Chapter 564: It doesn't feel good
How did the dog stuff get thrown out?
Lin Beichen frowned.
Dog beating also depends on the owner.
It's a slap in the face.
Gong Gong hurriedly walked over, helped Wang Zhong up, and said, "Captain, are you okay, Captain?"
The captain of the chengguan team rubbed his ass and stood up, turned his head and saw Lin Beichen, and hurriedly ran over, saying, "Young master, something is wrong, but don't worry, I have a way...... Wait a minute, I'll go in and try again. β
The voice did not fall.
A yin and yang strange voice came out of the approval hall: "Don't dream, old guy, want to apply for school land? Isn't there just a few stinky money, hahaha, what are you, don't pee and look in the mirror, with you, you are also worthy?"
The sound is familiar.
It was the pompous young man who was talking loudly on the star-picking tower before.
Wang Zhong's expression changed, and he said with a smile: "It's okay, young master, I'm used to it, the money hasn't been given, I'll try again, don't stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person......"
Lin Beichen raised his middle finger and rubbed his eyebrows: "No need...... I got it. β
"Young master, don't ......"
Wang Zhongke was really a roundworm in Lin Beichen's stomach, and as soon as he looked at his expression, he knew that the young master was going crazy, so he hurriedly stopped it.
This is not Cloud Dream City, and it won't end well when it makes trouble.
Lin Beichen didn't care so much.
He strode directly into the hall and scolded: "Which wild dog was barking just now, stand up for Lao Tzu." β
The hall, which was not originally a lively hall, was instantly quiet.
The applicants who were handling the business, as well as the approval officials sitting behind the counter, were all stunned at the same time, and looked at Lin Beichen in unison.
Lin Beichen swept his eyes and found the pompous young man.
The young man was also stunned and disbelieving at this time, looking at Lin Beichen, he subconsciously rubbed his ears, and thought that he had heard it wrong just now.
Anyone dares to make trouble here?
Dare to scold yourself?
"You, yes, look at what, it's you, get me out of behind the counter. β
Lin Beichen raised his hand and pointed.
"Me?"
The young man's complexion was instantly gloomy as frost.
The corners of his mouth drew a sneering arc, and said, "Hehe, I didn't hear clearly, you say it again, are you sure you're talking about me?"
Lin Beichen strode over and said, "Then Lao Tzu will say it again, it's you, a dog, who said, why did you beat me?"
When the young man saw Wang Zhong standing behind Lin Beichen, he immediately understood in his heart, and sneered at the moment: "I thought it was some kind of great person, it turned out to be the owner of that old dog, hehe, the dirt buns from the countryside, there are a few stinky money, and you want to open a school?
Everyone else around them burst into laughter.
The hall was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
It's as if you're watching an absurd circus.
Wang Zhong hurriedly said: "I can't say that, we all have the conditions for application, and everything is in accordance with the procedure......
When the young man heard this, he laughed dumbly: "Program? hehe, it's called Huazi, Lao Tzu is the program, if you don't approve it, you won't approve it, what can you do?" ha!"
The other officials at the counter also burst into laughter.
These countrymen are really naΓ―ve.
"I don't even know how to write dead words. β
Lin Beichen strode over, and with one kick, he put the ironwood counter with the blessing of the Xuanwen Formation.
Rumble!
The Xuanwen formation cracked.
The ironwood counter turned into sawdust in an instant.
"You ......"
Qian Sansheng was taken aback and roared angrily: "You dare to rebel, come ...... someone"
The voice did not fall.
Syllable.
Lin Beichen slapped his hand and slapped him in the face of this young man called Qian San Province, pumping him like a spinning top, turning 720 degrees in place.
Half of the pink face, like a ripe peach, was bright red and swollen.
Then it was quickly swollen with five black fingerprints.
There was an exclamation in the hall.
Several guards in armor, their swords unsheathed, rushed in stride.
"Get out. β
Lin Beichen turned around and drank.
The sound is thunderous.
Invisible waves of qi surged.
The four guards only felt a shock in their chests, and under the impact of the air waves, they couldn't stand at all, like rice husks in a hurricane, they snorted, and were directly thrown out and fell hard in the courtyard outside.
"Ah...... Poof......"
The young man Qian Sanxing was dizzy, and opened his mouth to spit out a mouthful of blood.
There were also three front teeth wrapped in the blood.
He covered his mouth and said in disbelief, "Pear...... Pear Gandaoh?Pear Zizi Dao...... You...... At...... Be a god horse?"
Leaky front teeth.
Speak in a different voice.
"It's you dog who doesn't know how thick the sky is. β
Lin Beichen raised his hand and slapped again.
Syllable.
Qian San Province is directly reversed and rotated 720 degrees.
"Wow......"
He gulped blood.
The face was directly swollen into a pig's head.
Lin Beichen still felt puzzled.
Syllable.
"The city lords and generals in the south are all waste?"
Syllable!
"The Sea Clan will be crushed with one blow?"
Syllable!
"The warriors on the walls are trash?"
Syllable!
"Cui Hao's city lord deserves to die?"
Syllable!
"It's you, and you want to turn things around?"
Syllable!
"You're the program?"
Syllable!
"Who's a hillbilly?"
Syllable!
"Just what the fuck are you called Qian San Province?"
Syllable!
Smack!
Lin Beichen slapped more than a dozen times in a row.
A slap in the face, just ask.
At the end of the question, he didn't know what to ask.
Syllable.
"Who made you fucking without a hat. β
Lin Beichen slapped him again, and this was a breath of relief.
Qian Sanxing was pumped like a spinning top, turning three times in the forward direction, three times in the opposite direction, back and forth, the whole person fainted directly, as soon as Lin Beichen stopped, he slammed and fell directly to the ground.
This is because Lin Beichen didn't really exert his strength, just patted gently.
Otherwise, let alone his head, even if it was a piece of pig iron, it would have been powdered by Lin Dashao a long time ago.
Everyone in the hall was stunned.
Murder in the yamen of the administrative hall?
Where did this madman come from?
Is it brain-dead?
How dare you do such a thing and don't want to live?
Wang Zhong looked at this scene with a look of resentment.
Alas.
I already knew that if the young master was asked to do this kind of thing, it would be such a scene.
It seems that the young master has not changed.
It's still the same teenager as before.
Once stimulated, the brain becomes congested and brain disorders attack.
The scene will become out of control.
Gong Gong was very alert to a personal guard, his eyes sharply looked at the layout of the surrounding buildings and terrain, and he was already measuring in his heart that if there was an army surrounded for a while, it would be most appropriate to break through from that direction, so as to protect the young master......
And Qianqian and Qianqian?
The former looked excited and eager to try.
The latter pulled the former's arm tightly, for fear that she would also rush to hit the adult.
Anyway, since she beat up the people in the drunken Hualou that day, Qianqian has become very impulsive, and she wants to find someone to talk to at every turn, and she has to beg the young master to let her enter the lost castle and slash monsters every day.
Already very addicted.
Qianqian was afraid that Qianqian would be impulsive and cut down the other people in the hall as monsters.
"Fuck, don't play dead. β
Lin Beichen picked up a basin of water and directly sprinkled a pot of cold water on Qian Sanxing's face.
(Basin: Wait, why am I here?)
"Ah...... Ahhhh......h
The arrogant pink-faced young man screamed and woke up.
He subconsciously raised his eyes and saw Lin Beichen's face, which was ten thousand times more handsome than him, but as if he had seen a ghost, he hissed and screamed.
"To approve or not to approve?"
Lin Beichen looked down and asked.
"Ah, batch?"
Qian Sanxing's mind was buzzing, and he subconsciously said, "Approve what?"
Syllable.
Lin Beichen slapped him directly.
"I'll give you three breaths, and you can reorganize the language. β
He said with a wicked smile on his face.
"Ah, blah, blah, blah, blah, ......blah, bla
Qian Sansheng shuddered and said, "Whatever the nobles criticize, they will approve......"
Lin Beichen grabbed him by the collar, lifted it up, and said: "Slut, it's uncomfortable not to fight, talk to you with good words, you don't appreciate it, you have to beat you up, you will be honest, why are you so cheap?"
Qian Sansheng wanted to cry without tears.
Lin Beichen threw him on the ground and scolded: "Quick, the approval document is stamped, Lao Tzu is still busy, I don't have time to waste time with an idiot like you." β
"Yes yes yes ......"
Qian Sansheng hid all the resentment and resentment in his heart, and in line with the principle that a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, he hurriedly found his own Xuanwen seal from the pile of sawdust.
Seeing that the matter had come to this point, Wang Zhong still gave up struggling, and quietly took out the original application approval document and handed it over.
Qian Sanxing didn't look at it, and he raised the Xuanwen seal to cover it.
"Wait. β
Lin Beichen suddenly stopped.
Qian Sanxing's heart trembled, he looked up with a smile, and said, "Noble?"
Lin Beichen looked at the application and said, "No, the area of the application is too small, how can 200 acres of land be enough?
"Huh?"
Qian San Province has a big mouth.
20,000 acres?
How dare you speak.
"How?"
Lin Beichen glared: "No?"
"Okay, okay...... How much the nobles say, how much they play......"
Qian Sanxing's words leaked, where do you dare to refute, and you should accept it at the moment.
Wang Zhong immediately revised the application and handed it over.
Qian San Province has just lifted the Xuanwen seal and wants to cover it......
"Wait. β
Lin Beichen said again.
Qian Sanxing's legs were weak and he almost knelt down.
What's wrong with it?
Lin Beichen looked at the application and said dissatisfiedly: "Why do you have to limit it to the second district? Isn't it okay to establish a school in the third and fourth districts? β
"Huh?"
Qian Sanxing was stunned on the spot.
Do you dare to mention this condition?
Crazy.
"How?"
Lin Beichen glared again: "No?"
"Uh...... Introduce a ...... OK, OK, OK. β
Qian Sansheng thought about it, anyway, he was forced, he dealt with the crisis in front of him first, waited until he took this madman away, and then mobilized the army and cleaned him up well.
He raised the Xuanwen seal high, and he was about to close it......
"Wait. β
Lin Beichen said again.
"Noble?"
Qian Sanxing said sadly: "What else do you want to change?"
Is there anything you can't say all at once?
Lin Beichen smiled dryly and said, "Uh...... I'm sorry, I'm used to it, it's okay, you can cover it. β
Qian Sansheng had a row of black lines on his forehead, raised the Xuanwen seal high, and printed it down.
When the seal was about to be stamped on the application, he paused slightly, looked up at Lin Beichen, and said, "Your honor, you ...... Do you want to add more?"
Syllable!
Lin Beichen slapped him directly on the back of the head.
"As far as you have a lot of words, you should quickly stamp Lao Tzu. β
He scolded.
Qian three provinces: (; ΜΰΌΰΊΆΠΰΌΰΊΆ')!
Tell me something.
Who was 'slow' again and again before?
Smack!
The seal is stamped.
A faint flow of energy flowed out.
The application is officially valid.
Lin Beichen took the application form, glanced back at Wang Zhong, and said happily: "See, this is efficiency, this young master is out of the horse, it will be done in minutes, Wang Zhong, you dog thing, learn a little in the future, this young master has so many advantages, you can't turn a blind eye." β
Wang Zhong: (ΚΠ΄Κβ¬) ?
"Yes, young master. He said flatteringly and respectfully.
"I've learned too, young master. β
Qianqian said excitedly.
"There's something wrong with you. β
Lin Beichen raised his hand and pinched Qianqian's ridiculously slippery little face, and pinched the beautiful girl's mouth into a goldfish mouth.
"Woooooooo β
Qianqian was dissatisfied.
"That's it, let's go. β
Lin Beichen turned around and walked towards the outside of the hall.
Governor Qian San breathed a long sigh of relief, covered his cheeks, and was ruthless in his heart, and when he mobilized his strength after a while, he would definitely arrest this brain-dead madman, concoct it ruthlessly, and dismantle it.
And the old dog and the butler beside him......
And the two maids......
I'll let you know what cruelty is.
Just thinking about it, Lin Beichen suddenly stopped.
"You, come here. β
Lin Dashao beckoned to Qian Sansheng.
Qian Sanxing was shocked in his heart, and his soul flew out of the sky.
Could it be that this madman wants to kill people?
"Your honor, you ...... What to do?"
He said in horror.
"Come here, or I'll kill you. β
Lin Beichen said impatiently.
Qian Sanxing was frightened, but he didn't dare to resist, and moved in front of Lin Beichen little by little.
Lin Beichen directly stretched out his hand, grabbed Qian Sanxing's chest, and pinched it fiercely.
Catch the milk dragon claw hand!
"Ah......h
The sharp pain in the chest of the protagonist of Qian Sanxing seems to be torn apart.
He screamed in pain and humiliation.
Lin Beichen withdrew his hand, took out a handkerchief, wiped his hands, and threw it away, before he said, "Don't you like to scratch your breasts very much?" Let you taste the taste of scratching your breasts, dog things ......."
This arrest is to avenge the girl who sang a little song in the Star Tower.
"Ahahaha......"
"It doesn't feel good. β
Lin Beichen said proudly: "Go." β
Several people swaggered out of the yamen.
Qian Sansheng left tears of humiliation.
He felt defiled.
This grasp was even more than the dozen slaps before, and it made him feel ashamed.
Long.
Only the people in the examination and approval hall dared to speak out.
"Crazy, that guy is definitely a crazy ......"
"If you dare to attack an imperial official, he will die. β
"Come on, come on, go and transfer people. β
"Lord Qian, Master Qian, are you okay, go and call a doctor......
"This time, thanks to Lord Qian, he stepped forward, turned the tide, fought with the thief, and mediated with wisdom, so that he retreated and deceived him away, and we can be safe and sound, it is all given by Lord Qian, and I must ask Lord Qian for ......credit."
In the chaotic and noisy atmosphere, Qian Sansheng felt a little more comfortable.
There was a sinister glint in his eyes.
"That damn madman, it's called Lin Beichen, right? Lao Tzu remembers him, I swear, he will never survive tonight, I want him to die ugly......"
He gritted his teeth.
"Qian Ying's main thing is that he knows that you have been wronged, and he must be furious, and the death of the person surnamed Lin is ......"
"Yes, Mr. Qian, this time we can all testify for you. β
......
......
Sitting in the carriage, Lin Beichen was refreshed.
"Did you see it, young master, was I very handsome just now?"
While enjoying Qianqian's massage, he said happily.
"The young master is the most handsome. β
Qianqian's eyes were full of small pink stars.
"Hey, in fact, don't worship me too much, after all, there is only one ...... in the world for a beautiful man like me"
Lin Beichen grabbed Qianqian's little hand and touched it gently.
Qianqian's face turned crimson, and her mouth let out a low mummmm
The young master is almost perfect.
But there is a drawback.
always teases people, but they don't eat.
It's really annoying.
Qianqian and Qianqian are not like Yue Hongxiang, Mi Ruyan, and Ye Weiyang, who don't know anything about men and women, although they are still virgins, but they have been trained by their mother Sang in various skills in the flower building, and they have also instilled too much knowledge of love between men and women, and they have long been psychologically familiar.
The two little maids are charming and stunningly beautiful little beauties.
And they are all still in a posture of letting you pick up the delicate drips.
But the young master didn't eat it.
Alas.
It's sad.
Qianqian glanced at Qianqian.
Both of them were a little anxious.
Lin Beichen didn't think about it so much.
While enjoying a massage, he chatted on WeChat on his mobile phone.
Because the dog goddess [Sword Snow Nameless], who has been lost for a long time, is finally online again.
"Ah, at that moment when I finally refined the [Chonglou] Divine Fruit, I felt as if I was about to float, little brother, how are you doing?"
Jian Xue sent a message namelessly.
"I@#Β₯%......"
Lin Beichen wanted to swear.
But he held back.
"Not dead yet. β
He replied, "Are you disappointed?"
"How can there be, people's pure and kind hearts are tied to you, little brother. Jian Xue replied shamelessly, "It's just that recently in order to refine the [Chonglou] fruit, I have been in retreat. β
"His Majesty the Lord of the Sword is so good to you?"
Lin Beichen was very surprised and said, "I actually gave you a [Chonglou] Divine Fruit?"
"Oh ho ho ...... Yes, people are now the favorite ministers of the sword lord monarch god, tens of thousands of generals, and I am the only one who spends ...... favor."
Jian Xue is nameless, very stinky and authentic.
Lin Beichen couldn't help but say venomously: "You can't sell your body, right?"
In the temple of the Sword Lord, all the priestesses are there, and all the clergy are not male, and the Sword Lord Monarch himself is also a woman, so that Lin Beichen suspected it a long time ago that this Sword Lord Monarch would not be a Lala.
Now he is even more skeptical.
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