Chapter 0109: Gas Bomb

"In this way, you two will reflect on it inside, and Mei Li and I will go out first. Don't go anywhere, or I'll have to break your legs." Zhou Sheng pulled Mei Li and locked the door of the principal's office outside.

"What are you doing here, where are we going?" asked Merry, puzzled.

"You're stupid, Steven's stinky fart for a while, you can stand it. Zhou Shengle said: "Why don't you go in, I'll wait for you outside?"

Merry smiled, "Oh, I've almost forgotten about you as bad as you are." Hey, what kind of herb did you give Dali?"

"Hehe, it's also a kind of aerated herb, called 'Qi Herb', but this Qi comes out of it. You'll listen to it in a while, a hiccup, a fart, you can do a symphony. Zhou Sheng explained with a wicked smile, his ears on the door and listened to the movement inside.

Mei Li didn't understand what a symphony was, but she couldn't help but laugh when she thought about that scene.

Sure enough, after a while, I heard a bang. The two people in the room also had different reactions, Steven sighed, he was really strange, how his stomach suddenly became rumbling, but he didn't listen to the call, and he couldn't even hold back a fart.

Hearing this fart sound, he immediately covered his mouth and muttered, "Steven, you can't bear it." There's still someone in the house. Wow, it stinks. ”

Steven really wanted to endure it, and was about to explain, but was preempted by his fart. There was another bang, and he covered his mouth in exclamation, is this a human fart, it stinks. No wonder Zhou Sheng pulled Mei Li out of the room, and Steven struggled to get up, trying to open the window. But the window that usually opens when pushed is not pushed at all today because I was too seriously injured. There was also a series of farts, which made him dizzy and fell to the ground.

Dali has kept the farthest distance from Steven, but the rich flavor will still run to the nose. He had cursed Steven 1,800 times in his heart, and he really didn't know what Steven grew up eating. Just as he was complaining vigorously about Steven, he heard his stomach gurgling, and the filthy qi in his body surged, and finally he couldn't hold it anymore and let out a big hiccup.

"Wow, it stinks......" screamed vigorously, mixed with a lot of confusion and surprise, I didn't expect the breath coming out of my mouth to be so exaggerated.

Then Dali and Steven began a duet, one hiccup and one fart, you and me, and the office was completely smoky, presumably full of methane gas.

Zhou Sheng really wanted to go in and light a fire experiment, but he really didn't have the courage, he and Mei Li had already retreated to a distant place. After all, the office is not sealed, and it is better to stay away.

An hour later, Steven and Dali were about to collapse, and the room was full of stench. The two men climbed to the door, disappointed to find that the door was locked, and there was no one outside.

The two men spent an unforgettable night inside, and the next day Zhou Sheng brought Gail and Carl to open the door, and then took a few steps back, "Two teachers, you should go in first." ”

Gail and Carl had already guessed that Zhou Sheng had helped them get Steven, but they didn't expect to even get the key to the office. The two of them were extremely grateful, but they found that Zhou Sheng's blink of an eye had already run away.

Carl smiled: "I really don't know what this kid is going to do?"

Gail said, "Maybe he has something else to do, let's go inside." ”

Gail and Carl pushed open the door, only to feel that it was dark in front of them, and a foul smell hit their faces, and they both fled.

Karl exclaimed: "There is a poisonous gas bomb inside, do you want to report it to the City Lord's Mansion?"

Zhou Sheng smiled from afar, "Ha Luha, it's so funny." Two teachers, how about breakfast?"

"Uh......"

The two teachers were speechless for a while, and they were still calculated by this kid, but this kid was their benefactor, so they could only endure it. The two of them wanted to ask, but they heard an extremely fragile voice behind them.

When the two of them turned around, they saw two dying people, one fat and one thin, crawling out of it with difficulty.

"Principal Steven?" exclaimed the two, "uh, who is this fat man?"

The two of them didn't know what to say, and their dismissal and demotion this time was done by this fat man. In line with the principle of saving people first, the two hurried over, and the ninja stinked and helped Steven and Dali over.

They came to another conference room, and Zhou Sheng looked at it with a grin. Steven and Dali gulped in the fresh air, and both of them were on the verge of collapse one night.

The aura in Dali's body seems to have been poured out because of the hiccups, and he has returned to his previous figure, still a fat man.

Zhou Sheng took out two contracts and handed them to Steven. "Headmaster, it's been a hard night. Please sign your name on this, and you will be completely free. ”

Steven was already in agony from torture, and he was in the mood to take a look, so he picked up the pen and signed his name. Steven thought to himself, whatever it is, this kid really can't be messed with.

Zhou Sheng handed the two contracts signed to Gail and Carl respectively. "Congratulations, two teachers. You have officially become a permanent special teacher in Yangfan Demon Martial Arts Middle School, and your salary is twice that of other special teachers. And after retirement, the salary remains the same. ”

“......”

Gail and Carl, the two big men, their eyes are moist, although this kid is a little broken, but for the people who have helped, he must give a rich reward.

"Thank you. The two men thanked Zhou Sheng at the same time, and now they couldn't pay it off for the rest of their lives.

Carl put away his sad mood and said heroically: "Classmate Zhou Sheng, I have a treat at noon today, call all your friends over, I want to stay drunk with you." ”

Gail revealed: "Pull you down, do you think I don't know about the washboard you knelt on for three days last time." I see, this time I'm coming, anyway, I'm a bachelor, and there's no pressure. But drink less wine, or I am afraid that your knees will suffer again. ”

"Ha Luha, in fact, Mr. Carl's name is strong and courageous, maybe after drinking, he will not be afraid of his wife. Zhou Sheng quipped that he would accept this meal unceremoniously.

These three have made an appointment with the guests, and two of them are depressed.

Zhou Sheng pulled vigorously, "Let's go, you girl, I'll accompany you to the City Lord's Mansion." Principal Steven, you are free, please take care of the two teachers, we will see you soon. ”

Carl couldn't help but ask, "Classmate Zhou, is this ......?"

Zhou Sheng paused and said: "If you really want to know about Lu Dao, then let me tell you, he is the cousin of Mayor Hello Audi." The chef in the City Lord's Mansion, you can think about the rest. Zhou Sheng dragged up the chubby vigorous and left, the screams of the vigorous strangulation, and the desperate athlete's thick calves, hoping to keep up with Zhou Sheng's pace.

Carl and Gail understood a little bit and guessed the ins and outs. This vigorous and miserable appearance, two words, deserves it.