When Wu Ming went to college, there were four people living in the dormitory. The eldest is him, he is the oldest and the most stable, of course, this steady person is very immature compared to people in society. Then there is Wang Wen, who is one year younger than Wu Ming, Li Zhi is third, three months younger than Wang Wen, and the youngest is Chen Li, who is six months younger than Li Zhi.

Chen Li grabbed Li Zhi: "I said the third child, I'm afraid you haven't woken up from the wine you drank last night, right?" However, this person is indeed quite familiar. ”

"Familiar fart, isn't it like the boss? I asked, his father is not Wu Ming. I walked in a hurry, and my hairstyle was messed up. I said, fourth, I'm such a big person, why are you pulling and pulling like this? Don't think that because I'm handsome, I don't like men. Li Zhi shook off Chen Li's hand and arranged a few handfuls of hair on his head very narcissistically.

"Third child, when did I like men? You have to make it clear to me today, even if Lao Tzu wants to find a handsome guy, he will not look for a decrepit man like you." Hurry up and get out of the way, at such an old age, you haven't been able to speak properly. "Chen Li is angry, they are all in their fifties, and they all have status, don't you still like to talk nonsense so much? It doesn't matter in private, isn't there still an outsider?

Huang Yuming didn't want to laugh in his heart, but envy. To be honest, decades later, I can still talk so much, I can joke, and I can still be the same as back then, and I am content in this life. In life, how many such brothers and friends can there be?

"Beauty, don't worry, I will never lie to you, I said that you are red, you will definitely be popular. You really have the potential for that. Li Zhi was very indifferent, his expression was a pity for others, and he was indifferent to his own commotion.

Dongfang Xue covered her mouth and snickered: "Husband, this is the little third son, it's very cute." ”

"It's very cute, cute bald, this kid was chased and beaten by many senior sisters and sisters with this stinky mouth. "Wu Ming gritted his teeth, little third son, you wait for Lao Tzu.

The three of them met downstairs just now, Wu Ming didn't know that Lu Dao had agreed to come to 312 to gather, he just walked with Dongfang Xue and walked all the way here. Remembering how to live here before. Then I met Li Zhi, this kid. Then this dead bald man in his fifties couldn't move anymore after seeing Dongfang Xue, and said that he wanted to make Dongfang Xue popular or something.

Dongfang Xue recognized Li Zhi, thinking that this guy's coming to the 312 dormitory was where his husband lived back then, and the other two old people of his husband might also go. So I just followed. Of course. During this time, Dongfang Xue deliberately said that Li Zhi was not the big director Li Zhi, so she got into trouble. It was only at this time that Li Zhi saw Wu Ming's existence. Immediately recognized Wu Ming.

Of course, Li Zhi's recognition was also very interesting, and he directly asked Wu Ming's father if his name was Wu Ming. So Wu Ming gritted his teeth and said no, but he secretly said in his heart, you dare to soak your sister-in-law?

"You're not big or small. Li Zhi held back for a long time, and could only say such a sentence. Well, if there was no Dongfang Xue, he would definitely have burst out of his director's temper.

Wu Ming stepped forward directly, slapped Li Zhi on the shoulder, and hugged Li Zhi.

"Little third son, have you come out? I haven't seen you for more than 30 years, and now you even dare to soak your sister-in-law? Do you believe it or not, Lao Tzu cooked you today? I always wanted to eat toad meat back then, but unfortunately I never ate it, and it's not too late to eat now, right?"

"You, are you the boss?" Li Zhi shuddered, not because of Wu Ming's heavy slap, but because what Wu Ming said reminded him of the past.

Back then, Li Zhike was known as Jiangda's super invincible toad, not for anything else, because of his famous saying: A toad that can't eat swan meat is not a good toad. This product was thick-skinned back then, and it was resistant to beating or something.

At that time, 312 was most famous for saying that one day I would have to cook and eat your toad. Just because of this goods, the remaining three in the 312 dormitory have also been singles for a few years, especially Wu Ming, there was a girl who was about to catch up with him, and although there were many reasons for that incident, this product definitely didn't play a good role in it.

These words almost became Wu Ming's mantra back then, but now as soon as he said it, Li Zhi instantly remembered it. But looking at Wu Ming, who was only in his twenties, he couldn't believe that this was his boss.

"I said you kid, said, is your father Wu Ming? Don't think you can coax me, Wu Ming's old boy is now in his fifties, how can he look so young. Hey, I want to deceive my uncle, my eyes are sharp, you are still a little tender, is your father here too? Hurry up and call him over, he has disappeared all these years? Hey, this time see how I fix him. ”

Wu Ming looked out the window with a smile and said: "Back then, someone's flower underwear was very coquettish and left a urine stain, I didn't understand it, you said that someone is so old, how can he still pee his pants?"

"Fuck, if you hadn't forced Lao Tzu to drink so much wine back then, wouldn't it be right, my day, your father told you all about it? Li Zhi's face turned green, this troubled matter, Wu Ming and him knew the Tao back then, that is, Wang Wen and Chen Li didn't know the Tao.

Wang Wen and Chen Li went to class at that time, and Li Zhi stayed behind to take care of him because he had drunk too much the night before. As a result, it took Li Zhi a month's breakfast to stop Wu Ming's mouth at such an inhumane price.

"Damn, third child, are you okay, you even wet the bed? Why don't I know about this?" Chen Lidu is about to pee with laughter, he is in his fifties, and he usually has a straight face in the company, how can he still have the image of a boss when he laughs today? Wang Wen also laughed, Huang Yuming directly lowered his head and hid under the table, Nima, this is definitely a blockbuster gossip in the entertainment industry, the great director Li Zhi also wetted the bed when he was in his twenties and went to college?

"Hey, do you want me to reveal two more things? For example, someone forgot to bring a paper to the toilet and washed their hands for the first time that day!

"Boss, boss, you are my boss, you are my uncle, don't say it?" Li Zhi can play a refugee with a bitter face.

Wang Wen and Chen Li stopped laughing at this time, but looked at Wu Ming in a daze.

"Brothers, I'm back. Wu Ming said softly.

"Are you really the boss?" asked Li Zhi weakly.

"Someone was running naked on the shore of an artificial lake"

"It's just that I'm undressed, don't you still have a pair of pants, ahem, boss, you're the boss, definitely the boss, I'm 100% sure. What's that, don't talk about the old past, my sister-in-law is still there, my sister-in-law is still there. ”

How dare Li Zhi ask more questions now? (To be continued......)