Lin Fengjin sighed and said:

"Hey, then I'll just say it, everyone remembers I started to say Oh, this question has been bothering me for too long, I saw it last year, and it almost made me rack my brains and couldn't sleep at night... Poof!"

Speaking of this, Lin Fengjin suddenly let out a long fart, Lu Ping, who was sitting near him, suddenly changed color, and when he stood up, he covered his nose and flashed far away, and the person next to him immediately covered his nose and frowned, Lin Fengjin showed a comfortable look on his face, but he continued:

"The weather was very good that day, after I ate a bowl of spicy Yangchun noodles in the morning, I felt that the oil and water in my belly were insufficient, so I went to the market to buy some meat sacrifices to the Five Organs Temple, and I saw a number of chickens and rabbits in the market were locked in the same cage, counting from above, there were 35 heads, counting from below, there were 94 feet"

At this time, before he finished speaking, the scholars of Tianchang Academy couldn't wait to cover their faces with their hands one by one and never put it down!

As soon as everyone heard the word "chicken and rabbit", they knew that this was most likely the famous topic of the same cage of chickens and rabbits in the same cage in Sun Tzu's arithmetic scripture, and it was widely circulated!

That Sun Xiang shrugged his shoulders and rolled his eyes, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughed, and secretly said I saw this question when I was twelve or thirteen years old, and this poor older boy actually took it out to ask for advice, it's terrible to be uneducated.

But I heard Lin Fengjin continue:

"Excuse me"

Sun Xiang has already disdained to preemptively say:

"Listen, twelve rabbits, chickens"

His face suddenly turned purple, and he almost choked on speechlessness.

Because Lin Fengjin said slowly and logically:

"Please advise me, how many words did I say after I farted just now??"

All the people were stunned Sun Xiang's lips opened and closed for a long time, if it was the original question of chickens and rabbits in the same cage, he could still rely on his memory to silently count and give an answer. But Lin Fengjin has been babbling on and on for so long in front! From his inability to sleep at night to the good weather, and then to the fact that the Yangchun noodles he ate were a little spicy, who the fuck remembered that he said a few words after he farted!

After a while, Gu Xian said with a straight face:

"Lin Tongsheng, your deceitful skills are really perfect. ”

Lin Fengjin continued to say very, very humbly:

"Please advise me, how many words did I say next after I farted just now?"

Gu Xian's face changed again, and the word "great talent" that Lin Fengjin said at this time fell on the ears of the sons of Donglin, which was extremely harsh! He couldn't help but open his mouth again:

"You"

Before he could say half of the words, Lin Fengjin said more humbly:

"Please advise me, how many words did I say next after I farted just now?"

Sun Xiang said angrily:

"What kind of bullshit is this called?"

However, at this time, could the scholars of Tianchang Academy be clay sculptures and wood carvings? At this time, he just took advantage of the situation to come out! I only felt that Lin Fengjin's previous fart was really coquettish! Zheng Gong Cifeng, who was good friends with Lin Fengjin, was also not lost, and immediately sneered:

"It turns out that some people say things that are worse than farting, and if you are asked to count how many words, isn't it counting?

Although Shen Gu has an old personality, he always couldn't swallow a breath before, and he said lightly:

"Zi said: Knowing is knowing"

The second half of the sentence is not said below, but the people present are all people who have read poetry and books, this sentence comes from the Analects, and knowing is knowing. I don't know it. It is the Master's cursed words:

The way of knowledge of your dog day is the way of knowledge. Not knowing the Tao is not knowing the Tao, which is a metaphor for having a correct attitude towards learning, and also refers to being honest!

The sons of Donglin Academy were furious, and they all planned to come out with theories. But no matter what they said, Lin Fengjin just asked rhetorically: "Please give me advice, how many words did I say next after I farted just now?"

Lin Fengjin's demeanor at this time. There is a deep master of Jin's Linghu Daxia to let you change, and I use the sharpness of Dugu Nine Swords to break it

But at this time, Ren Mo, the scholar who led the team of Donglin Academy, suddenly spoke up. Looking at Lin Fengjin, he smiled slightly:

"Lin Tongsheng's question is so profound that we can't answer it. ”

The sons of Donglin have always been the first to look at Ren Moma, and they can convince these arrogant talents, this person is naturally extraordinary!

Gu Xian became good friends with him, and he was also full of opportunities, and immediately gently and skillfully diverted Ren Mo's words of admitting defeat, and sighed to the junior brother next to him:

"Yes, in the next trip, I have seen a lot of romantic characters, but I didn't expect that the first-class characters of Tianchang Academy are among the outer gates. ”

Another Donglin scholar immediately asked:

"My teacher once taught that hearing is false, seeing is believing, if I hadn't seen it today, it would be really hard to believe that Senior Brother Gu's words were the true truth, it can be seen that the world is impermanent, and Zhuyu is often buried in the rubble. ”

Gu Xian and Hu Wen exchanged a few words, and with seamless cooperation, the faces of the rest of the scholars of Tianchang Academy all became ugly at the same time, especially Lu Ping and Ou Qi!

Lin Fengjin's heart is even more awe-inspiring, these Donglin elites really live up to their reputation!

At first, he showed weakness to the enemy, and deliberately threw out the guise of the same cage of chickens and rabbits to gain the upper hand, and then seized the advantage of the upper hand to attack fiercely, and the opponent's understatement of a half-sarcastic "It's really profound, I can't answer" was resolved.

That's not all, that Gu Xian observed the words and looks, and had already noticed that Lu Ping and Ou Qi were narrow-minded, so he immediately grasped the key point that the people of Donglin had made the people of Tianchang Academy speechless, and successfully used the discord strategy, on the one hand, he held himself high, and on the other hand, he stomped on the people of Tianchang Academy.

With such scheming, it can be said that it is very yin, and it is already clear that Lin Fengjin will have no place in Tianchang Academy in the future!

Therefore, Lin Fengjin only set the strategy of following the light and obscurity before, that is, he didn't want to provoke these shitty things, he narrowed his eyes slightly, but he was already quite angry in his heart, and secretly said Lao Tzu will not come to provoke you, but you bastards are struggling with each other, could it really be a tiger or a sick cat?

For a while, Lin Fengjin's heart had already turned countless thoughts, he was also a wise person, and suddenly thought of something, his eyes lit up, and he suddenly had a plan, and he smiled and said:

"A guy like me, who is idle and unskilled, I don't know how many ways there are in Tianchang Academy, how dare I compare with the senior brothers?

The sons of Donglin Academy listened to the cynicism in Lin Fengjin's words, and they were really like eating a fly with their eyes above the top, and they were extremely uncomfortable, but if they wanted to argue fiercely with Lin Fengjin, according to their "status in the rivers and lakes", they would actually lose their identity no matter whether they won or lost.

Therefore, this party broke up unhappily, and it was originally said that they would enjoy the "return to the pavilion and sunset" of the seven landscapes of Tianchang Academy, but both sides were not interested and hurried down the mountain.

This party, which could have become a literary event, was disturbed by Lin Fengjin's fart......

However, after going down the mountain, he saw that the entire academy was full of people, and the old man actually stood up trembling again, didn't he go back to recuperate?

Lin Feng asked only to find out that the disciples of the Non-Attack Academy and the Wude Academy, who had parted ways halfway, had also come to Tianchang Academy.

They originally planned to go to Chuting City, but they heard in the middle of the road that there was a torrential rain, and the mountain flood washed away so that the road was cut off, and they were afraid that it would not be repaired for ten days and half a month, and even if it was repaired, it was estimated that they would face the danger of a mudslide breaking out at any time, so Xuezheng, who led the team, also felt that he could not joke with the lives of his academy elites, and could only visit Tianchang Academy according to the original plan.

Lin Fengjin and they returned at this time, and they just happened to catch up with this welcoming scene, one by one they could only drink saliva to clean up their clothes, and lined up again to welcome, in a hurry, they actually gathered the etiquette music for greeting, and the gongs and drums and chimes were also on the field, and they finally did not lose their dignity, but seeing the trembling self-standing appearance of Mr. Shen to Mr. Shen, it is estimated that he is also seriously injured, and he will have to be seriously ill afterwards.

Seeing such a situation, Lin Fengjin immediately smiled, as the so-called time and place are favorable, with the current momentum, he only needs to skillfully strategize, wouldn't it be much smoother than the other plan he had drawn up before?

So Lin Fengjin first found Lewd Fu and Lin De, whispered a few words, and asked them to act according to their words quickly, and then took a time to find Tu Xuezheng.

When I happened to pass by the corridor, I happened to see Tu Xuezheng and Deputy Mountain Chief Yin Qingyue standing together in the courtyard next to them, both of them had some anxiety and embarrassment on their faces, discussing something.

Lin Feng knew that Yin Qingyue, the deputy head of the mountain, was the most unsmiling one, very iron-faced, almost reprimanded when he saw someone, and he was also a little prejudiced and discriminated against the outer disciples, and Lin Fengjin also ate a lot of ranks with him. So he tidied up his clothes and appearance first, and then walked over and heard Deputy Mountain Chief Yin frowning and anxiously saying:

"Wude Academy and non-attack academy are the same! I didn't even notice it in advance, and it was really embarrassing right now! Now Nanli is the harvest season of lychees, and merchants are gathered, where is there a place to live? I even went to ask about the inn in the city, but there is only one and Datong Shop, you are so ignorant as a student! What is the matter? If it is not an important matter, don't bother me!" (To be continued......