"What kind of mess?"

Hanako rolled her eyes and shook the flask in her hand, seemingly very satisfied with the novelty of the taste.

"The old man's surname is Shi, his single name is one ink character, and the law name is silent, you can also call the old man Mr. Mo."

Graphite?

Wen Chen couldn't help but laugh secretly, the old man's name was fashionable enough!

I can't help but think of the characteristics of graphite mentioned in the book when he was in middle school: soft, gray-black, greasy, and polluting the paper......

I don't know anything else, anyway, it's just "greasy", which is a bit similar to this old man who calls himself Mr. Mo, Hanako, a handful of age, feels good about himself, Wanhualou goes, and he can do it over the wall and enter the hospital, and now he has to eat and drink, and he doesn't treat himself as an outsider!

"The law is silent? Mr. Mo was a monk? Wen Chen asked curiously.

The old man snorted and nodded, "The old man has not only been a monk for ten years, but also a Taoist priest for ten years!" I have been a teacher for ten years, after ten years of business, ten years of training, and ten years of selling ......, tsk, I can't count! ”

Hearing these words, the two of them stared at each other, but they didn't expect this old beggar to have such a rich professional resume!

"Dare to ask how long the gentleman is now?" Wen Chen hugged his fists.

The old beggar raised his head and pinched his fingers, and muttered, "Twenty plus one hundred and twenty-one...... yes! One hundred and forty-one years old! ”

it! A living antique!

"Why twenty plus one hundred and twenty-one?" Wen Chen wondered.

"Because the old man doesn't touch a woman until he is twenty years old."

"What about after twenty?"

"Only touch one woman a year!" The old beggar laughed.

Bragging, right? Just your old bones, can you still touch a woman now?

Wen Chen looked disbelieving, "Don't blame me for talking straight, if I guessed correctly, with Mr.'s eyesight level, I can't even tell whether it's a man or a woman in one step, let alone touch a woman!" ”

"Do you think the old man is talking big?" Mr. Mo's face was grim.

"Isn't it?"

Wen Chen asked rhetorically.

"Humph! Although the old man's eyes are not good, his hearing is excellent, such as the gray wild cat on the roof, although it is five feet away, but the old man can hear that it is a male with one ear! Mr. Mo pointed to the house not far away and swore an oath.

"The cowhide is blown up, right?" Wen Chen laughed loudly when he heard this, "There is no wild ...... on this roof at all Cat? ”

Before the words fell, Wen Chen's pupils shrank sharply, and he really saw a gray cat coming out unhurriedly from behind the top of the mountain!

Raise your tail at the three people below and grin!

it! God!

The two looked at the old beggar in astonishment, and were speechless for a while.

Is he really blind? You can hear the color of a cat just by your ears?!

Mr. Mo smiled slightly, slowly pinched a piece of meat from the bamboo skewer, and flicked it lightly on his fingertips!

Wen Chen only felt a flower in front of him, and a sharp sound of breaking the sky sounded in his ears, and there was a plop not far away!

When I turned around, the gray wildcat was lying on the ground on all fours, as if frozen, unable to move!

Mr. Mo slowly got up, carried his back to the wild cat, a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and in the dull gaze of the two, his right hand turned into an afterimage, and he pulled it towards the wild cat's ass with lightning speed!

"Meow ————"

At that moment, Wen Chen seemed to hear the sadness and remorse of the wild cat, it lost the two most important parts of its cat's life!

I saw the old beggar walk up to him with a relaxed expression, spread out his right hand, and two bloody small projectiles appeared in the palm of his hand.

"Fresh, give you one!"

"This ...... What are you doing with this thing? Wen Chen's face turned a little pale, and he unconsciously put his legs together.

"Grilled, of course!"

"Multi-...... Thank you sir for your kindness, I really ...... I really don't have this habit ......."

This is also too perverted!

Wen Chen asked himself that he had experienced a lot of ups and downs in his previous life and had seen a lot of the world, but this Mr. Mo's strange behavior really caught him off guard!

I really didn't expect this old man to have such a preference.

Li Youcai on the side couldn't help but start retching.

"Cut! Young people don't know the goods, this is called form to make up for form, one thing to make up for one thing! ”

Mr. Mo took care of himself and put two small projectiles on bamboo skewers and roasted them on the fire.

Li Youcai said angrily, "Mr. Loss is still a person who has entered Buddhism, and Mr. has made up for it, so have you ever thought about the cat's feelings?" ”

"Shopkeeper Li, although I don't approve of Mr. Mo's approach, but cats are different from people, and castrating them is actually to save its life......"

Wen Chen smiled bitterly.

Neutering cats has been a necessary choice for most cat owners in previous lives, saving himself trouble, but also avoiding all kinds of diseases in cats, this kind of common sense, he still has.

"Yoh? It's quite miscellaneous! ”

Mr. Mo glanced at Wen Chen in some surprise, but the white eyeballs in his eye sockets looked like ill intentions.

"Hehe...... Mr. Mo has won the award......"

Wen Chen smirked, and fine beads of sweat began to ooze from his head.

This old thing doesn't look like a good person!

With the means he used to get the cat just now, even if the two of them go together, it won't be enough for him to fight alone!

"Sir, you might as well have something to say, what is the purpose of coming here today?"

The old beggar glanced at the two of them playfully, drank the liquid from the flask with a bang, and wiped his mouth with his sleeve contentedly.

Suddenly, he stretched out a finger and pointed at Li Youcai's head, and read, "Go back to the house and sleep!" ”

Lao Li, who was still puzzled before, became dazed in an instant, his pupils dilated, as if he was enchanted, nodded stiffly, and then stood up and staggered into the room with a slightly bloated body.

Wen Chen's face was shocked!

What kind of sideways is this? Even the top hypnotist in his previous life couldn't hypnotize someone in an instant, right?

Isn't this old thing trying to stun both of us and then have a crotch egg retrieval?

Mr. Mo seemed to see his worries, and chuckled, "Don't worry, people's things are not delicious, and the old man doesn't like ......."

What does it mean to be untasty?

Do you mean you've really eaten it?!

Wen Chen's stomach suddenly churned.

The originally beautiful afternoon tea time was so frightened by this uninvited guest.

"Do you want to learn what the old man did just now?"

"Hehe, I don't want to." Wen Chen said with a cautious expression.

"Why?"

"Because I know that I will definitely have to pay tuition fees to learn this skill, and I can't afford to pay it in the next place."

"Clever!" Mr. Mo snapped his fingers.

"But what if the old man has to teach you?"

"Can I refuse?" Wen Chen said tentatively.

The old beggar nodded nonchalantly, "Of course you can, but at the cost of becoming the same as that cat!" ”

Looking along the old man's arm, Wen Chen vaguely saw the wild cat standing up tremblingly, with tears in the corners of his eyes......