Chapter 9: Please Understand and Answer the Meaning of Each Meaning in the Text!
"Big brother, it's September 99 now, how long has it been since the old boy, can you stop using this excuse to talk about me!" Dai Zhishuai said depressedly.
"Oh......"
Is there a Crazy Boy movie in this world?
Zhao Zheng sighed, silently looked at the time displayed on the computer, and found that it was Friday, September 7, 99, after 14:10, and thought: "The plot is going to start tomorrow?" ”
Because he never forgot it, he clearly remembered that the day of the end of the charcoal burning curse was September 9, which means that tomorrow Saturday, September 8, Dai Zhishuai and others will go to the murder house to receive a boxed lunch.
glanced at the old boy movie that he searched out on the computer, and at the same time, silently urged the true scriptures of the Qing Dadong on Maoshan Mountain.
"Oh you ......"
Dai Zhishuai said for a moment, stood up from the workstation and looked at Zhao Zheng, startling the surrounding employees for a moment, and Penny, who was close, swallowed her saliva,
"Is there another ......?"
Wow......
The whole office moved, all showing fear, even the cleaning aunt was no exception.
"Damn, don't scare us, idiot!" PJ also spoke, and the rest of the colleagues also spoke, and Dai Zhishuai glared at PJ unhappily.
"Say it again, my name is Dai Zhishuai, not a nerd ......," he said, paused, and looked at Zhao Zhengdao who was staring at him strangely.
"Why did you suddenly change, hey, I don't know how to say where you changed, it seems that those things are suddenly a little afraid of you."
Dai Zhishuai said a little irritably, as if he had a headache because he couldn't think of it.
"Maybe it's because I'm in good spirits, there is a way that people are afraid of ghosts for three points, and ghosts are afraid of people for seven points, the more you are not afraid of him, the more he is afraid of you!"
Zhao Zheng said, taking in the expressions of everyone in the office and thinking, "They all know ghosts, but why don't they ask for ghost hunting?" If the Tao is not obvious, it is still a ghost, and it is not very harmful. ”
As he spoke, Zhao Zheng looked at the mountain...... Dai Zhishuai, he felt that Dai Zhishuai seemed to be able to see that he had cultivated mana.
"That's it, what Brother Zheng said is reasonable......
"Yes, yes, there are so many people, they should be afraid of me!"
"That's it, it's ......"
PJ and the others echoed, the original fear was swept away, and Zhao Zheng nodded secretly: "It seems that my behavior is very in line with their cognition!" The identity of the system arrangement is very reasonable, as if I really worked here! ”
Magical!
Zhao Zheng thought about it, only to see Dai Zhishuai glance at PJ and the others with disdain, and muttered in a low voice: "One by one, they say that they are not afraid, but they are afraid to death in their hearts!" ”
"How do you know they're afraid?" Zhao Zheng was curious, Dai Zhishuai thought about it and frowned: "I don't know, I can feel it anyway......"
As he spoke, Dai Zhishuai stopped, looked at the newspaper on the table of his colleague on the side, and subconsciously picked it up.
"That's great......"
"It's really good......"
"yes, that's great......"
Look at the time,
Okay,
14:14:14
Zhao Zheng silently recited with an immovable expression: "The law of heaven is clear...... Heaven and earth, the law is pursued...... I obey the law of Sanmao Zhenjun, and I am as urgent as the law!"
Spelling, pinching, pinching the right hand Dao seal pinched without moving his head with a low expression, the ring finger and index finger of his right hand touched the eyelids of both eyes, and then turned again, with his thumb to the eyebrows a little heavier.
Yin and Yang Eyes - Open!
Looking up, Zhao Zheng frowned slightly, and instantly returned to normal looking at Dai Zhishuai and PJ who did not have a ghost on their bodies.
Looking around the office, ho, good guys, more than thirty employees, more than a dozen ghosts, no, it should be said that there are more than a dozen spirits.
According to Uncle Jiu, ghosts are only ghosts, lonely souls, wild ghosts and harmful ghosts, and there are also levels, but they can't be real.
Let's talk about the wandering spirits first, most of the wandering spirits refer to the final fate of those ghosts who do not have incense offerings, that is, ghosts who have been blinded by yin qi and anger, lost their wisdom, are stupid, and will only wander around according to their instincts.
It's called a geist.
Facing upwards is the lonely soul and wild ghost, which refers to the person who has just lost the incense offering, has no descendants to support, and has no tablet genealogy.
And then upward, it's a resentful ghost, a fierce ghost, a fierce ghost, all the way to the ghost king, the specific name depends on the individual, maybe your fierce ghost is his fierce ghost!
It may also be that your ghost king is his ghost general, just like Uncle Nine said, there is a hierarchy, but you can't do it really.
Unless you enter the path and enter the genus of ghosts and immortals.
otherwise
Hehe......
Then it was gone, Uncle Nine laughed, and didn't continue, if you understand, you understand, if you don't understand, then you don't understand.
"The ...... of a messy world"
Zhao Zheng thought in his heart, and said with a smile on the surface: "What's so good, show me." As he spoke, he took Dai Zhishuai's newspaper.
Reciting the Huang Tingjing silently in his heart, he guarded the spiritual platform, and looked at the three buildings next to each other in the newspaper photo: "Hey, why didn't I react?" Is it because I don't say I'm going to die, or because the system is protecting me! ”
Slowing down the speed of reciting the Huang Ting Sutra in his heart, he gradually slowed down in turn, making sure that the newspaper had no effect, and nodded.
"It's really good, what, you want to go?"
"Yes, it's tomorrow weekend, show me if it's far away!" As soon as he said it, Dai Zhishuai's eyes lit up.
"And me, I...... Go too! ”
PJ said, glancing at Penny, and after finding that Penny also said that she was going, he changed his words, causing the rest of the office to roll their eyes.
For the matter of PJ and the junior Penny, no one in the office knows, but no one says, plus PJ's husband is abroad.
"Okay, let's go together, Brother Zheng, do you want to go together!" Determining that the location was not far away, Dai Zhishuai showed joy and looked at Zhao Zheng.
"Go!"
Zhao Zheng nodded, Dai Zhishuai smiled, smiling happily, and the other people in the office thought it was strange, but they didn't think much about it.
After all, Dai Zhishuai was already chattering,
Get used to it.
"Okay, I'll call......"
Dai Zhishuai took out his mobile phone, and before the phone was called, the ringtone came to mind, and then Zhao Zheng clearly understood what a quarrel was.
The contents of the phone call can be translated as follows!
F: You don't understand me!
M: Don't you say how I understand you!
F: You don't need to say what you really understand!
M: I won't understand if you say it!
F: What's the point of saying it! I don't say you should understand it too!
M: I'm not a fortune teller, how do I know what you mean!
F: I don't mean anything!
M: It's really boring......
F: You don't think it's boring right now?
M: What do you mean?
F: What do you think I mean......
The actual content of the chat between the two is not inferior to the above translation at all, it is very explosive, and it can be used as the kind of foreigner's Chinese exam.
There is no other meaning, Zhao Zheng just asked those foreigners to translate what the meaning of each meaning is, and maybe it will come up with a very interesting meaning.
The employees in the office are accustomed to it, who is not accustomed to it all day long, Zhao Zheng can understand it, but he can't accept it.
"Cow break!"
How the hell does this go on......
Zhao Zheng sighed silently, glanced at the map on the computer, and walked quickly to Dai Zhishuai, who was making a phone call and going downstairs with flowers to find Jiabao.
"Something, help me carry it!"
Dai Zhishuai looked at Zhao Zheng, who went downstairs directly, put the phone around his neck, gave a thumbs up, and then continued to say what he meant.
As for Zhao Zheng, he didn't mean anything else by absenteeism, just to find a little meaning on the street, so that the ghost of the murderous house meant it.
So that the ghost knows he's funny!