Chapter 184: Taichang Mansion is so funny
I saw a few young men naked, spreading their luxurious robes on the ground, kneeling on the side of the road, and shouting, "I beg the old man Taichang to take us under the door!" Then shout again, kowtow again.
Cao Zhenzhen said: "These people are from several countries, and they are either princes or children of famous families. ”
Tong Hu looked at the different carved patterns on the carriage and horse trail, and was not very interested in the greatness of the Taichang boss that Cao Zhenzhen said. This place also has three, six, nine and so on, and even the gate to enter the inner house is also three, the middle gate is usually not opened, while walking the carriage and horses, while walking the sedan chair, clearly expressing the concept of respect and inferiority and the concept of the path of Wenwu Shushu.
Cao Zhenzhen asked, "Why don't you speak?"
Tong Hu said: "I'm not here to apprentice, a wine bag and rice bag, why do you care so much about my opinion?"
Cao Zhenzhen said: "Then tell me what you think?"
"I think our Wujimen's way of selecting and accepting apprentices is quite good, relatively simple and rude. ”
Cao Zhenzhen asked, "What do you say?"
Tong Hu said: "Let's just say that I'm not from a family with a head and a face, I'm just a fighting boy, except for beating people's farts." Wujimen will buy you when he takes a fancy to you, bet on you, and never have to think about the superfluous, just thinking about how to live is tiring enough. You just think about whether you can accept the challenge, and everyone will stare at each other, either die and be reincarnated early, or you will practice with your life. Master will naturally have it, everything has to be fought for by his own efforts, and he has no time to shout any slogans. It's hilarious to spend time kneeling and kowtowing like this, begging for it......"
Suddenly, the voice of the roadside seeking a teacher stopped abruptly. A young man wearing a golden crown got up, straightened the golden crown on his head, and straightened the two long crown belts to his chest. He said sharply: "What a madman, you are rude to the Taichang Boss!"
A few steps apart, the two of them were shocked to realize what a good opportunity they were able to protect the reputation of the Taichang Boss!
Tong Hu looked at the three people who were playing the play "Sincerity is the Golden Stone for the Open" on Jingchishang's body in the winter, and then at the person with the crown hanging on his white chest, and shook off: "You think you are pink." If you want to refuse to welcome it with a small streamer, will the old man like it?"
What pink? The three of them were dumbfounded. They were all flushed with anger. One immediately covered his chest with his hands, the other put on his shirt in an instant, and the leader said loudly: "Open your chest and expose your breasts to show your sincerity!"
Suddenly. The two people in the back looked at each other. He let go of his hand again and took off his shirt.
Tong Hu pouted: "Whatever you want." Turning to Cao Zhenzhen, "I said you have to ask me this, cause trouble, right?"
Cao Zhenzhen scolded the three of them with a cold face: "It's you who are rude! if you want to continue to seek a teacher, continue to stay, and if you don't want to ask for a teacher, leave Taichang Mansion quickly!"
The young man at the head said loudly: "Even if you can't worship the boss, you must protect the reputation of the boss! A gentleman is not afraid of power!"
Cao Zhen said anxiously: "I don't have the right for you to speak!" "Stirring up trouble in front of Tong Hu, isn't it looking for it yourself?"
The other two had already flinched and continued to kneel on the side of the road. The young man at the head blocked the way. Say loudly: "Please apologize!"
Cao Zhenzhen frowned: "Come on, take him away!"
Before the words fell, Tong Hu had already kicked the other party into the wall. There was a loud bang.
Tong Hu patted the soles of his shoes and said, "I'm so anxious to be kicked, brother, I've always been generous!"
Figures surged around, and in an instant, many guards stood in front of the door, and a swift wind grabbed the young man before he fell off the wall and gently placed him on the ground. The young man was bleeding from the corners of his mouth, and he looked too badly injured to stand.
"What kind of madman! How dare you hurt people in Taichang Mansion!" A monstrous murderous aura instantly covered Tong Hu, and a general slapped the big gun in his hand, furious.
Tong Hu snorted coldly and said to Yan Ziyu: "Look, I said that Taichang Mansion is funny!" Yan Ziyu shrugged, indicating that it was inconvenient to express his opinion.
"Say less. Cao Zhenzhen pushed Tong Hu back, stopped in front of him and said, "A few big brothers, these two are guests in the mansion." ”
The other party was stunned when he heard this, and said angrily: "What guest would say that this house is funny?"
Tong Hu looked up to the sky and shouted: "If you want too white Xuanjin, you will take out the wine and exchange it! If you don't change Lao Tzu and leave! What!"
The generals around were stunned by Tong Hu's arrogance, and they all thought that this guy must have a great background.
Suddenly, a seemingly nonexistent wind swept away the family in the house, and a young man in a green shirt stood in the middle of Neifu Avenue, looking to be only fourteen or fifteen years old, and said with a smile: "Use too white Xuanjin to exchange for immortal drunk?"
Yan Ziyu was secretly frightened, the cultivation of those generals was not inferior to her, and the generals were blown away by the wind brought up by the young man with his sleeves, and immediately bent on the side of the road like eggplants.
Cao Zhen said in horror: "Young master......"
Tong Hu's hand pinched Cao Zhenzhen's buttocks, and Cao Zhenzhen screamed and hid to the side, glaring at Tong Hu angrily.
Tong Hu took out the box and said to the young man: "Little classmate, wouldn't it be nice to hand over wine with one hand and Xuanjin with the other?"
The boy took the box and opened it for a look. The two hundred catties of Taibai Xuanjin are only the size of two bricks, but it is impossible for an ordinary teenager to hold it in his hand without shaking it. But the young man reached out and felt it as if he was holding a book, and the Taibai Xuanjin jumped up from the box and was activated by his true qi.
The young man was not in a hurry to condense the Xuanjia, so he let the Xuantie turn into a ball of water rolling with white light, jumping around in the palm of his hand, and with his other hand in his sleeve, he took out a pot of wine, and said with a smile: "You're not afraid that I won't give it to you?"
Tong Hu took the wine jug and handed it to Yan Ziyu. Yan Ziyu took the wine jug and sniffed it gently, and said happily: "Tong Hu, you are awesome!"
"Call my husband!"
"Husband!"
Tong Hu stretched out his face: "Kiss it." ”
"Let's go. ”
Tong Hu said to the young man: "Do you think I seem to have the leisure to run to Taichang Mansion to interrupt?
hugged Yan Ziyu's shoulders and walked away like this, and no one around dared to stop him.
The young man asked Cao Zhenzhen, "What will happen to him if I slander him?" ”
Cao Zhenzhen said very seriously: "He will rip off the armor on your body on the street!"
"Oh, so fierce?" the young man suddenly shouted at Tong Hu, "help me!"
Tong Hu slapped the Tiangong box, grabbed the three seekers, and threw them into the sky with a few swishs. The three of them screamed in unison, their true qi couldn't function, and they were thrown out of the mansion by Tong Hu and fell heavily to the ground.
The young man looked at it from afar and smiled happily: "Send those who are not right-hearted to go back." Everyone in our house said that the environment was not good. ”
A group of generals bowed their heads one by one, and when the young man walked away with the mercury ball condensed from Taibai Xuanjin, they all said to Cao Zhenzhen anxiously: "Who did you bring?"
Cao Zhenzhen rolled his eyes and said, "Guest!"
She walked away proudly with her hands behind her back in the unfathomable gaze of the generals, humming a little song, you bastards, do you know what it means to have a madman behind it? I will bring someone here in the future to see if you dare to stand in the way.
There was a scream outside the gate of the mansion, and when Cao Zhenzhen walked out of the door, the three young men had been beaten by Tong Hu and fled like dogs. With a wisp of sword shadow in the sky, Tong Hu followed Yan Ziyu's sword and flew away into the distance.
Yan Ziyu's home is in a grange close to the west of the city, with four acres of land, a simple courtyard wall, surrounded by a few old trees, and three tiled houses.
Yan Ziyu fell straight into the courtyard, and Tong Hu looked around: "Do you want to wash your hands and make soup for me?"
Yan Ziyu set up a tablecloth and wine glass on the grinding plate under the old tree like a gust of wind: "Who washes his hands and makes soup? Who are you and me, I am Yan Ziyu who comes in the wind, goes in the rain, and is addicted to alcohol!"
Tong Hu was helpless: "Who usually cooks the meal?"
"Jiaojiao. Are you going to let her eat and live for nothing?" Yan Ziyu smiled all over her face, "Husband-!"
Tong Hu rolled up his sleeves - threw out the Zhuotian Sword and Haotian Jade Dew Pot: "You two, go chop wood and cook!"
A certain sword spirit said hatefully: "Thunder in the sky will kill you!" A sword light flew out to chop wood.
Luo Jin looked virtuous and virtuous, saluted first, and then asked softly, "Master, hostess, what do you want to eat?"
Tong Hu said: "Just look at it." ”
Luo Jin shook off.
Yan Ziyu held the Haotian Jade Dew Pot and said in surprise: "Such a good thing, why didn't you take it out before?" Looking at Luo Jin's back, he wondered, "Isn't she Luo Jin of the Wanxian League?" (To be continued......)