Chapter 61: Brother Puts You in Your Pocket, Do You Kick Brother In the Ditch?

The hostess's silver teeth are going to be crushed!

But Huo Yunzhou had long forgotten her.

He sat in the spacious and comfortable back seat of the limited-edition luxury car and was in a dilemma.

Take out your phone and click on the [Star Traveler] dialog box.

The avatar on the opposite side is a string of shell wind chimes, which Huo Ran made with her own hands, and she casually slapped it as an avatar.

He typed: "Good afternoon, how is lunch today?" How many bowls did you eat? ”

Like a wise man! Delete!

He hit again: "Just now a woman asked me for WeChat, but I didn't give it." ”

No way! Don't abide by male morality! It seems that he is very attractive outside!

Delete it now!

After thinking about it for a long time, I still don't know how to turn on the chat mode.

Distressed!

He cut into Ye Xiangzhe's chat box.

The above messages are all links to the program for interviews that he forwarded before, and he asked Ye Xiangzhe to help forward and spread.

In addition, all the following messages were sent by Ye Xiangzhe.

[Brothers are all dogs]: Brother, why have you been typing?

[Brothers are dogs]: I've put up with you for a long time, what's the matter with you? Why is it being typed all the time?

[Brothers are dogs]: You write essays?

The last one was sent an hour ago.

After Huo Yunzhou forwarded him the interview link, he wanted to ask him how to chat with girls.

But because I don't know how to ask, I have been hesitating, writing, deleting, deleting.

The other side probably went berserk while waiting for him.

The following are all the four-character brother who sent him an emoji with his eyes closed and a Gatling emoji sent to him, and Tang Seng holding a Gatling emoji, vowing to blow him to slag.

Huo Yunzhou, who participated in the interview and didn't have time to reply to the message: .........

Very stupid look, ask him if he is reliable?

But Huo Yunzhou, who had no one to ask him without asking, could only start typing again desolately.

There's movement on the other side right away!

[Brothers are all dogs]: Still coming?! You wait, I'll go to you at night for offline Mortal Kombat!

[Huo Yunzhou]: Can you beat me?

After sending it over, Huo Yunzhou felt that this was a little familiar.

Someone seems to have said it to him too?

Forget it, I can't remember, it's important to get down to business.

[Brothers are all dogs]: ..... You're high, you're amazing, what's wrong with you? Is there a hidden disease? Then I recommend to you the director of Beijing Big Iron Stick Hospital, and ask him to register and see, and the stab is healthier.

[Huo Yunzhou]: ..... Don't refer your attending physician to me, keep it for yourself.

[Brothers are dogs]: [Four-character brother carrying bazooka emoji.ipg]

[Huo Yunzhou]: [Four-character brother closes his eyes and opens the cannon emoji.ipg]

[Brothers are all dogs]: You steal my emojis?

Ye Xiangzhe was like a hornet's nest that had been stabbed, and instantly spewed out several four-character brother emojis, some sitting on missiles, some sitting on tanks, some raising guns, and some Thanos flapping his fingers!

Huo Yunzhou's mobile phone buzzed non-stop for a while!

Chen Shun on the opposite side glanced at his boss and was full of admiration.

So busy? I've just finished the interview and I'm working on other things.

didn't take a break in the middle, looking at the frowning brows, his face was full of seriousness, he must be dealing with more than a billion affairs in a second!

No, only a mentally handicapped friend with a dozen emojis a minute!

Huo Yunzhou collapsed!

That's enough! Stop this farce! He hasn't asked serious yet!

Dog author patronizes the water word count!

Huo Yunzhou closed his eyes and drove the four-character brother out of his mind.

After much hesitation, he typed a line and sent it over.

[Huo Yunzhou]: I have a friend who has encountered a difficult matter, and I want to help him ask you.

[Brothers are all dogs]: Are you talking about this friend?

Huo Yunzhou: .....................

[Huo Yunzhou]: Am I important? It doesn't affect your ability to answer the question.

[Brothers are dogs]: Yes? Since you don't affect me from answering the question, why don't we be honest?

[Huo Yunzhou]: Don't ask, block you.

[Brothers are dogs]: Don't! Let's start over!

[Brothers are dogs]: Dear, what is wrong with that friend of yours? I'm 180 tall and have an IQ of 180, so I can definitely help you solve your problems.

[Huo Yunzhou]: What does your height have to do with answering questions? Why do you want to say it?

[Brothers are all dogs]: Because I am the highest IQ of high IQ!

Huo Yunzhou: ....... It's so cold!

[Brothers are all dogs]: What's the problem, hurry up!

[Huo Yunzhou]: My friend recently fell in love with someone, but he doesn't know how to chat with each other, what topics do you think is better to talk about when chatting with girls?

[Brothers are dogs]: I think Tanyaya has a more independent and capable personality, and she may not like to chat very much.

[Huo Yunzhou]: Did I say Tan Yaya?

[Brothers are all dogs]: Aren't they?

[Huo Yunzhou]: .......

[Brothers are all dogs]: Don't pretend to be an old brother, don't understand the right medicine! Can it be the same between people? I look at the snow and the moon with ordinary girls, from poetry and songs to life ideals, can you do it with her?

[Brothers are all dogs]: You have to catch her pain points! When you talk to her, what is the underlying logic? Where is the top-level design? What is the final delivery value? Where is the gripper of the process? How to ensure the closed loop of results? What are the highlights of what you post compared to others? What are the advantages? I don't see your precipitation and thinking, do you have formed your own methodology? Why is this person talking to her with? Isn't it different to talk to her differently?

[Huo Yunzhou]: Speak human words!

[Brothers are dogs]: Talk about what interests her.

Interested in her?

But what is she interested in?

She's interested in ...... That's right! It's the one! She's interested in that!

[Huo Yunzhou]: I see, thank you.

[Brothers are all dogs]: You got it? What do you know?

[Brothers are all dogs]: Are they there? Back to me? What are you going to do?

[Brothers are all dogs]: You fucking it, throw it away when you run out! If I can't beat you, I really want to beat you!

A new round of four-character brother emojis began to be sent.

Huo Yunzhou ignored this living treasure, he raised his head and said to Chen Shun.

"You immediately arrange a private jet, go to the hotel on the seaside resort island of Xujia as soon as possible, pick up the barbecue master Liu Guishun, and do a lawn BBQ at home for dinner today."

Clams?

Who?

Who is Liu Guishun? Why use a private jet specifically to pick it up?

State Banquet Chef?

The state banquet also has a barbecue!

However, a qualified general assistant will not always ask why?

Chen Shun reliably pushed his glasses and replied reliably.

"Okay, BOSS, I'll get in touch right away."

As he spoke, he started to make a phone call.

Huo Yunzhou arranged these and looked down at his phone again.

Ye Xiangzhe has been undisturbed by the news, otherwise he would have to see the face of his four-character brother in his dream tonight.

He clicked on the shell wind chime avatar, hesitated, and sent a message.

[Huo Yunzhou]: There is your favorite barbecue tonight, will you go home for dinner?

Star Traveler has turned on friend verification, and you are not yet his or her friend.

Please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after the verification is passed.

Huo Yunzhou: ..................

This woman actually deleted me?!

Damn it!!

Brother put you in your pocket, you kicked your brother in the ditch!

Eight Ga Ya Road!