Chapter 376: Oh my God, did I do something bad
According to Wu Gang and Yue Xiuqing's original idea, they just wanted to invite friends and young people in the courtyard to come over and have fun, but Jiang Xun sent invitations to the old people in the courtyard one by one.
For six tables, Haiyan symbolically received sixty-six yuan......
Well, this wedding, you say, doesn't look like a drama, the people on the stage are performing, the audience is watching, and the actors are not allowed to make mistakes, and this drama is performed once in a lifetime......
In Renyi, Jiang Xun and Wu Gang themselves have served as announcers of Renyi, but now Yang Lixin has given Jiang Xun the job of hosting.
His reason was that Jiang Xun had participated in CCTV programs and had experience.
"What experience do I have, I can't change rice, change rice, change rice, change rice for rice......" Jiang Xun shouted with the microphone and came to the stage.
Offstage, so Zhi, Su Min, Xia Chun, Lin Liankun...... Pu Cunxi, Song Dandan, and Liang Guanhua are straight......
Gao Xiaosong, Lao Wolf, and Dou Wei's gang also sat in the audience, oh, Wang Jingwen really rushed back from Hong Kong, looking at Jiang Xun's eyes, it was a warm ......
"Don't be in a hurry to applaud, the applause will be reserved for my brother and sister for a while......" Jiang Xun looked at Wu Gang with a smile, and today this brother was so happy that his mouth kept open.
"Well, today, we gathered together to attend the wedding of Comrade Wu Gang and Comrade Yue Xiuqing, in fact, according to Brother Gang's sister-in-law, this host didn't want me to do it, I took it from Brother Pu's hands......"
In the audience, everyone was looking at him, Yang Zhe had a smile on his face, and his eyes were full of brilliance.
Jiang Huanhuan touched Ding Zhicheng and asked him to take a look at Yang Zhe, "Look, if you love someone, there is really light in your eyes......"
"Why, because I have admired Wu Gang since I was a child, I knew when I was a child that he had been living on the moon and with Chang'e, but I didn't expect that he would get married when he arrived at Renyi, well, Sister Chang'e also went down to earth......"
After a few words, Wu Gang was happy, and he smirked at the audience, Yue Xiuqing was also a little embarrassed, but his face was also blooming.
"But our big guy came to the Kunlun Hotel today to take a look, it's not that Wu Gang, it's this Wu Gang, in fact, this Wu Gang is also amazing, the squad leader of the eighth and fifth class of Renyi, and an actor who has been born in ten years......"
Yes, Wu Gang's eyes narrowed together with a smile.
Did this Xunzi say cross talk, he was born to praise him, and this praise is too comfortable.
"There are many famous actors in the history of Renyi, but among so many actors, the most famous smile is Wu Gang's smile, by the way, what can be compared to his smile is Mona Lisa's smile......"
Wow –
The audience burst into laughter and applause.
Yang Zhe laughed so much that his stomach hurt, and Wu Gang smiled at the audience, it was really a bit of a Mona Lisa.
"Xunzi, you all know Mona Lisa, you are so talented, I adore you......" Wu Gang felt that he couldn't stand here, as if he had to say something.
"You worship me so much, in fact, I admire your mother the most, I don't know, how did her old man raise your brother without the help of the police......"
Hah-
The audience burst into laughter again.
So he laughed so much that his hands trembled even more, and Mr. Su Min covered his stomach, yes, this is not to preside over the wedding, this is to go to someone's wedding to say that cross talk is coming.
"Actually, I also admire Teacher Lin Liankun, is Teacher Lin Liankun here?" Jiang Xun looked at the audience, Lin Liankun stood up with a smile, "You sit, Teacher Lin, I know if you retired after teaching Class 85 and don't want to do it...... With such an unconscious squad leader, you are too tired......"
Wow –
The audience burst into laughter, Wang Jingwen laughed so hard that her cheeks stiffened, but she also noticed that at this time, Jiang Xun seemed to have surpassed a pair of newcomers and became the protagonist on the stage.
"Sister Xiuqing, I know that you must be the happiest person in the world at this time, I have participated in many weddings, and wearing the coat of human art is the only ......"
Wow –
Director Xia Chun couldn't help it in the end, a mouthful of tea squirted out, causing Lin Zhaohua on the side to beat him on the back with a smile, and he himself laughed so much that his stomach hurt.
"I didn't see it, Xunzi spoke so humorously...... "Lin Zhaohua really couldn't bear it, from the beginning to the present, everyone in the entire banquet hall was laughing, provoking more and more waiters from Kunlun Hotel to come in and listen to Jiang Xun's stand-up comedy.
"Xunzi, I want to explain, this is Xunzi's style, there is no formal ......" Wu Gang smiled, this doesn't seem right, how is this like acting in a sketch.
"Sister, you are going to marry him in the future......" Jiang Xun ignored Wu Gang, but asked Yue Xiuqing directly.
"Not later, it's now." Wu Gang immediately corrected.
"Yes, it's now, it's because I didn't be this host, and now that I'm this host, do you think my sister will be so determined to marry you......"
Wow –
There was laughter in the audience again, this time, Haiyan also came, looking at Jiang Xun on the stage with a smile, this kid, no matter what the occasion, as long as he stands on the stage, he is a natural king.
Whether there is a protagonist or not, he can steal the limelight from the protagonist.
"Xunzi, you will sing after you host, after you go down, your sister Xiuqing will definitely tell me, well, it seems that not all good people in this world, oh my God, have I done anything bad? Let you preside over the wedding......" Wu Gang's helpless face caused everyone to laugh again.
"Yes, not all good people in this world are originally, sometimes they are made up of bad people and good people," Jiang Xun smiled and pointed at himself and Wu Gang, "Sister, after you marry Brother Gang, you will take a lot of risks every day......"
"I don't care, I ......" Yue Xiuqing is nothing, the wedding, the more lively the better.
"I know, you didn't ask for a bride price for Brother Gang, you know, we have always loved to speak four-word language, what four words can you use to describe it......"
"It's his talent, hard work," Yue Xiuqing looked at Wu Gang with a smile, "Responsible, loving ......"
"No, it's more than four words," Jiang Xun said with a smile, "Actually, it's just a moment of confusion......"
Wow –
Off the field, everyone was happy, Jiang Huanhuan's stomach hurt with laughter, and he still said to Ding Zhicheng, "Let's get married, you can't let Xunzi be the host, you can't talk about him." ”
Ding Zhicheng stammered, how could he be Jiang Xun's opponent.
"Xunzi, you are here to smash the field......" Wu Gang himself was laughing, but he smiled a little reluctantly.
"Brother Gang, you believe us," Jiang Xun smiled and pointed to the other three tigers of Renyi, Feng Yuanzheng was in Europe at this time, "We are the kind of people who speak ugly on the surface, in fact, you said that Brother Yang's rice is fried sauce with salt grains, but don't delay you eating there, well, no one eats as much as you...... I mean, we talk ugly, but we will always be your friends, because we don't say hello to your face behind your back......
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Wow –
The atmosphere in the entire hall was pushed to a peak, and Wu Gang smiled and blushed, "Go down, go down, I can ...... this wedding by myself."
"Well, then I have to find the next person I don't say he's good, Brother Ding, let's discuss, next time, I should say something at your wedding, next, let's temporarily hand over the stage to Brother Gang and sister-in-law, and talk about their love experience......"