Chapter 37: Toilet Face

Luo Shiyi Lang sat next to a round table, with a signature smile on his lips all the time, but he said dozens of times in his heart, Meng Li, you come and save me!

The fat woman saw that Luo Shilang was smiling all the time, and the smile was bright and handsome, so the fat woman felt in her heart: This guy is a little interesting to others! So she sat on the chair and straightened her waist, and put her hands on her thick thighs like stumps with thirty or forty annual rings. looked at Luo Shiyi Lang and smiled, and asked some questions from time to time.

Luo Shiyi Lang prevaricated casually, thinking about how to escape, if he got up and left resolutely, I am afraid that it will cause the dissatisfaction of the toilet face, and it will not be good if something happens at that time. But if you continue to sit in front of a woman as ugly as a witch and force a smile on your face, I am afraid that it will not be long before you have the eye of a needle. Luo Shilang turned his face sideways and tried not to look at him, thinking of Einstein, the great scientist Albert Einstein once made an analogy: if you are a beautiful woman opposite, you will feel that time flies, if you sit on a stove, you will think that time flies too slowly.

"I'd rather sit on the fire" Luo Shiyi Lang couldn't help but say, although the voice was not loud, but the toilet face that was always paying attention to him could also be heard.

"What did you say?" asked the fat woman.

Luo Shiyi Lang took a deep breath and turned his head: No, it's nothing, hey, by the way, if it's okay, I have to go, I still have something. After speaking, Luo Shiyi Lang looked at the toilet face in front of him with a smile, looking forward to being able to let himself go.

The fat woman was about to speak, Luo Shiyi Lang saw that the light in her eyes was like a hungry wolf, and she felt bad, so Luo Shiyi Lang didn't wait for her to speak, she smiled and moved quickly to the door, and the woman wanted to keep up, when a man came out of the back room, holding a large booklet in his hand, walked up to the woman and said with a smile: Sister-in-law, help me bring this back to Nit.

In a simple word, a red current flowed through the cranial nerves of Luo Shiyi Lang, who was just about to step out, Neet, this name attracted Luo Shiyi Lang, so he had to be cheeky and wronged himself, and walked back.

The fat woman felt a little strange, but more excited, Luo Shilang could see it through the expression on her face.

Luo Shiyi Lang made a small calculation in his heart, to find Neet, relying on Luo Shiyi Lang and a few of them, to be honest, it is too difficult, Luo Shiyi Lang knows this very well in his heart, for them, let alone looking for someone, just say a little, it is already difficult to ensure that it is not discovered by others here, and once it is discovered, it will inevitably have a big fight, and then casualties will be inevitable. And now, Luo Shilang felt that there was a shortcut in front of him.

In the following conversation, Luo Shiyi Lang figured out the identity of the toilet face in front of him, it turned out that she was the wife of the "famous" Nit! It is not an exaggeration to say that he is famous, and the insider who can withstand such a heavyweight (is simply an out-and-out reinforced concrete!) is not a warrior. Luo Shiyi Lang is still quite sympathetic to Nite in his heart, no wonder he will frame his original master Lang Kai, it turns out that he put all his energy into work, and he will do whatever it takes to climb up the mountain, it is estimated that only in this way can he forget this hard injury at home. Thinking of this, Luo Shilang pinched the sweat of Nite again.

But then again, Luo Shiyi Lang also began to sympathize with the "hungry she-wolf" in front of her, she must not have tasted much happiness in that regard, not that Nit couldn't satisfy her, but that Nit didn't have the courage and courage to face this bleak life. Men, who doesn't love beautiful little girls, who wants to face a toilet face every day, and, more importantly, successful men have the right to be rich, and they have the strength to spend it, so why not be happy.

So at this moment, Luo Shiyi Lang also began to sympathize with the poor woman in front of him, just ask how many women in the world are living the same life as this toilet face at the moment, and most of them are still very good-looking, quite charming, but if you look at it this way, Luo Shiyi Lang suddenly feels that they are much more pitiful than the toilet face in front of him, even if they have a beautiful face, they can't catch their husband's heart!

But if you think about it carefully, why do they have such magical powers? Luo Shiyi Lang thought about this problem while chatting with the fat woman, and later he came to a conclusion, that is, it was due to the most Chinese characteristics and the most bizarre education system.

They use all kinds of means to coerce and lure innocent children, so that they spend more than 20 years of the most beautiful, precious and important time to learn the so-called scientific and cultural knowledge that most of them will not use after graduation, and then as soon as they graduate, it is equivalent to the impact of unemployment that shocks their newly developed minds, and they feel that they have been deceived for many yearsWhat can I do, at this time, a group of male animals with big bellies who knew that the road was full of money at a glance and stared at their towering breasts and walked over with a smile, so, well, this is a way to get money quickly, and look at themselves again, and find that there are no other specialties, so, you all understand.

Everyone has the freedom to choose their own life, there is no right or wrong, because even if you are wrong, you will definitely pay for it, so it is unnecessary and extremely stupid to evaluate and criticize or support and praise too early.

China has never lacked fools who are well fed. What is lacking is a wise man who is willing to clean up the mess after eating.

Luo Shiyi Lang actually chatted with the toilet face quite happily, because he could see that many of the words that the toilet face said to him were from the heart, no pretentiousness, no disease-free moaning, just simply expressed some of the most real thoughts and perceptions of life, which made Luo Shiyi Lang feel very comfortable, because after all, for such a long time, except for his own sworn friends, he could speak freely without any scruples, thinking that to other people, he might start to do it without saying a word, and maybe the next second it would be either you die or I would die, they are all people who turn their faces faster than turning books, and the vagaries in their hearts are a thousand times more powerful than the clouds and rain of the sky, sometimes, This really makes Luo Shiyi Lang feel at a loss, sometimes I really feel that I don't belong to this world, I feel that the people around me are extremely far away from you, looking at them is like a mountain and a sea, no matter how hard you open your eyes, no matter how hard you listen to them, they are all in the fog to see the flowers, there is a feeling that it is always in vain, I really don't know if Lu Dao has not seen this world clearly, or this world itself does not have a concrete image for you to see and learn.

It's really tiring, but no matter how tired you are, you have to work hard, and you have to look forward and move forward. Because all of us live in the same world. God did not open a small stove for anyone.

Luo Shilang became more and more aware of the situation in front of him, and he was now more and more sure that as long as he followed this fat woman, he would definitely see Nit. In fact, Luo Shiyi Lang already knew what the name of the fat woman was, but in his heart he still called her a fat woman or a toilet face, after all, the first impression can still determine the direction of things.

Originally, I wanted to leave a mobile phone number for next contact, but after thinking about it, Luo Shilang still refused the fat woman's request on the grounds that he didn't have a mobile phone, because in case the number was asked for by Nit, it would be difficult to handle, and the problem would become a little tricky.

The two were very happy when they separated, and Luo Shiyi Lang said confidently: Naturally, we will meet again, and I believe that day should not be too far away.

Luo Shiyi Lang came here as a passerby and left, of course he couldn't let the fat woman know the real purpose of his visit. But he told himself in his heart that if he really went toe-to-toe with Nite one day, and Toilet Face was there, he would definitely try not to hurt this poor woman who was called kind for the time being.

The moonlight has completely covered the forest, and in the winter night, the brighter the moonlight, the lower the temperature, so low that no matter how much clothes you wear, you will have a feeling of your teeth chattering, and the muscles on your body will tremble. At the moment, they were in this state, and the cold made them feel like they wanted to cry, of course, this did not mean sadness or any other emotion, just a feeling and urge to cry.

Meng Li fantasized that at this moment he could find a dry cave that was not too short and not too big, just enough for everyone to stay in, to be able to isolate all the cold wind and low temperatures, and it was best to spread a few more quilts in the cave, cover the ground and the cave walls, and sit on it or put his face on it without the feeling of cold and irritating the skin, and then a few people sat around and it was best to hold Kunyun again, and then everyone began to tell ghost stories, one by one, to see who told the most attractive and terrifying.

The more she thought about it, the happier she felt, and the more she thought about it, the more refreshed she became, so that she didn't feel so cold anymore.

Luo Shiyi Lang came back, with a smile on his face, and felt a little ashamed when he saw that everyone was still waiting for him in the same place, and he was a little embarrassed to think that everyone was freezing here, and he was eating and drinking wine in a brightly lit place.

When Luo Shiyi Lang told everyone about the situation just now, Meng Liang and Nan Jian rushed over and wrapped their arms around Luo Shiyi Lang's neck, saying: Knock him down, let us dry and freeze here, how can it be reasonable, at this time Zhou Lun also came, and as soon as he came, it was a Taishan top. Luo Shiyi Lang suddenly screamed: Wow, ahhhh Fortunately, I didn't eat much at night, otherwise something would have happened this time.

Luo Shiyi Lang finally got up, looked at everyone with a smile and said aggrievedly: Okay, how can I make up for my debt to everyone tonight. Chen Xi'er's eyes lit up, and she was about to speak, when Meng Li said first: Find us a cave immediately, not too big, too big and not warm, not too small, too small and too crowded, and it must be dry to be able to shelter from the wind and rain and be able to keep out the cold, paused, Meng Liang laughed, and then said: It is best to have a few quilts to sit on the carpet.

Luo Shiyilang's eyes widened when he heard this, my handsome man, unless I am a wolf, if I am a wolf, I can probably find a cave that suits your heart, but I still have to risk my life to go to the people over there to get a few quilts!

However, after a while, Luo Shiyi Lang also felt that he really had to find a temporary place to live, otherwise he would suffer this big night, especially these little beauties around him, how could they suffer them! At this time, Luo Shiyi Lang really seriously thought about what he had just said casually.

There is no shortage of miracles in this world, what is missing is our discovery.

Luo Shilang didn't go far, and he really found a small cave similar to the description of Meng Li. After Luo Shiyi Lang found out, he said happily to the scattered crowd not far away, everyone rushed over quickly when they heard the sound, Meng Liang took Kunyun's hand and ran towards this side, and said excitedly like a child that he could tell ghost stories tonight.

At night, the stars are shining and the cold wind is howling. It was an ordinary winter night, and the temperature below zero was all isolated from the cave, and the female beasts in the cave closed their eyes peacefully, feeling the happiness of the little beasts rubbing around. After tonight, tomorrow may be two lifetimes apart, and no one can guarantee that a wild beast will catch its prey smoothly and safely every time.

At this moment, in addition to those beasts, there were also Luo Shilang and other young people staying in the cave. When Luo Shiyi Lang excitedly called everyone over, they also looked in with excitement, but the hole was too dark to see clearly. There are no mobile phones, no flashlights, no lighting facilities, you look at me, I look at you, and I laughed stupidly.

"What should I do, I don't know what the situation is inside", I don't know who said it, everyone didn't care, anyway, for Meng Li, he was very special and wanted to go in and rest for a while, and wait until dawn tomorrow to come out.

Later, Luo Shiyi Lang seemed to think of something, his eyes rolled and a good-looking smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he looked at everyone and stretched out his arm proudly, after taking off his gloves, Luo Shiyi Lang half-supported his arm, only to see his arm tremble slightly, a bright and dazzling white light made everyone instinctively turn their heads and cover their eyes with their arms, and then slowly put down their arms after hearing Luo Shiyi Lang's laughter, at this time Luo Shiyi Lang had already held the stone in his hand, but the light was not as scorching as just now.

You're going to die, and you don't say a word when you take the stone out, because our eyes are gone.

Luo Shiyi Lang laughed a few times and then began to do business, he held the stone and slowly stretched into the cave, after the stone entered, Luo Shiyi Lang used internal force to urge the light of the stone, originally Luo Shiyi Lang wanted to use soft warm colors to shine inside, but after thinking about it, if there was really a beast inside, that kind of light would not intimidate it, so Luo Shiyi Lang used another light, so that all the eyes in the dark would be in a state of temporary insomnia after seeing this light, so that it would not be dangerous to the crowd outside the cave。

After a busy time, Meng Liang patted his thigh and said: I know how much I am worried about (when did he say it!), how can I have such good luck to meet a beast, right!

Luo Shiyi Lang turned his head and cast a contemptuous gaze, and then it was from small deduction to big start. Wow... The two chased each other on the cold ground, and after a while, the two rolled to the ground, hugging each other, and then they could hear the sound of Luo Shilang being pressed down and begging for mercy.

Then Luo Shiyi Lang will say, this will not work, next time we have to shake our spiritual power, we can't just rely on hand-to-hand combat, hand-to-hand combat is too barbaric. Meng Li always smiled and said, "Okay." Showing beautiful teeth and a smile as warm as the sun, a large cloud of white mist exhaled from the violently undulating chest to his mouth, rising and disappearing.

When Luo Shiyi Lang and Meng Li chased out of the cave to start fighting, Lang Kai and Nan Jian led everyone into this cave that seemed to be warm and safe. After entering, Nanjian found that it was still so dark, and he couldn't see where it was, so he could only walk to the entrance of the cave and shout loudly: Luo Shiyilang!

By the time everything was done, it was already early, because the moon had risen to the sky and midnight was approaching. Meng Liang seemed to be still a little abnormal with excitement, and his two eyes were bright enough to be a searchlight. They slept in the depths of the cave, because the place where they entered the cave was cold anyway, and it was impossible for the human body to fight against it. This is obviously a beast's den, because all the animals that dig holes will design their burrows into this tortuous structure, so that they can not only avoid attacks but also protect themselves from the cold, all the wild animals are top civil engineers, which human beings have to admire, if you can combine the advantages of several types of animal nests in the same building without losing a sense of disobedience, it must be the most outstanding building, must be a symbol and symbol of a city.

It may be that the eyes have been in the dark for a long time so they have adapted, and they can see clearly the situation in the hole that they felt extremely dark just now, which makes Meng Li even more excited, but it is Lang Kai who is even more excited than Meng Li. Luo Shiyi Lang told everyone about the toilet face he met in the small restaurant today, she is the wife of Nit, everyone can realize what it means, especially Lang Kai, Luo Shiyi Lang clearly saw a cold light flashing in his eyes, even in the dark night, it is so easy to be caught by the eyes, maybe it is because of the night, so Lang Kai did not do anything to hide it, or maybe it is really Luo Shiyi Lang's eyes are so good that they are superb.

Animal-designed caves are not something that humans can easily figure out their structure, as in this one, everyone thinks it's an abandoned beast's den, and everyone thinks that there are no other people or beasts here besides them. They had only heard of the existence of a box with a mezzanine, and some coffins also had a mezzanine, and the owner of the tomb hid some of his most valuable or most precious items in the mezzanine of the coffin, and the beast's den, for some naturally agile beasts, the cave they designed also had a mezzanine, and they hid in this hidden mezzanine, even if an enemy beast came to the door, they would not find them.

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