22 Chapter XXII
[Tsk, it's cheaper. 】
When Mizushima squatted down to catch the kitten, the system made a dissatisfied sound. When it's not satisfied, its tone will be a little pinched, light and mean.
It's quite like this guy in the slums.
Mizushima Chuanyan secretly made up for the system to become a cat, and listened to the sound to distinguish the position, and pinched the back of the kitten's neck with his fingers and lifted it up. A certain cat is obviously very uncomfortable with its new limbs, and she resists, stretching out her paws to scratch people, but in vain she falls into the bandages, and is wrapped in strange cat-stuffed dumplings by the bandages.
"Meow, meow!" Dazai cats protested.
"This is the punishment of fate." Mizushima changed to holding the cat with both hands, he remembered that this person was injured, turned into a cat, and was also an injured cat, and needed to be treated carefully, "Don't worry too much, you will turn back into a human in a quarter of an hour." How about this time, do you believe in the power of fate? ”
"Meow!"
Osamu Dazai has never been pinched like this in his life, and as soon as the hair on his back is brushed to the end, he explodes when he lands, and his tail is fluffy into a squirrel tail.
Damn it! Abominable, abominable...... Woo coo, purr, purr...... Damn, the cat's instinct is too shameful!
He tossed and turned in Mizushima Chuanyan's hands, on the one hand, he was shocked that his human disqualification actually failed one day, on the other hand, Mizushima Chuanyan's technique of touching the cat was not so good, scratching it very comfortably for a while, and touching his belly for a while, making him blow his hair back and forth, and a pair of iris cat eyes stared into copper bells.
Definitely going to kill this man!
Mizushima Kawa touched it for about three minutes.
The debuff that turns people into cats, he only made a wish for fifteen minutes. Too long adds to the cost, and he doesn't really want to bully a stranger...... Of course, the cat still has to be stroked, and the soft and fluffy is too healing, and he is reluctant to give up, until the system suddenly speaks:
[debuff: Randomly transforms into an animal]
[Duration: 1 month]
Mizushima River Banquet: ......
Oops, 800 wounded and 8,000 self-inflicted.
I don't know if it's an illusion, but he feels a little pain in the skull and tail vertebrae, as if something is about to grow. So he hurriedly put the little black cat on the ground and dropped a sentence: "This place belongs to me, and I will come back." ”
Then he left in style.
Behind him was a terrible cat meow.
However, not long after the container was released, Mizushima River Banquet was completely unable to walk.
"System ......" he flailed around his new limbs, but another voice came out.
"Wang, Wang."
Mizushima River Banquet: ?
"Huh?" He squatted on the ground, his tongue couldn't help but hang out, and he gasped, "Wang! ”
The Mizushima River banquet was shocked.
"System, system!" He was so desperate, standing in the pile of his clothes at a loss, looking up to the sky and whining, "I've become a dog!" A month-long debuff! ”
[......] The system is silent.
【You...... Yes...... I...... Dog ......] Its language function seems to be broken, and it hasn't held back a word for a long time. Eventually, it gritted its teeth, "Dog, how is it a dog?" 】
The system is crazy: [Dog! 】
……
Mizushima River: ......?
Wait, he's the one who turned into a dog, what's crazy about the system?
The system sounded more collapsed than him, but he got better, quieted down and comforted the system: "It's okay, it's just a month of debuff, just become a dog, the big deal is to wander...... Woo woo woo should not starve to death, I, I try to eat. ”
Became a dog, also a blind dog.
Mizushima Kawayan drooped his tail and sniffed the clothes on the ground. His adaptability has always been good, and he has even accepted crossing, and it is not a big deal to become a dog. Moreover, if he can't change it back for a month, he'll have to dispose of it, at least not by Gin.
Fortunately, this place is close to the sea, and Mizushima Kawayan took his clothes in his mouth, and I don't know how long it took, stumbling to the edge of the cliff and throwing them all down. The sea breeze is howling, and it is quite ceremonial. It was like this moment when he finally abandoned his human life and decided to be a dog.
Mizushima Kawayan lamented for a few seconds, turned around, and decided to climb down the cliff.
But suddenly he heard the sound of stones.
Someone climbed up.
"Huh." Familiar sounds.
Osamu Dazai suddenly saw a pure white dog at the top of the cliff and was stunned for a few seconds. It was a white Samoyed, with fluffy hair, and was brilliantly raised at first sight, and its eyes were not ordinary blue, but a rare purple, and the dog's eyes were watery and looked at him innocently.
Osamu Dazai hates dogs.
But now his heart is full of other things.
"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it." He smiled at the waves, "I want to kill myself in front of a dog - no, I'm dirty, I'm going to leave this rotten world now." "I'm going to jump into the sea.
Mizushima River Banquet: ?
He was so frightened again that he pounced on the man and pulled him down, biting his clothes and pulling them down.
Osamu Dazai was also shocked and scuffled with Samoyed, winning or losing.
"What do you know about a dog!" Osamu Dazai grabbed the dog's head, looked at Samoyed, who had been smiling, and was inexplicably angry, "Stupid dog! Haven't you ever seen someone commit suicide? ”
"Woohoo!"
Mizushima Chuan Yan didn't let go, he felt extremely guilty. I didn't expect to turn the other party into a kitten on a whim, causing him such a big damage. Is there any way to heal a person? That's right...... It seems that the furry patch can be effective in relieving anxiety. Mizushima Kawayan couldn't see Osamu Dazai's expression, but he tried very hard to get to the side of Osamu Dazai's face and arch back and forth.
It's sure to heal people!
What is it? Poor man. Lick it.
The people below him suddenly fell silent. Osamu Dazai's eyes were blank, looking up at the blue sky and seagulls.
Forget it when you're dead.
Mizushima Chuanyan felt that it was his healing effect, and he arched twice happily, only then jumped to the side and wagged his tail happily: "Wang! ”
Mizushima Wagged His Tail for a while, Samoyed always had a smile on his face, and he looked stupid. He heard Osamu Dazai get up, and he was very nervous in front of him, not allowing him to jump off the cliff.
Osamu Dazai, on the other hand, was staring at a sharp rock at the bottom of the cliff - a coat hung on it, presumably blown by the wind. It's familiar, it's the soothsayer just now.
"Have you seen anyone else?" He was a strange person, and he could talk to himself to the dog, "Self-proclaimed soothsayer, when did Yokohama come to such a person." ”
Mizushima Chuan Yan was excited, and there was a feeling of being caught, and the two triangular ears were ridged.
He suddenly thought of a way to clear his suspicion and not wander: "Wang! ”
Mizushima stretched out a paw and pulled at the stone on the edge of the cliff. Naturally, he couldn't pull out any traces, but his repeated movements attracted the attention of Osamu Dazai: "Are you writing?" ”
"Divination, fate, price, dog ......" he frowned, quickly recognizing the irregular words drawn out by the dog's paws, "Are you blind?" ”
Mizushima nodded fiercely.
He caught the attention of Osamu Dazai, and as they had a common enemy, he should be able to be taken away by this man, right?
Sure enough, Osamu Dazai glanced at Samoyed with disgust: "Come with me, can you do it?" ”
"Wang!"
……
Mizushima thought that he would be taken to the dilapidated shipping container.
But he was wrong. After he was led to the container by Osamu Dazai, the man turned out a choker from the corner, tried the size, and snapped it around his neck.
Mizushima River Banquet: "Wang? "But he's a human, not a real dog......
Osamu Dazai found another silver chain: "That way you won't be able to get lost, understand?" ”
Mizushima River banquet seems to understand whether it understands or not.
This man, as if, is not bad.
[Alas. The system is still in a state of delirium, [Hahaha, dog. 】
The system didn't give instructions, and Mizushima Chuanyan's plug-in brain failed. He felt the tug coming from the choker and consciously walked along with the strength of Osamu Dazai. As he walked, his ears became noisy, and he smelled the smoke of gunpowder, and he smelled iron, and he smelled blood—ahhh
Mizushima Kawayan was pulled to a strange place half-dizzy, and he heard Osamu Dazai speak: "Nakaya, you look at it, I'll go find the leader." ”
Nakaya...... Somewhat familiar......
Mizushima River Yan came to the side of Nakahara Nakaya. He remembered that he didn't know the name of the man in the slum, maybe he wasn't a vagabond, at least he had a job. He inexplicably felt even more guilty, because he turned people into cats and almost caused such a person to commit suicide.
"Woohoo......" the dog's ears drooped.
Nakahara Nakaya, Nakahara Nakaya is about to stop breathing.
Osamu Dazai suddenly shoved a Samoyed into his hand, fluffy, so big, like snow in early spring, and like fluffy clouds, so beautiful, he even thought it was the dog of his dreams - unlike Osamu Dazai, he liked dogs.
Although it was caused by Osamu Dazai, there may be something boring, but he still can't help it...... I want to touch it.
He stretched out his hand.
[He wants to touch you, get out of the way.] The system sanity suddenly went online.
Mizushima Kawayan didn't understand, but he instinctively listened to the system, so he tilted his head.
And very innocently "looking" in the direction of Nakahara Nakaya.
Nakahara Nakaya's hand stopped in mid-air: "Are you afraid of me?" Also to ......" He stopped talking.
【Mizushima River Banquet. 】
"Huh?"
[Do you want to be a dog?] The system says to itself, "You don't want to, right, you definitely don't want to be a dog." You can't be a dog. 】
"Hmm......" Mizushima Kawa Yan was weak-hearted, he had actually figured out how to be a dog.
[You made a wish to me to tamper with the debuff.] Although the success rate will be low, these are up to me to solve. 】
Mizushima Kawayan thought for a moment: "I listen to you." ”
[Cancel the debuff of "Randomly Turns into an Animal", the success rate is ......]
[Judgment...... Judgment ......] The system seems to be stuck for the first time at the time of judgment, and it takes a long time to wait for a full minute, [Success.] 】
[Random debuff selection, will take effect after 5 minutes.] 】
……
The white Samoyed, who had always been well-behaved, suddenly broke free, and rushed into the empty room on the side with a rattling chain.
Nakaya Nakahara: "Hey! Don't run around! ”
But Samoyed is very human, and when he heard him barking, he closed the door instead, and the whole dog grabbed the door, just not letting Zhongyuan Zhongzhong come in.
"Whew!" The dog barked through the door, and his voice was very aggrieved.
Zhongyuan Zhong also remembered Samoyed's watery eyes, and suddenly couldn't get down his heavy hand. He's still very soft on small animals. I had to persuade softly through the door: "Don't be afraid, we don't have anyone here to hurt you, good, come out, I'll take you to eat, okay?" ”
Long.
"It's not good...... a hoarse and soft male voice came from the door.
Nakahara Nakaya:.
Under his horrified gaze, the door opened slightly. Mizushima Kawayan hid behind the door, only half of his head poked out, and his bare shoulders could be faintly seen. His fingers were in the doorway, white and slender, and they were indeed human hands. Mizushima Kawayan sniffed again, the tip of his nose and the tails of his eyes were a little red, his violet eyes, and the corners of his mouth drooped, which was particularly pitiful.
He had no clothes on him.
Nakahara Nakaya's gaze couldn't help but fall on Mizushima Chuanyan's face, and then moved downward, a well-sized collar clasped the plain white glossy neck, and the familiar silver chain was still tied to the collar.
The one he just pulled.
"That ......" The strange young man in front of him spoke, he lowered his head, and a white triangular plush pointed ear appeared in Nakahara Nakaya's sight, trembling slightly, "I, I don't have clothes." ”
The fluffy white tail flashed behind the door.
The tampering of the system is half successful, and he does turn back into a human, but not very thoroughly. Sure enough, tampering with the debuff will cause a bug. But this bug is inevitably too embarrassing, his tail has been slapping the ground, fluffy rubbing against his thighs, a little itchy.
"Can you get me some clothes?"
Nakahara Nakayama also had numbness in the back of his head, and he crawled dizzily to find clothes, he lived in the Mafia headquarters all the year round, there was a rest room, and there were a lot of spare things, and he soon came back with a few brand new clothes.
When it was time to hand over the clothes, he suddenly remembered:
Oops, didn't take the underwear.
But Mizushima had already opened the door a crack to allow only the width of his arm to pass through, and a small arm reached out to take the clothes away. He was probably in a hurry, so he grabbed it indiscriminately, and even grabbed Nakahara Nakaya's finger with his clothes.
Meanwhile.
[Random debuff selection ends.] 】
[debuff: Skin Hunger]
[Duration: 1 month]