Chapter 27 The dogs are all shouting, it must be on purpose
Jiang Li can't remember how she escaped.
When everyone got the audio equipment at the door outside, they saw Shang Chi and Jiang Li sitting at the two farthest tables in the restaurant.
Shang Chi was bowing his head and fiddling with the guitar given to him by the program team.
Jiang Li, on the other hand, is looking at the menu with a serious face, as if he can see a flower after looking at it for a long time.
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and their eyes are puzzled.
What is the situation that seems to be normal, but it seems to be quite abnormal?
Xiaojiu looked at Jiang Li's serious appearance as if she was going to the exam room in the next second, and sighed with emotion in her heart: Look at Sister Xiaoli, in order to be more familiar with the dishes when the business is open for a while, how serious it is!
She walked to Jiang Li's side in three steps and two steps, and was about to output a wave of rainbow farts again, when she saw the menu in Jiang Li's hand-
"Sister, did you take this dish brand backwards?"
As soon as the words fell, a chuckle came from the diagonal position.
Jiang Li was only stiff for a moment, and soon said lightly: "Oh, I'm practicing looking at the menu backwards, I have a character in my next play who needs to use this skill, practice first." β
Xiaojiu: "? β
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[As a pear fan, how did I not know that there was such a role? [Think] [Think]]
[Hahahahaha, let me see who is talking nonsense in a serious way!] Are there any other characters who need to read books upside down? Jiang Xiaoli, you liar! γ
[But speaking of which, these two people just appeared in front of the camera one after the other, why is the atmosphere weird, why did they go to them? ] γ
[Guess boldly, be careful to verify!] When Jiang Li came out just now, his face was clearly red! Now I still look at the menu backwards, how do you look at it, how abnormal it is! These two must be playing wall dong behind our backs!! γ
[Seriously doubt the mental state upstairs, this is simply outrageous to open the door, outrageous to home! ] γ
[Tsk, I'm sorry in front of the camera just now, these two must have hid behind and quarreled, look at Jiang Li's face was so angry that she turned red. γ
Everyone chatted a few more words, and soon it was time for the official opening.
It wasn't yet noon, and there weren't many people on the road, only a few people passed by.
In order not to let Shang Chi do too long and be useless, everyone suggested that he go out later.
Shang Chi didn't have much of a fight, and he was unexpectedly easy to speak.
Sure enough, half an hour has passed, and there is still not a single guest in the restaurant.
Everyone knew that it was impossible to rely on passers-by to generate income for them today, so they all pinned their hopes on Shang Chi.
Xiaojiu has become a lot bolder since he found out that Shang Chi was not as difficult to get along with as he seemed on the outside.
She was curious: "Brother, what song are you going to sing later?" β
Before Shang Chi could answer, she said with a wistful expression: "If you sing love songs at the door, brother, I'm sure that the girls within a radius of a hundred miles will be attracted by you!"
And Zhou Ran knows Shang Chi and has a certain understanding of him.
After all, such a top-notch of its own faction, it can be said that there is no second one in the circle.
He is proficient in various musical instruments, composing, lyrics and singing, singing a fire song, and during the release of the new album, the streets and alleys are full of his new songs.
But one thing that clearly distinguishes him from other original musicians is -
He writes about the vast sky, the vast earth, friendship and family......
But he didn't write about love.
So......
Love song?
Zhou Ran silently shook his head in his heart.
No way.
And yetβ
Seeing that the man seemed to be really thinking about this possibility, Zhou Ran's eyes widened instantly, "Brother, aren't you, you want to sing love songs?!" β
Shang Chi was noncommittal when he heard this, "It depends on the situation." β
As Shang Dog's rival for many years, Jiang Li naturally knows his quirk of not singing love songs.
Thinking that he deliberately played tricks on himself in the back just now, he naturally wanted him to come as unhappy as he could.
She deliberately smiled disgustingly at the man: "I also agree with Xiaojiu, singing love songs is indeed a good method~"
Listening to her sweet and greasy voice, everyone subconsciously trembled.
I thought that Shang Chi would sarcastically go back in person.
Unexpectedly, after he looked at Jiang Li fixedly for a while, the corners of his lips suddenly curled, and he showed her a meaningful smile.
"Since Mr. Jiang wants me to sing love songs so much, it's not that I can't help it."
Jiang Li: "? β
EXCUSE MEοΌ What's the deal with your "I'll be merciful and grant your wishes?"
I was just trying to disgust you! Don't really want to hear it?!
Seeing Jiang Li's fried appearance, Shang Chi chuckled again.
Zhou Ran also seemed to notice his good mood.
Seeing that Jiang Li was taken away by Xiaojiu and Ye Shula, he leaned over and whispered and gossiped: "Brother, did something good happen?" β
Shang Chi didn't answer.
Seeing that Zhou Ran began to jump up and down next to him again, he frowned and pretended to be disgusted: "Aren't you kid going to the back kitchen to help?" Why are you still here? β
When Zhou Ran, who left his post without permission, heard this, he stood up straight all of a sudden, stomped his foot on the ground, and saluted him in a sonorous voice.
"Okay big brother, go right away!"
Shang Chi raised his eyebrows slightly.
I don't know what I thought, I suddenly laughed twice, and glanced in the direction of Jiang Li without a trace.
The tone dragged on for a long time: "You actors...... Are there so many plays? β
Jiang Li, who heard this not far away, moved.
It's the connotation!
That dog thing is connotating her!
She looked at the time, and then at the hot sun outside.
As soon as his eyes rolled, he turned his head and pinched his voice and said to Shang Chi: "Dog, ah no, Mr. Shang, you should go out and sell - sing~"
γοΌ The dogs are shouting out, Jiang Xiaoli, you did it on purpose, right?]
[And this rather spiritual sentence, hahaha is absolutely and absolutely deliberate!] That mouthful of rice in my mouth almost squirted! γ
[Hahahahaha Yesterday I didn't snort, why is it so exciting today! γ
[The interaction between the two of them really made me laugh and make me rich! γ
[How disgusting these two people are to each other, I have to say, this is also a natural pair to some extent. [Cigarette Lighting]]
When everyone heard the "dog" blurted out by Jiang Li, their hearts trembled.
Boy!
It's like plucking the tail of a tiger!
Seeing that Shang Chi raised his eyebrows and wanted to speak, Ye Shu was afraid that the two would quarrel again, so he hurriedly glanced at Xiaojiu.
Xiaojiu received Ye Shu's gaze and instantly understood.
I'm afraid that Shang Chi won't do it if he is unhappy, then their work will really be in vain!
Thinking of this, she hurriedly said to Shang Chi: "Brother, this is the time for dinner, the time and place are favorable!" As long as you stand outside, sing a little song, and kill the girl properly! β
"Kill the girl?" The man's eyebrows were slightly raised, he muttered for a few seconds, and suddenly turned his head to look at Jiang Li.
Jiang Li instantly became vigilant.
What does this dog want to do?
"Since there is such a thing as beheading women......"
Shang Chi chuckled.
"That'...... What about the man? β