Chapter 97 catches the interesting facts of the week
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Xiao Dongyong's first birthday was also held in Li Zhiyong's house.
For the first birthday of Xiao Dong Yong, Li Zhiyong and Li Zhiyong's wife Li Zhang have invested even more.
The reason is that Li Zhiyong originally liked Xiao Dong Yong, and later Li Zhiyong was promoted and made a fortune, and Li Zhiyong attributed his promotion and fortune to Xiao Dong Yong, so Li Zhiyong Dong Yong and Xiao Dong Yong liked it even more.
Therefore, in the eyes of ordinary people, Dong Yong and Li Zhiyong are more like a father and son. Xiao Dong Yong was brilliantly lying in Li Zhiyong's arms and refused to come down.
Dong Yong's father, director, and son, Xiao Dong Yong, don't look like a father and son, why do you say that?
Because, after a period of time, Dong Yong's father went to Li Zhiyong's house in Lijiaxiang, and he also wanted to hug his precious son.
Who knows what the way is?
Xiao Dongyong was quiet in the arms of Li Zhiyong and Li Zhiyong's wife Li Zhang, but when he arrived in the arms of the director, he cried and cried.
In desperation, Dong Yong's father and director had no choice but to hug Xiao Dong Yong and Li Zhiyong's wife Li Zhang.
At this time, Dong Yong's father, the director, has an unspeakable grievance.
"This stinky boy, even Lao Tzu can't recognize it?" This is the thought in the heart of Dong Yong's father. However, the directors are just thinking this in their hearts. If the director really said this idea, wouldn't it make the neighbors laugh and lose their teeth?
......。
In Li Zhiyong's house in Lijia Lane, it was full of guests and friends.
This time, Xiao Dong Yong's first birthday seems to have more guests than when he was full moon wine.
Therefore, Xiao Dong Yong's first birthday looks more grand than the full moon wine.
After the guests who came to Li Zhiyong's house ate some snacks, it was time to wait for the auspicious time to catch Zhou.
The auspicious time has arrived.
Xiao Dong Yong's grasp of the week has begun.
First of all, Xiao Dongyong was placed on the mat on the ground, and then all kinds of tools were placed around Xiao Dongyong.
This is the list of weeks in ancient times
1. Books: can read and become literati
2. Pen and ink: will become an official
3. Seal: powerful, will be a big official
4. Abacus: will be a businessman, suitable for business
5. Coins: will be rich in the future
6. Chicken legs: blessed, it means that you will not have to worry about food and clothing in your life
7. Ruler: You can become a craftsman in the future
8. Green onion: represents smart
9. Garlic: It means that it is good at calculation
10. Celery: represents hard work
11. Straw: suitable for agricultural work
12. Sword: can be an officer
14. Syringe (in ancient times, doctors in our country, that is, Langzhong, generally used gold needles to treat diseases, and the syringe was a box containing gold needles): suitable for doctors
These various weekly props have a variety of meanings.
So, which prop will Xiao Dongyong choose?
Those guests were all wide-eyed and watched how Xiao Dong Yong chose.
The most nervous thing is Dong Yong's father, the director, who of course hopes that Dong Yong will choose those lives that he thinks are more upscale. After all, if Dong Yong chooses those professions that the directors think are relatively low-grade, the directors still feel a little insulting.
Xiao Dongyong began to choose the props for the week.
The guests started to make trouble.
This is also a custom, and it is said that in this way, you can really see whether children will really develop towards the profession or meaning represented by the Zhou props.
All of a sudden, Li Zhiyong's house in Lijia Lane was very lively.
The shouts of the guests came and went.
"Book": This is the shout of some guests who think that Xiao Dongyong should become a literati.
"Pen and ink": This is the shouting of some guests who think that Xiao Dongyong should become an official.
"Seal": This is the shout of some guests who think that Xiao Dongyong should be a big official.
"Abacus": This is the shouting of some guests who think that Xiao Dongyong should be a businessman.
"Coins": This is the shout of some guests who think that Xiao Dong Yong should be very rich in the future.
"Chicken legs": This is the shout of some guests who think that Xiao Dongyong should be blessed.
"Ruler": This is the shout of some guests who think that Xiao Dongyong should become a craftsman.
"Green onion": This is the shout of some guests who think that Xiao Dongyong should be smart.
"Garlic": This is the shout of some guests who think that Xiao Dong Yong should be good at calculating.
"Celery": This is the shout of some guests who think that Xiao Dongyong should be industrious.
"Straw": This is the cry of some guests who think that Xiao Dongyong should be a farmer.
"Sword": This is the shout of some guests who think that Xiao Dongyong should be able to be an officer.
"Syringe": This is the shouting of some people who think that Xiao Dong Yong should be a guest in Langzhong.
Xiao Dongyong began to catch Zhou, and the show appeared.
However, Xiao Dong Yong's actions made all the guests who participated in Xiao Dong Yong's Zhou ceremony dumbfounded.
What's wrong?
Xiao Dong Yong almost moved with the voice.
So......
When a guest shouted "book", Xiao Dongyong picked up the book in the guest's shout.
When a guest shouts "pen and ink", Xiao Dong Yong picks up the pen and ink in the guest's shout.
When a guest shouts "seal", Xiao Dongyong picks up the seal in the guest's shout.
When a guest shouted "abacus", Xiao Dongyong picked up the abacus in the guest's shouting.
When a guest shouted "coins", Xiao Dongyong picked up the coins in the guest's shouts.
When a guest shouted "chicken legs", Xiao Dongyong picked up the chicken legs in the guest's shouting.
When a guest shouts "ruler", Xiao Dongyong picks up the ruler in the guest's shout.
When a guest shouted "green onion", Xiao Dong Yong picked up the green onion in the guest's shout.
When a guest shouted "garlic", Xiao Dongyong picked up the garlic in the guest's shout.
When a guest shouted "celery", Xiao Dongyong picked up the celery in the guest's shout.
When a guest shouted "straw", Xiao Dong Yong picked up the straw in the guest's shout.
When a guest shouted "sword", Xiao Dong Yong picked up the sword in the guest's shout.
When a guest shouted "syringe", Xiao Dongyong picked up the syringe in the guest's shout.
With such a scene, can these guests who came to participate in Xiao Dong Yong's weekly ceremony not be dumbfounded?
Therefore, these guests who participated in Xiao Dong Yong's Zhou ceremony simply kept their mouths shut.
The result?
The guests who participated in Xiao Dong Yong's Zhou ceremony did not shout, and Xiao Dong Yong did not grasp any kind of things. Originally, the syringe that Xiao Dong Yong was holding in his hand was also put down when these guests stopped shouting.
Therefore, Xiao Dong Yong's hands are now empty.
It seems that Xiao Dongyong is crazy alone.
Man's madness is an unwarranted manifestation of man's desire for self-expression. When people are despised or even ignored for various reasons, they will do everything possible to find opportunities to express themselves in order to arouse people's attention and favor for themselves. This opportunity is naturally best for people (births, guests, even elders or superiors). Because at this time, it is often hindered by affection and negligence of vigilance, and the contemptible person will greatly succeed, and he must behave in a fiery manner. This kind of performance, because of its instinct and subconscious, seems to be both stubborn and willful, but also honest and lovely, sometimes even to the point of insolence and disgusting. So people ridiculed him as crazy.
When people come mad, they should be more than children. Please ask yourself, didn't you ever go crazy when you were a child? So-and-so is a complete person who is crazy. I heard my mother say that I didn't like to talk when I was a child, and I didn't like to go crazy, and I was very well-behaved. But once someone comes to the house, once it goes to a crowded place, it is abnormal, crying so dark that no matter how it sways and coaxes, it will not help. At the age of five or six, the spirit of madness is still prominent. As long as there is someone in the family, whether it is close or sparse, ugly or beautiful, so-and-so and his younger brother will deliberately run around in front of people, crazy and crazy, and naturally occasionally take the opportunity to make an unreasonable request to his mother. Sometimes, when my mother was preparing to entertain guests, he would stomp around the door of the house like a dog looking for an oil gourd, and when he was lucky, he would get the gift of a tofu bun or an oil kang bun. There are also people who go crazy, but the younger brother is very stupid, can't control the heat, and often self-defeating, not only can not achieve the purpose of self-expression, but on the contrary, it will attract a few curses and reprimands. So-and-so also has a cousin who stutters slightly, but so-and-so cousin is definitely the best at going crazy. No matter who came to the house, the cousin of so-and-so would not leave, either he could go up and down, or he was so sticky that he had no face and no skin, or he stuttered for a long time and couldn't come up with a complete sentence, so angry that his aunt couldn't stop glaring at him. And the high level of so-and-so cousin lies in this, the more he looks, the more crazy he becomes. What's even more annoying and annoying is that every time there is a wedding or funeral in the village or a full moon on his wife's birthday, a certain cousin is present, and he is lying on the ground crying and not getting up, blocking the door of the new daughter-in-law, and holding firewood and making noise to eat red eggs...... And the more people there are, the more energetic they are, the more they stammer, the more rampant they become, and the more people pull and persuade, the more they seem to be crazy, and their spirit is as majestic as a rainbow.
The spirit of madness is not the preserve of children, and adults are no slouch. It's just that with the growth of age and the deepening of education, the average person has slowly converged or even died, but there are also people who will not change much when they die. For example, General Huwei of the Tang Dynasty, in addition to the reputation of "killing a trip to bite the gold", is also a crazy gatherer. He doesn't care about the etiquette of emperors, prime ministers and monarchs and ministers, as long as there are many people, he can't help but point to the sky and the earth, and make a lot of noise, for a moment of happiness and excitement. Zhu Bajie's hobby is only interested in women, the more beautiful the more women, the more powerful his crazy spirit is. Ah Q is also a famous person who has gone crazy. You see, when he is alone, he either eats fennel beans or catches lice, and he is amazingly well-behaved, and when he comes or in public, he speaks so much about his mother's things that he does to the point where he goes crazy for a while in the face of the executioner—and the circle of the death penalty is drawn in a heroic and tragic manner. There is also the cousin of so-and-so, who is now an old man, and his crazy attitude has never changed. Whoever has something to do or has a visitor, so-and-so's cousin still has to meet them one by one, and he still has to stammer. Once, the matchmaker introduced the object to the cousin and grandson of the so-and-so, and the first time he entered the door, he didn't wait for the cousin's grandson to talk to the girl, but the cousin of the so-and-so chattered for half an hour, and the girl Xiaokun was so angry that she leaned around, said goodbye, turned around and left.
Time, a moment has passed, and the auspicious time for Xiao Dongyong to catch Zhou will soon pass.
However, Xiao Dongyong's hands are still empty.
Dong Yong's father, the director, was very anxious.
Of course, there are also Li Zhiyong and Li Zhiyong's wife Li Zhang and his wife, after all, Xiao Dongyong is the righteous son of the two of them, and Xiao Dongyong's arrest of Zhou was held in their house. If Xiao Dongyong's capture of Zhou actually fails, then Li Zhiyong and Li Zhiyong's wife Li Zhang and his wife are ...... How to meet people?
It just so happened that Li Zhang's brother Zhang Fan was also invited to Li Zhiyong's house to participate in Xiao Dongyong's Zhou ceremony.
Zhang Fan is a middle-aged strong man with a relatively upright appearance.
Zhang Fan has a daughter named Zhang Na.
The little girl Zhang Na looks a little like her aunt Li Zhang, and she also looks like a beautiful embryo.
The little girl Zhang Na was also brought over by Zhang Fan to come to relatives.
Li Zhiyong and Li Zhiyong's wife, Li Zhang, saw that Xiao Dongyong's hands were still empty, so they set their eyes on the little girl Zhang Na. Li Zhang's instructed the little girl Zhang Na: "Good sister (this title has some indescribable taste, because it seems that different generations are called like this), you used to tease your younger brother (because Xiao Dongyong is already the righteous son of Li Zhiyong and Li Zhiyong's wife Li Zhang's couple, and this is what he calls him according to his generation), let my brother catch the same thing." ”
Zhang Na followed her aunt's instructions, so the little girl Zhang Na walked towards Xiao Dongyong.
When she arrived at a place very close to Xiao Dong Yong, the little girl Zhang Na called Xiao Dong Yong to get up, "Brother, you catch it...... Scratch it. ”
The result?
Xiao Dongyong heard the voice of the little girl Zhang Na and made a move.
Everyone is outside, Xiao Dong Yong will definitely be obedient and grab a Zhou prop.
But what?
Xiao Dongyong didn't follow Zhang Na's call to catch those Zhou props, but ......?
What happened to Xiao Dong Yong?
Xiao Dongyong heard the call of the little girl Zhang Na, and the little girl Zhang Na wanted to play with him.
Therefore, Xiao Dongyong grabbed the little girl Zhang Na at once.
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