Chapter 9 Brother Wake Up, the anchor says you don't have a girlfriend.
: This is the female anchor mentioned in that post?
: Is there really such a god?
: Don't you know the two sentences of scolding upstairs?
: I don't dare, that post is too mysterious.
: You don't scold, do you? Then I won't scold!
:……
Gu Jinge looked at it for a while, and became more and more confused.
Posts, what posts?
I don't understand, I don't bother to think about it again.
It is rare for so many people to pour into the live broadcast room, Gu Jinge said: "Fortune telling, five hundred hexagrams, no money if it doesn't work." ”
As soon as she spoke.
The barrage is more lively.
: Anchor, I'm not a hexagram. I just want to know, is it really bad luck to scold people in your live broadcast room?
: I can't see the marketing methods, the water friends are really stupid.
: Isn't there a blessed star from the sky next door, a humanoid wishing fountain? Many sailors stayed there to get rich, to get rid of singles, and died of laughter.
: Isn't it just swearing? What you don't dare to do, I'll do it. If you don't dare to scold Dongchang, I'll scold! Anchor, you don't have a skin swallow!
Gu Jinge: "......"
She suddenly seemed to understand why there were so many more people in her live broadcast room.
Immediately crying and laughing.
"Where are you from?" She guessed that it was because when she first started broadcasting, someone scolded her in her live broadcast room.
Gu Jinge ordered a cautious spell, and the person who fell under the curse should curse unlucky.
These viewers don't know where they heard about it, and come to see if it's true or not.
The almighty netizen quickly sent her a private message accusing Gu Jinge.
Gu Jinge clicked on it and looked at it from the beginning.
Sure enough, as she guessed, the owner of the post recorded in detail the unlucky process after scolding people in Gu Jinge's live broadcast room.
also posted a photo of him after he was injured.
The post has nearly 10,000 views and thousands of replies.
After the bored netizens asked Gu Jinge's live broadcast room, they kept squatting in Ningmeng.
I just want to see if this live broadcast room is as evil as the owner of the post said.
Curious sailors asked Gu Jinge about the authenticity of the spell.
: Everyone is just curious about the bad luck of scolding, right? Then I'll be curious if the female anchor is single!
: Seriously, this female anchor is so good-looking!
: I found out a long time ago! The anchor doesn't seem to have makeup, and he doesn't have a beautiful face! The angle of view of the camera is also so strange, it is the first time I have seen a female anchor who shoots with a slap in the face and does not overturn the car.
: Oh, this perspective of death will only make my face bigger.
: How can the current female anchor not wear makeup and beauty? It's nothing more than scheming makeup, pseudo-no-makeup!
: Anchor, do you have a beautiful face? Let's talk about it!
Gu Jinge didn't want to explain anything, and repeated the theme of his live broadcast room: "Except for divination, the anchor will not answer any questions." ”
Gu Jinge glanced at it, and slept on the bed with small milk dumplings.
It was hot, he was dressed in soft cotton clothes, and his round little belly rose and fell with the rhythm of his breathing.
It's so cute that you want to poke it.
When the eyes returned to the barrage, there were finally a few sailors who were interested in fortune-telling, and asked what Gu Jinge could be counted.
"Anything can be calculated, pay first and then calculate, and if it doesn't work, you won't collect money." Gu Jin said.
: The anchor is funny, right? You collect the money first, how do I know if you are accurate? If you don't allow, you take the money and run away, who do I go to?
: That is, other platforms also have anchors for horoscope divination. Others are calculated first, and then the money is given, why can't the anchor?
Gu Jinge shook his head: "No, I don't know about them." But my fortune-telling is to leak the heavenly secrets, and I will give the money first, in order to cut off the cause and effect between you and me. ”
Sailors don't understand.
: After giving money, can't it be cut off?
: Cut, the anchor said it so mysteriously, don't you just want to make money! Only fools are fooled!
:……
Gu Jinge ignored Heizi's words and replied seriously: "Give money first, it can be the cause." Then what I calculated is the fruit. If you calculate first, then fortune-telling is the cause, and the effect is not necessarily money. ”
On the other side of the screen.
Zhang Zhao sat in a hospital bed, disdainful of making his own abusive comments.
He also read the post accusing Gu Jinge.
In this world, there are fools who really believe in anything!
Didn't you just scold a woman in the live broadcast room?
How could he really be unlucky for scolding her?
It's just a coincidence!
It's also angry.
If it weren't for watching her live broadcast, I scolded her for delaying for a few minutes.
Zhang Zhao didn't just miss it, and the construction worker took away the sign that was being repaired in front of the sewer manhole cover, causing him to fall.
Speaking of which, it's still this stinky woman's fault!
Zhang Zhao has watched too many live broadcasts and knows everything about the methods of maintaining the personality of the rookie female anchor.
Look how he debunks this woman's tricks!
Let her dance and pretend to be tall.
Think for a moment.
Zhang Zhao withdrew his tuba, clicked into Gu Jinge's live broadcast room with a trumpet online, and posted a barrage.
: Anchor, I want to tell fortunes! Can I connect?
At this point, the barrage is cluttered.
Gu Jinge glanced at ten lines and saw this barrage.
She has figured out the usage of the live broadcast room, and launched a connection with the water friend named 'Rizhao incense burner'.
The screen in the live broadcast room was instantly split into two halves.
Half of it was Gu Jinge's beautiful face, and half of it jumped out of a young face with gauze tied to its head.
The other party has no shaved beard and looks very sloppy.
The person on the other end of the video is Zhang Zhao.
The sunshine incense burner is his trumpet.
Gu Jinge didn't talk nonsense, and asked directly: "WeChat scanning code or Alipay?" ”
"Alipay." After Zhang Zhao finished speaking, he received Gu Jinge's Alipay collection code in a private message.
The flesh paid five hundred dollars.
Gu Jinge received the money and asked with satisfaction, "What do you want to count?" ”
"Count when I'm going to get married to my girlfriend!" Zhang Zhao suppressed his malice and smiled a little coldly.
He originally wanted to debunk the female anchor's personality, but in fact, he didn't know how to tell fortunes at all.
Asked a question that would have been impossible to calculate.
Because he doesn't have a girlfriend!
Although there are no five hundred yuan, Gu Jinge can calculate it if he really follows his words.
Zhang Zhao will immediately refute her, humiliate her, and let her have no face to mingle in Ningmeng again!
"Send me the birthday eight characters." Gu Jinge took a deep look at Zhang Zhao, this person is not honest.
Zhang Zhao pretended to ask, "Do you want mine, or hers?" ”
Gu Jinge: "Yours." ”
Zhang Zhao didn't do anything on his birthday, and sent it accurately.
Gu Jinge glanced at it, pinched his fingers a few times, and said very casually: "You won't marry your girlfriend." ”
Zhang Zhao's eyes lit up: "Haha......"
As soon as he laughed twice, Gu Jinge directly blocked his words in his throat, "Because you don't have a girlfriend at all now." ”
Zhang Zhao's smile froze on his face, looking like a ghost.
The sailors in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.
: Brother wake up, the anchor said you don't have a girlfriend.
: Puff hahaha...... This is more outrageous than going next door to ask for a single order.
: If someone has a girlfriend, they are married, but if you don't have a girlfriend, what are you? Do the math! Hahaha......