Chapter 50: It's Good to Have Such an Uncle......
Changliu Village.
In the early morning of autumn and winter, the white fog is thick, and the bamboo forest on the edge of the reservoir is even more foggy, and it is impossible to see anything clearly.
This is an ordinary village, an ordinary reservoir, and an ordinary bamboo forest under Taining Mountain.
It's just that this one looks so ordinary that it can't be in an ordinary place.
Even if the Great Heavenly Master of Doushi Guan came, if he took a few steps inside, he would have to be scared of a heart attack.
After a few steps, I saw a grimace white monkey, sitting on a tree, looking in the direction of the reservoir with an eerie smile.
In a few steps, you can see the old demon of the Black Mountain with a pale face, squatting under the trunk of the tree.
After walking a few steps, you can see a two-legged sheep with a human face.
If you don't use your eyes to see and explore with the French style, you will find that this mountain is full of big lines.
Anyone less than 200 years old is not qualified to sit here.
A few steps at a time, they all sat here, stretching their necks, looking at the situation on the other side of the reservoir.
And at this time the reservoir is here.
A miserable cry.
"Wronged!!
What a mistake!!
Where do I dare to tease my uncle!!
There are really no fish in this reservoir, and every time this Changliang comes, I give him a hook.
Yesterday, there was no trick, and I just hung a dead fish, and I still found this dead fish after looking for a long time. ”
A stinking water ghost was crying loudly to the shore with a face full of wrong.
This aggrieved movement, those who don't know think it's wrong.
Su Liyan on the shore was half of the anger, but he still frowned and said:
"But even then, you can't fool my brother with a dead fish!
This dead fish is in the right mouth, isn't it obvious to tell my brother that there is a line below! ”
Su Liyan said this, but this half of his body in the water lowered his head and said aggrievedly:
"But I didn't know that there was such a thing......
I'll just see that dead fish doesn't stink yet...... Can you still eat...... Just hang it up......"
In this way, Su Liyan didn't have much to say, picked up the fishing rod and fish basket and said:
"Anyway, stay away from my man in the future, and scare my man again, you can see if I will peel you off!"
After that, Su Liyan turned around and left, leaving only the water ghost to sink under the water.
After watching this scene, the surrounding people also left satisfied.
Su Liyan just took a few steps.
And the two-legged sheep came out.
As soon as they came out, the two sheep looked at Su Liyan and said:
"Girl......
What happened before, the old sister didn't say anything, right? ”
The matter of Taining City, I went to a few lines at that time, and I came back to sum it up.
Suddenly I felt a little scared.
This old sister knows, she won't be angry, and then settle the account after the autumn, right?
So, here a two-legged sheep came to probe the wind.
As for the sudden appearance of these two sheep, Su Liyan was a little funny:
"You're a little older than my mother, and you're an old sister?"
When the two-legged sheep heard this, it was a serious way:
"That's what I said.
Who of us here is not older than my old sister.
But we are all favored by the old sister, and there is no old sister to have us.
This is an honorific title, a title for intimacy, and it has nothing to do with age! ”
After the two feet of the sheep finished talking seriously.
There was a grimace white monkey on the tree next to him, but he was laughing happily.
The laughter was extremely eerie.
While laughing, the white monkey said in a human voice:
Last time, he saw that the old sister was in a good mood, so he made a joke with the old sister and called out to the young sister.
As a result, the old sister carried one leg and fell more than eighty times, and the soul of the fall was about to disperse~~
Quack Quack ......"
And as the grimace white monkey finished speaking, there were all kinds of ridicule in the surrounding woods.
provoked the two feet of sheep to be angry for a while, and said to the surroundings:
"Go, go, what's the matter with you!"
After that, the two sheep, just looked at Su Liyan, who was also smiling on the side, and said embarrassedly:
"Liyan...... Old sister, ...... the hell she is"
Su Liyan waved her hand, took her things and walked home, and said:
"It's fine.
No matter what you did before, as long as you don't hurt anyone or do anything bad after following my mother, my mother won't be angry. ”
When the two-legged sheep heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief.
The old demon of Montenegro not far away, as well as the gang of red-clothed hanged ghosts, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
After the two-legged sheep watched Su Liyan leave, he looked at the grimace white monkey on the branch and scolded angrily:
"A monkey with a long face, let's fight with you!!"
…………
At about seven o'clock in the morning, Lu Yuan got up.
The family gathered around the kang and ate breakfast.
The egg soup with some leftover meat from last night is also a delicious and troublesome breakfast.
After eating, the second uncle, the third uncle, and two aunts came.
I'm really busy today.
This is a banquet tomorrow.
I basically have to get things ready today.
The live pig and the live sheep had to be killed, and then the meat would be whole.
There are also some dishes that have to be prepared first.
What croquettes, fried meat, fried fish.
These must be done today, or wait for the lunch table tomorrow, where to go.
And this beef bone, sheep bone, also has to be boiled in broth.
In addition to these, I have to write posts today.
There is also counting the number of people, counting the table.
In particular, I had to go out today to borrow bowls, plates, and chopsticks.
Tables, benches, you have to go out and borrow them.
However, fortunately, these messy things have nothing to do with Lu Yuan.
Killing pigs or slaughtering sheep, there is a second uncle, and the second uncle leads people to do these things.
The post at home or something, isn't this Su Changliang~
Su Changliang just wrote it.
Lu Yun grabbed a handful of peanuts after eating in the morning, and his daughter-in-law just gave himself crispy peanuts, squatting next to the pig and watching the scene happily.
Lu Yuan is like this, which is also interesting for the aunts in this family.
"Doesn't this scholar say that some kind of gentleman cooks far away, why does our aunt like to watch pigs kill so much."
A few aunts posted happy words on the wall, and turned their heads to look at Lu Yuan not far away, looking curious.
This Su Liyan's mother also shook her head with a smile and said:
"I don't know, anyway, this uncle of my family is different from everyone else, anyway, it's good~"
Originally, the more this mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law, the rarer it became.
Now that last night's incident, Su Liyan's mother-in-law felt that her son-in-law was really a gold ingot.
This is really happy for my daughter.
It's been a busy morning.
It's been a busy morning.
Two pigs, a sheep, and some mess were killed.
Everyone was sweating.
Near noon, everyone squatted in the sun, smoking cigarettes and resting.
The old ladies are also tidying up and cooking on the fire.
Lu Yuan looked at Su Changliang, who was still sitting under the sun and writing a post, but he was suddenly curious:
"By the way, how old is Changliang this year?"
Su Liyan's mother on the side looked at her aunt with a smile and said:
"Seventeen years old this year, he is three years younger than Liyan."
Lu Yuan nodded, and then said:
"It's not too small, I'll go to the city and find him a job when I get back."
After Lu Yuan's words were finished, there was silence in the courtyard.
Afterwards, everyone focused on Lu Yuan.
For a while, the second uncle and the third uncle's family were all envious on their faces.
It's nice to have such an uncle......
Can you really count on it......