Chapter 18: The Host Is Crazy
"Hurry up and burn it, and strive for my eldest daughter to live in it tomorrow."
"Okay, I'll go out and collect firewood again." After Tuesday Lang finished speaking, he didn't wait for them to agree, and ran out with a smile on his face.
Jin Shan looked at Erlang's back and muttered, "Why didn't you find out that this kid was like a monkey before." ”
"People can dart with your uncles, and they have already practiced it."
Jin Shan was afraid that his mother would say something derogatory to him again, so he was busy playing a round for himself, "I can't let my father have no successor." ”
"If you don't have the great ideal of running away from the tartars, you are not a good cook."
Father Kim: He held back.
Liang had already burst out laughing.
Only Jin Shan and his family looked confused, what does it have to do with playing tartars and being cooks?
It seems that there is, they are the people of Daqi, and everyone is responsible for fighting Tartars.
Thinking through this, Jin Shan immediately rolled up his sleeves and let out a bold statement: "Dad, those Tartars are stinky and beautiful, if they really meet our father and son, the son promises not to let them go back with all their tails." ”
"Good boy, worthy of my son." Jin Sheng was also taken aback by his words, but now it seems that having a son is not a bad thing.
Jin Shan grew so big, it was the first time he heard his father say such sensational words, he grinned and showed a mouthful of big white teeth, and the speed of his next work was much faster than before.
It was completely dark, and the family sat around the fire and ate another thin meal.
Jin Shan held the big bowl, looked at the dark night outside worriedly, and said, "I don't know what happened to the second child." ”
"The Luo family is not stupid, they will flee to the south if they get the letter."
"It's just that the family, all of them have a hundred hearts, and I'm worried that the second brother will suffer with them."
"It's also his own willingness to suffer."
Jin Shan wanted to sigh for his stupid brother, but his father and mother were beside him, and this was the case, as the eldest son, he had to set an example for his sister and brother-in-law.
"That stubborn donkey, when we recognized Luo, even if we were parents, we couldn't resist him."
"I don't know if he regrets it now."
"The path you choose, even if you cry, you have to finish it yourself."
"It's okay, we... Together. ”
The flames jumped and danced, like a naughty boy stretching and pinching Jin Sheng's words, and then crumpled them into balls.
At night, people who have been tired all day quickly fall asleep.
Only Erlang is a little unproductive, and he has to hold his daughter-in-law's hand when he sleeps.
He was afraid, afraid that he was dreaming, that he would wake up....
On such a cold day, he couldn't live a day.
finally waited until Tuesday Lang fell asleep, and after enduring Tongzi for a day, he finally found a chance to speak.
"Host, you haven't opened the birth gift package yet."
"If you don't remind me, I'll forget."
System: The host is not the average heart-big.
Jin Liangyu thought that there would be another surprise waiting for him, and his little heart "pounded" faster, and his consciousness immediately entered the home in the system.
"Well, it's better to be at home."
"Of course." Tongzi was still very satisfied with the host's reaction.
Jin Liangyu looked around again, as if he was not in a hurry to open the gift bag, Tongzi was in a hurry.
"Host, do you want to open it?"
"Open."
With Jin Liangyu's voice: "Open." Jin Liangyu felt that her eyes lit up, and it was like a light screen appeared in front of her, showing lines of text on it.
First, postpartum repair.
It includes gynecology, internal medicine, surgery and other body functions.
After Jin Liangyu only finished reading this small paragraph, he felt that his soul that had escaped had nowhere to put it.
"Xiao Jiu, after this item is done, is it like a human body reorganization?"
"The host is perfectly reassembled."
Jin Liangyu a "I.... After the word, I ran out of words, and I couldn't find a suitable adjective when I searched my stomach.
Tongzi: Is the host happy and stupid?
"The host can use it."
"Use." Don't be stupid.
Jin Liangyu has already described himself as impatient.
"Please exit the host's consciousness first."
"Okay."
"Please lie down, host."
"Xiao Jiu, how much time does it take?"
"An hour is enough."
"An hour?"
"Yes, in an hour, the host will feel the earth-shaking changes in the body from the inside out."
"I'm looking forward to it."
"Host, please lie down and close your eyes."
"Okay."
Jin Liangyu happily agreed, and gently pulled his hand out of Erlang's hand. Afraid that he would notice, he naughtily stuffed a cloth tiger that teased the child into his hand to fill the number.
Tongzi: The host is mischievous.
Jin Liangyu said, "Xiao Jiu, I'll lie down." ”
"Okay."
As soon as Jin Liangyu closed his eyes, his brain was dizzy, and he soon fell asleep.
The night is boundless, and I don't know when, the sparse rain comes quietly and blends into the beautiful mountains and rivers.
The light of the fire in the cave faded until it became one with the darkness.
Strange to say, the baby slept more peacefully than yesterday, and did not cry.
Toko: Is it easy for me?
An hour later, Jin Liangyu, who was comfortable and didn't want to open her eyes, woke up, she felt that her whole body was full of strength, and she seemed to have endless strength.
"Xiao Jiu, my whole body is warm and comfortable." Jin Liangyu uses consciousness to communicate with Tongzi.
She carefully rubbed her stomach again, and was pleasantly surprised to find, "Stomach, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore." And also...? ”
The undulating fat belly is gone, and the firm and flat belly is so good.
And this waist, smooth and delicate, wide and soft moderate....
When she stroked her cheeks delicately and gracefully, her fat face and double chin were gone, and her tender white little face seemed to shine in the darkness.
Love, love, she really wants to look in the mirror.
If she hadn't remembered that there was Tuesday Lang and the baby next to her, she would have jumped up to celebrate.
"OMG! It was an unexpected surprise. ”
Jin Liangyu covered her cheeks, beauty can't find the north, her throbbing heart is a purposeless hurricane from heaven to earth. If you can see it, you will be able to leave behind a long line of Martian seeds, which will be as spectacular as the tail of a comet.
Tongzi: The host is crazy.
Jin Liangyu: It should be understandable to be crazy once.
What woman wouldn't be crazy about her beauty? She is just an ordinary woman, and she is inevitably vulgar.
Unbeknownst to Tongzi, if it were to be an entity now, its host would have to push it to the ground and gnaw on it.
Don't think crookedly, it's not rude, it's Jin Liangyu-style thanks.
Tongzi was afraid that the host would go crazy again, so it had no way to end it, so it had to divert the host's attention.
"Host, there's a lot of stuff in the back, and it looks good."
"Oh, Xiao Jiu, if you don't say it, I'll ignore it all. Hahaha, I'm very satisfied with this one. ”
"Host, you'd better take a look, in case there's something more satisfying for you."
Tongzi: I've learned to tempt, am I easy?