Chapter 44 What should martial arts people do if they have no money to eat
Fortunately, after experiencing the situation of the fat man last time, Shao Weijie was prepared, and before he vomited, he hurriedly took out a bag for him to carry!
This Wuyazi's profound internal strength is not a lie, compared to the fat man, the control of the body is so good that I don't know how much, I don't need them to stop for treatment, after a few breaths, Wuyazi will return to normal.
He is back to normal, but the atmosphere is very awkward for a while, and the taste of being slapped in the face before he finishes speaking is uncomfortable, the most important thing is that Wu Yazi is still dragging the garbage bag that he just vomited in his hand.
None of them spoke, all looking down at their fingernails. After all, he is an elder in his seventies, and this bit of face still has to be given.
After being so embarrassed for more than two hours, Shao Weijie almost counted how many palm prints he had, and the car finally landed at the place.
As soon as the car door opened, Wu Yazi fled as if he had to run out with his bag, and after a while he came back with a calm expression, but at this time he was empty-handed.
However, Shao Weijie and they did not pierce it.
"Ahem. ”
Wu Yazi cleared his throat and said as usual: "Shall we continue to hurry now, or find an inn around here to rest?"
Of course, it doesn't matter if he takes a break or not, he can't wait to kill the enemy in front of Ding Chunqiu immediately, but it's a pity that this road is far away and can't be rushed, and now that he is doing things under people, he must have a way to ask for the opinion of the leader, isn't it?
Shao Weijie saw that it was still early, so he looked at the two fat men and wanted to ask their opinions.
The fat man touched his belly and said curtly: "Brother Jie, it's been several hours back and forth, why don't we go first and find a place to fill our belly?"
Shao Weijie thought about it, they haven't reached the realm of not eating grains yet, they still have to eat.
The few of them hid the hovercar in a col and covered it a little with weeds. Under the guidance of the steel egg, all the way to the west, a short distance to see a market town.
When I entered the market town, I saw that there were many people wearing national costumes everywhere, which was very different from the Central Plains. I found another inn, and after waiting for the table, Wu Yazi finally realized that something was wrong.
"Child, what kind of special food do you have here?" the fat man exclaimed as soon as it was served.
A shopkeeper who was obviously dressed as a Han family hurriedly stepped forward and greeted: "We have pancakes, crusts, and local specialties for dough sheets, what do the guest officers want to have?"
The fat man frowned when he heard this: "You don't have any meat!"
"Forehead ......" The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, he saw that Shao Weijie and the others were all short-haired and beardless, and said where did the monk come from, and immediately reacted when he heard the fat man's question, and sneered, "Our store has special boiled meat and mutton, what do you want from the guest officer?"
"Let's go the same way, let's serve eight bowls of noodles first!" said the fat man magnificently.
"A bowl of decay is enough!" Wu Yazi saw that the fat man had ordered a little too much, and reminded him.
The fat man turned his head and glanced at Wuyazi, as if he had just discovered such a person, and said to the shopkeeper: "Then come to Jiuwan!"
Wu Yazi: ?
What's the situation, you didn't count yourself at all just now?
I don't know if it was because the ancient times were slow to light the fire and cook, or Shao Weijie They ordered a little too much, and they waited for nearly half an hour for their meals to be counted.
It is said that half the size eats the poor old man, and these three boys are more able to eat after practicing martial arts, and several people are eating while ordering, and the bowls and pans containing the meals are full of tables.
But in the end, only the fat man was left to fight hard there.
Wu Yazi had been brushing his beard lightly on the side, watching the three of them eat with a smile on his face, this slightly warm scene couldn't help but remind him of the scene he used to teach his disciples.
No wonder it is always said that when people are old, they love to reminisce about the past, which may be the joy of family.
Seeing that these people had finally finished eating, Wu Yazi put his hand into his arms and groped for a while, and suddenly his face became a little sad.
When it was over, I got out of the car in a hurry, and I just cared about throwing the bag and forgot to take the baggage......
Wu Yazi couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, and his posture of wanting to pay stiffened, and he picked up the tea in front of him as usual and savored it.
"Have you eaten enough?" asked Shao Weijie to a few people.
"Enough. Da Chun's tone was still short and firm.
The fat man touched his round belly and said with a smile: "It's almost, last time I saw a health expert say that you should eat less and more meals, and it is most appropriate to eat seven or eight points full at a meal!"
Shao Weijie pursed his lips in disgust, and gestured with his eyes again.
Wu Yazi didn't speak, nodded slightly in response, and still tasted the tea with the comfort of the old god, as if this tea was some kind of excellent tea.
Eh, Shao Weijie was stunned for a moment. Isn't this old man so unconscious? When he goes out to eat with the new leader, he doesn't know how to rush to pay for it?
Still put aside the tea, don't think I didn't see it, the tea foam in your cup is almost cleaned by you.
Cough. Shao Weijie coughed lightly, and then gestured with his eyes to Wu Yazi.
It's not that he has to ask Wuyazi to give money, it's that a few of them don't have any money on anyone except him.
Wu Yazi's eyes widened, looking innocent and ignorant, saying What do you think I'm doing? I don't understand!
It's not a way to spend it like this, and the shopkeeper next to them looked at them a little wrong.
Shao Weijie smashed his lips and said leisurely: "Old Wu, no matter how much you swoop the cup, it's about to break." A few of us came out in a hurry, you see if you put the money on first, and then you will be reimbursed when you return to the company!"
Seeing Shao Wei Jieming say, Wuyazi couldn't pretend anymore, so he had to put down the teacup in embarrassment, and said with a wry smile: "President, it's not that I don't want to give, I can't do anything, I walked in a hurry and got all entangled in the car." ”
Well, that's a bit embarrassing.
Shao Weijie threw his last hope on the fat man and Da Chun. The fat man reached into his trouser pocket, pulled out two bills, and smiled in motion.
Da Chun proposed: "Why don't we flip through it, what valuable things do we have to make up?"
Depend on!
"The four of us are also the top masters of the entire martial arts, that is the existence of stomping on the martial arts and having to shake three shocks, you actually told me that we have to rely on money to eat a meal?"
Shao Weijie rolled his eyes and said depressedly: "This is spread out, how will we mix in the rivers and lakes in the future!"
"But if you eat the overlord meal, you don't have to mix it up!" the fat man said.
"I still don't believe it!" Shao Weijie slapped the table and stood up and said, "I can't make money as a top martial arts master?
"This will work!" The fat man's eyes rolled, and he suddenly understood that this guy was trying to slip away, and echoed, "I'll be a helper for you!"
"I'll go too!" Da Chun said quite righteously, "This kind of humiliating thing, how can you let your brothers go alone, I will accompany you! Even if you can't do anything, you can just clap your hands and applaud on the side!"
Shao Weijie complained, but he didn't poke it, patted Da Chun's shoulder and said approvingly: "It is worthy of being my good brother, let's go to the street together!"
With that, he slipped out the door as if they were fleeing......
He was left alone to sit at the table full of scraps, messy alone.
"The old immortals of the stars, the mana is boundless, the immortal blessings are eternal, and the longevity is with the sky. ”
As soon as Shao Weijie and his wife stepped out of the threshold, they saw a group of strange people marching in a long line on the street.
This group of people was organized and disciplined, playing flutes, playing suona, beating gongs and drums, and the rest of the people shouted slogans in unison.
"The old immortal of the stars, the law drives the Central Plains, the magic power is vast, and the magic power is boundless. ”
Shao Weijie and the fat man glanced at each other, this is the one who met the Star Sect?
Wu Yazi, who was in the hall, also heard the roar outside, and hurried out excitedly, just in time to see this group of people coming from a distance.
"Hey, you guys stop, you want to eat the overlord meal!"
Seeing the ghostly speed of a few people disappearing, the children in the store hurriedly caught up, and happened to see the people of the Star Sect coming in groups, so they covered their mouths in shock, retracted back into the store, and temporarily kindly pulled the cliffless in front of them.
"Come in quickly, they are the demons of the Star Sect, and they kill people without blinking!"
Wu Yazi glanced at the shopkeeper in surprise, waved his hand and said, "It's okay." ”
Shao Weijie, who was standing outside the door, had the corners of his mouth upturned. happened to be short of money, so God sent someone to help him pay for it!
He approached the fat man's side, whispered a few words, and then turned around and pulled Da Chun back to the store.
I could only hear the fat man behind him shouting outside: "The old monster of the stars, if you want to die or not, the sky will thunder and split, and the bones will be scattered!"
This roar did not attract the star faction outside the door, but first scared the surrounding shop owners half to death, and quickly closed all the doors and windows, for fear of being affected by the pond fish.
The nearest shopkeeper turned pale with fright, and ran to the backyard with a crawl. The other diners and shopkeepers in the store also ran straight to the backyard in a panic.
"Hey, don't go!" Shao Weijie shouted at the shopkeeper, "I called someone to pay the bill, why did you run away again?"
When the shopkeeper saw Shao Weijie calling him, he ran faster, and he only hated his parents for giving birth to two legs.
"He Fangxiao is small, dare to insult my Star Sect!"
Outside the door, a group of Xingshu sect disciples chased the fat man into the inn and shouted loudly!
"It's him!" the fat man pointed at Shao Weijie very unjustly.
The disciple of the Xingzhu Sect led by him held a long knife in his hand, pointed the tip of the knife at Shao Weijie's face and shouted, "You shouted just now?"
"Yes!" Shao Weijie shook his head and pointed at Wu Yazi, "It's just that he instructed it!"
The disciple was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart how these people are like the disciples of their own sect, they are too special and not righteous, not to mention each other, and push an old man out of the top bag.
He deflected the tip of the knife again, pointed at Wu Yazi and said, "Is it you old thing, instructing people to insult our master outside?
Eh, Shao Weijie was stunned, are all the disciples of this Star Sect so inflated?
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The daily life of Xiaopu Street: I always thought that the great god should be very happy, but in fact...... I can't imagine their happiness.