Chapter 85: Lao Tzu Never Fooled!

This smell is very familiar to Wen Chen, the aphrodisiac given to Wei Cheng at the beginning was all prepared by him, and now he can even identify the ingredients in it from this complex smell!

"Don't talk nonsense!" Tu Sanqian's face changed, "What kind of aphrodisiac, this is Lao Tzu spent a lot of money to buy a miracle medicine that can cure all diseases!" ”

"That Lang Zhong said that the young master of the Tan family who had broken his roots used this thing and said that it was good, and said that this thing can not only make Lao Tzu develop twice, but also make the bald head grow hair, and Lao Tzu just sent a small box to the big boss last night!"

The corners of Wen Chen's mouth twitched, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, "You bought this thing for the living expenses I gave you?" ”

Tu Sanqian glanced at him, "Lao Tzu's brothers have enough to eat and drink, and they don't need living expenses, besides, the effect of this medicine is really good, and it feels like ...... It feels hot, I don't believe I'll let you see later, if it's getting bigger! ”

Hehe......

Wen Chen never expected that a joke such as "Aoyagi likes big ones" was remembered by this product as a holy decree, and he was deceived and didn't say anything, and let his good brother smear the aphrodisiac on his bald head!

Bang Bang –

Wen Chen raised his hand and patted the back of the man's neck heavily, "Have you washed your neck?" ”

"Nonsense!" Tu Sanqian impatiently pulled his hand away, "Who can take a bath without washing their neck?" Why do you ask this? ”

"As a sign of respect for Daojiu, he might be happier when he cuts you......"

"What do you mean by that, stinky boy?" Tu Sanqian raised his eyebrows, "Are you jealous of Lao Tzu's second development?" ”

Wen Chen's face was loveless, "Did Lang Zhong, who sells medicine, tell you a sentence, called 'medicine can't be stopped'?" ”

"How do you know?"

"Nonsense! This aphrodisiac can guarantee the effect for a while, and after it stops, isn't your thing retracted again? Wen Chen said helplessly.

The man scratched his head and reacted for a long time, "I don't believe it......"

"No one in this world can deceive Lao Tzu!"

Wen Chen sneered, leaned into his ear and said, "Aoyagi told me in the morning that if you take the initiative more, she will accept you......"

Tu Sanqian's eyes lit up, and he instantly put the dispute just now behind him, "Really? ”

"Hmm!" Wen Chen nodded solemnly, "She also knows that night was an accident and wants to get back together with you, but you can't let a girl take the initiative in this kind of thing, right?" ”

"Then how should Lao Tzu take the initiative?" Tu Sanqian's heart was full of deer.

"Don't say anything, go up and kiss her." Wen Chen pointed to Aoyagi, who was smiling and welcoming guests behind him.

"Okay!"

Tu Sanqian, who was inspired, went straight towards the intended person in the rear.

"What are you doing?" Aoyagi frowned and looked at the red-faced man.

"Hold back! Kiss Lao Tzu! Tu Sanqian showed a smile that he thought was full of charm, put his arms around the other party's neck, and kissed him fiercely!

Suddenly, there was a loud shout from behind!

"Someone! Fork this rascal out for me! ”

Before he could speak, Tu Sanqian was forcibly separated by the few brothers who had brought him into the city in an instant!

"What? Lao Tzu and Aoyagi Girl are concubines, so you can stop a few of you? Let it go! ”

"The shopkeeper said, no one can flirt with a technician here, and you are no exception!"

Qingliu's face was blushing, shocked and frightened, the pig's mouth just now pouted and it really scared her, and she raised her hand and slapped Tu Sanqian hard!

Syllable!

"Let's go with your mother's concubine! Lecher! ”

The man was a little stunned by this slap, and it took him a long time to react, and he turned his head to look at Wen Chen angrily, "You dare to lie to Lao Tzu?!" ”

Wen Chen smiled slightly and stepped forward, "Didn't Brother Tu just say that no one in this world can deceive you?" ”

Tu Sanqian was speechless for a while, looking at Qingliu's angry expression, he suddenly felt a little weak, and his strong arms shook back and broke free!

"It's Lao Tzu who is wrong, Lao Tzu admits punishment himself, and he doesn't need others to do it!"

With that, raise your hand and fan your big face!

"When Aoyagi girl says to stop, Lao Tzu will stop when she says!"

Bang Bang Bang -

This commotion attracted a lot of onlookers who watched the excitement, pointing to the man who slapped himself alone inside and snickered quietly, full of mockery.

Aoyagi lowered his head and bit his lip, secretly glanced at Wen Chen, who was gloating beside him, and basically guessed a rough idea, and gently raised his hand to hold Tu Sanqian's arm.

"Enough is enough...... I didn't kiss ...... anyway"

"It's all red, let's take a break......"

The man felt the warmth of his little hand on his arm, and couldn't help but smile, "The girl likes to watch, Lao Tzu doesn't stop!" ”

It's really a seed of infatuation, but it's a little stupid......

Wen Chen leaned over and gently pressed the man's chest with his shoulder, "What about your medicine for all diseases?" Why don't you take it out and let Aoyagi put it on your face? ”

"Yes...... May I? Tu Sanqian looked forward to looking at the person he liked close at hand.

Aoyagi nodded slightly, stretched out his little hand, "Take it......"

I saw Tu Sanqian hurriedly take out a box the size of a fingernail from his arms, and carefully handed it to Aoyagi, "This thing is precious, don't waste it......"

After half a pillar of incense, everyone looked at Tu Sanqian's swollen half-inch-high cheeks, and smiled backwards, the originally very wide jaw now became like a cube and bulged high, and the place where the medicine was smeared showed a strange dark purple, making this thing look like a poisonous mushroom that had been caught in evil magic!

Wen Chen stepped forward with a smile, touched the head of Tu Sanqian, who was half a head shorter than him, and pretended to be surprised, "People with secondary development are just different, huh?" ”

"Look, add a few more bruised green tendons to your head, and you can get rid of a lifeline that can walk!"

"Hahahahahaha......ha

Even Aoyagi, who has always been restrained, hid his mouth and laughed when he heard this.

A few brothers who had been good friends with Tu Sanqian in the past came up and lifted his neck.

"Look at it, it's really getting bigger!"

"Hahahahaha......"

The man can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get into it, and step on the horse!

Lao Tzu has lived for more than 30 years, and for the first time he heard someone touch an aphrodisiac on his face, what is even more hateful is that this person is actually Lao Tzu himself!

"Get out of the way, I'm going to smash that old thing's shop!"

As he spoke, he was about to go out in a rage.

"Wait!" Wen Chen raised his hand to stop the man, "How much silver did you spend on this medicine?" ”

"This small box costs Lao Tzu two hundred taels!" Tu Sanqian didn't have a good airway.

"I'll give you a task, take a few brothers to make an advertisement for the Jianghu doctor in the city, and help him promote the role of this thing, it's best to blow this thing into a miracle medicine, the more exaggerated the better!"

"Are you stupid or are you crazy?" Tu Sanqian's eyes widened, "That dog sold fake medicine to Lao Tzu, and you still let Lao Tzu promote it for him?" ”

The corners of Wen Chen's mouth hooked, leaned next to the man and whispered a few words, and then gently patted his chest, "Go ahead." ”

How can you not let him buy more of the things that Master Tan can use?

Tu Sanqian looked at him a few times with a strange expression, and inexplicably felt that this kid was like a smiling tiger with a knife hidden in his smile, very insidious!

You have to be careful in the future, you must not fall into this kid's way!

After sending a few people away, Wen Chen dusted off his body, and was about to go in to see how the bathing experience of several distinguished guests was, but he saw Li Youcai rushing in in a hurry outside the door.

"Oh no, Gongzi Wen, the Tan family is going to play with Lao Li!"