Chapter 71 Drilling the Tiger and Hating the Wind
The seventy-first round of the Tiger Hatred Wind
Unexpectedly, things changed in an instant, and the handsome Xiucai Hu Yanfei was burdened by love, and he actually killed himself with a sword because of the sad words of the eight-faced exquisite Murong Su and the jade-faced fox Xiahou Fang.
The sudden change made Murong Su and Xiahou Fang grief-stricken, and they regretted that they shouldn't hurt their thin life Langjun with angry words!
The demons were furious, and one by one they felt sorry for the death of the two peerless beauties! Some simply wailed and cried, and some even went into a coma several times due to grief...
All the people present were filial sons and grandsons at that moment, mourning for the two peerless beauties. It's just that no one is willing to show off his handsome face, so he shed a tear.
The Northern Yin Wind Mao Su, and the Xuanwu Cold Ice Liu Tang are also the same, crying so darkly, in pain.
"Two women who play with men's feelings are dead, is it worth your crying to death?" Someone shouted at the critical moment: "Wake up! Don't be sad for the two female devils anymore! How is the handsome face better than you? Aren't you still trapped to death by two women? You don't pee and take care of yourself, you are at best just a tool used by the two of them!"
Although the words were not good, they woke up the dreamer with a word, and Mao Su and Liu Tang had to admit that the two women were suspected of using themselves after thinking about it. I still feel a little sorry for my hatred!
"Stop the girls, right now, the top priority" Ji Bin said: "The most important thing is to quickly elect the leading brother, and hell is the opposite! ”
"Yes, yes, people don't walk without heads, birds don't fly without heads, you have to elect the leading brother!" someone agreed.
"However, no one will accept anyone, who will do this leading brother?" Some people are suspicious, some people are worried! Some people have ghosts.
"Simply!" someone said: "Let's have a martial arts competition, whoever wins will be the leading big brother, he is the king of Hades!"
"That's a good idea! I'll see it!" someone responded.
"But who's going to be the champion? who's going to be the referee?"
"This is easy to do, you don't need to fight the master, whoever thinks you can do it! As for the referee, it is better to say, we are all referees! Who wins and who loses will be known on the spot. ”
"It's good! good!"
"Everyone, please be quiet!" Whirlwind Lao Ji Bin said: "Everyone be quiet and listen to me." ”
The scene immediately fell silent.
"The martial arts contest that everyone said just now is a good way," Ji Bin said, "But, time waits for no one! Think about it, will the king of Hades wait until we stand up and fight to determine the leader of the alliance? Will he watch us rebel and ignore it?"
"What then?" there was a rare calm.
"It is impossible for Hades to let us slaughter. Whirlwind Old Ji Bin continued: "If that's the case, before we thunder and decide the alliance leader, the rescue of the king of Hades will arrive." By then it will be too late. ”
The demons woke up like a dream. Someone asked, "Then what do you say?"
"I propose. The whirlwind elder said: "How about letting Mao Su and Brother Liu Tang be the leading big brother together?"
"Good, good, good!" echoed in unison.
"Okay, what's good?" I don't know who said: "Two leaders, who will call the shots after overthrowing the king of Hades?"
"Who, stand up and speak!" Mao Su shouted, but no one answered.
"What kind of hero is a man who shrinks his head and brains?" Liu Tang shouted.
"Lao Tzu has never admitted that he is a hero!" The voice said: "Lao Tzu has been a villain all these years!" The voice is clear and audible, but everyone just can't find where the person is?
"This master!" Ji Bin clenched his fists and said, "How about you please come out and meet?"
"Who are you scolding, who are you scolding?" A person came out of the ground and pointed at Ji Bin unrelentingly, saying, "Who are you scolding? Who is a master?"
The man was no more than a foot tall, but he was surprisingly fat, about the same height as his waist, as round as a ball. Holding a meter-long cane, the person is half a cut shorter than the cane. The funniest thing is that he doesn't take off his head with his main crutch, and he probably can't get it with his figure.
Ji Bin was amused when he saw it, and hugged his fists and said: "I really can't say short words in front of the man, it turns out that it is a tiger who burrows into the ground and hates the wind! I haven't seen you for many years, where did you hide to have a convulsion?"
"I said whirlwind, old man, when can you put a human word in your asshole?" the Drill Tiger chased Ji Bin with a cane to fight. Ji Bin pretended to dodge and teased: "I still said it! You are about the same height standing and lying down, like a ball, what are you doing with a cane, but it turned out to be to beat people!"
"Damn, your little old man is the most damaged, and it will get in your way with me on crutches!"
"Okay, okay!" said the whirlwind, "I won't mess with you, let's get down to business." ”
When it comes to getting down to business, the focus naturally returns to who is going to do the business of the Lord of Hell.
"Son!" said the whirlwind, "what do you claim?"
"Do I have a claim?" said the Driller: "I advocate that after going to hell, everyone will take turns to be the king of Hades, one person for a day or a year, do you think it's okay?"
"Not good!" objected the whirlwind.
"Why can't it be?" said the Drill Tiger: "This is the fairest, saving someone to be the emperor and someone to be the eunuch." ”
"I look at you!" The whirlwind said, "This little man can't let out adult farts!"
"What do I mean by that?" said the Driller, "I'm taking the lead in advocating democracy, opposing hereditary, and opposing the imperial system!
"No, it's not good!" said the whirlwind, "Ask everyone, is this feasible for you?"
"No! no.......
"Why can't you do it? I think it's okay, do you take turns to defeat the king of Hades!" Ha Lu haha...... "There are a lot of people who can't do it." There are also many people in favor of it. For a while, there was a lot of commotion.
"Be quiet, listen to me. The Driller said, "If it really doesn't work, I still have a way." ”
"If there's a fart, let it go!" said Whirlwind, a little impatient.
"It's easy to say!" said the Driller, "Whoever kills Hades will do it, this idea is feasible, right?"
"What a fart!" said the whirlwind, "as you say, wouldn't that be a big mess?" Besides, people don't walk without heads, birds don't fly without heads, how can such a huge team be done without anyone to grasp it? You say, how can it be done?"
"This, this ....... The Drill Tiger was speechless for a moment. I was bored and hid aside.
Just when the demons were at a stalemate, the bull-headed horse face and the black and white impermanence quietly surrounded them with the soldiers of hell...
When the demons found out, they were surrounded by soldiers.
"We're surrounded by soldiers, what should we do?" someone panicked.
"What should I do, run away!" the crowd immediately became chaotic.
"Everyone, don't mess up!" At the critical time, Mao Su shouted loudly: "Everyone, listen to me, don't be afraid, it's all a death anyway, instead of being captured, it's better to fight with one, listen to me, kill the king of Hades first, and talk about the rest of the questions later." ”
Mao Su is worthy of being a talent, and he showed the demeanor of a general at a critical time, and everyone responded immediately to his initiative.
"Kill, kill Hades and get out of hell!" shouted to kill, deafening.
Mao Su and Liu Tang didn't care about arguing about who would be in charge of hell, so they took the lead in joining forces to kill in a hurry!
"Okay," looking at Mao Su of the Northern Yin Wind, the Drill Tiger said, "Okay, I see this kid is okay!"
"Go out of the way!" said the whirlwind, "don't let people squash your head." ”
"you!" said the Driller, "You, you!"
"Didn't I just say you ball!" the whirlwind laughed and joined the fight.
The burrowing tiger is naturally afraid of being stepped on, so he finds a high place and looks around.
Among the tens of thousands of devils, there are many people with high mana, and what can they do with these ghosts and ghosts led by bull heads and horses and black and white impermanence? After several charges, the officers and men were defeated, scattered and fled...
Tens of thousands of devils poured ............. murderous tide towards the Hades Palace.
The helpless king of Hades ordered black and white impermanence and bull head and horse face, regrouped the stragglers and defeated generals, and the town palace official led the men and horses to block, and he pulled the urging judge to hurry away from the side door, who knew that as soon as he arrived at the door, he was blocked by the demons...
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