Chapter 29 Are You Sick?

Shock the world!

August 25, 2024, 15:42.

Humans all over the world have inexplicably appeared on the top of their heads, and large golden characters have appeared.

[I've eaten! 】

[Foot control against the sky! ] ], [Street Writer], [Nothing Special], [Three No Boys], [Three No Women], [Top Sick Girl], [Pure Love Warrior], [Minotaur], [A Thousand Layers of Green Hat].

Bright characters like these hung above everyone's heads, showing off their professions, characteristics, thoughts, and strengths, and everyone was fucking dumbfounded!

Street corner.

Pedestrians were happy, eating barbecue and skewers, eating and eating, and one of them exclaimed, "-groove!" Grass grows on your head! ”

"Huh?"

"My day! Something has appeared on your head too! ”

"What's that?!"

"I'm Nima, what's this?!"

One of the burly men pointed to the words on a woman's head, "Gold Medal Technician?!" ”

The woman also covered her mouth, "Bath expert?!" ”

"I'm Nima, didn't you tell me before that you opened a sanatorium?!"

"Then you told me before that you are the manager of the bathing center!"

"Ouch, I'll you!"

"Stinky stupid,, break up!"

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Such a scene appeared on the streets, especially on the subway, when the four golden words "I am stupid-forced" appeared above someone's head, he only felt that he had nowhere to escape.

Covering his head with his hands, he was about to cry.

But then, a man ran over angrily, attracting everyone's attention.

"Wow, happy to be a daddy."

"Smile, happy to be a father!"

"Hahaha, what a miserable man."

Although the man was angry and banged the car door, indicating that he was going to get out of the car, he covered his head with his hand in the midst of the chatter of the people around him, "Woo woo!! ”

"Take it off! Take it off...... Take it off......"

"She loves me so much, I don't believe it, I definitely won't believe it."

The passengers around couldn't hold back, and felt that the corners of their mouths were more difficult to press than AK, which was originally a very sad thing, but they just couldn't help it.

The joys and sorrows of people are not the same, I just think they are noisy.

Of course, most people still use their mobile phones to look at the top of their heads, and there are all kinds of labels.

[Mechanical Engineer], [Student Party], [Construction Worker], [Rotten Girl], [Otaku].

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Meanwhile.

Within the government-government department, a security conference center for Lin Ye.

Wang Yanghua was speaking, but as he spoke, he found that something was wrong, and couldn't help but rub his eyes, and found that these people had a line of fonts on their heads.

"I'm dazzled?"

He looked at the familiar faces one by one, until a person with the title of [Spy] fell into his eyes, and then his brows furrowed slightly, "Li Hua! ”

"Huh?!"

Li Hua was taken aback, then stood up, and then was stunned again, "Chief...... A line appears over your head. ”

“?”

Wang Yanghua's brows furrowed.

Seeing the situation at the scene, he picked up his phone and turned on the camera.

【Major General of the Chinese Army, the world's top military expert, leader of advanced thought】

His string of words is long enough, and even a head can't withstand it, directly beyond most of the distance between the two sides, which is the most exaggerated existence in the entire conference room.

With a wave of his hand, he found that these fonts could not be obscured or eliminated, as if they had grown out of thin air.

He was stunned.

He is indeed what these fonts say, he is an extremely good major general, and he is also the world's number one military wizard, and of course he is also the leader of advanced ideas, but he has never fucking told anyone about his advanced thoughts, how do you know this thing?

Soon, he thought of a possibility.

I'm afraid it's my own excellence that God can't stand it, so I gave it to him, right?

Then he put down his phone and looked at everyone on the scene, but what was the situation above their heads?

That's not right!

Wang Yanghua's eyelids jumped, and Lin Ye's sly smile couldn't help but appear in his brain.

"Wrong!"

"I did it!"

“……”

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but blush, and slapped it on the table, "Come on, take Li Hua away, and shoot him immediately!" Oh no, survey! ”

With a bang, a few soldiers broke in outside, carrying Li Hua and walking out.

Everyone at the scene was silent, but then they wondered: "Chief...... These words ...... in our heads"

One of them had a writing on his head.

【Cancer patients】

It was an old comrade who had worked hard in the unit all his life, and everyone didn't know that he had cancer, and he wanted to work at work until he died.

Unexpectedly, he was interrupted by this sudden title.

Wang Yanghua frowned, "...... first Forget it, let's go collect information first, investigate this matter clearly, and end the meeting today. ”

"Lao Feng, come over here."

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Far across the ocean, inside the American Security Service.

They checked the surveillance, and a line appeared on the head of a blonde man.

【Sex Expert】

Then, another person appeared with a line of words.

【Genshin Impact Player】

“?”

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The world has changed!

After a few seconds of silence, the internet went straight to the fry!

Countless netizens posted videos, texts, and pictures on major platforms, some of them were laughing, some were crying, and some were going crazy.

[Brothers, I found a very terrible thing, just now a line of words appeared on my head, and I can't erase it at all! 】

[It's awesome! 】

[According to my observations, most of these fonts are related to personality, occupation, and expertise, for example, my title is 'useless waste'.] 】

[Haha, waste can still be used, the title is not very rigorous. 】

[Who has my miserable, my name is 'licking dog'! ] 】

[Little brother upstairs, do you need a goddess, I'll lick it for you. 】

[Don't say it, my girlfriend's title is 'bus',-.] 】

[There is another sad person in the city today, and my title is 'mental retardation'!! 】

[Eh, why is my title 'handsome soft rice man'? ] 】

['Grade 1 high school student', mine is this.] 】

[Sleep-groove, Xueba! 】

[The first grade is considered a Mao, and there is the first in Henan Province next door. 】

【Champion??? This year's champion?! 】

[The first in Henan Province is too ruthless. 】

[Aren't you all human? 】

[My title is, 'Unevolved Monkey'.] 】

[Hahahaha. 】

In short, the appearance of the title has made everyone fry, as long as it is a platform that can publish speeches, everyone is talking about the title.

Lin Ye, as the person concerned, has already turned off the live broadcast, ready to rest for two days, and carefully ponder the long-term task of world peace.

It was also at this time that I sorted out the comments on the Internet.

"Tsk, it's a lot of fun now."

He looked at a selfie of a man on his phone.

The man with glasses has the title of 'No. 1 in Chengdu High School' on his head.

Swipe down again.

"Poof!"

[I eat a lot and fart very loudly]

This is a little fat man, who looks like one hundred and eighty pounds, he is very aggrieved at the moment to grab the title with his hands, but he can't catch anything, and he said with a sad face: "Brothers, what should I do now, I can't find a girlfriend in the first place, and this time it's even worse." ”

"I don't want to do that either!!"

First floor: [Come on, look at the buddy.] 】

[Bitter Lord] (meaning being cuckolded by your partner a lot)

The poster replied: "Hey, hey! ”

Lin Ye didn't hold back, laughed twice, and then coughed: "I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing." ”

Immediately, he looked up and found that there were already several more police cars in front of him!

“?”

The policemen held guns and shields and shouted: "You are now surrounded, please give up all senseless resistance, even if it is you Lin Ye, we will arrest you!" ”

"Are you sick?!" He stood up suddenly.

"You have the right to remain silent, but your next words will be evidence in court!" One of them shouted with a loudspeaker and continued: "Do it! Arrested! ”

"Ouch, are you really playing with me?!"

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