The father and son of the Tong family never expected that Emperor Xiao Yunzhou would appear on the way!

Originally, they also wanted to make the emperor feel guilty and let all the people in the world and scholars know Tong Zhiqiu's reputation.

Now, Xiao Yunzhou has appeared, it is impossible!

"The teacher works hard, come to someone, put on the silk pillow, I want to personally diagnose the pulse of Tong Lao to ensure the teacher's health all the way."

Xiao Yunzhou, hehe.

Tong Zhiqiu and his son were dumbfounded.

What?

When will the emperor consult the pulse?

They did get news from the capital, and they heard the queen's message that the prescription for the plague of the displaced people was decided by the emperor to discuss with the Tai Hospital.

But isn't that nonsense?

Others don't know, but Tong Zhiqiu, who has taught Xiao Yunzhou since childhood, knows very well that Xiao Yunzhou doesn't know how to heal.

But the next moment, the faces of the Tong family's father and son changed dramatically!

"Huh? Tong Xinzhi, what is bulging in your sleeves. ”

Xiao Yunzhou smiled and hugged the dragon-patterned swaddling clothes.

"Is it a recipe for a woman's menstrual trouble?"

The Tong family's father and son had goosebumps behind them in an instant!

Impossible, impossible!

What they said in the marching carriage a moment ago, how could the emperor know?

Their coachman is deaf and dumb-mouthed!

In the car, only the father and son, and the other little girls were in the convoy behind, at least a dozen steps away from their lead car.

How did the emperor know!

Xiao Yunzhou looked at the third son of the Tong family with a stiff face, and then looked at Tong Zhiqiu, the old fox with an unchanged face, and chuckled and handed Xiao Gege to Wei Zheng.

"Teacher, don't blame me for being too talkative. Since the female dependent's health is in trouble, it is better to be sympathetic and don't let her go to Beijing with the teacher. ”

Xiao Yunzhou put his hands behind his back, and he didn't smile, "In case I get sick in the capital, it's not my fault." ”

The third son of the Tong family snapped and knelt on the ground.

Tong Zhiqiu's eyelids jumped, and he immediately shouted, "Evil animal, such rude in front of the emperor!" ”

"Your daughter-in-law is sick, why don't you tell the old man? Why don't you let your daughter-in-law go back to Hangzhou, in case the illness is passed on to the emperor, you will be to blame for your death! ”

[I'm knocking, the old fox is insidious, pretending, obviously it's his own medicine to pretend to be sick, and now it's all on his son and daughter-in-law! ] 】

Xiao Chuchu rolled her eyes in swaddling clothes.

[Full of economy, but shameless. Sanctimonious, hetUi! 】

Xiao Chuchu looked down on this Tong Zhiqiu at all, and the soft and cute voice that he complained about in his heart was like a machine gun, and he couldn't stop.

Xiao Yunzhou couldn't hold back, so he didn't laugh cutely at the cuteness of his daughter.

"Uh-huh," Xiao Yunzhou turned his head to look at Tong Zhiqiu, "Get up, I will check the teacher's pulse." ”

Tong Zhiqiu used to crisscross the officialdom and teach the prince, but he was the prince's master!

He has an old face, and it is easy to see the mood of joy and anger.

But at this moment, the corners of his mouth twitched, "When did the emperor learn medical skills?" ”

Xiao Yunzhou invited him to take a seat, made a silent motion, and asked him to put his wrist on the pulse diagnosis pillow that was temporarily moved to the table and chair.

[My emperor's father still treats people? Shocked my whole family. 】

[The novel didn't even write about this stubble.] 】

Xiao Chuchu blinked suspiciously in Wei Zheng's arms.

[Ah, I don't know if the emperor's father can see if Tong Lao is sick, the only thing is a little smelly feet~ It's very touching as soon as I take off my shoes. 】

[By the way, there are still a little hemorrhoids. 】

"Poof-ahem-ahem-"

Xiao Yunzhou choked suddenly, his handsome face was serious, he wanted to laugh and was about to cramp!

Tong Lao has smelly feet? And hemorrhoids?

This......

[The reason why he has been boxing for the past few years is that he secretly invited a doctor to see hemorrhoids four years ago, and the doctor told him not to move more and not sit for a long time. 】

[This disease is what he used to get from sitting in the office. 】

[He didn't even hide it from his wife, his son and daughter, even the queen didn't know. 】

[Four years ago, when he was in the most pain, he didn't dare to come out, he couldn't sit still, and he couldn't sleep at night. 】

[He was ashamed to say it, even if he couldn't stand it, he called the doctor to come and see, but he didn't take off his pants! ] 】

Xiao Yunzhou's eyes gradually shocked, and he looked behind Tong Zhiqiu sympathetically.

Tong Zhiqiu was dressed in a gray robe, dressed as a literati, lean and capable, and had a ruddy complexion.

He kept bowing his head in fear, but in his drooping eyes, it was difficult to hide his contempt for the emperor.

Tong Zhiqiu remembered that when he was the first assistant, the emperor was only as high as his waist.

The emperor never knew how to read and write, and later he was full of scriptures, all of which he taught with that guy from Fucha.

Now that the child is older, his wings are stiff, and he has his own ideas!

I don't want to set up the eldest prince of her daughter, and I want to set up the one of the Liu family!

Hum!

Tong Zhiqiu thought about it, and looked up at the emperor with contempt in his heart.

The emperor still wants to suppress the Tong family?!

Dream.

"What did the emperor diagnose? How is the old man's health? Tong Zhiqiu narrowed his eyes.

To put it mildly, whatever the emperor thinks, the emperor doesn't need to say it, he pouts his ass, and he and the old Fucha guy can guess it!

Now I still pretend to diagnose the pulse to scare myself!

Immature!

He thought that if he forced each other like this, the Tong family would have no choice?

Tong Zhiqiu scoffed at the emperor's childlike methods.

But Xiao Yunzhou's next sentence made Tong Zhiqiu feel cold behind him!

"Teacher," Xiao Yunzhou's eyes were heavy, and he hissed and looked at him, his eyes full of sympathy, "I don't know, it turns out that the teacher still has this hidden disease that can't speak. ”

Tong Zhiqiu: "! ”

Xiao Chuchu: "! ”

The third son of the Tong family: "! ”

They were all amazed, but they were surprised.

Tong Lao was startled and looked at the emperor in disbelief.

The third son of the Tong family didn't believe it at all, and looked at his father for verification.

"Hey, when the teacher fell ill four years ago, you should have told me." Xiao Yunzhou shook his head.

"You and I are masters and apprentices, why can't you speak?"

"Even if the teacher is in unbearable pain, restless, and has some taste, I won't laugh at the teacher."

Tong Zhiqiu's pretended expression was completely cracked!

"Impossible, Your Majesty, are you saying that my father is suffering from ...... Hemorrhoids? The three sons of the Tong family couldn't help but interject.

"Your Majesty, my father has no such problem......"

What a joke!

The third son of the Tong family couldn't help but refute, he looked at the Tong family parked in the bamboo forest, the royal carriage, and the scholars, rich merchants, and ordinary people who followed the carriage from the neighboring counties along the way!

Listen to it!

How the emperor is talking nonsense, saying that his father has sores on the back of his buttocks!

What is this system?

After the eldest prince ascends the throne, won't everyone know that the eldest prince's grandfather has sores on his buttocks? !

The reputation of the Tong family has been greatly discounted, and it is going to be a laugh after tea!

"Emperor Mingjian," the third son of the Tong family couldn't bear to be stained with dust by his father's reputation all his life, and immediately knelt down to refute Xiao Yunzhou, "Two days before my father came to the capital, he just had a pulse diagnosis, everything was healthy, and the doctor said that he was a tiger, and there was no problem!" ”

Idiot!

Tong Zhiqiu turned around and almost scolded his son!

In this way, he can't pretend to be sick when he goes back to the capital!

Even if he fell ill, it was not caused by the emperor letting him travel because he was too old, but because he himself was in Hangzhou and made it after he arrived in the capital!

More importantly -

"Oh?" Xiao Yunzhou squinted, "I saw it wrong, what do you say, teacher?" ”

Tong Lao was sweating like rain, and his liver and gallbladder were split!

How do you know?

How did the emperor know?

Even the lady next to his pillow didn't know!

"You can't sit for a long time with this hidden disease," Xiao Yunzhou said, "You should move around more." ”

"I know now that I can't let a teacher teach in Hangzhou."

"The teacher should come out and go to Zhuangzi and the village to walk more. Teacher, what do you think? ”

The corners of Tong Zhiqiu's mouth twitched.

Finally sweating profusely, he took a step back.

Kneel down with difficulty, kowtow!

"Thank you for your kindness!"

"Tell the old man to come out and raise pigs...... The emperor is wise! ”