Chapter Eighty-One: Leon: Family? Laugh to death, I'm an orphan! (Please order first!) )

"You like to scare people like that, do you know it's wrong to do that?"

"Know ......"

"If you know, hurry up and call home and say I'm sorry!"

"Don't ......"

"Yes!"

Outside the door of the power distribution room, Zhao Zheng, who had two empty bags, listened to the words of iron courage inside the door, hesitated, and was thinking about how Leon spoke Iron in the iron, only to see a little sister coming to the side,

Or rather,

Ah Qun!

Ah Qun glanced at Zhao Zheng's handsome face, ignored it directly, and looked into the door through the hole in the door of the power distribution room with great interest.

Seeing that Zhao Zheng's face was expressionless, he only felt that Ah Qun was jade, and his taste was poor, thinking about it, he raised his foot and kicked directly towards the iron gate, accompanied by a bang, which frightened Ah Qun screaming and retreating,

Splashed Ah Qun with ashes!

"Damn, you still said that you didn't come to rob my business!" Leon saw Zhao Zheng break in, and his face changed greatly,

Old Mrs. Li seized the opportunity, shook her head, dodged Leon's fruit knife and ran towards Zhao Zheng, shouting while running wildly.

"Help......"

"Okay"

Zhao Zheng grinned, revealing his white teeth, and his face was glowing with a ghostly light, which looked quite terrifying, making him silent for a moment,

put away his smile and stared at the fruit knife in Leon's hand that lit him, only to feel outrageous, how could there be so many scenes in a fruit knife!

Fruit Knife:()

Zhao Zheng: (●_)

Forgive him for his clumsiness, the fruit knife is still a fruit knife, ordinary, mediocre, and the kind with the price mark on it.

There were thousands of thoughts in his heart, and the reality was only a second, looking at Li Laolong who was approaching, Zhao Zheng shouted and closed his eyes,

However, he was angry, the voice was too small, so that no one except Zhao Zheng could hear it, and then there was a sudden dazzling golden light!

"Ah......h

Two screams, one was Ah Qun's, and one was Li Laolong's, Leon was not afraid of sunglasses, but he just frowned and stared at Zhao Zheng, hesitated for a while, and suddenly realized.

"Oh, you turned out to be the salted egg superman of the m78 nebula, tell me quickly, what is the purpose of your coming to earth, did you see me look like a jade tree in the wind, handsome and chic...... And it just so happens that you're in the middle of a race crisis, and you're going to arrest me......"

Leon was stunned for a moment, looked around, and stepped back in fear, clutching his chest, and said, "Wait, what about the women of your planet?" ”

"Don't you tell me you're the only one left?"

“……”

The corners of Zhao Zheng's mouth twitched, he had nothing to say, he pinched the Lingguan seal with his hand, and pressed it on the head of Li Laolong, who was squatting on the ground and covering his eyes.

Mrs. Li broke away from the body of the little dragon, turned into a miserable green streamer and flew upside down, directly attacking Leon, who saw Leon squatting down in a hurry and rummaging through the box for plastic wrap.

“……”

No

Where did you get your box!

Zhao Zheng looked at the box that came out of nowhere, as well as the parasol and other things that Leon took out of the box,

There is no sun to cover is not a slot, grenades and bombs are not slots, the slot is that the parasol is longer than the box, how did it get in, I saw that Zhao Zheng was expressionless,

Inexplicably, he thought of how to put the elephant in the refrigerator, just open the door, stuff it in, and close it!

Looking at the miserable green streamer scurrying around the house, Zhao Zheng looked at Leon who was still rummaging through the plastic wrap: "Can you do it, can't I'll come?" ”

"Shut up, you alien on the street, believe it or not, I called the police to send you to the laboratory and let you be studied all day long!" Leon cursed and hurriedly looked for plastic wrap.

Zhao Zheng was too lazy to take care of it, and he was bitten by a dog, looking at the old lady Li who was still jumping around the house after turning into a miserable green streamer, she moved her feet, strangled the ghost curse with her hand, and recited the curse of purifying heaven and earth,

However, just as he jumped up and was about to hit Mrs. Li, Leon looked happy, pulled the plastic wrap and stood up stunned.

"Damn, you aliens dare to steal my business!"

Leon held the plastic wrap in his hand and used a vicious dog to pounce on Zhao Zheng, seeing that Zhao Zheng was silent until he was hit by Leon and fell to the ground.

He was even more silent when he saw the wire he had almost stepped on under his feet, and just as he was glad that he had almost stepped on the wire, Leon looked at him with a hideous face.

"Alien, I'm going to die with you!"

All right

As a matter of fact

Leon didn't say anything, Leon just grabbed him by the shoulder, and just as he landed, the wire grabbed Leon's foot,

Fortunately, the two of them are very young and have strong control, otherwise the wire will grab the bladders of the two of them by the way...... Zhao Zheng refused to think again.

"Ah......h

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Leon was electrocuted like a motor, ahh

For a while, the electric light in the power distribution room was shining, and the arc was constantly moving, and Ah Qun, whose eyes were still painful, showed the light of a fan, ignored Zhao Zheng, stared at Leon and muttered to himself.

"That's cool......"

“……”

Cool mom,

Turn off the electric switch!

Zhao Zheng scolded his mother in his heart, he couldn't move if he wanted to, he could only fight for fate and reincarnate the innate thunder spirit body chapter.

I saw that I woke up from a coma, got up, and the iron courage that had not yet succeeded in seeking death seemed to have become Li Zicheng on Jiugong Mountain.

"I have an enmity with the two of you, and I have to fight even to the death, your surname!" As he spoke, an electric arc knocked on the door of Tie Gut's heart, sending out an extremely polite greeting.

"Who!"

Iron gall has a bad attitude, and the arc feels that he is too kind and pleasant, and gives the other party a face, and immediately greets Iron Gall's bladder,

Oh bang!

Tie Gut covered his second brother with a painful face, and his legs, which were still a little bit outside, were corrected in an instant!

All the way to,

Iron gall fell at the door of the power distribution room, and just when Ah Qun ignored Iron Courage, he felt that the humiliated arc came again.

Boom......

Bang bang ......

Ah Qun fell to the ground first, then Leon, and then Zhao Zheng, Ah Qun didn't faint Zhao Zheng didn't care, Zhao Zheng only felt that the lock blood was really strong!

No, maybe it's three hundred and eighty volts of electricity, and the electricity can't die two hundred and five Leon, Zhao Zheng stood up tremblingly,

opened his mouth, spit out a puff of green smoke, and a puff of saliva with an arc, and glanced at the system, Zhao Zheng just wanted to do it again, it's not that his XP system is different from others,

Rather, the reasons are as follows!

Innate Dao Body: Thunder Liver (50%)

In just a few dozen seconds, he successfully surpassed nearly a month of hard cultivation in the main world!

"You don't get to be studied often, are you, so resistant to electricity!" Leon, who got up, looked at Zhao Zheng in amazement, who didn't have his hair exploded.

“……”

"I'm different, I'm a god to protect my body, just a little electricity, heh......" Leon raised his head, looking like Zhao Zheng had little knowledge.

"Oh, then why are you shaking?"

Zhao Zheng spoke, Leon's expression froze, and he looked at his trembling self with deep thought: "Strange, why has my divine power protection become weaker?" ”

"Maybe your cecum is going to be inflamed!"

"Xiu teasing, I have said that I have miraculous skills to protect the body, how can the cecum be inflamed!" Leon said, his eyes swept Zhao Zheng up and down, and he glanced at Zhao Zheng's two empty sacs with disdain.

"It's a shame that you're still an alien Taoist, you are such a good woman, phew, nasty, be careful of dying in the hands of a woman one day!"

"Oh, you didn't!"

“……”

What about my knife!

Leon stared at Zhao Zheng, silently took out the phone, pressed the number and retreated arrogantly: "Apologize, otherwise I will send you to the research institute!" ”

Zhao Zheng ignored Leon, but listened to the sound of ambulances and dense footsteps outside.

"Your family is here!"

"Laugh to death, I'm an orphan!"

Leon laughed until he was taken home by the family of Chongguang Mental Hospital, looking at Zhao Zheng who was standing next to Captain Lu, he scolded and said: "You alien hit the street and wait for me, and the labor and management will take people to kill your planet when they turn around!" ”

“……”

Captain Lu was silent, he didn't care about aliens or aliens, he only cared about his five hundred yuan,

"I'm not coming back!"

"Ahh

"But Leon is right, you should go to the convenience store and buy a bottle of conditioner!" Zhao Zheng looked at Captain Lu's hair.

"Ah, I'm really in such bad spirits!"

"No, it's just that your hair is really split ends!"

“……”

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