Chapter 55: The Ghost King Wants to Marry
The female ghost in green was even more frightened, and hid directly behind the male ghost in red.
"Okay, I won't mess with you, the sedan chair is there, but the sedan chair driver wants to be tied now, can you wait?"
Seeing that his suppression was so effective, Zhang Shiyi's was also angry.
Aren't they just two stupid ghosts, what's so scary?
"Before the wild chicken, we have to rush to the northern suburbs to pick up the bride for the ghost king, if it's too late, as long as the sedan chair is fine."
The man in red also lost the courage he had just now, and became a little submissive.
The pressure on them from the golden paperweight was just too strong.
"Wild chicken? That is, when you are ugly, well, in time, sit and wait, by the way, how are you going to pay for it? ”
Just do it, Zhang Shiyi quickly found bamboo strips and paper from the back warehouse, and began to show off his craftsmanship.
As a result, as soon as I made a rudimentary shape with a bamboo strip, I heard the voice of the female ghost in green:
"And the cost? When did we spend money on something! ”
Oops~
Who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru!
Zhang Shiyi immediately stopped what he was doing and stood up.
Hehe, no wonder the female ghost in green is angry again, it turns out that she just put the kungua paperweight into the drawer.
Without the deterrence of repressive power, these two guys feel like they can do it again!
"In that case, let's leave."
Zhang Shiyi was not ready to be angry with these two guys, but picked up a corner of the counter, the burning oil lamp, and came to the side of this so-called red and green double evil.
The flames were not vigorous, but they frightened the two ghosts and kept retreating, and it seemed that they were even more frightened than the force of suppression just now.
"You're so daring!"
The female ghost hiding behind the male ghost was still bluffing, but the panicked gaze in her eyes betrayed her heart deeply.
"Fuck off! Otherwise, i.e. ~hua! ”
With a sip of the oil lamp in his hand, the two ghosts instantly retreated to the gate, looking at the posture and ready to flee at any time.
"A pair of red men and green women who don't know how to become sperm dare to be presumptuous in front of the master, and they still want to eat the overlord meal, grandma! You don't look at what kind of place this is! ”
Zhang Shiyi has seen through the ontology of these two guys, they are basically a pair of red men and green women who accompany the funeral, and in some places they are also called boys and girls.
They themselves are made of bamboo strips of paper, and naturally they are most afraid of flames.
They are not ghosts, nor are they demons, they are barely a spirit, and their brains are not very sufficient.
But because of this, this kind of stupid spirit with one tendon is more likely to cause harm to humans.
As for why the old ghost warned Zhang Shiyi to pay attention to the red men and green women, it was because in the eyes of the old ghost, the young boss of the paper shop was too honest. for fear that he would suffer.
Of course, if he knew that Zhang Shiyi was so awesome, he wouldn't dare to come over to eat and drink.
The thing of spirits and ghosts is originally something that you are strong and he is weak, and you are weak and he is strong.
Seeing this young man who looked clean and handsome, not only was he not afraid of himself, but he was also so tough, his tone softened in an instant.
"We are the subordinates of Zhao Ghost King of Radish Village, Dongliutunliwan Township, in the northern suburbs, tonight the Ghost King is going to get married, so let's come over and get a sedan chair, if we delay the good things of the Ghost King, you and I will not have good fruit to eat."
Faced with the threat of the oil lamp, the red man could only give it all.
But what the hell is this ghost king of Radish Village, Dongliutunliwan Township, the northern suburbs!
In the underworld, there are only ten Yan monarchs who can be called the ghost king, by the way, plus his ninth senior brother, the wild ghosts in this village dare to call themselves ghost kings?
"Oh? Zhao Ghost King, the name sounds quite domineering, I don't know where it is sacred? ”
The long night is long, and being idle is also idle, these two guys are silly and funny, Zhang Shiyi is also ready to use the two of them to pass the boring long night, deliberately pretending to be surprised.
"Hmph, speaking of this Zhao Ghost King, it's Radish Village, Dongliutunliwan Township, the northern suburb of Weizhen, and most of the villages next door, in our area, but even the dog doesn't dare to bark when he stomps his feet!
Just ask if you're afraid! ”
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Shiyi's face was instantly covered with black lines, and there were 10,000 crows whistling above his head.
What a prestige!
"It's amazing! However, the Ghost King, who is so famous, how can he not give money to buy things, isn't this detrimental to his old man's prestige.
Besides, we're all a small business, so let's give a little bit of it~"
Zhang Shiyi deliberately gave a thumbs up, and pretended to be pitiful, but his heart was happy.
"We never pay for anything we buy in the turnip village! If it weren't for the paper tie shop in the village and the sedan chair, we wouldn't have run so far, come to you! ”
Sure enough, if you are weak, he will be strong, which is really hard to say.
"How can that be good~"
Zhang Shiyi spread his hands and put on a difficult look, anyway, being idle is idle, it's just a play.
"In this way, I will make a decision for the Ghost King, and invite you to attend the wedding of the Ghost King, and this sedan chair will be considered a congratulatory gift from you to the Ghost King!"
I didn't think this green girl would understand this.
Okay, just send it, anyway, this thing doesn't cost much, and going to see the yin marriage is also a long experience.
At this moment, Zhang Shiyi is playful, but he still keeps in mind the rule that the Chen family's paper shop cannot be closed.
But he was also unwilling to let him let go of such a fun thing, so he decided to come to an unmanned self-service business tonight.
Anyway, I'm not afraid of losing the things in here, so love it.
"Wait a while, I'll turn the sedan chair into a while."
Just do it, Zhang Shiyi took out a sedan chair from the warehouse, and prepared to come to it.
"Wait, do you have a bigger sedan chair, it is said that the bride married by the Ghost King this time is very rich, and this small sedan chair may not fit."
The red man looked at the paper sedan chair and put forward different opinions.
"Too small? No problem, then let's go big. ”
The big ones don't cost much, it's just a few more bamboo strips and a few more pieces of paper.
The ingenious Zhang Shiyi quickly doubled the size of the sedan chair.
Not to mention being a sedan chair, even if it is a cave room, it is enough.
"Hmm~ I'm very satisfied, I will reward you for the Ghost King."
The green girl, who was not sensible just now, actually spit out a yellow and clear thing directly from her mouth and threw it to Zhang Shiyi.
It was also stained with the smell of leeks.
Boy.
After Zhang Shiyi wiped it clean in disgust, he was pleasantly surprised to find that this thing turned out to be a gold ring.
You said that if you had taken out this thing earlier, where would you have had the scene just now?
These two well-made paper figures are really not sensible at all.