Chapter 195: Kissing Your Mouth Can Save Your Life?
The two looked at each other, and the moment they heard the answer, they suddenly felt like two big fools, being toyed with by Wen Chen!
This, this, this......
Liyang was speechless, and he made a special trip to smash his head with silver, and he was careful of the traps set by Wen Chen everywhere, but he didn't expect the answer to be so simple and rude!
"If we win two out of three games, we will already lose, Brother Erwang, I will wronged you to swim back......"
The bearded man's face is very ugly now, and the dog in his hand seems to be aware of the depression in his master's heart at this time, and he lies on the ground and yawns.
"The more you gamble and lose, the more you swim!"
As he spoke, he dragged off his jacket and jumped into the lake.
"Wait!"
Wen Chen suddenly spoke, "This king can give the second brother another chance, if you can answer the third question, this king can still fulfill his previous promise, and the second brother can also accompany the princess and go back by boat together, how about it?" β
"Is that true?" There was a glimmer of hope in the bearded man's eyes.
"Of course it's true!"
"Then speak quickly!"
Wen Chen took a deep breath, put the silver back into his clothes, and said slowly, "Which hurts more to smash the princess's head with pears or apples?" β
As soon as the words fell, the expressions of the two immediately became strange, and you didn't put the water like this, right?
Is there any difference between this question and the second question other than the exchange of silver for fruit?
Isn't this a deliberate attempt to lose? This kid doesn't have any weird fetishes, right...... For example, like to be a dog?
Thinking of this, the two couldn't help but shudder.
Liyang sneered, "Brother Sanwang, although this palace likes to raise dogs, it has no interest in you pretending to be a dog, so you still don't abuse yourself so badly, right?" β
Wen Chen smiled slightly, "It's okay for the two of you to answer, as long as the answer is correct, this king will never break his word!" β
It seems to be true......
Li Yang shook his head secretly, he had a good impression of Wen Chen in his heart before, and he also disappeared after learning about his strange preference.
Hongu can't marry someone with psychological problems, right? Even if he is outstanding in literature, scheming like a god, and good-looking, that won't work, if this is spread out, it will not make the civil and military officials laugh off their big teeth! How will I see people in the future?
The bearded man gritted his teeth, facing such a contempt for his IQ, of course he felt that his face was gloomy, no matter how bad Lao Tzu was, it was impossible to answer the question that had just announced the correct answer!
"Okay, since the third brother is bent on humiliation, then the second brother will do what you want!"
"It's the princess's head that hurts!"
As he spoke, he looked at Wen Chen indignantly, even if he won, he felt very awkward in his heart.
I don't want Wen Chen to sigh, "I'm sorry, the second brother answered the wrong ...... again"
The two were stunned.
"What? What's wrong? β
"How can the answer you kid just said himself be wrong?" The bearded man asked in a loud voice.
I saw Wen Chen immediately put on an affectionate look, turned to face Liyang, and stared straight into her eyes.
"You...... What are you doing? β
Her Royal Highness looked at the handsome face close at hand in front of her, and her heart was bumped with a deer for a while.
Wen Chen gently tapped her chin and said solemnly, "Smashing Her Royal Highness's head five times will indeed cause a headache, but this king's heart will hurt even more!" β
When Liyang heard this, his cheeks instantly looked like red apples, and his ears were hot!
How could he say such a thing......
It turned out that he didn't mean to lose, but took this opportunity to confess to this palace!
This bad guy, why is he so good at talking? Besides, there are people next to you, so you can't talk about this kind of thing in private, it's too embarrassing......
Seeing that she didn't say a word, rubbing the corners of her clothes with her head down, without the slightest intention of refutating, Wen Chen was surprised for a while, no, no? It's just the effect of the show, you won't take the bait, right?
Hurriedly turned around and coughed twice in embarrassment, "This...... Second brother, you kid can jump into the lake......"
The bearded man was even more angry at this time, blowing his beard and glaring, scolding and taking off his clothes.
"You shameless stinky boy!"
"What do you think of Lao Tzu? Is it a stepping stone for you to seduce the princess? β
"Tell you, Lao Tzu and you are not finished! You wait! β
But whether to say it or not, although Wen Yue doesn't look down on this third brother, he is simple-minded and has no strategy on weekdays, but he counts when he talks, scolding and jumping into the lake at the same time.
However, the bearded man is a trustworthy man, but his dog is not......
Several big black dogs were dragged like a lake by a brute force, and began to struggle for their lives, wailing loudly, splashing and about to climb back into the boat.
Seeing this, Liyang, who came back to his senses, didn't care about blushing, and hurriedly squatted down to pull a few more dogs up.
Unfortunately, these big black dogs are far stronger than Her Royal Highness the princess who usually doesn't touch the spring water with her fingers alone.
Before poor Liyang could drag the first dog onto the boat, he was accidentally pulled and fell into the lake!
"Save ...... Help me! β
The rest of the black dogs seemed to have found the springboard in an instant, and stepped on Liyang's back and got on the boat, and their movements were so skillful that they were distressing, and they were all out of danger in a blink of an eye.
Looking at the water again, except for the beard, there is no princess figure for a long time, Wen Chen secretly said that it is not good, this landlubber in the north seems to know how to water!
Hold your breath and jump straight into the cool lake!
Wen Yue was even more shocked, he didn't expect that the big treasures he brought, not only did not let him show his face, but hurt his sweetheart, and he hurriedly wanted to untie the rope on his wrist, and wanted to dive together to rescue, but before he came, in order to prevent his pets from running around and hurting people, he was beaten with a dead knot, but he couldn't untie it for a while, so angry that he chiseled the hull of the boat.
Wen Chen's eyes were slightly closed as he entered the water, feeling the black and white picture in his mind.
Fortunately, when he jumped down, the distance from Liyang is not too far, but this girl doesn't know the nature of the water, and she only knows how to reach out and struggle when she falls into the lake, and she has no basic survival knowledge.
After poking down for less than two feet, he finally touched a soft body, Wen Chen took Liyang into his arms, kicked his feet, and swam towards the light above.
Whoaβ
The two of them struggled to come out of the water, Liyang was paralyzed, his eyes were closed, his chest was slightly undulating, and he was obviously choking on water and unconscious.
Wen Chen carefully laid her flat on the deck, turned back to the bearded man with a nervous expression, and scolded, "Turn around, you and the boatman are not allowed to look!" β
"But ......"
"But a fart, do you think so, do you want the princess's innocence?"
Wen Yue was already weak-hearted, and the situation was critical, so he didn't dare to refute it, so he could only do it.
Oak Yang is drenched, and the light clothes directly outline the perfect ketone body, faintly revealing snow-white skin, which is very charming.
However, Wen Chen was not in the mood to care about these now, and said softly, "Offended!" Raise your hand and press it between Liyang's breasts, squeeze hard, and every time you do it, you will pinch her mouth open and blow into it.
The bearded man peeking underwater looked anxious, "Stinky boy, when is it, you still take advantage of the princess?" You're still not human?! β
"Roll the calf, I call it artificial respiration, I'm saving people!" Wen Chen replied angrily while rescuing.
"If you can save the princess, then Lao Tzu will be the emperor tomorrow! Get out of here, Lao Tzu is going to take the princess to find Langzhong! β
As he spoke, the bearded man was about to climb into the boat.
"Ahem, ahemβ"
A violent coughing sound came from Liyang's mouth!