"Even that kid said that cow dung is a miracle medicine, could it be true?"

After asking Bai Song, Lin Tingzheng hesitated more, and asked Steward Liu beside him as he walked.

Steward Liu was also full of emotion when he heard it: "I never thought that there would be such a strange news in this world!" Even cow dung can be used as medicine...... However, since the two doctors coincide, the old slave feels that this matter is credible, after all, hysteria cannot be solved by ordinary medicines, and for the sake of the young master's health, it doesn't hurt to give it a try. ”

"In that case, immediately order to go down and prepare medicine for Xun'er."

……

Bai Song wanted to go out, but when he heard about it, he immediately changed his mind.

There's still a big drama to see today!

While Master Lin was still preparing, Bai Song sneaked out and found the doctor in the alley not far from the Lin Mansion.

This doctor is familiar with Bai Song, and Sang Sang gave all the dowry to this guy in order to save his father.

This guy is not very good at medicine, but his greed for money is deep in the bone marrow.

Bai Song first bought back Sangsang's dowry with two taels of silver, and then asked him to cooperate with him in a play with three taels of silver.

Now that the doctor's play is over, it's time to give the family money.

Bai Song was in a hurry, and he was about to leave with Sangsang's dowry.

The doctor was a little uneasy when he received the money, and whispered: "Little brother, you and I are playing tricks on the young master of the Lin family like this, will it be ......?"

"What? Scared? Why don't you be afraid when you don't receive the money? ”

"That'...... After all, it was Young Master Lin...... In case ......"

"Don't worry, the prescription I gave you is not nonsense, you can cure Young Master Lin's hysteria by keeping it. At that time, the Lin family will still give you a reward, this time you will earn from both ends, just wait to steal the fun. ”

After speaking, Bai Song hurried back to his house.

……

Lin Xun was still scolding in his courtyard, and there was no intact furniture in the house for him to smash.

The teacher who was invited from Luoyang said that he came to class, and was scolded by Lin Xun for a long time, and finally broke free and slipped away, and he didn't dare to show his head again.

"The surname is white, Lao Tzu will no longer be surnamed Lin when he is good with you!"

Lin Xun spat Xingzi, stood on the stone table in the courtyard like a shrew, and scolded a few words in the direction of his sister's yard.

I was about to go back to my room to drink water, and I didn't want a smoky smell to waft from outside the hospital.

"The toilet is spraying? Why does it stink! ”

As soon as the words ended, the four housekeepers each walked in with two buckets of things.

That's where the stench came from.

A few housekeepers turned purple, and they put the bucket in the courtyard with a sigh of relief, and as soon as they inhaled, they couldn't help it, and they each vomited.

Lin Xun pinched his nose: "What are you doing?!" ”

When I looked closer, I saw that these buckets were full of cow dung!

What answered Lin Xun was his father outside the stone gate of the small courtyard and shouted: "Do it!" ”

"Daddy......"

A few family members vomited, squinted their eyes and whispered: "Young master, offended!" ”

Lin Xun was stunned for a moment, and his hands and feet had been choked by the family.

"You ...... What are you going to do?! ”

No one answered, and the family members just quickly tied ropes to Lin Xun's body.

Lin Xun's eyes were about to pop out: "You dog minions, what do you want to do?" Father...... Father...... Save me...... Hmmm......"

Before he finished his sentence, his mouth was blocked.

This group of family members came prepared, their hands and feet were nimble, and they quickly tied their young master into zongzi.

Lin Ting was watching outside, sighing bitterly, and turned back to the doctor who had just been invited back: "Doctor, look, everything you need is ready. ”

The doctor pinched his nose and entered the courtyard, looked at Lin Xun's stunned eyes with unknown reasons, and smiled: "Young Master Lin, don't be surprised, the old man is here to treat Young Master Lin." Young Master Lin's illness is hysteria, and he needs to wash away the filth in his heart with cow dung before he can be cured. This time, I was afraid that the young master would not cooperate, so I had to make this decision. Please forgive Master Lin. ”

Lin Xun heard this, his eyes widened, even if he was tied up and couldn't move, he still squirmed violently like an insect on the ground, and the sound of "hmm" in his mouth continued.

Master Lin watched from the side, he couldn't bear it, and comforted him in a low voice: "Son, the medicine is bitter, Dad is also for your good, don't blame Dad ......"

Next, a bathtub is pushed into the courtyard, and the soil found in the mountains is placed, mixed with snow water from nowhere, and buckets of cow dung are poured in!

The taste, the sourness, there are no words.

Bai Song took Xiang'er and pretended to wander in the garden, until he reached Lin Xun's yard, and felt that a poison gas bomb exploded nearby.

Xiang'er looked embarrassed and covered her nose: "This ...... What does it mean? ”

Bai Song was also smoked enough, and said that he came to see the excitement, isn't this torturing himself?

Hurry up and pull Xiang'er to retreat, and go as far as possible.

"Hmm...... Hmmm......"

Lin Xun looked at the bucket of pure natural medicinal bath, and his eyes were about to pop out.

I can't speak, I can't wait to use my nostrils as my mouth, and my face is full of snot.

But there were many people around, no one took care of it, and a few family members carried it and threw it in directly.

One second you can still scream without a sigh, and the next second you only hear a "coo", and the person has already been smoked.

……

Night falls.

Young Master Lin's yard has become a forbidden area, and even mosquitoes dare not approach it.

The doctor said that you need to soak for half a day.

Time is not enough, the young master of the Lin family is still silent in the sea of medicinal baths, drunk and dreaming of death.

I can't say it, I can't move it, I can only silently bear the invasion of biogas.

The tears had long since dried up, and the spirit was almost broken.

The dignified young master of the Lin family, what kind of sin did he create in his previous life to let himself suffer such torture?

In a trance, a nightmare-like voice appeared in my ears: "Brother-in-law, how do you feel?" ”

"Hmm......"

Lin Xun was shocked, struggled in the bucket and turned his head, just as he saw Bai Song pinching his nose and looking at him from afar.

"Hmm......"

Bai Song rolled his eyes, approached cautiously, and gently removed the cloth dumplings that were pasted on Lin Xun's mouth.

Lin Xun took advantage of the situation and took a sip of methane, rolled his eyes, and almost fainted.

"You...... You...... ...... vomit"

Bai Song hurriedly retreated, pulled a few leaves and blocked his nose: "Dare to ask someone to buy my life?" You're a milky little fart kid fighting with Lao Tzu? Since you are looking for death yourself, I will send you to shi. ”

"Yo, you're still not convinced, and you're still staring at me? Well, since you're not convinced, I'll give you another chance, and let's continue to fight. I'm a medical student, and I'm kind-hearted. You want my life, but I can't bear to kill you. However, your father sees you like this, and it is estimated that hysteria will still be cured. Ming'er will bring you a bowl of cow urine soup early in the morning, and nourish your stomach first. How is it? ”

Lin Xun's face changed greatly, listening to Bai Song say this, how could he not understand that everything was done by him?

Looking back on the past, I only feel that this little son-in-law is so terrifying, he can make his own father not believe his words, and he has hurt himself so badly!

After all, Lin Xun is only a sixteen-year-old child, how can his mind be as deep as Bai Song?

The rich young master is a bully and a fear of the hard, and he knows that it is not easy to mess with at this moment......

No, you can't mess with it!

Crying at the moment, he began to beg for mercy: "Don't ...... Other...... I...... I was wrong, I took it, and I ...... in the future I won't dare again. None of this was my idea, it was all my wife...... Right! My wife asked me to do it. She said that in the future, you will rob my family property, and I must deal with you! Please...... Leave me alone...... I really don't dare......"

"Very good, as long as you give me honesty in the future, I will naturally not bully my brother-in-law for no reason. The hour is almost up, do you know what to say later? ”

"Understood, understood...... Please let Daddy let me go, I'm going to die......"

……

The second watch is coming, and the time has come.

Lin Ting is asking the doctor to go back to see his son together.

Lin Tingzheng's expression was not good, and he said in his heart that if his illness did not improve, he would make this quack doctor look good.

The doctor was also a little uneasy and regretted being greedy for the Lin family's silver.

Now I can't go even if I want to.

Back in the yard, the stench is still unabated.

Lin Tingzheng endured the churning in his stomach, walked up to his son, and asked in a low voice, "Xun'er, do you feel better?" ”

Lin Xun was half-asleep and half-awake, and nodded weakly: "Dad...... I feel so much better......"

"Really?"

"Really!" Lin Xun nodded again and again, "My son didn't see who hit me that night, my son was confused for a while, and now he is sober." I won't lose my temper indiscriminately......"

Lin Tingzheng couldn't believe his ears, and his voice was trembling with excitement: "Hurry up...... Quickly carry the young master out and wash it well......"

It was those few family members again, who dragged Lin Xun out with a look of disgust and untied the rope.

Lin Xun had long lost his strength, let alone his anger, and fell to the ground weakly, and was carried to the bathtub prepared in advance to wash.

God knows how many times Young Master Lin will wash tonight?

Lin Tingzheng didn't care about anything else, turned around and excitedly held the doctor's hand, and thanked him vigorously.

I only regard this doctor as a divine doctor who is more divine than Doctor Xue.

For a while, the hysteria cured by the young master who bathed in cow dung was spread.

The people were talking about it, and they all said that the barefoot doctor's medical skills were miraculous.

At this moment, Bai Song was lying in the bathtub gracefully, enjoying his sister's bathing service.

Bai Rou pinched her nose from time to time, with a look of disgust: "Brother, you stink too much!" No wonder your sister-in-law is avoiding you. ”

"Yes! So it's better to kiss my sister, Xiang'er avoids me, but my sister doesn't avoid me, and helps me take a bath, I don't hurt you in vain! ”

Bai Song said happily, and suddenly turned around and gestured to kiss.

"Little Rou'er, let my brother kiss it!"

Bai Rou smiled and dodged away, blocking Bai Song's mouth with a wet handkerchief: "Go away!" Stinks to death! Don't! ”

After laughing, Xiao Nizi reached out and tested the temperature of the water: "I went out, my brother wiped the water and put on his clothes." ”

"Tell Xiaocui to heat up the water and give my brother another clock."

"Last hour?"

"Just rub it a little longer."

Xiao Nizi's hands were soft, but her brother opened his mouth, so he answered, shook his little arm, and went out of the firewood room to find Xiaocui.

Bai Song was lying alone in the basin of water, and he didn't know what to think.

Suddenly, the door of the firewood room was pushed open, and Xiaocui suddenly rushed in, hit the bathtub, and almost fell into the basin.

"My aunt...... Gurg...... The wine you have hidden is so fragrant and intoxicating...... Xiao Cui ...... Gurg...... Xiao Cui only tasted one bite and ...... That's it...... I can't stand on my feet......"