Chapter 101: Lao Tzu Shoots You to Death!
"Yin Heavenly Palace? Haven't heard of this yet? Isn't it awesome? ”
These three consecutive questions frightened Zhao Dezhu, and he hurriedly rushed over, wanting to cover Zhang Shiyi's mouth.
"Bah, bah, did you go to the toilet and wash your hands, what are you covering?"
Zhang Shiyi opened Zhao Dezhu's palm, with a look of disgust.
But does the ghost still need to go to the toilet?
"Boss, be cautious, the Yin Heavenly Palace, but one of the Six Heavenly Palaces of Luo Yu Mountain, is under the jurisdiction of the Six Heavenly Ghost King of Luo Xu, and the Lord judges the blessings and misfortunes of life and death in the world.
After all the ghosts die, the first stop is to go to Luo Yu Mountain to report before they can enter the underworld. ”
This open-mouthed boss frightened Zhao Dezhu.
"Aren't you just a ghost king, by the way, aren't you also a ghost king, you're afraid of a hammer."
"Boss, I'm the ghost king, it's not the same as the ghost king of others, is a snail also a cow?!"
Zhao Dezhu's cold sweat came down.
"It's safe, it's safe, isn't it just Luo Yu for six days, we're very familiar, it's over!"
Damn, take Luo Yu to press me for six days, it's really going to the toilet with a lantern - looking for death!
Since you don't dare to do it, I don't mind taking matters into your own hands and dealing with this evil ghost.
"It's the Yin Heavenly Palace, it's Luo Yu Mountain, it's Luo Yu Six Days, it's the Ghost King, I'm going to fuck you to death!"
Kunzi paperweight slapped the head of this evil ghost viciously, and in a few clicks, the other party's soul was scattered, and he couldn't even do it now.
"Phew~ A harmful ghost, he dares to threaten Lao Tzu, I want to see who dares to stand up for you!"
A ghost who has only been dead for a few decades can be on a par with Lao Zhao, a hundred-year-old ghost, and he also exudes an evil yin aura all over his body, and it is impossible to say that he has not harmed anyone.
They have all become evil spirits, and if they are not destroyed, I don't know how many people will be killed.
Besides, who is Luo Yu Liutian, Zhang Shiyi really doesn't believe that Senior Brother Nine will come to him for trouble for an evil ghost.
What's the matter, Lao Tzu is so hard!
"Boss, you're in trouble, hey!"
Zhao Dezhu looked at the evil ghosts that were scattered, and he could only sigh, and hurriedly commanded the little elves to wash away the filth on the ground, and specially lit a bundle of mugwort incense to dispel the smell in the shop.
I hope Luo Yushan won't send someone here~
"Why are you afraid? Either you all go, take whatever you have in the storeroom, and don't cause you to be killed. ”
"Boss! What do you say, we are your ghosts in life, and your dead ghosts in death, besides, Lao Zhao and I have been dead for more than 100 years, and I am afraid of dying again! ”
"That is, if it weren't for the boss who took us in. We don't know when we were killed by a passing mage, where is there such a chic life, we won't leave if we are killed! ”
Lao Zhao and the spirits showed their loyalty in a mess, which also made Zhang Shiyi's heart warm.
"Okay, what's the noise, I'm joking with you, today is the boss's birthday, let's be lively~ Open the warehouse!"
Good guy, Zhang Shiyi is really rich, it's only been a few days, and the warehouse is opened almost every day, and these little elves have already been well-off.
......
Early the next morning, Zhang Shiyi was picked up from bed by Uncle Mo and Aunt Fat.
Before he could react, a new fiery red dress was put on, dressed like a new aunt.
"Fat aunt, you're going to rob your relatives~"
But Zhang Shiyi was frightened.
"This child, it would be nice if I could snatch it away, hurry up and put it on, this is what my aunt bought for you, our little eleven is also an adult, and we will be prosperous for the rest of our lives, good luck again and again~"
"Happy birthday to Eleven!"
Uncle Mo also sounded a salute, and countless colored sequins fell on the top of Zhang Shiyi's head.
There was also a commotion outside, and all the people who came were neighbors.
This is the birthday~
"Hurry up, get out, your body is so strong."
The fat aunt took out two eggs from the pot she brought, and she touched her ears when they were hot, and they looked freshly cooked.
Looking at these two eggs, Zhang Shiyi remembered his unreliable master, who ate boiled eggs for his first birthday, and was fooled and rolled on the ground several times.
Hey~When, can you be reliable, my master~
"Hurry up, you kid don't want to pay the bill, let's talk about it, I'm going to have a flowing water seat in Ji Fenglou today, and your Uncle Ji started preparing early in the morning."
"Huh? When I said that the flowing water seat was opened, I said please eat~"
Of course, Zhang Shiyi at this moment is not short of that money, what can he do if he opens a flowing water seat.
In order to organize his coming-of-age ceremony, the entire market was closed for a day, and it was really a flowing water seat, eating directly from morning to evening, and everyone sincerely congratulated Zhang Shiyi on growing up.
"Ji, Uncle Ji, check out~ You don't have to give me cheap, I'm rich~"
Zhang Shiyi, who was drunk, took advantage of the gap between going to the toilet and came to the front desk.
"What's the bill? You stinky boy, don't be poor with me, hurry up and go back to drinking, everyone is still waiting for you~"
"That's not going to work!"
On this day, even if it is calculated according to the cost, if there are not 30,000, there are 20,000, but the family can't lose money.
"Don't worry, don't worry, your uncle and I, I can't lose, the big guy has already made up enough money for you, five hundred per person, more or less, your Uncle Ji has made a lot of money."
Lao Jile pushed Zhang Shiyi back, and a round of all-you-can-drink began an infinite loop.
In the end, Zhang Shiyi didn't know how he got back to the paper shop, but when he woke up the next day, the room was full of gifts.
"Ha~~~~ With this good life, what five holy beasts are the ghosts willing to provoke!"
Zhang Shiyi, who jumped off the bed, was full of happiness in his heart.
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"Help, someone, kill someone~~~~~~"
Last night, Li Dakui, who had just gotten married, heard the heart-rending cry of Li's mother.
The neighbors who heard the sound ran out one after another.
Yesterday, everyone was helping to organize the wedding together, why did it suddenly have such an accident!
After everyone rushed into the new house, they were instantly frightened by the scene in front of them, and they all turned their heads and rushed out, one by one holding on to the wall and vomiting.
It was a terrible scene.
The newlywed wife Tang Lijuan was covered in blood and fainted on the bed without knowing whether she was alive or dead, while Li Dakui's entire head was gone, and white brains and red blood stained the entire wall.
The inside of the new house is like a hell of Shura.
"Team Feng, this case is too evil, look at the autopsy report."
Feng Weimin, the captain of the criminal police who received the report, also frowned and fell into deep thought.
After forensic examination, the deceased Li Dakui did not have a single scar on his body, except for his head.
After the incident, the police force quickly cordoned off the scene, but they dug three feet into the ground and did not find Li Dakui's head.
Since yesterday was Li Dakui's new marriage, the cave room was a mess, and it was all the footprints of relatives and friends.
The two newcomers were also too tired and did not tidy up the room, so they fell asleep, which also increased the difficulty of detection.
But after a whole day of investigation, no one has any suspicions, so the only person who knows is Li Dakui's newlywed wife Tang Lijuan.
However, Tang Lijuan, who was overly frightened, was still lying in the hospital at the moment, and she couldn't ask anything for the time being.
The case was at an impasse for a while.