Chapter 45 Heaven will not destroy me
The forty-fifth heaven will not destroy me
The three-pan ghost made the god turn on its own, and there was a muffled thunderous sound with a rumbling sound. More than a dozen imps added firewood to the fire, and the fierce flames burned the three pans red, and it was impossible to distinguish which one was hot and which was not.
Ermaozi carefully observed for a long time, wondering why these three pans of tweezers did not use manpower to rotate by themselves. Is there electricity in this hell too?" he took a closer look, trying to find the power switch. But the results can be imagined. He tried it with his foot on each of the pans, and found that each of them was hot.
"Uncle, can you come up with a way to break through?"
"No, several plates of tweezers are all red, I can't try which one is hot? Which one is not hot, this level is not easy to break!" Ermao's face showed the kind of sad face that he had not seen for a long time.
"None of these plates are more than five or six hundred degrees, and if you make a mistake, you can really fry them into meat patties to make delicious dishes for the little ghosts. ”
"I knew that it was so difficult to break through, and I didn't show that ability at the beginning. "Ermao is very frustrated and regretful!.
"Now I know that it's too late!"
"Is it late?" Ermao suddenly asked Piggy.
"Isn't it too late?" asked Piggy, as if the two were arguing.
"It's not too late," Ermao said with certainty, "Aren't there any pigs, what am I afraid of with you?" Ermao suddenly became very angry. There is no such frustration as I did just now.
"According to the rules of the game, you have to rely on luck to break through the level, and I can't help you much. Piggy's expression was flat.
"Why can't you? Aren't you helping me in the first three levels?" Ermao was afraid that Piggy would leave him, and wanted to trap him with words, and at the same time stimulate Piggy's enthusiasm and arrogance.
"The reason why I helped you is because Hades violated the rules of the game," Piggy said seriously, "This time it's different, people don't break the contract!"
Ermao saw that Piggy's expression was very serious, not like he was joking with himself. I was really scared in my heart! I thought to myself, "Dead Hades, Stinky Hades, Rotten Hades, Well, why don't you break the contract! How good it would be if you continue to break the contract! I don't have to work hard to break through the level." ”
"Haha!" There was a strange laugh from hell: "Rather than break the contract and let you destroy hell, it is better to leave it to fate! Whether you live or die depends on your creation, hahahaha......." The sound shook the eardrums, piercing pain.
"The damn Xixi has deafened Lao Tzu's ears. After Ermao scolded the king of Hades, he looked at Pig Pig, "Pig Pig, do you mean that you are going to take me through the level?"
"Exactly, each one breaks through, by ability and luck!"
"Then," Ermao paused and then said, "Can you tell your uncle which one is dead? In this way, Uncle and I can go through smoothly, and you will have a lot less responsibility." ”
"You can't break through or not rely on luck, what responsibility do you have with me?" Pig Pig was very serious, but Ermao didn't dare to be arrogant.
"Let's not hold us accountable first, don't you have to help me with this because of our relationship?"
"No way!"
"For what?"
"Because that's against the rules of the game. ”
"Hey! I said, what's the matter with you kid? You pig brain, you? Could it be that a name calls you stupid? Are you facing me or towards Hades? Besides, this is not my business alone, don't you also have a share? You must know that the two of us are in a group, and the risks and responsibilities are shared, which is called sharing weal and suffering with life and death! What is the same thing as sharing weal and suffering with life and death? That means that we must be born together, and we must die together. "I can't tell if Ermao is really angry or a wig, anyway, his expression is decent.
"Little hell can't help me!"
"So, you're going to have to take me out of the city. ”
"No way!"
"For what?"
"Individuals rely on their ability to break through the level!"
"That's not going to work!"
"For what?" said Piggy's turn.
"I can't let you go alone for such a big thing," Ermao was a little dead-faced, but what could he do if he didn't: "Your child's family, in case of a mistake, I can't afford to have three long and two short or something, I can't explain to your parents, I have to be with you and protect you!"
"No!" replied Piggy crisply.
"For what?" Ermao asked bluntly.
"I think I'm okay!" Piggy was confident.
"No, no! I can't let you go to hell alone with a child!"
One of them asked straightforwardly, and the other answered crisply, as if they were playing a game of bickering.
"Are you afraid that you will not be able to protect yourself, so you deliberately stick to me! Spineless and manly!" Pig Pig suddenly threw out a sentence that Ermao liked the least to hear.
Ermao didn't expect Zhu Zhu to say such a thing at a critical time, and his face turned red with anger: "Good boy! It's not fun to play with Lao Tzu, right! Okay! Lao Tzu just jumped down, frying and frying have nothing to do with you!" As he spoke, Ermao really took two steps forward.
In fact, Zhu Zhu knew in his heart that Ermao was just acting for himself. Therefore, he deliberately kept silent and let him continue acting, and it was best to have time to enjoy the play.
"I'm jumping!" Ermao shouted in his mouth and was afraid, and couldn't help but turn around to look at Piggy.
Piggy deliberately put on a blank .......
"I'm really jumping!" Ermao hoped that Piggy would stop him and stop him.
Piggy still ignored .......
"Okay, Piggy, Uncle, I hurt you in vain, since you are so ruthless, you are welcome!" As he spoke, Ermao really raised his legs to jump.
Piggy is still very calm....
This is called Ermao, who secretly looked back, very sad, the big hero in his mind! backer, pillar, superman! But he was so helpless at a critical time.
"Piggy!" Ermao suddenly ran back cheekily and said angrily, "My good pig, good nephew! Good baby! Good son! I recognize you as my godson! Uncle will be your godfather! As long as you take your uncle out of the city, let me do anything!"
"Not unusual!" replied Piggy.
"Then I'll recognize you as a godfather, I'll be your son, okay?" Ermao almost cried.
"Not unusual!" replied Piggy coldly.
The two are not rare, and the pig looks serious and eight hundred. Let Ermao really have no problem with him, but he can only be cheeky and beg Zhu Pig for a matter of life and death!: "Pig Pig! I know that you don't want to recognize me as a godfather! I have no ability and incompetence, and I will embarrass you! I am not worthy of being your godfather! I am not worthy of being your son! However, uncle, I can treat you well, you forget, when your father and your mother got married, the cave room spent candle nights, they thought you were in the way, and they didn't want you, it was my uncle who hugged you and hugged you! I love you, uncle, I accompany you!"
Piggy ignored the promise and ...... expressionlessly.
"You tell my uncle, which one is immortal? It doesn't matter if you are a godfather or not. "Ermao really cried.
"No!" No matter how Ermao pleaded, Piggy still refused to let go.
Seeing that Pig Pig is so arrogant! Unkind! It greatly hurt Ermao's self-esteem! Tilted his head, shook his hair and sneered: "Okay! Since you are ruthless! Don't blame Lao Tzu for being unrighteous! Don't think about letting me play with you in the future!" Ermao is quite like an actor, but Pig Pig is not watching a show.
Ermao didn't know what the pig was for, and he was really desperate .......
"Leave it to fate!" As he spoke, Ermao raised his leg and jumped onto the burning red pan, and then there was a strange cry like a ghost crying wolf .......
This result was something that Pig Pig didn't expect, with his understanding of Ermao, Uncle Ermao was at most playing clever tricks in front of him, that's all, as for jumping down, it was simply impossible.
He didn't mean to harm Ermao, he wanted to take the opportunity to kill Ermao's arrogance and correct his cynical attitude. The reason why he did this was because he was afraid that he would not be sophisticated and suffer losses in the future. Although he and Ermao have not been together for a long time, he clearly sees Ermao's stinky problems, he is frivolous, cynical, self-righteous, arrogant, and even arrogant! When he thinks the time has come, he will take Ermao out of the country at the right time.
If Ermao is in normal times, especially under Brother Leopard, the brothers count him the youngest, and he is blinded, scolded, and slapped are commonplace, and they are used to it. He is accustomed to being submissive, what kind of dignity, face, etc., it is not a matter at all.
But not today, he just couldn't stand the almost arrogant cold reception of Piggy. A child who was born a few days ago! He actually played with him arrogantly! He couldn't stand it, even though he was a superman! Should a superman be arrogant to himself? What's the matter? I also made a big fuss about the city of Tokyo and played a trick on Junichiro Koizumi! I set fire to the Yasukuni Shrine! It was precisely this that cultivated his almost evil arrogance!
There are many reasons why he jumped, he couldn't stand the cold eyes of the pigs! He wanted to jump down to prove to the pigs that he was not afraid of death! Without him, he would have dared to break into hell. This is one of the reasons, and the more reason is that he wants to gamble on his luck! And he also wants to see if the pig will really leave him alone at the moment of life and death? Besides, it is a blessing or a curse! It is a disaster that cannot be avoided! If he dies like that, it is also the destiny ......of heaven to die.
Impulsively, recklessly, but standing on the pan knows that it is powerful. As soon as the feet were touched, the instant torment spread throughout the body like electricity, and a hot and stinging pain under the soles of the feet pierced the heart, and Zhila Zhila braved the unpleasant smell that only crematoriums have.
"Uncle!" Piggy stepped forward.
"Pig save me! Hurry up! If it's late, uncle, I'll really be fried and fried!" Because the tweezers were turning, he almost knocked Ermao down several times, and in a hurry, he could only choose to squat down and press his hands on the tweezers, although he gritted his teeth hard, but once again the burning pain was more intense into his heart. A pungent smell of roasted pig's trotters penetrated into the nostrils from between the palms of the hands and the soles of ......the feet.
Instinctively, he tried to get up, but the conditions left him with no choice, and if he fell, it was not as simple as suffering his hands and feet. He had to reluctantly put his hand on the damned pan again, and let it torment in every possible way, until at last the muscles of his palms and soles were scorched, and all that was left was the yellowed bones and the foul ......smell of pig's trotters.
"Congratulations, uncle!"
Ermao was almost angry and cried when he was congratulated by Pig Pig's words: "I said Pig Pig, do you still have a little humanity as a child? You look at my uncle and I don't care about it, and I am still gloating about you here!"
"Uncle! Congratulations! You're at the Gate of Immortality!"
"Ahh
"It's true! Otherwise, you'd have cut it into jerky. ”
Ermao was surprised and delighted! He shouted three times: "Heaven will not destroy me, Heaven will not destroy me, Heaven will not destroy me!"
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