Chapter 74: It's really not for nothing
As the words fell, the powerful yin qi disappeared, and two figures, one black and one white, appeared in the shop.
With such a recognizable two, it must be black and white.
"Phew~ What a broken tea leaf, Eleven, you are fooling your two brothers like this~"
Bai Wuchang took a sip of the high crush, and squirted out directly, shouting at Zhang Shiyi dissatisfied.
Such an easy-going impermanent adult, but he scared the two ghosts before.
I thought that I was coming to the backer, but it turned out that Lord Impermanence was really so close to this young paper shop owner, but fortunately, the two didn't dare to go too far just now.
As for the previous blackmailing of Lao Zhao, I hope I can get through the trick.
"Meet Yin Shuai!"
The two immediately knelt down in front of the black and white impermanence.
"You two, it's really embarrassing for me, can you have a little bit of talent, this is the virtue of living, and it is still the same after death, go back to me, and find the second master to get ten boards!"
As soon as these words came out, the two ghosts were so frightened that they collapsed to the ground, kowtowing like chickens running into broken rice, and begging for mercy in their mouths.
This pitiful appearance can't even be seen by Zhang Shiyi.
"Starling, these two ghosts are very polite, for the sake of my face, let's get rid of this board."
He just said it casually, but he didn't know what these ten boards meant.
"Haha, my brother is kind-hearted, forget it, since my brother intercedes for you, then forget about the board, but don't think about these two cars, and if you let me know that you two are extorting money in the future, don't blame me for being unkind!"
"Yes, yes, thank you, thank you."
"Thank me for what, thank me brother!"
"Yes, yes, thank you Grandpa Eleven for saving your life~~~"
The strength of these two ghosts kowtowing is almost catching up with the smashing, which shows how excited they are in their hearts.
"It's okay, it's okay, get up, starling, are these ten boards as for them?"
How does he know, what does the ten boards of the second master Judge Zhong, who is upright and does not rub sand in his eyes, mean, it is a board that kills and destroys souls.
It is said that there was once a ghost captain who was in the lead, and his lust was uplifted, and he wanted to defile the female ghost who had just died, and after being discovered by the second master, he only rewarded him with three boards, and the ghost who beat him was scattered.
If you are next to ten boards, then it is better to be beaten into eighteen layers of hell, at least there is still hope there.
"Okay, you two go back first, you don't have to worry about this Zhao Dezhu."
The two ghosts almost left with a thousand thanks, and the grateful little eyes couldn't wait to promise each other, but Zhang Shiyi got goosebumps when he saw it.
"Haha brother, don't be surprised, these two guys, it was not easy before they were born, they were eunuchs in the palace, they served people every day, and there was no such guy, they liked gold and silver treasures, which made my brother laugh."
"Starling, that's right, I'm out there."
"I know that I have seen the outside, why don't you hurry up and change the tea for your brothers, you don't want to entertain us with this tea foam!"
"Lao Zhao, Lao Zhao, hurry up, go to the best Tieguanyin, hurry up, don't let my brothers wait."
Soon the tea pet monster had already brewed the tea, and it was really fragrant.
"Two brothers, why are you here?"
The sudden appearance of black and white impermanence made Zhang Shiyi a little surprised.
"Actually, we should have come over a long time ago, but I'm afraid that you will say that our brothers are here to fight the autumn breeze, you look at the good things in this room, who doesn't look greedy."
As he spoke, he pretended to look around the room, but there was no trace of greed in his eyes.
"Seventh brother, eighth brother, you have what you say, mine is not yours, what do you need to say, that is!"
"Stinky boy, your face as a calf is very much like your starling when he was young!"
Bai Wuchang doesn't know whether to praise Zhang Shiyi or praise Hei Wuchang, in short, it's all praise~
"Our brothers happened to be patrolling nearby, and I heard you shouting our names, and if you don't come out to support my brother, it seems that our brothers are not interesting, right, eight~"
"Well, that's, that's, you have to give my brother a chance to pretend to be forced~"
Black impermanence's words almost amused a group of little elves, one by one wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and they trembled all over.
"Okay, let's get down to business, what do you mean, you don't want Zhao Dezhu to be reincarnated?"
In the end, it was Bai Wuchang who got to the point.
"Seventh brother, what do you say about reincarnation of a beast, but Lao Zhao is also my little brother, why can't you go through the back door."
"Don't you really know!"
Looking at Zhang Shiyi, who was messing around, Bai Wuchang's tone also became solemn.
"This ......"
Zhang Shiyi didn't know that his hexagram could indicate all this.
If Zhao Dezhu reports to the underworld on time, he will naturally be able to escape this catastrophe, and no one has dared to intercept and kill a ghost who is ready to be reincarnated in the underworld.
But if this opportunity is missed, that is, the reincarnation book of the underworld will be crossed out and his name will be rearranged.
During this period of time, he was equivalent to a black household, even if he was caught by the evil cultivators and sent to alchemy, the underworld had no right to intervene.
And the hexagram shows that this period of time is the catastrophe of Lao Zhao!
"Seventh brother, isn't there a way to get the best of both worlds?"
Zhang Shiyi knew that Zhao Dezhu would never abandon Erya, and if he didn't solve the hidden danger of hurting Erya, even if he couldn't be reincarnated in this life, he wouldn't follow the ghost to reincarnate.
But I can't directly kill the big monk at his house and kill him, it's illegal to kill people, and besides, is this calamity really the great monk who can't do the Tao!
"Haha, silly boy, the rules are dead, but people are alive, don't you understand the truth of putting death and then being born, hahaha~"
Hei Wuchang on the side looked at Zhang Shiyi with a sad face, and suddenly burst out laughing.
"That's right!"
Wake up the person in the dream with one sentence, how smart Zhang Shiyi is, and instantly understand the meaning of black impermanence.
"Okay, Lao Zhao hurry up, draw all the objects in a circle, give me my seventh brother and eight brothers to take away, that is, by the way, don't forget to bring a few more bundles of ...... for the best incense."
"How can this work, you are doing this, making it seem like our brothers are really here to fight the autumn wind."
That being said, things are the same.
In the end, Zhang Shiyi also deliberately turned into a big truck, so that he could load the things smoothly.
"Eleven, good brother, don't worry, these things won't take you for nothing, I'll help you take care of it, no one in the underworld doesn't know your name in the future, let's not say that you can go sideways, at least there is no yin who dares not to give you face!"
Hahahaha~"
The black and white impermanence couldn't even close his mouth, and happily drove a large truck full of goods into the ground.