Chapter 115 Jade Mirror Goddess Nanmen Love
The one hundred and fifteenth Jade Mirror Goddess Nanmen Love
The fierce battle between Gongsun Bao and Yu Wencong, the fish-eater, can be described as thrilling! The two big devils fought from the boat to the air, and then from the water to the water, and then from the water to the ...... boat. Dozens of backs and forths were beaten straight like swords! Thunder rolled, waves crashed on the shore!
The two of them fought hard, only to dazzle Ermao.
"It's amazing!" When the fish-eater was amazed, Yu Wencong struggled to make a mountain and sea of shots, and he simply knocked the fish-eater down from mid-air and fell towards the bow of the boat.
Standing at the bow of the boat to look out, the Liu family saw that the fish-eater had been knocked down and was about to dodge, but the fish-eater had arrived, and the Liu family would not be able to dodge, for fear that the fish-eater would hurt himself, so he hurriedly took the harpoon in his hand and slashed it, and coincidentally, the fork cut through the fish-eater's skin! The fish-eater's stomach was like a big water bag that had been pierced, and the water was flowing in all directions in an instant. As the pressure of the water expanded, the pierced hole became bigger and bigger, and at the end of the day, Hula poured out the bag of water. The water of Weishan Lake suddenly rose sharply, and the flat ground was several meters deep, flooding a large amount of land.
Look at the fish-eating man Gongsun Bao has shrunk into a villain.
"Gongsun Bao, I'll take you back to hell!" Ermao played the light technique to lock the fish-eater, and with words in his mouth, he pushed the window and looked at the moon to beat the fish-eater back to hell.
Let's go back and talk about the night wandering spirit with Pig Pig to see the Jade Mirror Goddess Nanmen Ai! Then Nanmen Love is hidden under the jujube tree outside the door of Piggy's house.
"I didn't expect these demons to work so hard, it seems that they want to attack my family! Fortunately, I didn't go to Weishan Lake with Uncle Ermao!"
"The Jade Mirror Goddess Nanmen Ai will come out and see each other!" the Night Wanderer shouted, and the Jade Mirror Goddess Nanmen Ai appeared in her original form.
"Nanmen Love!" the Night Wanderer said, "This is the Pig Man who is making trouble in the underworld and has been ordered to capture us! ”
"This goddess has already seen him a few times, and she knows him!" Nanmen Ai, the goddess of the jade mirror, is very arrogant: "Night Wandering Soul! You are full of food and all over the world! What are you doing to attract him?"
"You know me," said Piggy before the Night Spirit could speak, "so it will save me a lot of trouble, just say it! I want you to do me a favor!"
"Me?"
"Uh-huh!"
"We don't agree with each other!"
"Since I am looking for you, I have the common interests of you and me!"
"Not interested!" The Jade Mirror Goddess Nanmen loves to raise her legs and has to go.
"Do you think you're still going to be able to walk in front of me?"
"So what?"
"Two routes you choose!"
"Tell me about it!" Nanmen, the goddess of the jade mirror, couldn't twist her little arms but couldn't twist her thighs, but she still turned around.
"One, I'm going to send you back to hell now!"
"Two?"
"Second, you helped me break the makeup technique of Mr. Skillful Hand!"
"What about the conditions?"
"There is only one, let you go back to hell at the least!"
"Enough!" said the Jade Mirror Goddess, "I hope you keep your promise!"
"A gentleman's words are hard to chase!" Pig Pig is very happy, he has finally managed to get the Jade Mirror Goddess! However, this is not the first time that he has made a promise to the Jade Mirror Goddess today. The Jade Mirror Goddess Nanmen Ai is not the first, and she casually left hidden dangers for the future and caused a big trouble!
Let's talk about Zhang Qiangping's handsome daughter-in-law falling from the sky, which is a matter of envy and jealousy for Zhang Shan. Some time ago, he called the whole village, young and old, together with a haunted ghost in the middle of the night, to bid farewell to everyone, and told everyone that his parents had told him a family in the underworld and asked him to get married overnight, causing a lot of ghost trouble! In the end, Chen Baohua, Zhang Wei, Zhang Qiang, and Zhang He went to the ghost mountain at night to rescue themselves, and brought their parents' daughter-in-law back to the yang world. Unexpectedly, the daughter-in-law brought back was actually the sister of Chen Baohua's wife Xiao Fang, who performed a play in order to complete a common mission.
The woman who looked at Zhang Qiang. Zhang Shan wants to be in the wrong. Fantasizing about the dream of a handsome daughter-in-law falling from the sky like Zhang Qiang! In a bad mood, I couldn't help but drink a few more glasses. Soon he was drunk!
Late at night, Zhang Shan, who had a dry mouth, woke up from his sleep, and his first demand was to pee and drink. He fumbled to turn on the light, his eyes half-open and dim drunk, his arms propped up his aching and aching body, and his feet stood on the ground in shock!
"Who?" he exclaimed, and he slumped to the edge of the bed, his unfinished drunkenness gone. He thought it was a hallucination, and when he stared at it again, it was indeed a long-haired woman sitting on her own sofa.
"You, you, you, are you a human or a ghost!" Zhang Shan trembled all over, and his pants were wet.
The woman kept her head down and was silent. Long hair covered the face motionless......
Zhang Shan calmed down a little, and boldly walked over tentatively, wanting to see if the woman was a human or a ghost, and the woman still bowed her head and did not move.
He picked up a fly swatter from his side, leaned over and stretched out his arms, and used the fly swatter to pick at the woman's hair. Trying to see the woman's face. Just the moment he picked up the woman's hair. What he saw was a skeletal face! He was so frightened again that he sat down on the ground and almost passed out .......
Before he could get up, the long-haired woman stood up from the sofa and walked towards Zhang Shan.
"You, you," Zhang Shan half-sat on the ground and pointed at the woman and said, "Don't come here!"
"Don't be afraid!" the woman stepped forward and said, "It's me!"
"Who are you, a human or a ghost?" Zhang Shan's face turned green! he didn't even dare to look at her, and covered his face with one hand.
"Dear!" the woman took two steps forward: "Of course I'm human!
When I heard that it was a big beauty! Zhang Shan was moved. The lustful eye peeked through the cracks of his fingers. At first glance, I was overjoyed! Sure enough, it was a great beauty! I stopped covering my face with my hands, and my eyes widened to see that the beautiful woman was the beauty of the country and the fragrance of the country!
"This woman is too charming!" Zhang Shan looked at the beauty and became wary: "I'm afraid it's not a good thing! So, he cautiously asked: "Since you are a beauty, what is the ...... when I lifted your hair just now?"
"What is it?" the woman interrupted him and said, "A big girl's family, you are so unreasonable, you have scared people into blue faces!"
"The face is blue?" Zhang Shan muttered in his heart: "Could it be that I was dazzled just now?" Zhang Shan was very confused.
"I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade! I almost scared people!" the woman complained shyly.
"Then, why did I ask you at the beginning, you didn't say it?" Zhang Shan still had doubts.
"Are people shy when they see you for the first time! You don't know how to be polite!" the woman said in a wrying manner, "You still pick at people's hair!"
"So where are you from, how did you come to my house, and how did you get into my house? A series of question marks made the woman a little uncomfortable.
"Doesn't this mean that you don't trust people!" the woman snorted and pretentiously.
"It's not that I don't believe you!, but I have to ask a lot of things!"
"Hmph! If it weren't for Zhang Qiang's sister asking me to come, I wouldn't have come to be suspicious of you!" looked very aggrieved: "Besides, you were drunk when my sister sent me here at night, and the door was not locked, so I could naturally come in!"
"Ao!" Zhang Shan suddenly realized! Instantly moved with pity and pity: "My sister turned out to be sisters with Zhang Qiang's younger sisters!" Zhang Shan hurriedly apologized and said: "It's me who is wrong!
(To be continued......)