Chapter 67: The teacher beats the palm
Chao Chunli was skeptical:
"I see, I said how do you remember. However, even if you were able to memorize it at the time, it has been several years, and you should have forgotten it. No, I'll have to test you again to see if you really have a good memory. ”
Chao Chunli rummaged through the Chinese textbook for a while, and finally found a longer one.
"Classmate Lu Xiaole, now the teacher asks you to recite the 'Drunkard Pavilion'."
Lu Xiaole smiled bitterly: "Teacher, this one is longer, can you change it to a short one?" ”
Chao Chunli glared: "No, I like to be long, teacher!"
Lu Xiaole smiled "poof".
Chao Chunli realized that her words seemed to be a little wrong, and she couldn't help but blush, and tapped on Lu Xiaole's head with a teaching rod, and reprimanded:
"Don't think crooked, carry it quickly, don't bargain."
Lu Xiaole cleared his throat and began to recite it:
"Drunkard Pavilion Ji, Song, Ouyang Xiu. All around Chu are mountains. Its southwest peaks, the forest gully is particularly beautiful, and the one who looks at it is blue and deep and beautiful, Langya also. The mountain travels six or seven miles, and gradually hears the murmuring of water, and the one who pours between the two peaks is also brewing springs. The peak turns around, there is a pavilion winged on the spring, and the drunkard pavilion is also ......"
Before Lu Xiaole could finish reciting, Chao Chunli stopped:
"Stop, stop, don't carry it."
Lu Xiaole smiled: "What's the matter, teacher, did I make a mistake?" ”
Chao Chunli glared at Lu Xiaole, her face full of incredulity:
"It's really weird, how do you remember such a long article? Lu Xiaole, are you a genius? ”
Lu Xiaole smiled bitterly: "If I were a genius, I wouldn't be a little carpenter, and I would have become a college student a long time ago." ”
Chao Chunli: "Then how do you remember?" Don't say that I was forced to memorize it a hundred times by the teacher, I don't believe it. ”
Lu Xiaole smiled: "This article was not forced by the teacher, but I took the initiative to remember it in order to get the attention ......of a female classmate."
Chao Chunli interrupted Lu Xiaole's words: "Okay, don't make it up, I don't believe half of your words." ”
She tilted her head, thinking about the problem, she had to test Lu Xiaole, and after a while, she took a history book, looked through it for a while, and said:
"Stinky boy, your language is good, and I don't believe in your history."
Next, the teacher began to ask questions. Lu Xiaole, please tell me the main content of the Shang Martingale Reform. ”
Lu Xiaole thought for a moment and said:
In 356 B.C., Qin Xiaogong appointed Shang Ying to preside over the Shang Dynasty reform, the main contents of which include the following: "
"First, the state recognizes the private ownership of land and allows it to be bought and sold freely. Second, those who are rewarded for ploughing and warfare and produce a lot of grain and cloth can be exempted from forced labor. III. Knighthoods are conferred according to the size of military law......"
Chao Chunli heard Lu Xiaole recite two, and she knew that it was difficult for him.
This time, she didn't stop Lu Xiaole from talking, she just quietly looked at this "genius boy" who suddenly became great in her mind, and waited for him to finish memorizing.
She always thought that Lu Xiaole was just an ordinary peasant boy, even if she had that kind of relationship with him, she didn't think he was amazing, and it was only now that she was impressed by his "hidden" talent.
Lu Xiaole continued:
"Fourth, establish a county system, which is governed by officials directly sent by the monarch. The historical role of the Shang Dynasty Reform was to develop the economy of Qin, strengthen the combat effectiveness of the army, and develop into the richest and most powerful feudal state in the late Warring States period. Teacher, I'm done memorizing, are you still satisfied? ”
Chao Chunli sighed: "Convinced!"
Lu Xiaole smiled proudly, he stood up and took the teaching rod from Chao Chunli's hand.
"It's time for me to be a teacher. Chao Chunli, please sit in your seat, and the teacher will start asking questions. ”
Chao Chunli had a sad face: "Teacher, don't be too difficult with the questions you asked." ”
Lu Xiaole smiled: "It's not difficult, how can I spank you?" ”
Chao Chunli's face was even more bitter: "Can you not spank?" ”
Lu Xiaole said with a smile: "What part to hit is decided by the teacher, and you are not qualified to bargain." Go and sit down. ”
Chao Chunli had no choice but to sit in her seat, although she knew that Lu Xiaole would not hurt her, she was still a little worried.
Lu Xiaole began to pose as a teacher, condescendingly, looking down at Chao Chunli, who was like a "lamb to the slaughter", and smiled proudly, he tapped the teaching rod, did not read the textbook, and asked questions directly.
"Chao Chunli, you don't have to be afraid, the teacher won't give you a problem, just return it as it is. Below, please recite the 'Yueyang Tower' with feelings. Chao classmate, the teacher just memorized this article, and you heard it, you won't forget it so quickly, right? ”
Chao Chunli glared and said decadently, "This...... I think ......"
Lu Xiaole said with a smile: "I am willing to lose the bet, classmate Chao, please stretch out your palm, and the teacher will hit your palm." ”
Chao Chunli was relieved when she heard that she would not be spanked, and hurriedly asked, "Left hand or right hand?" ”
Lu Xiaole: "Which one to bear, which one to fight." ”
Chao Chunli stretched out her right hand: "Come on." ”
Lu Xiaole picked up Chao Chunli's palm, raised the whip, and hit it on the palm of his hand.
"Smack."
Although it was neither light nor heavy, Chao Chunli was still beaten and trembled, and quickly retracted her hand and glared at Lu Xiaole:
"You're really fighting?"
Lu Xiaole smiled: "The play must be done enough, and the performance must be emotionally invested, and it can't be too fake." ”
Chao Chunli smiled bitterly: "Okay, if it falls into your hands, I admit it." However, let's talk about it first, the second question, you can't let me memorize the Drunkard Pavilion Notes, otherwise, I won't play. Give me a short one. ”
Lu Xiaole grinned: "Didn't you just say that you like to be long?" ”
Chao Chunli's face turned red, and she said angrily: "you, it was just now, I like short ones again now, can't I?" ”
Lu Xiaole smiled: "Okay, okay, as long as you want." Then I'll give you a short story, don't say that the teacher doesn't care about you. Next, please recite 'Reward for the first meeting in Yangzhou', this is short enough, right? ”
Chao Chunli thought for a while and said, "I really seem to have a bit of an impression of this, it's not long." I forgot the first two sentences, teacher, can you give me some hints? ”
Lu Xiaole: "Okay, the teacher will recite the first two sentences for you." Bashan Chushui was desolate, and he was abandoned for twenty-three years. Let's go back to it. ”
Lu Xiaole memorized the first two sentences, and Chao Chunli remembered the whole poem, she had a good academic performance, and she only dropped out of school for five or six years, and she hadn't forgotten it all.
Chao Chunli tried hard to recall, hesitantly reciting:
"The nostalgic empty chant hears the flute, and the countryside turns over like a rotten Ke person. Thousands of sails passed by the side of the wreck, and ten thousand trees were spring in front of the sick wood. Listen to the song of Jun today, and temporarily rely on the spirit of a glass of wine. Teacher, am I back right? ”
Lu Xiaole smiled: "The general idea is good, but there are two wrong words." It's a 'sunken ship', not a 'sunken ship', a 'sick tree', not a 'sick tree'. ”
Chao Chunli had a bitter face: "Teacher, boats and boats, trees and trees, they all mean the same thing, almost, can you not fight this time?" ”
Lu Xiaole smiled: "Of course not, Tang poetry pays attention to artistic conception, the difference between one word and the artistic conception is very different." However, for the sake of what you can barely carry out, don't spank your ass this time, stick your feet out. ”
Chao Chunli was taken aback: "Ah, you want to hit the soles of my feet?" ”