Chapter 155: This guy's weakness is in the ass

Tong Hu took the opportunity to strike: "I said, didn't you claim to be invincible before? Give me that feeling, that is, there is nothing in the world that cannot be split, and what cannot be split is momentum!"

From the Tiangong box, the sword spirit of the Heavenly Sword laughed: "This is called a weapon!"

Tong Hu watched a big knife and it was as hot as it was red, wow, it was so hot!

Ba Dao was so ashamed that his whole body turned red, and he roared: "You're right, I'm fighting him!"

"Forget it!" Tong Hu said, "We don't want to save the goddess, you have an egg when you hit your head!" casually cut off the gourd vines on the ground, "First of all, I found that these gourd vines can provide fairy qi to the gourd baby, so I have to cut all its vines first." ”

The sword answered, one person and one knife while cutting the gourd vine while looking for a thicker gourd vine, and finally came to a bucket-thick gourd vine.

Tong Hu and Badaoren swords were united, and with a loud shout, they cut off the gourd vine. Badao used his sword qi to cut off the vitality of the gourd vine and completely destroy the rhizome.

The golden gourd baby was furious, but its strength did not decrease. The knife tried, and a spark was scraped on its skin, and it couldn't even shave its hair, so it quickly fled.

Tong Hu said: "Don't worry! Secondly, this yellow gourd baby seems to be King Kong is not bad, and it is more ruthless than the Beast King Fist of the Ten Thousand Beasts Gate, so it can't be hard, but soft!"

The huge golden gourd baby had already smashed down with a punch, Tong Hu slapped the Tiangong box, and the tentacles of ten thousand auspicious lights stretched out. The sword also transmitted all its true qi to Tong Hu, and the auspicious light tentacles suddenly became much thicker, entangled in the fist of the golden gourd baby like a vine. The punch grew slower and slower, standing still in front of Tong Hu.

Tong Hu shouted: "Susu!"

Su Su suddenly appeared from behind, and the chains turned into a wild dragon to tie the feet of the golden gourd baby, and dragged it hard. The big golden gourd baby fell to the ground with a bang.

Ba Dao was shocked: "It's not just vines. His feet can absorb the aura of the immortal soil!"

Tong Hu gritted his teeth and said, "Susu, don't stop!"

Su Su screamed, and the sleepy dragon suo actually picked up the golden gourd baby in a circle like a windmill, and slapped it on the ground through the sky. Then I picked it up and slapped it back here.

Tong Hu and Badao were shocked to watch, and the huge gourd baby was slammed back and forth by Su Su, smashing a big hole in the shape of the gourd baby's face on the ground. The problem is that the big gourd baby doesn't look injured at all, just waving her arms and trying to break free.

Tong Hu said: "There must be a weakness. Ass, yes ass!"

Su Su snorted. The sleepy dragon rope dragged the big gourd baby out of a golden figure in the sky, landed on the ground, and smashed a fart on the ground. The gourd baby let out a shout, and the hard ground cracked into the shape of an ass, several feet deep.

Badao shook his head and said, "It seems that the weakness is not the ass!"

Tong Hu looked at the pit on the ground. Tianyan emitted a light to take a closer look, and then looked at the golden gourd baby's wide open mouth and ecstatic expression. Cruel smiled: "It's the ass!"

Su Su picks up the take-off hammer. smashed the golden gourd baby's ass on the hard mountain rock, and with a bang, the mountain stone cracked into the shape of a butt slit, and the big gourd baby let out a "wow" sound of ecstasy, followed by an expression of "what can you do to me".

The overlord knife flew up and slashed in the air. Slashed at the ass of the big golden gourd baby, the knife flew everywhere, cutting a wound on the pants made of vines, leaving a white mark on the buttocks. However, it is not possible to inflict damage.

The sword is going crazy, and you can't keep it. The ass is soft, but it's harder than a stone! Besides, no matter how many white marks you cut out of your butt, you can't kill people!

Tong Hu said: "Brother Dao, now I have a plan that can make you ashamed of yourself! ”

Ba Dao solemnly: "Please speak." ”

Tong Hu said: "It seems that this guy's weakness is indeed in the buttocks, but the vital area is actually very small." As long as Brother Dao comes forward, aims at the vital point of the gate with a standing blade, and stabs in!"

"You mean-the gap in the butt?" Ba Dao was about to step forward, but suddenly saw a thick chrysanthemum with a thick mouth of the water tank peeking out of his crotch pants that he had chopped and falling on his head.

Tong Hu flashed: "I'll go first!"

The swish of the overlord knife flashed faster than him: "I won't do it!"

"This is the only chance to win! Brother Dao!" Tong Hu looked sad.

The overlord shouted: "You make a Xuan soldier with the whole piece of Xuantie!"

Tong Hu cried with a sad face: "I have been handed over to the treasury before, and I came naked!"

There was the sound of the sword spirit of the Heavenly Sword rolling with laughter from the Tiangong box.

Ba Dao and Tong Hu glanced at each other, and Tong Hu shouted: "If you don't die, you won't die!"

Ba Dao said: "I'll help you!" A shocking sword qi poured into the Zhuotian Sword, and suddenly turned into sword qi and burst out, and the Zhuotian Sword was propped up with a sword blade more than a zhang long, Tong Hu threw it to the ground, and stood up with the hilt of the sword with auspicious light tentacles, and the blade was aimed upward.

Su Su shouted, "It's coming!"

Zhuotian Sword shouted: "Don't!"

Tong Hu sneered, either he was smashed by his butt or he found it himself, you choose.

The machine spirit watched the huge ass fall off its head, and instinctively chose to aim in a panic.

With a pop, the huge golden gourd baby sat on the blade of the sword, the tip of the sword came out of the top of the head, and sat on the ground with an ecstatic expression. The sword qi flew back with a golden light and the hysterical voice of the machine spirit, aiming at Tong Hu's heart.

Tong Hu used the eye of heaven to emit light to freeze it, then took a step back and threw the Heavenly Sword on the ground: "Mom, it's so dirty. ”

The machine spirit whimpered and cried: "Kill you! I'd rather break the oath and break the ......."

Tong Hu said: "That's your own choice, okay, I just put you in that place." Now the chaste martyr is a fart, why didn't you just choose the jade crushed just now, and you were crushed by your ass?"

Ba Dao said with a straight face: "Actually, it's all psychological." Under the sword qi, how can it be contaminated with filth. ”

Tong Hu rolled his eyes, then why didn't you do it?

Badao said: "The main thing is to see and experience the process." That kind of penetration...... I really don't want to experience it, I don't want to be a memory......"

The Heavenly Sword clicked, and the surface cracked.

Tong Hu said: "Brother Dao, you are really good at comforting people." ”

Ba Dao wondered: "Why is the pronunciation of your name Brother Dao so weird?"

"This is the dialect of our fighting boys, you don't mind. ”

"I'm also a fighting boy!

"You preceded me by hundreds of years!"

Tong Hu picked up the Zhuotian Sword and flew to the side of the stream: "I'll wash you with my hands, it's all done, right?"

The sword spirit of the Heavenly Sword said, "Hmph." ”

Tong Hu said while washing: "Oh, I'm really happy and I can't come back!"

"You-!"

Tong Hu returned to the seated corpse of the golden gourd baby, and looked up and down at this huge prey with Su Su and Badao. The question is, what can this thing do?

Su Su said: "Tong Hu, I don't want to eat this." ”

"I don't want to. ”

Ba Dao sighed: "The most boring thing is this kind of prey, after fighting for a long time, it is not even useful for a radish." ”

"Can't!" Tong Hu was anxious, "Nedan Fur?"

A gloating voice came from the sword spirit of the Heavenly Sword: "I really haven't seen any Neidan." Do you think it's a human or an animal?"

Tong Hu said: "Yes." All you see is something else, and rectum!"

The Tiangong box trembled, and the Heavenly Sword almost wanted to leave.

Tong Hu cleared his throat: "I decide, we have to get something from this guy. ”

Ba Dao did not give hope: "What's there?"

Tong Hu said: "I decided to top the flower." ”

The top flower is plucked with a knife. Two gourd leaves and golden flowers, clustered under the calyx a golden tender gourd, this is the top flower of the golden gourd baby. "Here you go, go home and plant it. ”

Tong Hu made a happy expression: "Wow, what a big gourd." "This flower gourd is about the size of a big round table, and the leaves are tender and green, like jasper, and there may be many gourd gourds in it, maybe it can really be planted. Tong Hu happily put this thing into the inner library of the Tiangong box.

Su Su asked, "What else?"

Tong Hu counted the characteristics of the gourd baby: "The lock of hair in front of this hairstyle is called a beauty...... Somebody either No, the two in front of the chest, the leaf skirt, the vine cropped pants, you two can divide it. Ahem, if I don't divide it, the skirt will belong to Su Su, and the seven-point pants will belong to Brother Dao. ”

Badao: "I-I want to top the flowers now." ”

Su Su asked, "Could it be that its skin is still invulnerable?"

Badao's eyes lit up: "Reasonable!" flew over and slashed, cutting the corpse in two like devastating, shaking his head and saying, "If you die, you can't bear it." ”

The three of them punched and kicked at the corpse: "Damn, it's a waste of Lao Tzu's strength!" (to be continued......)