5 Cub Immortal Pill
The mythological system of the ancient Warring States period was not perfect, and Ying Xiaozheng naturally did not hear about Chang'e Feiyue Palace.
Ying Xiaozheng suddenly came to the spirit!
There is indeed an elixir in this world!
Sister Fairy is definitely right!
didn't know that he had led the young version of Qin Shi Huang astray, Shen Miaomiao looked curious when she saw the cub, and she only felt that the children themselves liked to listen to this kind of fantasy story:
"Chang'e, she is Hou Yi's wife, and the two of them got two elixirs of immortality given by the gods. The gods told them that if they ate one, they could live forever, but if they ate two, they would fly to the fairy world.
It's a pity that there are bad people who want to be unfavorable to Chang'e, Chang'e has no choice but to eat the two pills of immortality, and then she flew to the Moon Palace and separated from Hou Yi from then on.
There is a Guanghan Palace on the moon, and Chang'e raised a rabbit in it, called Jade Rabbit..."
It turns out that you can soar into an immortal by eating two!
Ying Xiaozheng instantly grasped the key point, and for the sake of the elixir, he was coquettish to Shen Miaomiao:
"Sister Fairy, Zheng'er also wants the Immortal Pill!"
"Good, good. But the Immortal Pill is not so easy to get. I don't have it in my hand. Taishang Laojun has it, but he is very precious. ”
Shen Miaomiao's tone of coaxing a three-year-old child at this time was nonsense:
"You have to accumulate merit and do more good deeds. The gods in the sky will see you and consider whether to give you the elixir of life. ”
After listening to it, Ying Xiaozheng took it to heart very seriously.
It turns out that the gods like kind people.
[Moral +1]
It turns out that this can increase morality, so it seems that she has to tell the cub more mythological stories?
Seeing that the cub was asleep, Shen Miaomiao simply continued to work overtime in the middle of the night to start the live broadcast, began to share props with everyone, and started the cub's future education plan by the way.
It's rare to use holographic props, and Shen Miaomiao didn't plan to go offline so soon, so she listed a table in the game.
The cub's body is so weak, add the physical education class first.
Of course, in addition to the number of languages in basic education, it is naturally indispensable!
For example, labor is the most glorious, and if you go to the field to plant yourself, you will know how hard it is for the farmer to work.
After the little cub woke up the next day, Shen Miaomiao touched her head, and the little cub's fever had subsided, and her face was more than half better.
"Sister Fairy..."
Ying Xiaozheng rubbed his eyes and woke up, and saw a fairy sister in front of him, exuding a light blue fluorescence and wearing a costume he had never seen before.
Last time, the fairy sister said that it would cost mana to go down to earth, but because he was sick, it still cost mana to go down to earth.
Ying Xiaozheng sniffled:
"Sister fairy, you are so good to Zheng'er."
Shen Miaomiao pinched the tip of the cub's reddened little nose:
"Eh, I'm awake today, and I don't know who cried and begged me not to leave yesterday."
"Zheng'er didn't cry!"
Ying Xiaozheng thought about what he would look like as Qin Shihuang in the future, and resolutely denied that he was tearful and coquettish to the fairy sister last night, and he still held his hand and didn't let go.
Shen Miaomiao doesn't expose her cubs, anyway, the game can take screenshots and record the screen.
When this little cub became an adult, he sorted out all the embarrassing things and black history he had done into a photo album and sent it to him.
Don't thank her too much, that's what she's supposed to do as a cub guardian!
After a while, the servants of the Zhao family brought breakfast over, and Shen Miaomiao directly chose stealth for convenience, and only the prop function visible to the cubs. lest you be frightened to death by someone else after discovering it.
Ying Xiaozheng jumped out of bed, got up to wash and eat, but Shen Miaomiao looked at this simple breakfast that was almost cold, and frowned-
The cooking cake made of yellow rice noodles has a hard feeling that knocks out the cub's teeth. There is also a bowl of yellow rice porridge, the clear soup is scarce and thin, and I have no appetite when I look at it.
How can this work? Six-year-old children are growing their bodies, so how can they grow taller by eating these.
What's more, he is still sick, and his nutrition is completely unbalanced.
Anyway, it was all kryptonite, Shen Miaomiao simply continued to break the ring of kryptonite like flowing water, and ordered a rich breakfast.
So, in Ying Xiaozheng's round eyes, millet pumpkin porridge, boiled eggs, steamed sweet potatoes, and a cold spinach suddenly appeared on the table.
"There are vegetables, meat, porridge and protein, and only with balanced nutrition can you grow taller. Boys have to be taller for girls to like. ”
Ying Xiaozheng nodded silently, thinking that he must grow taller in the future, and hurriedly sat down at the dinner table:
"Sister fairy, what is this? What is it? What is this? ”
Ancient food is really not abundant, spinach, pumpkin, and sweet potatoes are all flowing in from outside, Shen Miaomiao served rice while introducing to the cubs:
"This spinach can nourish blood and is very nutritious.
Pumpkin and sweet potatoes are good for the spleen and stomach, and the roasted sweet potatoes that were given to you before are steamed today. This sweet potato contains a lot of starch that can be eaten as a staple food, and I remember that it seems to yield thousands of catties per mu. ”
With a bang, the chopsticks in Ying Xiaozheng's hand fell off.
Yield per mu, 1,000 catties?
Although Ying Xiaozheng had no concept of farming, he had also seen those tenants of Zhao State, who worked in the fields all day long, but after paying taxes, the harvest at the end of the year did not seem to be enough for them to eat.
Sister Fairy has so many magical foods, and more importantly, the yield per mu of these foods is so high?
The immortal realm is really good, he must find the elixir as soon as possible, and strive to ascend to the heavenly realm to get these seeds!
"Sister Fairy, can this sweet potato be grown in our mortal land?"
It is worthy of wanting to be the emperor's cub, and he has already begun to ask Nong Sang at such a young age.
Of course, Shen Miaomiao did not let go of this opportunity to cultivate ideological and moral character:
"Of course you can, next time I'll take you to the farmland to plant sweet potatoes."
When Ying Xiaozheng heard this, his face was full of excitement, but the six-year-old baby had just finished giving birth and was short of energy.
After a while, the cub who had taken the cold medicine began to feel sleepy, and he had to pester Shen Miaomiao to tell him the story of the alchemy of the fairy world.
So, Shen Miaomiao told him about Taishang Laojun practicing the elixir and being eaten by Sun Wukong.
It turns out that monkeys can become immortals, and they can also practice to be sharp-eyed!
Then he, as the First Emperor, will definitely be able to find the elixir!
Ying Xiaozheng kept the words Taishang Laojun in his heart, and then fell asleep dreaming of the Immortal Pill.
The child's body recovered quickly, Shen Miaomiao took care of Ying Xiaozheng for a few days, and when she saw that the cub was completely improved, she directly arranged for physical education class.
After all, he had just recovered, and Shen Miaomiao took him to play a small game to recover his strength.
"It's called punching a sandbag, and if I throw it at you, you'll lose."
After a brief introduction to the rules of the game, Ying Xiaozheng began to dodge the sandbag.
After all, Ying Xiaozheng played a modern children's game for the first time, Shen Miaomiao casually threw sandbags, but she didn't expect to throw several and missed.
Didn't expect her little cub to dodge quite fast?
Shen Miaomiao also got serious, and quickly threw sandbags one by one towards Ying Xiaozheng.
As a result, Ying Xiaozheng ran behind a big tree, and just like that, Shen Miaomiao threw around the tree, and Ying Xiaozheng hid around the tree.
Shen Miaomiao exchanged fifty sandbags in one go, but Ying Xiaozheng dodged left and right around the tree, and none of them were thrown on him, and they all smashed on the tree!
[Hahahahaha 】
[This is not scientific, why is this little cub so good at dodging, the dodge skill is simply full! ] 】
[In ancient times, the king of Qin walked around the pillar, and now there are cubs running around the tree.
Sure enough, coquettish movement can avoid all physical damage! 】
"Sister, what do you want?"
Ying Xiaozheng stopped, and saw that the fairy sister seemed to be in a daze.
"Oh, it's fine."
Shen Miaomiao looked at the barrage in the sky that only she could see, and then came back to her senses:
"I was just thinking, walking around the pillar turned out to be a talent."
Ying Xiaozheng: ???
Ying Xiaozheng still wanted to ask who walked around the pillar, but Shen Miaomiao had already exchanged for a new teaching prop at this time-radio gymnastics.
"Cub, look at it, I'll follow my cat ear incarnation for a while."
Ying Zheng's eyes widened seriously.
At this time, Barbie's cat-eared villain version of Shen Miaomiao followed the rhythm and began to do the Eagle Take-off Radio Gymnastics, shouting with words in her mouth, 12345678, 22345678.
It's weird, look at it again, it's still weird!
Ying Xiaozheng felt a little ashamed that these actions were inexplicably made, his face flushed slightly, and he hesitated:
"Sister fairy, do I have to do these actions?"
"Sure, don't be embarrassed to watch, but it works."
This is the essence of sports specially invented by many physical education experts for primary and secondary school students, which can stretch and exercise all parts of the body, scientific, reasonable, systematic and efficient.
It's not embarrassing for a group of people to do radio gymnastics, but it's really embarrassing for one person to do radio gymnastics, especially in ancient times.
Shen Miaomiao thought about it, and then used Qin Shi Huang to set up a negative case for his cubs:
"Look at that Qin Shi Huang, why did he die so early?
It's because he sits still every day, works overtime every day, and doesn't practice radio gymnastics maintenance, and in the end he didn't even live to fifty. Don't you learn from him, cub! ”
Ying Xiaozheng: !!
It turned out that he was tired to death?
No, he still has a lot of things to do, and he can't die so early!
This broadcast gymnastics is in the fairy world, so it must be longevity gymnastics.
Ying Xiaozheng didn't feel squirming at once, and followed the flying cat-eared villain posture, and began to shout rhythmic exercises one by one.
The little cub is quite smart, and he can do it without learning it a few times.
Shen Miaomiao didn't have a chance not to take a black historical photo of Ying Xiaozheng doing exercises with his hands and feet, and couldn't help but sigh with some pity:
"Okay, in the future, I will do this exercise twice a day to stretch my muscles and bones and maintain my body."
It was about his lifespan, Ying Xiaozheng nodded, and secretly decided that he would do it six times in the morning and six times in the evening every day.
If the immortal's longevity exercise is doubled, his lifespan will definitely be increased by six times!
didn't know that her little cub was so ambitious, Shen Miaomiao yawned, and finally couldn't help it:
"Okay, okay, then I'll go back to heaven to meditate and cultivate first, and I'll come to you next time, and we'll go and plant sweet potatoes together."
"Sister Fairy, is this leaving? When will the fairy sister come to see Zheng'er? ”
After this illness, Ying Xiaozheng was a little reluctant to pull Shen Miaomiao's sleeve.
Shen Miaomiao turned around, touched Ying Xiaozheng's head, exchanged a game puzzle, and casually coaxed the cub and said:
"Oh good, when you put together the world map, I'll come to you."
A streamer flashed, the fairy sister and the cat-eared sister disappeared without a trace, Ying Xiaozheng held this strange cardboard box, and secretly decided that if he didn't sleep tonight, he would also put together his world map!
So that he will be able to see the fairy sister again tomorrow.
…
Working overtime to raise cubs and play games, Shen Miaomiao took a few days off with the audience to rest.
It was the winter vacation of college, and the roommates all dragged their suitcases home, leaving only Shen Miaomiao in the dormitory, Shen Miaomiao woke up every day to eat and revise her papers, and glanced at the cubs by the way.
I don't know if I don't know, I am shocked when I look at it, my six-year-old cub is simply not too diligent!
When drinking soy milk in the morning, the cub is trying to read, when eating at noon, the cub is trying to do radio gymnastics, and in the evening, when he eats supper, the cub is still studying the world map?
What kind of struggle is this, forcing the involution of the diligent cub?
Shen Miaomiao didn't even go online to the game, but she saw that the cub's knowledge was constantly +1+1+1, and the involution of the cub was about to move the old mother to cry!
started broadcasting the game again, and sure enough, even the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned by the struggle.
"Okay, I'm going to go and play with the cub, the cub is so tired from studying, just take him to work and improve his thinking and morality!"
The IQ is super high and the morality is low, no matter where you look at it, it is the material to be a tyrant villain. She has to let the cubs work and reform, and become a beautiful young man with five stresses and four as soon as possible!
…
Ying Xiaozheng was holding a scroll in the room at this time, and after reading it, he looked to the side to look at the puzzle pieces he had put together all night.
His world map has already been put together, but why hasn't the fairy sister come to him yet?
Ying Xiaozheng thought of this, and suddenly remembered that Li Shimin, who was deeply loved by the fairy sister called Erfeng cub, suddenly felt like soaking in a lemon.
Sister Fairy won't have any other cubs, don't want him, right?
"Cub, this fairy is coming for you!"
Ying Xiaozheng was thinking sourly, when he saw Shen Miaomiao, who had cat ears, appeared in front of him.
Ying Xiaozheng breathed a sigh of relief, but the worries and speculations of the past few days made his round eyes full of resentment:
"My puzzle was put together that night, why didn't Sister Fairy come to me? Is it a cub with a new favorite? ”
His own cub said the most sour words with the most domineering eyes, and only made Shen Miaomiao cute.
She didn't expect to casually say that her cub would put together such a large world map so quickly. So I quickly conjured up a chocolate:
"Good boy, cub, this time it's all bad for this fairy, I thought it would take a long time for you to build this map. I didn't expect my cub to be so smart!
Forgive me for tasting this chocolate! ”
Ying Xiaozheng reached out expressionlessly and took the black thing after tearing the package.
He won't be fooled by any chocolate!
He had to confirm with the fairy sister that the fairy sister only had one cub for him, and there must be no new cubs!
Thinking of this, Ying Xiaozheng took a bite of chocolate.
Then he looked down at the black and unsightly thing, and then took another bite, and then another bite.
It's so sweet! It smells so good!
Six-year-old Ying Xiaozheng was conquered by a modern chocolate, and after eating one, he couldn't help but ask Shen Miaomiao for the second and third.
"Eat it, wipe your mouth, you have chocolate on your teeth."
When Ying Xiaozheng heard this, he immediately closed his mouth and licked his teeth.
He is the one who wants to be the first emperor, and he must pay attention to the image!
"Okay, okay, let's go straight to the farm.
Let's go to the farmland near the city to find a place, and I'll teach you how to grow sweet potatoes. ”
Ying Xiaozheng nodded, originally wanted to take the cat-eared fairy sister out of the city together, however, Shen Miaomiao searched back and forth in the map game interface, directly clicked on the farm outside the city, and asked for a teleportation array.
Of course, the fairy fan has to be full in order to gain the adoring eyes of the little cubs!
So, Ying Xiaozheng saw the cat's ear Shen Miaomiao with one hand on her waist, gesturing back and forth with the other, and shouting what Balabala Little Demon Fairy (?) )。
Then his eyes lit up, and a white light appeared, and the two of them were in front of the farm outside the city in an instant.
Ying Xiaozheng: !!
Is this immortal?
Could it be that after eating the elixir of immortality, he can also learn?!
I don't know my behavior at will, and the future Qin Shi Huang will be more and more deviated on the road of feudal superstition, Shen Miaomiao received the adoring eyes of the cub at this time, and she raised her head proudly.
"Be careful! Get out of the way! ”
Ying Xiaozheng and Shen Miaomiao had just landed, and suddenly a big black box flew behind them and smashed straight down on them!