“……”

"Don't turn on the lights!"

"Third sister-in-law, let me see ......"

"What's so good, don't let me see it!"

"Chunhua, please, let me take a look, just take a look!"

"It's not all the same, go back and see your daughter-in-law ......"

……

Lu Xiaole, who was squatting outside the window, couldn't help laughing anymore when he heard this, and laughed out loud----

There was silence in the room for three seconds, and then a man's roar rang out:

"Lu Xiaole, don't run away with your dog----"

Lu Xiaole ran away with a smile, he had just climbed the wall, and a brick was thrown at him with the sound of the wind, but fortunately he jumped down in time and was not smashed.

Lu Xiaole walked through the winding alleys in the village, and soon ran out of the village and came to the outside of the village.

After leaving the village, he looked back and saw that no one had caught up, so Lu Xiaole slowed down and walked along a field path outside the village towards the field.

"Liu Lao Er, this bastard, took advantage of the third old man to work in other places, and secretly climbed into the bed of other people's daughters-in-law, and I finally caught him today!"

Thinking of the scene he had overheard just now, Lu Xiaole couldn't help but laugh again.

It was a good night tonight, and the moon was shining brightly through the thin clouds.

Walking on the field path, both sides are full of waist-length corn, the breeze blows, and the corn leaves "rustle"; In the canals in the fields, the "cooing" of frogs comes and goes, interweaving into a quiet "field night map".

Lu Xiaole has just turned 18 years old this year, and his parents have gone to the south to work, leaving him and his grandfather to rely on each other in the countryside.

Grandpa contracted an orchard in the farmland in the south of the village, and on weekdays, Lu Xiaole lived in the orchard and guarded the orchard.

The orchard is only a mile away from the village, and in less than ten minutes, Lu Xiaole came to the orchard.

There are three brick houses on the edge of the orchard, one is Lu Xiaole's bedroom, one is a utility room, where farm tools and fertilizers are placed, and one has a "Shifeng" brand tricycle.

Lu Xiaole entered the bedroom and turned on the electric light, some dim lights reflected this messy room.

There is a table and chairs in the room, as well as a bed.

There are several martial arts novels on the table; A small fan was placed on the chair, facing the bed; There was a mosquito net on the bed--- which had turned a little yellow, and there were a few holes in it.

Lu Xiaole entered the house, first took a fruit knife and cut a piece of watermelon and gnawed it, then turned on the fan and got into the mosquito net.

After lying down, he took out a book from under his pillow and looked at it with relish.

The book is called "Orchid Whisk Acupoint", but it is not a martial arts novel, but a "massage and health care encyclopedia".

As for the origin of this book, I have to start from half a month ago.

On that day, Lu Xiaole was selling melons in the town.

At this moment, a beggar walked by, staring at the watermelon with his eyes intended, and only swallowing saliva in his mouth.

Lu Xiaole relented for a while, and gave the beggar a watermelon.

The beggar devoured a watermelon, and still looked at Lu Xiaole pitifully without quenching his thirst.

Lu Xiaole was a good person to the end, so he had to send another one.

After the beggar was full, he touched his belly contentedly, looked at Lu Xiaole, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Young man, I see that your heavenly court is full, the earth pavilion is round, and your bones are strange, you are really a rare martial arts wizard......"

For this kind of deceptive trick, Lu Xiaole has not encountered many times, he looked at the beggar lightly, and said with a smile: "Is it the task of saving the earth that is entrusted to me?" ”

The beggar shook his head and said solemnly:

"That's not it, you can't afford such a big task. Young man, although you have the appearance of great wealth and nobility, but you have peach blossoms on your face and spring in the corners of your eyes, you are indispensable in this life, and you can't escape the peach blossom disaster. ”

"Young man, I have a strange book here, I give it to you, you practice diligently, make good use of it, and you can help you succeed in the future, and your official fortune will be prosperous, and you will be rich and rich!"

As he spoke, the beggar took out a book from his arms and handed it to Lu Xiaole.

Lu Xiaole looked at it, and there were five big characters written on the cover of the book: orchid brushing acupoint; There are also two lines of small characters next to it, one reads: by Huang Yaoshi; One writes: The prodigal son of the flower bush is recorded.

Lu Xiaole is also a reader who is familiar with martial arts novels, of course he knows that "Orchid Whisk Acupointist" is Huang Yaoshi's martial arts, but he is a little curious about who this "flower prodigal" of "Jinglu" is.

"Who is the prodigal son of the flowers?"

The beggar grinned, showed his big yellow teeth, pointed to his rosacea, and said proudly:

"The prodigal son of the flower bush is me! I am the prodigal son of the flowers!"

"With your dignity, you dare to call yourself the prodigal son of the flowers?"

Lu Xiaole was so angry that he almost picked up the watermelon and smashed it on the beggar's head, but after all, he was cultivated, so he forcibly suppressed his anger and only said a concise word to the beggar:

"Roll ----"

The beggar did not roll, but still said shamelessly:

"Don't you look at me now, 20 years ago, I was the only '10,000 yuan household' in ten miles and eight townships, at that time, women scrambled to please me, I was a groom every day, seven times a night, in the middle of thousands of flowers, not a leaf sticking to the body......"

Lu Xiaole couldn't bear it anymore, picked up a watermelon with both hands, and threw it at the beggar.

At this time, the beggar was still holding a book in one hand, but the other hand was unusually flexible to catch the watermelon thrown over.

The watermelon was like a ball, spinning rapidly on the palm of his hand----

Lu Xiaole was stunned for a moment, and after a closer look, he found that the reason why the watermelon was rotating rapidly was because the beggar's fingers were turning the watermelon with unusual dexterity--- he had never seen such a flexible technique.

"Huh! What kind of spell is this? ”

"This is not a spell, this is a unique technique that I can only achieve by cultivating the Orchid Whisk Acupoint Hand for many years. Boy, are you interested now? ”

Lu Xiaole didn't dare to underestimate this beggar now, and he was also interested in the orchid acupoint hand.

"How much do you want?"

"Flowers for beauties, swords for heroes, you and I are destined, I will give it to you, no money, just send this watermelon."

"Uh, well, deal!"

The beggar handed the book to Lu Xiaole, spun the watermelon in his hand, stepped on the slippers, and drifted away----- his back looked a little majestic.

Lu Xiaole took the book and couldn't wait to open the first page of the book.

The first page is full of pencil writing, to the effect that the Orchid Whisk Acupoint Hand was created by the Grandmaster Huang Yaoshi, which is not only a profound martial arts method, but also a unique massage technique.

Just because the internal strength and mental method passed on by Huang Yaoshi has been lost, he cannot practice peerless martial arts, and now he can only use it as a massage technique.

After practice, the person being massaged can be refreshed, the whole body is comfortable, and all diseases can be eliminated, and the caster can naturally benefit a lot from it.

"I believe you're a ghost!"

Lu Xiaole just took a cursory look at the first page, then turned the second page, and when he saw it, his face couldn't help but turn red, and his heart jumped.

On the second page of the book, a naked woman is drawn.