Chapter 340: Ape Product
Hearing Lin Dong ask her eldest brother, Tang Ya said proudly: "My eldest brother is the same as your senior sister, he is a strong martial emperor!" ”
"What? Your eldest brother is also a Martial Emperor powerhouse? ”
Lin Dong looked incredulous.
"Yes, my eldest brother is also a Martial Emperor powerhouse!" Tang Ya said that the corners of her mouth were still upturned.
"You just bluff people, how can Emperor Wu have so much!"
"There are only four Martial Emperors in the entire Dragon Kingdom, could it be that your eldest brother is one of the four Martial Emperors?"
Tang Ya said with a smug face: "That's right, my eldest brother is a White Tiger, one of the Four Great Martial Emperors. ”
"! Really? ”
Lin Dong still couldn't believe it.
"Of course it's true, do we need to lie about this?"
Lin Dong pinched his chin and said, "If you say so, it's safer to let your eldest brother investigate together." ”
"That's right, let's go out and call big brother."
After saying this, Tang Ya was ready to go out.
"Huh? Call? Isn't there no signal? ”
Tang Jun explained: "It's a satellite phone. ”
When Lin Dong heard this, he immediately understood.
"Alright, you guys go ahead and do it."
Lin Dong also didn't want his senior sister to go on an adventure alone.
Afterwards, Lin Dong chatted with his senior sisters about the scene where he went to the Western Land with Suzaku to fight the Night King.
"This Night King is the leader of the Night Stalkers."
Hearing the name of the Night King, Lin Xue gritted her teeth.
"This guy made such an evil organization, it's damn it!"
"yes, he really deserves to die!"
Lin Dong also hated him to the core.
"Cousin, don't worry, this person either died in the hands of the senior sisters or died in the hands of your cousin!"
Lin Xue said hatefully: "That's the best." ”
"I wanted to kill him with my own hands, but I didn't have the skills."
Lin Dong patted her on the shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, just leave the matter of killing someone to your cousin." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the light above his head went out.
"Ahh
Xue Ning immediately screamed in fright.
"Don't panic, this is the generator without diesel, I'll ask Wang Zikai to add diesel."
When Wang Zikai on the side heard this, he hurriedly walked to the computer room.
At this moment, Lin Dong suddenly heard a muffled sound overhead.
The muffled sound was intermittent, and Lin Dong had no choice but to go up to see what was going on above.
Lin Dong walked up and found that the ancient giant ape was actually fighting with the white tiger.
Those white tigers were the same as those killed by Suzaku, and they all turned into gray eyes, like zombies.
More than a dozen white tigers surrounded the giant ape.
Lin Dong stood aside and watched the play, without the intention of stepping forward to help.
This ancient giant ape is okay if it is bitten by zombies, and it is definitely okay if it is bitten by a few white tigers.
Moreover, if a dozen white tigers can't be defeated, then how did he survive from ancient times to the present.
A white tiger took advantage of the giant ape's exhaustion to deal with the other white tigers and jumped behind him from behind.
He opened his mouth and bit the back of the ape's neck.
Boom!
After one bite, the white tiger's tiger teeth collapsed one by one!
"! It's so hard! ”
Lin Dong felt incredible.
If your brothers are so hard, then the sisters...
Thinking of this, Lin Dong unconsciously thought of the picture of the senior sisters lining up in a row, pouting and begging for mercy.
It was so beautiful that I wanted to see it.
With a snort, a white tiger suddenly rushed towards Lin Dong!
"Nima, I just sang the lyrics!"
When the enemy is attacking, Lin Dong naturally wants to step forward to meet the battle.
The moment his eyes stared at the moment when the white tiger pounced, he grabbed his hands forward violently, and immediately grabbed the head of the white tiger!
Then he grabbed its head and threw it to the ground.
Left and right!
Lin Dong was smashed into a deep pit on both sides.
The white tiger is complete except for the head, and the lower half of the body has become scum.
In the end, Lin Dong pinched its neck hard, and then he completely choked his breath!
"That's it!"
Lin Dong clapped his hands and hummed a ballad.
"The little snail is blowing dripping, and the seagulls are flying blindly."
The battle had already ended on the giant ape's side, and it stood in place and watched Lin Dong quietly.
"What did you just sing about? Okay, he's ugly! ”
Lin Dong scratched his head and said, "Is it unpleasant?" This is the song of our humans, you old man of the animal kingdom, you will appreciate a fart! ”
Hearing this, the giant ape immediately shrugged down his head and hung his hands.
"What! How dare you call me an old man? ”
Lin Dong spread his hands and said, "Your name is the ancient giant ape, right?" ”
"It's all about ancient times, isn't it an old man?"
"If you rest on the apes, you are still their ancestor."
After speaking, Lin Dong suddenly thought of a theory that human beings evolved from apes.
So what to say?
Isn't this ancient great ape his ancestor?
OMG! This is also incredible!
How can I see my ancestors in my lifetime?
Looking at Lin Dong's strange expression, the giant ape snorted coldly, "I'm just a young man in the family ancient ape, you dare to say that I'm old?" ”
Lin Dong smiled awkwardly, "Well, maybe the conversion between humans and beasts is different." ”
"In the eyes of us humans, you can already be called an ancestor."
The giant ape snorted twice, then stopped paying attention to Lin Dong, turned around and walked towards the depths of the forest.
"Wait a minute, ancestor... Uh-huh, great ape, I have something to tell you. ”
Hearing this, the giant ape stopped, turned around and looked at Lin Dong suspiciously.
"What else is going on with you?"
It felt that it had misheard it just now, why did he call himself ancestor?
"That's right, the white-haired man you said you were looking for last time, I've already found it for you."
Hearing this, the giant ape instantly became excited, and his hands slapped his chest violently.
Lin Dong felt very painful when he looked at it, and he didn't understand that the giant ape had masochistic tendencies?
"Yes, he's tall, with white hair, rabbit lips, and more importantly, he's arrogant."
Hearing this, the giant ape immediately jumped up excitedly, "You're right, this is the person I'm looking for!" ”
"Tell me where he is?"
Hearing this, Lin Dong spread out his hand and said, "What about my demon pill." ”
"Tell me where that person is!"
"No, you give me the demon pill first!"
The giant ape was furious and said, "As an ancient giant ape, can I live so long without an ape?" ”
Lin Dong sneered and said: "Ape and human character are not compatible, you give me the demon pill first." ”
"No! I'm going to be mad if you do this again! The ancient great ape roared.
Lin Dong sneered: "If you go crazy, then I'm going to sing." ”
"The little snail is blowing dripping, and the seagulls are flying blindly."
"Ahhh When the giant ape heard this song, his heart became manic, "You still dare to sing this song, I will kill you!" ”
After saying that, he slapped Lin Dong with a slap.
Lin Dong immediately shut up and flashed to the side.
"You also say that you have ape quality, Lao Tzu despises you!"