Chapter 53: A Brain Full of Yellow Waste
Zuo Youyou glanced at the guest group, and the previous chat record was frozen:
Small second bedroom: "The bed in your room is 1.5 meters, right?" ”
Large second bedroom: "In order to save space, we changed to a 1.2 meter bed. ”
Small second bedroom: "1.2 meters...... Will you two guys be able to sleep? ”
The second bedroom: "Oh, we have a good relationship, and we sleep in our arms at night~"
Small second bedroom: "????? ”
Large second bedroom: "Shy/shy/shy/shy/shy/cute"
Zuo Youyou and the two boys have been neighbors for more than half a year, and after they moved out, they realized that only they seemed to be sluggish.
Actually, it's not five people sharing a house, but two happy couples and a single dog.
Zuo Youyou thought of this, and asked cautiously: "Boss, why don't you go into the room and take a look?" ”
Bai Xinshu flatly refused: "No need! One, I am your leader, and I am responsible for the safety of both of you. Second, it's too late, it's inconvenient for me to go home, and I have to go to work tomorrow. ”
Zuo Youyou thought about it, it's just one night, and it doesn't matter if there are two straight men.
It would be good if she could give Jian Xingzhou and Bai Xinshu a place to sleep, she was too lazy to her mother's heart, so she yawned: "Okay, boss, you can do your own thing, I'll go back to sleep first, good night." ”
With that, he waved his hand and went back to his room.
Bai Xinshu finally cut off the opportunity for Jian Xingzhou and Zuo Youyou to be alone, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, he had the heart to look at where he was going to live tonight-
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, when you look at it, Bai Xinshu's whole person is a little stiff.
Bai Xinshu has a superior family condition since he was a child, and he still has a very suspended cognition of the life of ordinary people.
He knows, but only knows; Even his so-called knowledge is a message that has been decorated with lace, so that the reality is not so bleak.
So, when Bai Xinshu first faced the real life of ordinary people, he was shocked by this little second bedroom.
The information cocoon room is that no matter from any channel, Bai Xin Shu has never seen such a small house!
The small desk and bed sit next to each other.
The wardrobe is tightly tucked at the foot of the bed.
That's the full picture of this room.
Jian Xingzhou had already put his remaining belongings on the table, and when he saw Bai Xinshu walking in, his face was full of shock:
"Boss! How do you ......?"
One or two, they all want to drive him away?
After driving him away, what are they going to do? In the middle of the night!
Bai Xinshu was slightly annoyed by his own brain supplement, and Jian Xingzhou saw it and closed his mouth obediently.
The tree looked at the bed again.
Bai Xinshu swore that it was the narrowest bed he had ever seen in his life.
This made him and Jian Xingzhou sleep tonight!
"How can this bed sleep two boys?" Jian Xingzhou was puzzled.
"Two boys?" Bai Xinshu was also puzzled, "One person is not enough to sleep, how can two people sleep, stacked up?" ”
As soon as the words fell.
Bai Xinshu suddenly realized.
His eyes widened suddenly, and he raised his face suddenly, and looked at Jian Xingzhou.
The atmosphere became unspeakably awkward.
……
Zuo Youyou slept until half past eight in the morning, then hurriedly got up and washed, put on a sweatshirt casually, grabbed his hair and prepared to go out.
There was no movement next door.
Zuo Youyou thought about the one-meter-two bed, and accidentally filled his mind with yellow waste.
I'm sorry, she's so evil, but ......
With a bang, the door was opened, and Bai Xinshu took a look at Zuo Youyou, who was standing at the door with a strange smile.
Zuo Youyou: The smile on the corner of his mouth slowly disappeared.
Bai Xinshu's eyebrows jumped, he knew!
This Zuo Youyou's mind is full of messy ideas!
Just like the resume she sent!
Bai Xinshu pointed to the dark circles under his eyes: "I didn't sleep, I didn't sleep, did you see it?" ”
Zuo Youyou subconsciously waved his hand: "It's okay, I won't ask if you and Jian Xingzhou sleep or not." ”
Ah, that sounds weird.
Jian Xingzhou also probed from behind Bai Xinshu, with two huge dark circles hanging under his eyes, and gritted his teeth: "Left, you, you!" ”
Zuo Youyou took a step back: "You didn't sleep either?" ”
Jian Xingzhou raised the book in his hand with two huge black circles under his eyes: "Didn't there be several books that were not qualified last night?" I re-posted it. ”
After saying that, he looked at the cypress tree depressedly.
Last night, Bai Xinshu asked him to sleep in the bed, sat at his desk, and said that he couldn't sleep for a few hours anyway, so he simply didn't sleep.
Jian Xingzhou lay down, and then tossed and turned.
DNA moves.
From childhood to adulthood, he Jian Xingzhou has been a volume king.
Only his classmates slept and he secretly studied, how could there be a situation where he slept and let his classmates study secretly?
As a result, after work, this habit cannot be changed.
Jian Xingzhou kept telling himself not to roll up again!
It's a pity that the instinct of the volume has been engraved into his DNA and has become his biological instinct.
Jian Xingzhou deeply understood a sentence.
In the end, there will be a harvest, and in the end, there will be a reward.
Jian Xingzhou tried to close his eyes, letting the blood clamor to roll the Bai Xin tree to death. Half an hour later, he sat up from his bed with a look of despair.
Start doing crafts.
As for the cypress tree.
Zuo Youyou asked undergraduates to translate a few vernacular texts, the number of words was small, the length was not long, and the labor fees paid by Huaxia Shulin were relatively generous, and those students completed them that night and sent them to Bai Xinshu.
So, Bai Xinshu simply revised these translated vernacular texts.
Zuo Youyou proposed the translation of key words, and he also wrote a copy by the way.
Bai Xinshu has always done work in the professional field, and has never done such a down-to-earth popular science, and he has made a little taste for a while, only to find that popular science is not as easy to do as he imagined.
For example, how to express a complex concept in a few short sentences that are easy to understand but rigorous?
For example, when the terms are complex and there is a logical, causal relationship between different terms, how to explain the order of the terms?
For example, when explaining a complex phenomenon, would it be better to use a precise metaphor to describe it?
Late at night, Bai Xinshu sat on the small desk of ordinary people, doing it, and suddenly had an indescribable understanding.
Here's another taste.
For cultural workers, this kind of experience is actually essential.
How do ancient books get to the masses?
Could it be that Bai Xinshu himself must first go to the public, know what the public thinks, and know what is "true" in order to activate ancient books?
The table was not high enough, and the legs of the cypress tree were curled up under the table, a little sore. He stood up, only to find that it was already dawn outside, and the time had pointed to half past eight in the morning.
It's time to work!
He slammed open the door and just met Zuo Youyou, who was smiling weirdly.
Cypress Tree: ......