Chapter 131: Very painful

The old ancestor saw the general running away, and the general knew that the general was also a person who loved to eat and make trouble, and had a cheerful personality, so he smiled and didn't say anything, seeing that the great-grandson was very emotional and interesting when he looked at this earthen platform, he couldn't help asking: "Why do you little guy have to study such a dirt platform." ”

Yiyi watched and said to the ancestor: "This earthen platform is definitely not naturally formed, it is consciously piled up by people. Normally, this is a cemetery. I wonder how much treasure is hidden in here. ”

When the old ancestor heard this, Lima glared and shouted, "See your big-headed ghost." I can't even walk steadily, so I think about the crooked way of digging graves and robbing graves to make a fortune, which is worth it. ”

Yiyi glanced at her small mouth and said: "I just said, as if this is your family, and I want to fight with me desperately, as for being so excited." Everywhere you go, you should carefully observe the surrounding terrain, I guess you must have been here more than once, but you have never paid attention to this earthen platform, or the person who led the troops. As he spoke, he sighed and shook his little head, seeing that the old ancestor was angry and funny, and said in his heart: Is this little guy a little too goblin?

The old ancestor looked at his great-grandson helplessly, and asked: "How do you say that I am leading the troops, I should be the former emperor who abdicated, but not the general who leads the troops." ”

The little guy rolled his eyes and said: "The abdicated emperor is not fake, and the current controller behind the scenes is not fake, and the actual transfer commander of the forbidden army around the imperial city will not be fake." ”

The old ancestor sweated in surprise, and stammered and asked: "Stinky boy, these are what you know from there, old man, I have retired, the world knows it, don't talk nonsense." ”

The little guy glanced at the old ancestor with disdain and said, "I hope it's me talking nonsense." Hey, how can anyone know the Tao of this son's ability, and thieves will always leave traces. ”

The old ancestor is so angry, but he can't make a sound. Look at his great-grandson with his hands behind his back. The figure swaying away from the house, kept muttering about goblins, goblins. At this time, the general ran back with the prey he had caught, put his bow and arrows on the cart, took the matching sword, and ran towards the river with the prey. After a while, he carried the washed prey, carried a large bundle of dry firewood, and dragged a dead tree back, and then took out a large iron plate from under the seat of the carriage, and a clay pot and pot, and began to make up the food.

"Yiyi. Came back for dinner. The old ancestor's tall voice rang out. After a while, the young figure swayed and came to him, and the old ancestor pointed to the meat of the kang and said to the little guy: "Hurry up and eat, this is General Yiyou's specialty." As he spoke, he found that the little one's face was unhappy, and he looked at it suspiciously.

As soon as the old ancestor wanted to ask, General Yiyou took out a large leather bag from under the seat of the car, pulled out the stopper, and poured it into the pottery bowl. When the old ancestor heard it, he said: "This is the best precious product." Yes, you still have such good wine, and you are blessed to come out today. Then he immediately forgot about the little one's displeasure, and picked up the bowl and touched it with the general. Mei Zizi took a big sip, and then grabbed the meat of the kang and took a bite.

The two of them toasted back and forth, and for a while both of them were burping, and they were full of wine and food. At this time, the two of them realized that the little guy in front of them was just sitting quietly, watching the two eat and drink, and they didn't move. The two of them looked at the sight of nothing but scattered bones. The two of them were embarrassed for a while, only caring about their own pleasure, and actually forgot about the little one. General Yiyou hurriedly got up, and saw that there were still three washed wind howls on the wooden board, and hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, I'll get it done right away." ”

The little one shook his head, indicating that he would not eat. Seeing the little guy's disdainful look, the old ancestor couldn't help but turn his mind and said to the little guy: "Good grandson, this General Yiyou is my confidant, and you don't need to pretend to be outside." Saying that, he turned his head and said to Yiyou very seriously: "I agree with you today, but you must remember that all the people you see and hear today, no matter how surprised you are, you are never allowed to tell anyone, only you know the Tao, otherwise I will do it myself." ”

General Yiyou had never seen such a serious speech since he had been with his ancestor, and he couldn't help but be shocked, and the wine he drank immediately turned into a cold sweat and flowed out. Seeing that the ancestor borrowed the strength of wine, he said to his great-grandson: "You don't like what we do, then you can show us a hand." He said and looked at his great-grandson with a gloating face.

Seeing the old ancestor like this, Yiyi sighed and raised his little hands in front of the old ancestor's eyes, looking at the old ancestor. The old ancestor immediately patted his head and said, "This blames me, I always forget the age of your goblin, it's too young." Well, you say we'll do it, so you see how it goes. Seeing that the little guy really nodded, he couldn't help but feel novelty and got up, deliberately moved his waist, and watched what the little guy said. When the general saw this strange appearance of the old and the young, his eyes widened, such a small doll may not even be able to speak clearly, what happened to this old man.

was in doubt, only to listen to the little guy's speech very clearly, all the way to order. He instructed the general to take clean soil from under his feet, and add a few handfuls of grass to mix into mud. He took out a large mushroom from his bosom, and asked the ancestor to collect the mushrooms and the nests of bird eggs he had seen along the place he pointed out, and take them back to the river to wash them. The general was stunned there, just thinking that he had met a ghost, and it was incredible that such a small baby could speak so smoothly and speak the Tao. When the old ancestor saw the general's appearance, he kicked him in the ass and said, "What are you stupid, why don't you hurry up and fetch water and mud, won't you forget what I said." ”

The general immediately came back to his senses, ran towards the river with the clay pot in his arms, and when he came back, he carefully mixed the mud according to the little one's instructions, and saw that the old ancestor was also carefully holding the things he had collected, washing them and putting them on the wooden board, and then, according to the little one's request, he cleaned the fat oil in the stomach of the wind howl, put it in the clay pot and began to refine the oil. After the oil was refined, the ancestor took down the various bags of leaves and fruits picked along the road from the car and put them in front of the little one. Seeing that the little guy took out some of the bags and put them into the clay pot and slowly fried them with the refined oil, he divided the dregs in the oil into three parts and put them into the stomachs of the three wind howls, and then tied a stand with three wooden sticks, and put them on both sides of the fire in pairs, and used three wooden sticks to put the wind howl through the rack, and slowly turned and baked. The general wondered in his heart, can he eat the mud he has made? When he has reconciled the mud, the little guy will put the leaves and fruits he has picked into the mud, and let the washed grass also put in it. Let the general smash the mud with a stone to be very sticky, and after finishing it, point to the pheasant next to him, and ask the general to remove the internal organs of the pheasant, remove the long tail, wash it and bring it. When the general came back, let the general take over the rotation and bake the ancestor, and the ancestor said to the general that he would use the oil in the clay pot to rub the whole body of the wind howl, and then turn and bake. After the explanation, according to the little one's request, put some leaves and fruits in the stomach of the pheasant. He stuffed the pheasant's belly with the mushrooms and eggs he had gathered, and then poured the feathers with the mud of the reconciling man, wrapped the whole pheasant in the mud and threw it into the fire. After the general came back from cleaning the old ancestor and replacing him, the wind howl had come out with bursts of fragrant fragrance, and the dissolved grease made a "squeak" sound, and the whole wind howl was baked golden brown, looking at the wind howl in front of him, although he had just eaten and drunk enough, he didn't feel that his saliva was flowing. The feet did not obey and came to the fire. Seeing that the ancestor was touching the grease on the body of the wind howling again, he couldn't help but pick up the crockpot with the grease and smell it, and said in his heart: This doesn't taste good, how can it be different from what we bake. Thinking about it, I couldn't help but wipe the drool. Then he realized his gaffe. I couldn't help but blush. Subconsciously glanced at the old ancestor, and saw that the old ancestor also wiped a handful on his mouth, and said to the general very meaningfully: "This is also normal, the little guy wants me to make two fools." You can't guard against it, my grandson can't be measured by ordinary people, he's a goblin. ”

The general looked at the old ancestor in surprise. The old ancestor wiped his mouth again and said, "It's time for you to play, I can't stand it anymore, you can come on." As he spoke, he got up, gave the place to the general, and said: "There are many things to do in the future, and I don't think it's strange to see more, just know the Tao yourself, and see how big things this little guy can do." ”

The general was stunned for a while, and then understood that the old ancestor had something to say, and couldn't help lowering his head and drooling in his mouth without knowing it, and after a while, the old ancestor shouted: "If you are in a daze again, you will be able to stand it." The general was startled and hurriedly took the barbecue in front of him seriously. At this time, the fragrance was stronger, and the general couldn't help but have the urge to tear a piece and taste it, and at this time he understood what the ancestor said about the unbearable feeling. After a while, the little guy shook over and said, "It should be all right, tear it open and sprinkle some salt." As he spoke, he asked the old ancestor to take the wooden plank, took off the three roasted wind howls and put them on the wooden board, watched the two of them tear them apart and said to the two: "Xie Lu and Xie specially prepared dinner for me." After speaking, he looked at the three wind howls slowly.

The old ancestor and the general stared at each other with wide eyes, and they always felt that something was wrong. The old ancestor rolled his eyes and said: "Stinky boy, I've been busy for a long time, why should you invite me to taste the two, besides, you can't eat these three alone." ”

The little guy said: "You can taste it, but there is a condition, I will talk about it after agreeing." ”

The old ancestor said: "Say, see what conditions you can put forward." ”

The little guy said, "Don't call me Yiyi in the future, I don't like this name." ”

The old ancestor smiled: "Then you say we should call you something." ”

The little guy said strongly: "I don't know the way, but I can't call Yiyi." ”

The old ancestor thought about it, and he didn't like this name either, so he suddenly remembered the nine sons called by the maids, and then said, "I will call you Xiao Jiu in the future." He turned to the general and said, "You can call him the Ninth Prince." Then he asked the little one, "Satisfied." ”

The little guy grinned and said, "You can try the craftsmanship of this child." ”

The two of them just reached out to take the meat into the mouth, feeling the beauty of the entrance, and unconsciously felt that the hands of the meat were empty, and when they looked down, they saw that the three wind howls were gone. The two of them looked at the little guy and still didn't move, the two of them blushed and just muttered that it was delicious, why was it over, and they touched their stomachs with their hands, feeling that they had eaten too much, and they had a feeling of wanting to vomit, but their mouths were still full of fragrance, and their index fingers did not stop. This kind of belly swelling and wanting to vomit, and the taste of the mouth is difficult to stop, making the two of them speechless with bitter faces. (To be continued......)