Chapter 8: The Dragon Who Reads the Newspaper
Galio is a man of bad luck, or rather an unlucky one.
But Galio is always optimistic and does not bow to fate. Even though he was buried deep in the earth by the dragon, he struggled to escape.
A "Dragon's Mouth Escape" brought a new life and work to Galio.
The man who had fought against the dragon became a glorious tabloid reporter.
It's still early in the morning, it's still a breakfast and a pile of newspapers, and Galio sits on a park lounger, like pins and needles.
This man, who has never bowed to fate, has a complete epiphany after experiencing the escape from the dragon's mouth.
He had fallen and decided to bow down to the evil dragon for the sake of the newspaper's bounty......
In the early morning sun, a golden dragon strolls leisurely through the park.
"Are you, a small human being, contempt for the majesty of the dragon when you see the great dragon and not run for your life?"
Lohmon didn't expect to meet this hapless guinea pig again.
For yesterday's magic test, Lomon was still very embarrassed. But I didn't expect this little mouse to really come out of the ground, and this vitality is really tenacious.
"Giant, dragon, the villain admires you and worships you incomparably. You are truly the sun in the sky, shining on the earth......"
Galio uses his pathetic imagination to tout the dragon.
"Very good, worthy of being a human chosen by me, reward!"
A gold coin flew out of the dragon's mouth and fell into Galio's hand.
"Lord Dragon, you are generous, you are great! you are ......" The gold coin was raised, and Galio's thoughts flowed with thought, and inspiration exploded.
Lomen was unceremonious, and swallowed the breakfast on the side, it tasted good, it was still hot.
When it tried to read the newspaper, it had a hard time. Now it has increased in size, with a body length of three meters and a height of one and a half meters, which is considered a behemoth. A small newspaper is really hard to get into.
However, Lohman pursues the principle of "knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, and not being defeated in a hundred battles". As a dragon who has been fighting against humans for a long time, how can he not pay attention to the trends of human society.
"Stupid human, don't you have a sense of service? Why don't you hurry up and read the newspaper to Uncle Long!"
"This kind of thing even needs to be reminded by Uncle Long, bad reviews!
Annoyed, the dragon angered Galio and took the gold back from him.
Poor Galio, the reality is too cruel, how can he have hope in the dragon who cares about money.
Although Galio was dissatisfied, he still fought hard to serve the dragon, and for his goal, endure!
"Rock Today"
"Front page title: 'Human Meat Buns'"
"In Locke, on a sunny day yesterday, a horrific incident occurred. An evil dragon asks the owner of the bun shop for human meat buns, but the owner of the bun shop, Ham, refuses with righteous words"
After being refused, the evil dragon tried to make his own human meat buns, which was fiercely resisted by the bun shop staff. “
Eventually, the evil dragon was driven away by the heroic bun shop owner. Legend has it that Ham is a master of the Dragon Slayer Knife Technique!"
"According to the grapevine, Ham fought the dragon for 300 rounds and cut off a piece of dragon meat. In the next few days, dragon meat buns will be made in the store, so if you want to buy them as soon as possible, please try them!"
Reading this, Galio stole a glance at the dragon. The brilliance of the body is shining, and the tabloid news is really unreliable.
"Yes, reward!"
A gold coin fell from the sky and fell into Galio's arms, making him overjoyed and reading the newspaper even harder
"Daily Locke. ”
"Front-page headline: 'The Great Gold Robbery'"
"Yesterday in downtown Locke, there was a jealous and shocking robbery. A greedy dragon who stole millions of gold coins from the bank"
"According to the grapevine, the evil dragon used a variety of vicious magic during this robbery, and the behavior was truly shameful. ”
"But in this heinous robbery, there are still flashes of humanity. ”
"Mr. Lorraine, the head of the bank, faced with the threat of the dragon's cannibalism, fought against the dragon. Eventually, he persuaded the dragon to secure the hostages in the hall. ”
"The bank promises to compensate everyone for their losses as long as they take back the gold coins from the dragon!"
Thinking of this, Galio couldn't help but glance at the gold coin in his hand, this is the thief's stolen goods!
"Long-winded, next"
This paragraph made Luomen very unhappy, Uncle Long obviously only robbed 830,000 gold coins, digested 100,000, saved 730,000, where is there 1 million.
This is slander, this is to make Uncle Long carry the black cauldron. Uncle Long can eat anything, but he doesn't suffer a loss, and it seems that he will patronize it again and make up a million.
Seeing that the dragon was not happy, Galio immediately replaced the next one. This is a million-dollar tyrant, can its requirements be met?
"Locke News"
Headline title: "Brave Security Guards"
"Yesterday there was a major emergency in Locke, and the police chief Leo led the team to attack bravely, and still besieged the opponent when the firepower was inferior to the opponent. ”
"But the criminals went berserk and resorted to vicious attacks. At the moment of crisis, Leo led the team to fight hand-to-hand, and finally drove the evil elements into a corner"
"Here, we would like to pay tribute to the heroic Leo, who deserved to be Locke's security guards. “
For this news, Galio himself read it numbly, but the evil elements on the side listened to it with relish and enjoyed it.
"The Life of Locke"
"Front page title "Dragon Slayer Warriors"
"Recently, the Dragon Slayer Warriors have won their first leg successfully, and they have successfully sniped the evil dragon under the leadership of their leader Buck. ”
"Buck, the leader of the Warriors, showed excellent leadership skills in this battle, leading by example and bravely killing the enemy. ”
"The dragon slayer leader Buck was ashamed and successfully knocked down the dragon in the last battle. Heroic Buck is worthy of being a descendant of the Sinbad family!"
"Next!"
Lomon angrily interrupted Galio that he should have swatted the fly to death. This damn fly dares to sneak attack, this dragon will definitely make you look good.
Bullshit, dragon slayers, this dragon will crush you to death.
"Locke, Locke's Fun Facts"
Poor Galio felt the horror of the dragon again, and his mouth trembled even more.
"Front-page title, "Escape from the Dragon's Mouth"
"Just before the two vicious events, the evil dragon did something heinous. An innocent passerby, buried in the earth by an evil dragon. ”
But the strong passer-by, with a pen on his chest, dug himself out with his mouth. ”
"Here's what passerby recalled afterwards......"
The more Galio read it, the more nervous he became, he was really too frightened just now, how could he read this newspaper out.
It's miserable, but I said a lot of bad things about it.
"Reward!"
A handful of golden rain fell from the sky, startling Galio, who was reading the newspaper.
"Lord Dragon, you are too great, too generous, your heart ......"
Lomen didn't bother to listen to Galio's ramblings, the gold coins just now were just compensation for yesterday.
Although it decided to be an unrestrained and unrestrained dragon, it still can't do things without limits.
Bury Galio in the dirt, it's not a big deal. But to break someone's beloved fountain pen is too unacceptable.
This is definitely to be compensated. Now it's not bad for money.
"Is there any secret news?"
"Now you're a tabloid bastard!"
Lomon casually asked, feeling the need to train a spy in human society so that there would be more sources.
"Great Dragon-sama, the villain is here to deliver information to you" Galio finally said his purpose, and he finally waited for his chance.
"Oh, what kind of news, if it is useful, Uncle Long will not be stingy with rewards!" Luo Men was very interested, but he didn't expect that he would ask casually, and he would really gain something.
"Lord Dragon, the police department has brought in a wasteland hunter to arrest you. I heard that this hunter is good at tracking, and no matter how cunning his prey is, it can't escape his eyes.
"Hmph, do you think Ben Long is a guy who is afraid of others knocking on the door?"
"This dragon is just used to keeping a low profile, but it's not easy to bully!"
"They dare to come, this dragon makes them look good!"
Having mastered the new magic, Rakomon is eager to try it out, and is worried that he will not have an opponent. The prey that comes to the door is just used to practice hands.
"That is, the dragon is mighty, invincible in the world, naturally not afraid" Galio slapped the dragon's ass wildly, eager to kneel and lick.
"Is there any other news?" the dragon stared at Galio's eyes with wide eyes.
"Lord Dragon, Buck the Thief, and the shareholders of the bank have joined forces to prepare for a march today to denounce your good deeds. ”
Galio couldn't stand the dragon's pressure and told everything.
"Is it a dragon slaying parade?
"Good news, keep up the good work!"
A pile of gold coins fell from the sky, burying Galio's entire body.