"Wow wow wow wow wow awesome awesome!"

After listening to the commentary, Tian Rose shouted, and Sister Zhenzhen, who had always been quiet, also exclaimed:

"These two titles are not easy to come by! ”

"Hahahaha"

My brother suddenly couldn't help laughing, as a party, I was embarrassed, unlike me, Xiaomei seemed to be very satisfied with her title, and at the moment she was secretly having fun. It's no wonder that I have the soul of an adult, but I am called "pure and invincible Xiao Zhengtai", which feels weird, and Xiaomei is not painful, she is a real girl, and "quiet and elegant and obedient girl" is a compliment.

Of course, not everyone understands this, and Sky Rose is a representative of this kind of person, and when she saw my disapproving look, she wondered:

"What's wrong with you two brothers? One laughs for no reason, the other doesn't like to be complimented, really. ”

My brother is an insider, but some of them are better kept secrets, so he coughed twice and said seriously:

"Ahem~ ahem, uh, that good deed person is so talented, he was able to create such a matching title, well, that's what I think. ”

"It's pretty much the same, these two titles were originally tailored for our younger brother Yue and sister Xiaomei, you say yes. ”

Tian Jiaomei looked like she should be like this, she didn't ask any questions, and the others still nodded in agreement very cooperatively.

This topic can no longer be discussed, this is my heart, so I took the opportunity to change the subject:

"It's not early, let's start the morning exercise, a few of you, are you going to be together or hurry up and review?"

I couldn't help but ask, so I asked my six roommates and siblings, and they all looked embarrassed. The elder brother saw their thoughts, and smiled:

"You guys should review it well, remember that you can't do this next year, although there is an old saying: grinding a gun in battle, if you are not happy, it is light, but if this gun kills chickens to death, how can you talk about killing the enemy in battle?"

"Well, we remembered, thank you Brother Qiang for your understanding and teaching. ”

The friends replied in unison, the elder brother smiled and didn't speak again, I glanced at the friends. Yan sù's way:

"That being the case, you will do a good job of reviewing in the last two weeks, and if anyone can't be upgraded by then, don't blame Brother Ming for turning his face and not recognizing people, hehe. ”

The friends nodded like chickens pecking rice and said:

"Definitely, definitely. Brother Ming, rest assured, we will definitely not disappoint you. ”

"Good. You can go and review in peace. I won't be gathering here for two weeks, and I trust your realization. ”

I nodded in satisfaction, and without waiting for them to answer, I ran forward first, and in the blink of an eye I was already more than ten meters away, and called back:

"Come after me!"

"What's the reward?"

"Nope!"

"Hahahaha......"

......

In the blink of an eye, more than a week has passed. The exam is coming up in three days, and today there is a mock exam. These two weeks are actually similar to the holidays, and there are no classes, which is the free revision time for the students.

The summit of Newborn Mountain. Standing in the same group of people, a group of freshmen surrounded the outstanding seniors of the three graduating classes to ask for tricks, and the atmosphere was extremely hot:

"Brother Qiang, teach a little test-taking experience. ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Qiang, but the senior brother we admire the most, you must give us some test-taking skills!"

"Two senior sisters, it's okay to talk about the key content of the examination. ”

"Yes, yes, the two worlds are so beautiful, like our guiding lights!"

......

"Okay, okay, look at you guys, it's really useless, isn't it just a small exam? How many times have I told you, my secret is: believe in yourself, take the test calmly, and play normally. ”

My brother is helpless, these younger brothers' younger brothers are too difficult, and they just can't listen to what they say, and they always think about tricks and skills.

On the other hand, the two senior sisters, Tian Rose and Liu Zhenzhen, also felt helpless, their excellent test scores were really good, but when it came to exam skills or something, they had big heads. Why is that? Because their good grades are the result of their hard work, and they naturally do well in the exams. Don't say something, which pair of big eyes staring pitifully at the junior sisters, say something, and I'm afraid of misleading people's children, what can I do?

At this moment, hearing her brother's words, the two girls' eyes lit up and they grinned:

"Dear junior sisters, you have to believe in yourself, as long as you don't get nervous and play your normal level, it's not difficult to upgrade. ”

"(⊙o⊙) Wow, senior sister has passed on experience!"

The younger siblings closed their mouths in surprise one by one, among them, Li Guikan's elf and eccentric little girlfriend, she said weakly:

"Two senior sisters, why is your experience so familiar?"

The two senior sisters were embarrassed, and Ye Mengting's little girl whimsically said:

"In my opinion, the two senior sisters didn't say it before, but they suddenly said it today, there must be more experience to share with us, think about it, isn't this the truth?"

As soon as they heard Ye Mengting's analysis, the friends felt that it was reasonable, and they wanted to ask for a few tricks, and the scene heated up sharply. The two senior sisters were embarrassed, they knew that the exam questions in the college were different every year, so what did they say?

"We do have a trick, as long as you believe it, the trick~ It's easy to say. ”

"We believe, speak quickly, and listen. ”

The little ones were shocked and said eagerly, and the two senior sisters chuckled:

"O(∩_∩)O hee-hee, the trick is ~ learn from the top students around you. ”

Xiaomei and I were watching from the wall, but I didn't know that the disaster water was on the body, and I said indignantly:

"Please call me an idiot! Why can't I remember?"

Everyone is obviously used to my dissatisfaction and laughs it off. Besides, when they heard the "tricks" of the two senior sisters, the friends were suddenly dumbfounded and complained:

"Senior sister, what kind of trick is this? When did you still make this kind of joke? ”

"We're telling the truth, look at it. Our little Zhengtai and the good girl have the appearance of being confident, and where do they have the confidence to be without a trick? ”

Xiaomei and I are the last straw for the two senior sisters, if they don't want to try to catch it, I'm afraid they will be drowned by the younger students.

After such an analysis by the two senior sisters, combined with Xiaomei's calm and unhurried expression, the friends seemed to have grasped something, and had shifted the target to the two of us, and a certain friend suddenly said:

"Brother Ming, Sister Xiaomei, you two are so kind. I won't die without help. ”

"Isn't it just an exam? Who's going to die?"

I'd like to take the opportunity to knock them up, but there's plenty of foreplay. The friends are very good, and there is a little friend who boasts that he has a good reason:

"Isn't it? If you fail an exam, you have to repeat a grade, and you can't play happily with the big stone in your heart, and more importantly. It will also be repaired by Brother Ming. ”

"Do you know what it's called? It's called not working hard, cramming, but. Although the Buddha is compassionate. But I can't help it. ”

"(⊙o⊙) Ah, what is a Buddha?"

"Hey, it's terrible to be uneducated, I'll explain it to you reluctantly, who told you not to read much often, now you know that your knowledge is short. ”

I can't sue them, Buddha. Even if they searched the library and couldn't find a single book about it, I was deliberately looking for fault, and my brother and I were the only ones who understood. So I vividly described the Buddha's teachings of karma, purifying sentient beings, compassion and so on, as well as the Buddha's main bodhisattva and other characters to the young man's main door. It aims to encourage students to study hard. Sow good because you get good results.

After some preaching, most of the friends were ashamed. But it was my die-hard fan Li Guikan who said with a look of adoration:

"I understand, Brother Ming is the legendary reincarnation of the Buddha, and he must purify the existence of all sentient beings in the future. ”

When the other friends heard it, it was really like something was happening, and they exerted their genius imagination one by one:

"Yes, why didn't I think of it? No wonder Brother Ming is so kind. ”

"After you say this, I also think that's the case, no wonder Brother Ming gives people a sense of intimacy. ”

"Wow, I still found out, since Brother Ming is the reincarnation of the Buddha, who will the same kind Sister Mei be?"

"Do you need to ask? She must be a bodhisattva!"

......

I couldn't listen to it anymore, coughed loudly a few times, and then chuckled when they stopped playing:

"Hehe, it's hard to say that Pudu sentient beings are necessary! You all listen, I have a question for you. ”

"What's the question? Is there any secret to taking the test? ”

The friends didn't know why I suddenly wanted to ask a question, and guessed, but I didn't mean to teach the secret now, so I asked sternly:

"I just want to ask one question, and you don't have to answer me, as long as you know the answer in your heart, and the question is: Why do you come to study? I think that only when you really understand this question, it makes sense for you to study, and the so-called secret is just a mouse's eye, and it is not the right path after all. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, some friends lowered their heads, some friends had fog in their eyes, and some anxious friends wanted to argue, I would give him a chance, and a large number of questions came to him:

"Are you very unconvinced? Are you very aggrieved? Why did you bother in the first place if you knew this was the case; if you didn't even understand the above questions, why did you come to study? If you really understood, why didn't you move forward towards the goal? How could you be like this today?"

This series of questions finally calmed down all the little friends, but seeing the pitiful appearance of the little friends, I couldn't bear it, my tone slowed down, and I said with concern:

"Don't be sad, I didn't mean to make things difficult for you, the past is history, take history as a mirror, I hope you can get some inspiration from it. ”

"Most of us come from remote areas, and you should know the situation at home without me, and my parents are working hard to send us to school, and we are the hope of our family, so we can't live up to this ardent expectation." ”

"At the beginning, we were all the same, coming to the academy with all kinds of monstrous ambitions, looking forward to completing our studies well, making ourselves stronger, and doing a great career in the future~!"

"It's very plump to think about, but the reality is very cruel, we have mediocre qualifications, I believe everyone knows my original test results, no one paid attention to them, so I entered the literary class, and the flame of poverty and enthusiasm was extinguished by the wet reality. ”

"However, God treats us well, Tianjiao Academy attaches equal importance to civil and military affairs, and it is fate, let us meet, especially the six of you, we are still roommates; ”

I said everything I had to say in one go, and I also reviewed myself, and my friends felt much better, and at the same time, I was very embarrassed, and I lowered my head very low, like a child who made a mistake.

Seeing that the expected effect was achieved, I nodded with satisfaction, and my brother, Sister Zhenzhen and Xiaomei, who were watching from the sidelines, all gave me a thumbs up. (To be continued......)

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