"Stinky boy, dare to fool Lao Tzu, I'm impatient!" the madman of Yanshan raised his hand to fight.

Ermao thought to himself: "If this situation is not suitable for fighting! Believe it or not, this young master has picked your skin! Alas! There is no way! I have to coax you!" Ermao laughed and said: "Yanshan madman don't fight! Don't fight! The little one has something to say." ”

"Brother Wei Chi, don't listen to him," said the red-faced old man, "lest he fool you again!"

The red-faced old man almost didn't make Wei Chiguan stunned with a word! He looked down on himself without knowing it! What a smart person he was! Was he so easy to fool? With his personality, if he really did that after listening to his words, it would become a joke, and it would be tantamount to admitting that he had been fooled. A person who has been fooled by others will definitely not have a high IQ, and the implication is that he is a fool!

So, he said to Ermao: "If you have anything to say, come and listen!"

"I know that your old name is absolutely true! I didn't know it until you reported to your family!"

"What's the proof?"

"The madman of Yanshan made a bet with Zhang Tianshi back then, and he was unscathed by the three whips of the Heavenly Master, this is not what you said!" Ermao smiled and said: "How majestic you were back then! There is no one in the world who can bet with Zhang Tianshi, and there is no one in the world who can bet with Zhang Tianshi without being scathed!

Ermao held a madman leisurely and dizzy! Let the Yanshan madman Wei Chiguan be extremely useful. As for the fact that he vomited blood and fell unconscious after returning home, it is omitted.

Because that must be what the Yanshan madman Wei Chiguan is unwilling to hear, and he is also unwilling to let others know the truth. For thousands of years, he only bragged in front of others about how he made a bet with the Celestial Master. How to be whipped by the Heavenly Master three times and unscathed, and never mentioned the slightest thing about going home and vomiting blood.

"Ahh Why is Ermao so clear and knows his past so well?

It would not be surprising to say that the name of this old antique was known to some people in the underworld! If there were people in the yang world who knew the Dao, it would be a strange thing! Even the Yanshan madman Wei Chiguan himself did not believe it. For Ermao's words. He was very interested, and he expected that this kid Ermao must have his special origin.

So, he asked, "You boy, tell me where you are?"

"Do you want to ask the master! Hmph!" Ermao deliberately sold a pass: "Don't tell you!"

"I really think it's sacred? It turns out to be a liar!" The red-faced old man disdained Ermao, and he decided that Ermao was a liar. I don't know where Lu Dao collected a little bit of trivial information about the Yanshan madman Wei Chiguan, and used it to fool people.

"What?" Ermao stopped doing it, pointed to the nose of the red-faced old man and said, "The master is a liar?"

"Yes, you're a liar!" replied the red-faced old man loudly, very sure.

"Believe it or not, sir, I ...... you. ”

"How?"

Ermao wanted to say that I will clean you up!, however, he stopped before he finished speaking, and he knew that once he patronized, he would be happy. Regardless of the vernacular, it is very likely that a war will be provoked! He knows very well that now is not the time to fight. When Piggy regained his strength, he could clean up these two old things as he wanted! So, he smiled and said, "Do you believe that I called your name too?"

"What?!" The red-faced old man didn't believe he could: "Brag, keep bragging! Since ancient times, bragging about not paying taxes." ”

"Ahh ”

"Bah!" The red-faced old man spat and said, "Yellow-haired boy! Obviously, I don't know what to do, and I'm still talking here, why don't I have a bad reputation? Tell me, how can I have a bad reputation?" You say!" Ouyang Hai, a madman from Jinge, did not give up.

"Do you have a good reputation? You think you have a good reputation, don't you?/" Ermao deliberately pointed at the Yanshan madman Wei Chiguan and said, "Can your reputation be better than him?"

"This!" "Jinge madman Ouyang Hai hesitated. Grievances in my heart. But he didn't dare to say it.

"I don't know how to pretend to understand," Ouyang Hai, a madman from Jinge, said: "Don't slap your swollen face and become fat! Get out of the way! Don't find yourself bored here and kill yourself." ”

"Do you kid know the name of this old miscellaneous hair?" asked the madman of Yanshan.

"Hey, you old thing!" Ermao scolded secretly in his heart: "I actually dare to scold the young master, I am killing myself! If it weren't for the protection of the pig and the pig, believe it or not, I skinned you alive!" He did not answer the words of the Yanshan madman Wei Chiguan. Instead, he turned to the red-faced old man and said, "I really don't believe I can call your name, do you?"

"Don't believe it!" the red-faced old man was arrogant and a little vicious.

"If I call out your name, what will you do?" Ermao deliberately used words to cover the red-faced old man.

"Call me by name! The red-faced old man hesitated. At this moment, he found that Ermao's appearance was very much like a very sure look.

"How's that?" Ermao asked.

"How's it going?" said the Yanshan madman on the side. It's kind of like a look.

"I, I," the red-faced old man said for a long time: "If you call out my name, I, I ......."

"How's it going?" Ermao and the Yanshan madman asked almost at the same time.

"I'll leave it at your disposal!" the red-faced old man struggled.

"Is that true?"

"Seriously!"

"No repentance!"

"No remorse!"

"With me testifying, he doesn't dare to go back!" "Officer Wei Chi is very suspicious of watching the joke!" He applauded Ermao Jiawei.

"Then I'm really screaming!" Ermao opened his mouth and waited.

"Call, call, call!" "Yanshan madman Wei Chiguan hoped that he would call out.

And the red-faced old man is very contradictory. On the one hand, I hope he can call his name. to solve the confusion in my heart. On the one hand, I was afraid that he would really call it out, like that. Relying on his reputation in the rivers and lakes for many years, he is afraid of losing face if he does not keep his promises! If he keeps his promises, then he will have to be left to others! As for how to deal with him, he has no bottom in his heart. Look at this yellow-haired boy elf, he may not be able to come up with some tricks! I can't tell this old thing to be lively! In short, whether to call or not to call makes him uncomfortable.

"You are...!" Selling Guanzi is Ermao's consistent problem, which makes the red-faced old man feel terrified!

"You're ......!" Ermao sold Guan Zi again to stall for time. And the red-faced old man couldn't stand it anymore. He shouted, "Say it quickly, if you sell it again, see if I don't skin you!"

"Old thing!" said the Yanshan madman: "You don't want to talk nonsense, don't scare him!"

"You old bastard!" the red-faced old man scolded: "What does it matter to you if you don't scare him?

"Hey!" Ermao scolded in his heart: "Two old miscellaneous hairs! You are my son!"

"Old thing!" said the madman of Yanshan: "It doesn't matter if it's my son or not, the important thing is that you scare him, and he is more and more afraid to say it." ”

"Scared!" the red-faced old man looked at Ermao and said, "Is he scared?"

"I'm afraid! I'm very afraid! Don't scare me!" Ermao followed the words of the Yanshan madman and pretended to be afraid!

"This little brother!" the red-faced old man begged: "Please, don't sell it!" If you know it, you can say it quickly, and if you don't know it, you can say that you don't know it! I don't blame you! I have a bad heart at this age! I can't stand it!"

"That's good!" Ermao patted his chest and said, "Listen up! You are Ouyang Hai, a madman of Jinge!"

The red-faced old man and the Jingo madman "Ouyang Hai!" were so frightened that he sat on the ground with his ass......-

Yanshan madman Wei Chiguan was also stunned.

"You, you, you!" Ouyang Hai, the madman of Jin Ge, came back to his senses for a long time and asked, "How do you know the Dao?"

Ermao smiled and said, "What is this?" I still know ...... Dao. He wanted to speak and stopped, as if he was selling off.

"What else do you know?" asked Yan Mountain madman Wei Chiguan and Jin Ge madman Ouyang Hai at the same time.

"I also know that when you two made a bet with Zhang Tianshi, Yanshan madman Wei Chiguan, Yanshan madman was forced to receive three whips from the Heavenly Master, but you didn't dare to take the three whips of the Heavenly Master and were so frightened that you abandoned the Yanshan madman and went alone. I also know that although you are a madman, you are not as bright as the Yanshan madman Wei Chiguan. Although you are a madman, you often do things secretly and behind your back! Back then, you were ....... ”

"Okay! That's enough!" Ouyang Hai, a madman from Jinge, clenched his fists and said, "This lord, where are you sacred?

"What?" Ermao said, "Do you want to seek revenge?"

"No, no, no!" Ouyang Hai, a madman from Jinge, said: "I'm just curious! ”

"Curious, right?" Ermao said: "I know everything about the past between the two of you, as for how I know the way, I will tell you later!"

"Later?" The two big devils were very strange: "Is there a future between you and me?" (to be continued......