"This sparse Chinese level!" Zuo Youyou yelled, "Master, are you serious? ”

Lao Shi poked his head out: "You called me?" ”

Zuo Youyou's eyes were full of despair: "Master, why does Jiang Shiqin write books in Chinese?" I know that he is very good at Chinese and can do research in Chinese, but that doesn't mean he can write books in Chinese! ”

Lao Shi said: "I know you are in a hurry, but don't worry about it first. He is a foreigner, his Chinese level is already very good, you always have to help him. ”

Zuo Youyou pointed to himself: "How can I help?" Can I rewrite it for him? ”

Lao Shi smiled: "The things of cultural people~ How can it be called rewriting~ The things of cultural people, this is called 'run'." ”

The Chinese language is broad and profound, and Zuo Youyou was blocked by the new concept of senior intellectual Lao Shi so that he couldn't say a word.

Kong Yiji once famously said: How can a scholar's steal be stealing, that is called stealing!

Lao Shi also mastered the essence of Kong Yiji: how can the things of a scholar be called rewritten, that is called helping him "run" again!

Zuo Youyou suddenly blessed his soul: "Master, in fact, this project ...... Did you recruit me just because of Jiang Shiqin's confusing manuscript? ”

Lao Shi waved his hand and said with a smile: "No, I just saw your resume, and then deeply appreciated your soul, and felt that you have momentum and responsibility!" ”

Zuo Youyou has been with Lao Shi for a while and has understood the essence of his old fritters.

"Master, it's good that you don't deny it, but if you deny it, it seems that I guessed correctly."

Lao Shi smiled, picked up the plastic bag, and walked away: "Guess again - I'm going to improve my business." ”

"Master!"

Old Stone disappeared into the office doorway.

Zuo Youyou shut up.

She opened the manuscript.

Although the word order of this manuscript is confusing, it is an opportunity for him to blend in with Huaxia Shulin - Zuo Youyou gives himself a psychological massage.

After 10 seconds.

Zuo Youyou closed it with a painful face, grabbed his phone, and posted a new post in the Douban reading group.

"I'm going to be unemployed, friends, I know that foreign friends write badly in Chinese, but when I face the masterpieces written by foreign friends in Chinese, I still can't help but want to say - how can I write so badly?"

"I really have to muster up the courage to open his document, I feel like I'm making money in, I feel like my career is over after reading it, how can I help him revise it, it's better to see through the red dust as soon as possible, and leave some strength to sweep the floor of the temple, at least let tourists walk cleanly, it's better than being packed and thrown out by Huaxia Shulin."

"It stands to reason that we finally entered the Huaxia Shulin, shouldn't we be touched by the light of a writer? Why is it that my author is a Korean friend, and he can't do his basic sentences smoothly! Will I be able to survive this job? ”

"This revision is equivalent to writing it myself, which leads me to suspect that I was applying for the Heavenly Filler in the first place."

After Zuo Youyou finished venting, he gritted his teeth and spread out Jiang Shiqin's manuscript again, read the first sentence, and closed his eyes.

She used a red pen to directly rewrite the meaning that Jiang Shiqin wanted to express for him.

Then the second sentence.

Third sentence.

Time passed, and Zuo Youyou finally finished changing it - a natural paragraph.

She glanced at Douban, and there were many more comments under the post.

"Are you the groupmate who entered the Huaxia Shulin? Successfully interviewed Huaxia Shulin! ”

"Pick up, pick up Huaxia Shulin."

"Pick it up."

Left and right: "Why pick it up here, please I think my career is over." ”

The new comment said: "First of all, you have to enter the Huaxia Shulin, and secondly, you can be kicked out of the Huaxia Shulin!" Pick it up, pick it up, let me be kicked away by Huaxia Shulin! ”

Zuo Youyou: "Okay. ”

After a while, Zuo Youyou opened Douban again, and the comment style has become:

"Is the landlord really from Huaxia Shulin?"

"Is Huaxia Shulin recruiting, will it be a traffic password?"

"Landlord, I don't believe you are from Huaxia Shulin, unless you give me a book!"

"I heard the abacus upstairs in Guangdong."

At this time, Zuo Youyou's WeChat popped up Xun Ying's sharing:

"I want to go to school, well-wishers buy some XXX" series - fight to help agricultural products sell miserably. 》

Xun Ying: "Look, I wrote it." ”

Zuo Youyou: "Why are you still writing this?" Aren't you allowed to interview that person? ”

Xun Ying: "Who?" Who to interview? Zuo Youyou, are you dreaming? Last time, you said I was going to be developed. ”

Zuo Youyou almost leaked his mouth, but immediately became invisible, and threw a string of emojis to get by.

She clicked on the tweet sent by Xun Ying.

Fight to help agricultural products sell miserable marketing?

It turned out that Pinduoduo sold pumpkins, sold grapefruits, sold red dates, and sold purple potatoes, no matter what was bought and sold, a tearful portrait of a little girl appeared on it, and a line of red characters:

I want to go to school

Good Samaritans buy some pumpkin/grapefruit/red dates/purple potatoes

Selling miserable marketing - Zuo Youyou had an idea.

She quickly saved the material, P a picture, and put the little girl's tearful head on it:

I want to keep my job

Kind-hearted people can help me write some book reviews

She posted this image to her post and started selling miserably in the post:

"In order to keep this job, the landlord will send ten books to book friends in the comment area! I want to help the landlord write a book review! ”

Playing with stalks has always been a source of happiness for contemporary youth. As soon as Zuo Youyou's miserable marketing stalk came out, everyone was below hahaha, liking and commenting, and they were very happy.

Soon, Zuo Youyou selected ten netizens from the messages and asked them to send private messages, and she sent them "Anecdotes".

Among these ten netizens, there is an ID called "Lin Zhiji Forge Ahead", after learning that he won the lottery, he sent a long thank you essay to Zuo Youyou, and his attitude was so serious that Zuo Youyou felt embarrassed.

Obviously, this enthusiastic netizen "Lin Zhiji Forge Ahead" will definitely help him write a long book review!

So she decided to send it to him first, and the first one to send him!

Increased cost! The marketing fee is √ 0 yuan

Total cost! Sticker + marketing fee + manual fee for workers = 2000 yuan √

The next day, the stickers that Zuo Youyou ordered from the printing factory arrived, and everyone in Huaxia Shulin watched.

"It's like an old newspaper." Dr. Xia blurted out.

"That's right!" Zuo Youyou snapped his fingers, "It's an old newspaper!" ”

Bai Xinshu is a little familiar no matter how he looks at it: "This, is it made in the style of the North Korean newspaper we found in the Chen family's ancestral house?" ”

"It's not all, but it also comprehensively refers to the examples of old newspapers in the Republic of China...... However, the color is indeed made according to the North Korean newspaper. ”

Bai Xinshu, Lao Shi and Dr. Xia gathered together, watched for a long time, and made a "amazing" sound together.