"You?"

Seeing Diao Tian coming, the old man guarding the entrance of the village looked Diao Tian up and down, and then said indifferently: "Feel free, if you want to enter the village, you have to answer the old man's question, three questions per person, and if you can answer it, you can go in." ”

Diao Tian smiled: "Then do I answer the question just now, or do you ask a new question?" and then I and my friends, the two of us can answer the question alone, or do we both answer both?"

"Hmm...... An answer is good, you can't answer it anyway, just the question just now. ”

Diao Tian smiled: "The first question is the sign of pure masters, girls don't have it, it's still hard, and it will move, one up and down, what is it?"

"That's right. ”

The answer is the Adam's apple, and many people here are wrong, because they ignore it, and what they think is soft most of the time. ”

Only then did the people present suddenly realize that most of them were ashamed, and some of them were congenitally inappropriate to think of that aspect, and these ashamed people must be crooked.

The old man's eyes lit up: "Not bad, what about the second question." ”

"That's right!" someone in the crowd shouted: "The second question, how to turn a girl into a woman, you have to demonstrate it on the spot, you should do it and take a look." ”

Diao Tian glanced at the person who shouted, and said with disdain: "There is not a single woman here, let alone a girl, even if you want to demonstrate on the spot, can you come out as a whole woman?" Actually, the question is very simple. Diao Tianhuan looked at everyone and continued: "I need a stick. ”

The faces of the people present were all strange, this question needs a stick? This guy is not going to stab himself, is he?

Diao Tian found a piece of wood next to him, then wrote the word "girl" on the ground, erased the two words, and wrote the word "woman", and then looked at the old man guarding the village and said: "I have turned the girl into a woman, and I have shown it, old man, do you think this answer is correct?"

The old man looked at Diao Tian in surprise, and then nodded: "Not bad, yes, then, the third question." ”

Diao Tian didn't hear the third question, so he asked, "What is the third question?"

Some onlookers responded: "The third question is that we should run around the village! You say, how can we do such an immoral thing when we come to see the Red Lotus Holy Maiden? If the Red Lotus Holy Maiden is seen, then there will be no chance, and this is not to make it clear that we will not be allowed to enter the village." ”

Ooh!

Luo Ben! So ruthless?

The old man looked at Diao Tian he: "Boy, you have answered two questions correctly, this third question, don't you have to give up?" Old man, I can tell you that the Red Lotus Holy Maiden has not yet arrived, you can run around first." ”

The corners of Diao Tian's mouth raised, his eyebrows trembled, and he said, "Don't forget, what this old man said is three questions. This third question is not a question, but a requirement. This is the 'problem' of the third question, and the real answer. Old man, do you think I'm right?"

"Haha......ha If you don't think right, you can't answer these three questions. The mind is too rigid, and I don't know the answer if I want to die. Only those who are free to put in and release can see the crux of the problem. You two can enter the village, but I still have a personal question, boy, you can enter the village if you answer it or not, but I don't know if Lu Dao is willing to answer my fourth question, old man?"

"Old man, excuse me. ”

The old man nodded and said, "Let me ask you, is the machine spirit human? Yes or no, give me a reason." ”

Diao Tian squinted his eyes and looked at the old man for a moment before he said, "The machine spirit is a human being, not a human being. All conscious beings in heaven and earth can be called living beings. People are living beings, and machine spirits are also living beings, so machine spirits are human beings, and people are also machine spirits, and they are all living beings. But humans are one species, and machine spirits are another. A simple analogy. Ducks and geese are both animals, but ducks are not geese. Old man, are I satisfied with my answer?"

"Ha Lu haha, good, very satisfied, the answer you gave is very satisfied, old man, I will allow you to enter and exit the land of the machine spirit at will in the future, boy, come more when you have time, the land of the machine spirit has unexpected harvests. ”

"Thank you, old man. ”

In the envious eyes of everyone, Diao Tian and Wang Lichong entered the village.

Wang Lichong looked at Diao Tian with admiration: "Brother Diao Tian, you are so smart, I can't think of any of the old man's problems." I didn't expect that the old man would allow you to enter and leave the Instrument Spirit Township at will, Brother Diao Tian, you are so lucky. ”

"Lucky?" Diao Tian didn't care about entering the land of the Instrument Spirit at will, but seeing Wang Lichong say this, it seems that there is something else inside?

"Of course you're lucky!" Wang Li said: "The hometown of the machine spirit is prolific with spirit weapons, if you have a good relationship with the villagers, you may be able to obtain powerful spirit weapons." Do you know the Tao of Lu, the origin of the seven holy weapons has its own sayings, one of which is that it comes from the land of the spirit of the machine! The other few pieces are not clear, but the Sakura, well, and subbow among them comes from the land of the spirit of the machine, it is said that someone came to the land of the spirit of the machine, and saw the longbow of an Orion's family, so he asked for it, and that bow is one of the seven holy weapons!"

"Damn! That's okay? Then I'll pick up a kitchen knife, it won't be some kind of holy weapon, right?"

Wang Li nodded straightly: "There is this possibility, it is not a joke." ”

"Wow!"

Diao Tian immediately swept around with his eyes shining, but saw a frisbee-shaped metal flying over, hovering to Diao Tian's side, and releasing blue light to sweep on Diao Tian's body, and then made a Didi sound, and a burst of electronic sound came out: "Discovery of god-level substance, Didi, discovery of god-level substance, Didi ......"

"What kind of god-level substance? What is this thing?"

Diao Tian was confused, and Wang Lichong was also confused, but he saw that there were more than a dozen people in the village who didn't seem to have anyone, all old people with silver hair.

These old men ran to Diao Tian's side and touched Diao Tian's body with all hands and feet.

"Wow! What a god-level substance!"

"His ancestor's, what a good blank, in my hands, it must be an imperial weapon, a super imperial weapon, no, no, at least it is comparable to the Seven Great Holy Weapons, but a higher level imperial weapon!"

"Phew, Mao Da Song, get out of the way. This raw material is in my hands, it must be a venerable weapon!"

"Cool on the side, Deng Dawei, can you still produce a venerable weapon?" Tell you, this thing is in my hands, it has to be an artifact, an earthly venerable immortal weapon!"

"Second goods, the Earth Venerable Immortal Weapon needs an immortal tribulation, can we have an immortal tribulation in the demon world? This blank is at most a venerable weapon, but when it comes to building a venerable weapon, I am the best at it, so he belongs to me. ”

"What's yours, mine!"

"Mine. ”

"Me!"

More than a dozen old men were pulling Diao Tian with their hands and feet, and they were actually arguing for Diao Tian's belonging.

"The sister of the Buddha!"

Diao Tian was torn off, roared angrily, shook his hands, and threw off the hands and feet of this group of people, if it weren't for him feeling that these old people were not easy to mess with, it was estimated that he would have to beat them up, and he respected the old and loved the young.

Who can be touched and pulled around as soon as they meet, and fight with him like a thing, and still not be hot?

It's just that Diao Tian really doesn't understand, this group of guys has something wrong with their brains?