Chapter 53: Chatting

"Old man, you're welcome, I've ordered all the incense, isn't it a waste for you to leave like this~"

Zhang Shiyi was not taboo at all, and directly stepped forward to bring back the old man who was not leaving, and who was not leaving.

"But, but, it's useless~"

It was the first time the old man had met such an enthusiastic human, and he knew that he was a poor ghost.

"Haha old man, you are really polite, a few sticks of incense are just for a few incense, and they are worth a few dollars, so why don't you chat with me, even if it is a reward."

"Old ghost, old ghost, I'm not going to talk!"

Yes? ......

Zhang Shiyi didn't know how to answer this.

Of course, Zhang Shiyi also had his thoughts, and he also wanted to know how these dead ghosts bought items in the yang world.

There are two ways for ghosts to get the tribute they want:

First, it is natural to give dreams to their relatives in the yang world, so that they can send down the things they need, and the money they use is naturally the yang world.

Second, it's diverse.

Like an old ghost, a lonely ghost with no children and no relatives, if he wants to get what he wants, the most commonly used is naturally "zero yuan purchase".

Whether it's scarering, confusing, or ghosting, in short, they have all kinds of ways to get something for nothing.

There is also a very direct one, which is to exchange the former burial goods or the burial place of the ownerless, but the lonely ghosts like the old ghost do not even have a cemetery, so naturally there are no funeral goods.

As for the ownerless things, that's even more nonsense, everything under the ground belongs to the state, as long as you dare to dig it, you can be guaranteed to eat and live in it and let you sit through the prison.

"No, that's not a loss!"

Zhang Shiyi let out a miserable cry, according to the old ghost, wouldn't doing business with ghosts be worth nothing!

"Hehe, young man, naturally I won't let you lose, do you know the ghost market in Xudu?"

Ghost City?

How is this name so familiar?

That's right!

Isn't this the place that Ma Xiaowen, the heir of the Ma family, once mentioned, it is said that there are countless treasures in it, magic weapons and ghost pills, and many things are unattainable for cultivators.

"I see, you mean to exchange ghost things with me, and then I take them to the ghost market in Xudu to exchange for what I want?"

"That's good, but I don't have anything~"

The old ghost immediately spread his hands, saying that he couldn't take advantage of it, and he looked like he was poor and I was reasonable.

Don't say it, this bachelor's temperament is somewhat similar to his master Zhang Changliu.

"Haha, old man, don't worry, I said that if I invite you, I will invite you."

It was a very interesting night, and he learned a lot from the old ghost.

"Young man, I know that you are a capable person, and before leaving, the old ghost will say a few more words.

If you meet a man in red or a woman in green, no matter what they want, don't answer, just think you can't see them.

There is also a woman in a red wedding dress, never go against her wishes, but you can't agree to any of her requests! ”

It's about to be the time of the rooster's crow, and the old ghost is going to return to the underworld.

This woman in a red wedding dress, Zhang Shiyi understands that this is a very fierce red-clothed ghost, and it will be dangerous to provoke her.

But what does this red man and green woman mean, why do you pretend to be invisible?

"Because, they're not ghosts at all!"

With the sound of roosters crowing outside the window, the figure of the old ghost gradually disappeared.

"Not a ghost? So what is that?"

......

"Ha~~~~~ it's dawn, I'm going to sleep for a while."

There was nothing to do all night, but a bundle of incense was built.

Zhang Shiyi, a kind-hearted person, gave this lonely old ghost a bundle of incense before leaving, which can be regarded as thanking the other party for chatting with him all night and the reward for those advices.

"Eleven, it's time for breakfast."

Good guy, just as he was about to take a nap, Erya rushed in with two bowls of tofu brains, almost knocking the door off, and there was a big bag of fritters hanging on his wrist, there were twenty of them.

"Erya, you're going to let me eat tofu brain fritters all day long~"

This breakfast, Zhang Shi has been dizzy when he sees it.

"No, Brother Eleven, it's the two of us, I'll have breakfast with you."

Oh~

That's normal.

The appetite for eating with Erya is really good, just watching her eat is already very appetizing.

Of the twenty wrist-thick fritters, Zhang Shiyi couldn't eat them after only eating three, and Erya was afraid of wasting them, so they were all swept away.

"Oh, it's all Brother Eleven, I ate so little, I ate so much, I'm trying to lose weight~"

The disgusted Erya slapped Zhang Shiyi's arm.

Good guy, Zhang Shiyi rolled directly to the bottom of the table.

After eating, Erya diligently cleaned up the table, and after saying goodbye to Eleven, she hurried to school, she is a junior in high school this year, and she will take the college entrance examination in half a year.

However, according to the meaning of the fat aunt, she is not going to let Erya be admitted to a university in another province, and she is really reluctant to be too far away from herself with this one daughter.

"If anyone can marry Erya in the future, they will be really happy, but they will be a little fatter, hehe~"

Looking at Erya's broad back, Eleven sighed.

"Yes, I'll just say that my second girl is definitely the best candidate to be a daughter-in-law~"

"Mom~"

The fat aunt who appeared beside him at some point scared Zhang Shiyi into a big jump.

"Fat aunt, when did you come, why is there no sound when you walk."

Zhang Shiyi patted his chest, looking scared.

"What are you talking about, you don't have a sound when you walk, and your aunt is not a ghost!"

Erya ran out of the house early in the morning, and the fat aunt who was not at ease naturally chased her out, and saw that it was to bring breakfast to Zhang Shiyi, so she quietly followed in.

"I'll tell you, Eleven, it's the first time my daughter is so attentive to a man, and I'll buy you breakfast, my mother hasn't enjoyed this treatment, you have to seize the opportunity~"

The fat aunt can be regarded as watching Zhang Shiyi grow up, this kid is slippery, but his character is not bad, and she has long wanted to recruit him as a son-in-law.

Just after Zhang Changliu's death, if it weren't for Zhang Shiyi's refusal to obey, she would have raised the other party at home as a child husband.

"I said auntie, you deserve it, everyone is afraid of children's early love, it's good for you, for fear that Erya won't be able to get married, Erya is about to take the university entrance examination, aren't you delaying others!"

Zhang Shiyi faced the fat aunt's eager gaze, and could only strategically dodge.

"This kid, think about it, don't order food at noon, my aunt will send it to you."

The fat aunt has already identified this son-in-law, according to her, if you want to get a man, you must first get a man's stomach!