Chapter 20: Sitting in the wrong car
"Eleven, isn't it Sichun?
Those college students from the city are not suitable for you, in fact, my second girl is very good, but she is a little fatter, but she is already trying to lose weight~
Eleven, eleven! ”
The aunt who sells all kinds of souvenirs at the corner of the street, looking at Zhang Shiyi who is running away, can only helplessly look at the girl on the side.
Mom has done her best~
Erya also looked at Zhang Shiyi's back and stomped his feet hard.
Zhang Shiyi felt that the ground suddenly shook, and quickly quickened his pace.
Is this a little fatter?
Er Ya is more than 200 pounds, and he is really unblessed!!
Although he earned two hundred yuan in this effort, Zhang Shiyi was not happy at all, and carefully recalled the appearance of the girl named Xiaowen just now.
It's a pity that he can't open the eye of heaven out of thin air, and he doesn't have the time to make grapefruit leaves, so he is not sure whether she is haunted by yin ghosts.
However, this girl's appearance is indeed the kind of face with a short life, if the hexagram is correct, wouldn't her nonsense hurt others!
The more Zhang Shiyi thought about it, the more anxious he became, and chased after him again, but the people had already left the market and didn't know where to go.
"That's it, that's it, this is fate, I hope Master's spell works!"
I don't know if Zhang Shiyi changed his luck after returning from Guangxi, or if he was on holiday, and there were many tourists.
On this day, his business was unexpectedly endless.
Especially in front of a tour group, after performing a shadowless hand, he made a lot of money.
Of course, the shadowless hand is not stealing money, but using the shadowless hand to perform the bamboo sticks according to the direction of the eight trigrams.
I saw those bamboo sticks flying up and down in his hand, as fast as lightning, and even the afterimage was pulled out.
This is still a few times that he deliberately slowed down his movements, otherwise these tourists would not even be able to see.
Even so, it makes tourists exclaim the God of Gamblers!
In the end, everyone donated one after another, five yuan, ten yuan, and lost a full bag of skin, but there was not even a word and fortune teller.
They all regarded him as an acrobat.
"Hey~ I'm actually a fortune teller~~~~~~"
Forget it~ It's making money anyway!
Counted, today I actually earned more than 1,000 yuan, isn't this going to be well-off, haha!
The joy of counting the money made him forget the chagrin he had just had.
"Phew~Five, ten, fifteen, thirty......
Collect the stall and go home~ By the way, I almost forgot to buy incense for the master and brothers! ”
I walked out of the market, found a familiar paper shop, bought ten bundles of good incense from it, used a bag of furoshi, and came to the No. 14 bus station.
It takes two more trips to reach the foot of Longhu Mountain.
Although he is rich now, he is still used to living a poor life, and he is reluctant to let him take a taxi back.
When I arrived home from the airport, if I hadn't been carrying millions of dollars, I wouldn't have sat down to kill him, you must know that it cost him more than 100 yuan that time.
For a hundred yuan, isn't it delicious to buy meat?!
14 Road to 4 Road, and then 47 Road, to be able to reach the back mountain of Longhu Mountain.
In this place where birds don't poop, there are basically no people on the bus.
Who has nothing to do with going to that bare back mountain.
Due to the delay in buying incense and candles for Master today, by the time Zhang Shiyi got on the No. 47 bus, it was already the last train.
"Yohe~ What day is today, why are there so many people in the car?"
Zhang Shiyi, who was holding incense candles and eating guys, suddenly found that he didn't know when, the No. 47 bus was actually full of people.
And all of them were standing in the aisles, and one of them wouldn't do it.
In the huge carriage, only Zhang Shiyi sat alone.
"Uncle, why don't you sit down, how tired you are from standing."
Zhang Shiyi looked at the thin old man beside him, which reminded him of the nameless grandfather, no, it was the nameless senior brother.
Touching the scene, he stood up and prepared to help the old man sit down.
As a result, as soon as he got up, the old man sniffed violently, and kept his head close to Zhang Shiyi's broken furoshi.
"Uncle, are you hungry?"
Zhang Shiyi's wrapper really has two catties of cut cakes inside, this thing may not be a good thing for others, but he is willing to spend money to buy it for the first time.
He was filial, and he deliberately brought it back to share it with his master and brothers.
Seeing that the old man was pitiful, his kindness was overflowing, and he opened the wrapper, and was ready to give a part of the old man, after all, when he was wandering outside, he was not less helped by well-wishers.
As a result, as soon as the baggage skin was opened, all the people in the carriage turned their heads to themselves in unison, and their eyes were full of greed.
"No, isn't it just a cut cake, besides, it's not enough for so many people!"
When Zhang Shiyi was hesitating, the old man on the side suddenly stretched out his thin palm, grabbed a handful of incense, and put it in his mouth and chewed greedily like a hungry ghost.
At this time, all the people in the carriage rushed over, and instantly threw the old man to the ground, frantically snatching the incense in his mouth.
"I'm grass!"
Zhang Shiyi finally understood, no wonder the carriage that usually doesn't even have a person was full of people, there was no living person at all, it was all fucking ghosts!
Only ghosts will eat it!
Soon, the incense offerings were snatched away, and everyone looked at Zhang Shiyi again.
"Hey~ It's almost there, I use these incense to worship my master, if you want to eat, find your family to go!"
Who is he, he is Zhang Shiyi, he sleeps in the cemetery when he has nothing to do, the guy who reads on the grave, will he be afraid of ghosts? Joke!
Looking at the evil ghosts with fangs and claws and hideous faces, he didn't panic at all.
Anyway, Lao Tzu has also been called the Little Heavenly Master, and he can still let you lonely ghosts rob him!
"If you don't leave, you're welcome~"
Zhang Shiyi stretched out his hand and touched inside the furoshi, originally trying to find a few yellow talismans, but he grabbed out an object like a yellow, orange and gold bar.
It was one of the three paperweights left by Master.
"Dare to come here, the master will kill you!"
Seeing that the other party didn't give himself face at all, and dared to reach out and snatch the incense in the bag, Zhang Shiyi didn't care whether it was useful or not, and directly regarded it as a brick.
As a result, I only heard a scream, and this fool with the most courage was like playing baseball, and was blown out by the paperweight in Zhang Shiyi's hand.
The soul body went straight out of the carriage, and I don't know where it fell.
"My grass, and this kind of good thing, why didn't I use it earlier?!"
Even Zhang Shiyi himself was shocked, where did he think that the things left by the master to press the corners of the stall would have such a wonderful use.
In an instant, his confidence increased greatly, and the corners of his mouth reached the root of his ears.
"Dare to come, kill you!"
The brass paperweight exuded a golden light, and a seal character appeared on it.
Qiankun, yin and yang, rule the world and the earth!