Chapter 23: Holding Smelly Feet
People rely on clothes, Zhou Xiaozhou has indeed changed, from a beggar to a noble son, although it has not reached the point where a frog has become a prince, the span is really not small, and people who are not too familiar really can't recognize it.
He didn't bother to pay attention to the old cat, and looked at Da Zhuang: "Are you okay?" ”
"It's okay, it's good."
Da Zhuang showed him a lot of activities, it was not easy to find a job, and he had to support his family, and he almost came back from his injuries.
It's a big deal that I don't go out and hang out after I go to the county town.
Zhou Xiaozhou wanted to tell him a few words, but he couldn't say it, sometimes things can't be avoided, it's not a matter of being careful or careless.
"Change teams, don't go to the county seat."
"Oh... Thank you. ”
Da Zhuang is also panicked when he thinks about it, and if he goes to the county town again, he may be targeted by those ruffians, and he may really be killed.
You really have to change teams.
The old cat sneered and said loudly: "Zhou Paiqing, you were derelict in your duty during the vigil, causing us to die and be injured, you must be responsible and you must pay money."
At the very least, we have to be invited to a big meal to get rid of bad luck. ”
If you do something wrong, apologize and have a meal, it is the minimum requirement.
But it is absolutely impossible for Zhou Xiaozhou to invite this meal, isn't it in vain to pick up the responsibility?
Besides, it is better to feed the dog than to ask him to eat.
"I slept like a dead pig, and I slept between the two yachas, and they were like your parents, hugging other people's stinky feet tightly, licking and licking. is as deep as the sea, and it is already unfilial to you if you are not hacked to death together. ”
In the past, I was afraid of being expelled, and I didn't dare to offend people, no matter how much I was wronged, I endured it. Now I don't care about this job, and I immediately ridiculed him.
Ask for expulsion!
Before, he just didn't fight back, but now he does, and he's quite mean.
One sentence caused laughter, the old cat's face turned green, and he screamed: "What nonsense are you talking about, where are you holding stinky feet and licking and licking, you are framed..."
"No one else can see it, but I must be able to see it at vigil, see it with my own eyes..."
"Shit!"
The old cat roared angrily, rushed up to beat him with teeth and claws, and was kicked to the ground by Zhou Xiaozhou.
Nowadays, it is very easy to deal with an old cat.
The He family is really good to him, he is well fed and warm, his body is strong, and he has a foundation for cultivation, which is very stable.
Punching and kicking the old cat has always been his wish, and he was trying to clean him up, but he was pulled away by Da Zhuang and others.
"What a noise!"
Wu Dart Master walked over slowly, glanced at Zhou Xiaozhou with compassion, and said, "Zhou Ribs, I'm going to dart tomorrow, take a new person with you." ”
Without Zhou Xiaozhou in his team, he feels a little unreliable, no one is smarter, and there are many newcomers, so it gives him a headache when he thinks about it.
Zhou Xiaozhou shook his head: "I'm no longer doing it." ”
Wu Dart Master whispered: "The road fee will definitely be given to you." ”
Zhou Xiaozhou looked at him with disdain, but still shook his head: "It's not rare." ”
Now I feel that it is not so difficult to make some money, and it is not uncommon to pay any money on the road, and it is like going to die.
No wonder they are all so unlucky...
Wu Dart shook his head angrily and walked out of the dart game and went to drink stuffy wine.
couldn't hold a hairy boy, which made him very frustrated.
The old cat shouted again: "Zhou Paiji, why don't you come back from work, get out, you are not needed here." ”
Zhou Xiaozhou smiled and said, "Or, you fired me?" ”
How could he have the right to dismiss anyone, obviously sarcastic him, the old cat snorted coldly: "Wouldn't the dismissal be cheaper for you, you must lose money and pay you to death."
Take out all the money you earn as a male pet in the He family and compensate us victims..."
Zhou Xiaozhou said: "If you are afraid of being knifed, in the future, you will keep vigil by yourself, and you will be stable..."
was pulling, Qiao Yan hurriedly came out with a burden: "Let's go!" ”
Zhou Xiaozhou was stunned for a long time: "Where are you going?" ”
Elopement?
"Go to the royal city!"
"In such a hurry?"
"It's been many days late."
"I need to go home and say something..."
"I've already told you that."
Qiao Yan couldn't help but say, and pulled him away.
It's a long way to go to the royal city, thousands of miles away.
The two of them walking hand in hand?
Thinking a little too much, Qiao Hao not only prepared a carriage, but also a girl to accompany him, and was escorted by an old dart master.
pulled Zhou Xiaozhou, just because Qiao Yan refused to go.
"Master Gao, I'm glad to meet you."
Zhou Xiaozhou naturally knew this dart master, saluted politely, and took the initiative to sit in the position of catching the car.
Qiao Yan jumped naughtily on his back, pulled him, hugged and hugged him and climbed into the car, so frightened that Zhou Xiaozhou hurriedly looked around, afraid that Qiao Hao would see him and really break his hand.
The girl also wanted to pull him up, but he quickly ducked away.
"Stingy."
The girl scolded him angrily.
Zhou Xiaozhou rolled his eyes, isn't it just two steps high, how can a girl be so delicate?
Although I haven't driven a horse-drawn cart, I've driven an ox-cart before, and I can get started very quickly, and I look like I was in a hurry.
Horse-drawn carts were naturally much lighter and faster than ox-carts, and the speed was still ten or twenty yards per hour.
Gao Dart Master held the sword, and the old god sat on the wheel and looked at him, and said with a smile: "Zhou Paiji, I heard that you are very good in the He family, and the He family wants to recruit you as a son-in-law, how can you be willing to come back?" ”
Zhou Xiaozhou sighed: "Reluctant..."
I really miss the bed in He's house, and I slept comfortably...
Qiao Yan's feet stretched out from the curtain of the car, kicked him in the back, and scolded him: "A manly man, how can he be a son-in-law." ”
Originally, she also had the intention of recruiting Zhou Xiaozhou to be her son-in-law, but it seemed that it would not work.
"No, no, how can I Zhou Xiaozhou be a door-to-door son-in-law..."
Even if I brought a girl from Qinglou home, I never thought about being a son-in-law.
"A man must have great ambitions, self-cultivation and Qi family rule the country and level the world, to be an official, to be an official, you must be an official, you understand!
If I weren't a daughter, I would be an official myself, and you could only be a master for me. ”
The women of the Wusheng Dynasty can't be officials, so she can only pull Zhou Xiaozhou as her representative.
"It's not good for girls to have such big ambitions..."
"You're going to listen to me."
Qiao Yan's soles stepped on his back and refused to take them back, and several shoe prints were printed on his good-textured clothes.
Zhou Xiaozhou felt that his clothes were dirty by the soles of her shoes, and he was a little unhappy: "Why are you getting more and more fierce?" ”
"It's not that makes you angry..."
Zhou Xiaozhou grabbed her foot and pinched it:
"Six-inch golden lotus hand upstream,
Cherry small-mouthed lion roars.
Three lives are fortunate to be kicked by Yi,
Four generations in the same house at the beginning..."
"Ascend to the disciples."
Qiao Yan finally retracted her foot, and the girl laughed: "Second Miss blush!" ”
"Shut up."
Qiao Yan scolded, put her face on the car curtain, and said, "This time I will try, it will start next year, you will definitely not be able to catch up." Let's try to catch up next time, give you four years, study hard, fail the top score, don't come back, don't marry a wife, don't take a concubine, don't hook up with a girl..."
The girl hurriedly said, "No, no, he didn't hook up with me." ”
It's not a roasted sweet potato, how can it be so easy...