The seventh princess Jinxiu smiled: "Brother Yong, this story is not well told." Not to mention how shameless and obscene the cowherd in the story is, this is the first failure; only to say that the seventh sister in the story, as the princess of heaven, if she wants to take a bath, she will not go to the mortal river with her sisters to take a bath, this is the second failure; besides, after taking a bath, the clothes of the seventh sister are gone, but the sisters who have clothes fly away, leaving a younger sister, where is there sisterhood? This is the third failure; the seventh sister met a thief who stole clothes, and not only did she not correct the thief who stole the clothes on the spot, but she married the thief who stole the clothes. This is the fourth failure; not to mention, later the mother of the seventh sister directly arrested the seventh sister back to the heavenly palace without asking the reason, this is not at all what a mother should do to her daughter, this is the fifth failure; the mother of the seventh sister captured the seventh sister back to the heavenly palace, and the cowherd can catch up with the bull, which shows that the cowherd's mount must be extraordinary, such a talent, the queen mother does not know how to recruit, and also separates her own daughter and son-in-law, how can she be worthy of becoming the queen mother of the world of mothers? This is the sixth failure. The story is very bad and there is no reward. ”

Qiuqiu held a mourning stick in his hand and shouted: "Seventh Princess, I can tell a good story, and I will definitely make you satisfied." ”

Wang Jieli said: "A dog will never spit out ivory in its mouth, if you can tell a good story about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, I will satisfy your original hope of a beautiful life." ”

Qiuqiu smiled: "Although dogs can't spit out ivory in their mouths, they can always spit out dog teeth." This dog's teeth tend to be auspicious and avoid evil, and it is a good thing. If only I could tell a good story. Just marry me. ”

Wang Jieli said: "You are not my dish. I'm not your cup of tea, either. You don't have to think about it later. As long as you can tell a good story about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. I fulfill your wish for a beautiful life, but not my own marriage. ”

Qiuqiu smiled: "In addition to your two sisters marrying me, I don't know what else is a good wish in my life." ”

Shao Yong smiled and said: "Boy, your eyes only see the things in front of you, why don't you look at things in the distance? There are so many beautiful tapir goddesses waiting for you." As long as you can tell a story that satisfies the seventh sister, how about I find you a goddess and make you husband and wife?"

Qiuqiu smiled: "I still don't bother your old man." I forgot all my stories, and I can't tell them. ”

Wang Jiemei said with a smile: "Just the story about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl that you usually tell us with your kindness. Either the cowherd is shameless, or the weaver girl is promiscuous and splashing, and then the queen mother has no motherly majesty in the world. There are no less than dozens of versions of the stories and legends about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl circulating in our hometown, which are not so much a story of praising the love of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, but a story of praising the reconciliation of the lewd and shameless adulterer and the promiscuous and shameless slut. I've always wondered how this kind of brain-dead story is so talked about?"

Ba Wang said: "I'm also very strange, the cowherd is a cowherd and has no livelihood. How can you afford to raise a weaver girl? When we got along together, we also gave birth to two children. How did the Weaver Girl, who is accustomed to living in the Heavenly Palace, get used to living in the Cowherd's house? The Weaver Girl is the seventh princess of the Heavenly Palace, and there are no maids and guards, who would believe it? The Weaver Girl can't walk when she sees the Cowherd, and the Cowherd pulls her home to be his wife when she sees the Weaver Girl. Even though the Cowherd dared to fly to the sky to rescue the Weaver Girl by sitting on the old cowhide, he only relied on an old cowhide left behind by the old cow at home after his death, and as soon as the wind blew, the old cowhide was blown into the sky. Since the old cowhide can fly to the sky, why does the cowherd not practice immortal magic powers? Why does he not become a god? If he becomes a god, this can be regarded as the pursuit of love. But according to legend, the Cowherd did not cultivate immortals and became gods, and eventually died of old age. This story sounds very unpleasant. There are only some Xiao Qi San, who always fantasize that one day, a fairy will fly down from the sky, and she is the daughter of the Lingxiao Heavenly Emperor, who is in estrus, and pushes Xiao Qi San down and rapes her, and she is merry. ”

Cowherd was extremely annoyed, and a colorful four-heart fire rose all over his body, and he said hatefully: "These hateful mortals, I want to send natural disasters to Xuankong Mountain in my hometown and destroy the vicious tongues of those mortals." Although I can't destroy the entire Xuankong Star World Realm and destroy the Xuankong Mountain in my hometown, I can still bear this responsibility. ”

The seventh princess Jinxiu smiled: "The husband is angry. This is all because someone deliberately slandered our husband and wife and our father and mother. If you are angry and bring a natural disaster to Xuankong Mountain, you are falling into the conspiracy of some ill-intentioned people. Now, the father and the queen mother are no longer the puppet emperors and queens of the former heavenly court, and we are no longer pawns at the mercy of our predecessors, and all the rumors about our malicious slander will naturally not be set off again. ”

Cowherd said: "I'll tell these children that we love the experience of love stories, so that they don't have to look at us in a different light." ”

The seventh princess Jinxiu smiled and said: "Husband, you are so angry, who can listen to the story you tell?"

Shao Yong said with a smile: "I just want to hear the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, only the story that comes out of your mouth is the story of your personal experience." ”

Qiu Qiudao: "We want the Seventh Princess to tell us the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, don't tell the story of Xiao Qisan." ”

Cowherd was furious, looked at Qiuqiu coldly, and said coldly: "If you talk nonsense again, I will kill you." I just slaughtered you, and my eldest brother won't turn his face against me for a rude doorman. If you want to die, you can continue to talk nonsense. ”

Wang Yongji said with a smile: "The ignorant are fearless, these little guys are not afraid of you, the ancestral god of the Divine Continent World Realm. They only have the cultivation of the innate foundation building period, and they can't see the power of the gods for hundreds of billions of miles, and they can't see the clouds of the Heavenly God Tribulation at all, so they naturally don't know how to be afraid. More importantly, they have never experienced the Heavenly Tribulation, and they don't know the horror of the Heavenly Tribulation. They still have the gate of heaven to rely on, and they are not afraid of death, and the seven princesses will always send out their divine power to protect them. It's a really fun show. ”

Cowherd said coldly: "When they become the gods of the Divine Continent World Realm, they will naturally be honest." I don't believe I can't cure these boys. It's weird. How could such a child become a person in the gate of heaven? The eldest brother is such a decent person. Why are there all these treacherous doormen? Which of you has clothes? Put on the shirtless boys. ”

Ball Fairway: "Shameless little deflated three." Don't be arrogant. He has clothes, but he doesn't wear them. ”

A cold wind suddenly blew up, making the ball shiver for a while, and hurriedly took out a red cotton jacket from the storage ring and put it on his body.

The seventh princess Jinxiu smiled and said, "Husband, you are angry with the child, but your image will fall." Wait for me to tell them our story, so that they can know the true story, so that they will not look at us in a different light. ”

Ba Wang said: "The story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl in our hometown. Some of them are circulated in the form of poems, and the Seven Princesses are invited to say them in the form of poems. In addition, why do mortals call you the Weaver Girl, and the Seventh Girl?"

The seventh princess Jinxiu smiled: "Ba Wang, you recognized the wrong person, and you are still taking revenge on me for not being your mother." As you wish, I will tell the story of my love affair with my husband in the form of poetry. As for what I call the Weaver Girl, also known as the Seven Daughters, this is easy to explain. Women are familiar with female red, and they need to thread needles and threads to weave clothes. The woman who weaves clothes is the Weaver Girl, and I am the seventh among my sisters, and I am known as the Seventh Princess. There is the title of the Seven Women. ”

Wang Jiemei said with a smile: "These titles are easy to understand, it's not enough to tell your love story in the form of poetry, this poem needs to have a limit, you can't use long and short sentences, if you use long and short sentences, it's the same as general storytelling." ”

The Seventh Princess Jinxiu smiled and said: "This is no problem, you said that you want a poem of three words, a poem of four words, a poem of five words, a poem of six words, or a poem of seven words?"

Wang Jiemei said with a smile: "It seems that it is difficult for you, the poetry of three words is about the three-character scripture, which is a word that only children learn, it is too simple." By our standards, you should write at least seven words of poetry. The words of the poem should rhyme, be catchy, and be able to speak or sing. It can't be too profound and difficult to understand, it should be easy to understand. This has to take care of some of the unresponsive listeners. ”

The seventh princess Jinxiu smiled: "This is also up to you." ”

Shao Yong said with a smile: "It seems that the seventh sister still has research on the poetry of the seven words, I will add a condition, if it is difficult to stop the seventh sister, I will meet the seventh sister's wish for a beautiful one." ”

The seventh princess Jinxiu said with a smile: "Brother Yong plus conditions, there are also awards, this condition must not be simple, but it is not too difficult." ”

Shao Yong smiled: "We want to listen to rhyming poems, and we want poems that rhyme to the end." ”

Wang Jieli said: "Seventh princess, don't promise him this, this is simply difficult for a strong man." It's not storytelling at all, it's pushing the envelope. ”

The Seventh Princess Jinxiu smiled: "This condition is no problem, otherwise, how can you know the cultural heritage of the Seven Princesses of Lingxiao Heavenly Court?"

Ba Wang said: "The people from the Heavenly Gate of Heaven have all stood up, and it is difficult for the Seventh Princess, wouldn't it damage the image of the people in our Heavenly Gate?

A pink-faced young man standing next to Wang Jieli, dressed in black, but dyed with red hair with explosive thorns, listened to Ba Wang's call, raised his hand and shouted: "I'll add a condition!"

Bawang said: "If you want to add a condition, there is no need to say it." In order to stump the Seventh Princess, at least a few conditions must be stated. ”

The pink-faced young man said: "Boss Ba, you compete with others in culture, you have to find a talented person like me Wang Jiejun who has a scholarly origin, our Wang family has been a scholarly family for generations, although we are not famous for joining the WTO, we are at least an ancient family in the hidden family." I, Wang Jiejun, am the rising star of the family, and the rising star of the rising star. ”

Ba Wang said: "Okay, okay, when you finish your set of family studies, you don't need to listen to the seventh princess tell us his love story in the form of poetry." Hurry up and say your terms. Don't say anything sour. ”

Wang Jiejun said: "Seventh princess, you chose a seven-word poem, and you want to rhyme, and rhyme to the end, this is not a problem, the key is to be like poetry and poetry, to be able to portray characters in poetry, and describe the characters vividly, flesh and blood, so that people will never forget it." The description of characters, things, scenes, and the development of feelings are indispensable. The longest poem I have ever seen does not exceed 400 sentences, and you are the seventh princess of Lingxiao Heavenly Court, and the heroine of the story, and the poem that tells the story of your love affair with the Cowherd must be at least 400 sentences, right? ”

Wang Jieli said: "Brother, you are deliberately making things difficult for the Seventh Princess. I see that you are stupid in your studies, everyone listens to the stories told by the Seventh Princess, and you are not the top student in the exam, why are you so harsh? You have to learn to be lenient to others, do you understand?"

Wang Jiejun said: "Second sister, great works must have motivation to create. The story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, which is sung by the world, is, of course, a masterpiece of the world. Don't make a mess. ”

The seventh princess Jinxiu smiled and said: "All your conditions are not difficult for me, let you see how the story I tell? If you want to listen to the story, do you want to give some applause first?" (To be continued......)