Chapter 204: Joke is not nonsense
The crowd was listening attentively, but was interrupted by an abrupt question outside, and the crowd was impatient.
This person is at the window where Bai Song is, he is a wild boy who is no more than fifteen years old, dressed in sackcloth, with a clean face, but there is a smell of oil stars.
"Where's the wild boy? Get out of here! ”
The shopkeeper walked over menacingly, and when the kid saw it, he quickly said, "I can't understand the book, so why don't you ask?" I'm surprised, no matter how powerful the second master is, he is also a long life, how can he pass five levels and kill six generals? Isn't there some other reason? Also, Guan Erye values love and righteousness, how can he talk and laugh with the two sisters-in-law along the road? ”
"Hey! You still say! The shopkeeper came to Bai Song again, and reached out to grab the kid.
The kid shrank numbly and ran away, shouting loudly halfway: "What is the first mouth of Qingmen?" Isn't it to attract guests to make up a mess? You old thing who does anything to attract traffic is simply a loss to Mr. ”
"Poof......" Bai Song choked on a sip of wine, looked over, and found that the person had gone away, but the sentence 'traffic' in the other party's mouth made him a little in a trance, and he thought that he had crossed over again.
The shopkeeper saw that this master sprayed wine, and hurriedly apologized: "Uncle, are you okay?" ”
Bai Song waved his hand: "It's okay, who is that person?" ”
The shopkeeper was full of disdain, and pointed to the opposite side: "Hmph, it's just a bastard who came to make trouble, and he didn't see that our business was good, so he deliberately came to make trouble." Did you see the other side? ”
Bai Song turned his head to look and found that there was another restaurant opposite Shangyuan Restaurant, and the signboard said Donglai Restaurant.
The Donglai Restaurant is opposite to the Shangyuan Restaurant on the street, but the specifications of the restaurant are smaller, and the main building has two floors, which is not as good as the four-story attic of the Shangyuan Restaurant.
The door was open, but the inside was turbulent and unoccupied, the whole building was dark and gloomy, very inconspicuous, and there were so many customers around that there was no one who even looked at it.
The shopkeeper saw that Bai Song could see it, and then said: "That kid was originally talking at the Donglai restaurant opposite, and the business was not good at that time, but let's ask Mr. Understand to steal their business." Uncle, have you ever heard of such funny things? We can invite Mr. Xie to sit in the hall and give a lecture, that is the ability of our Shangyuan Restaurant. Are they the only ones to tell the story? Don't let us tell stories? Besides, a half-sized leather boy can also tell a story? The guest officers present are all clear-eyed people, where the book is good, this foot will run where? I see, this Donglai restaurant won't be able to do it for a few days. ”
Bai Song listened to it, but he didn't care, and then turned his attention back to the story in the hall.
The story just now was interrupted by outsiders, and Mr. Xie was about to answer and continue, but there was some discussion among the tea guests holding tea cups in the hall.
If there was no previous boy's words, others would not care if they heard it.
But after listening to what a kid said, and thinking about it carefully, he also felt that something was wrong, and asked Mr. Xie one after another, can anyone really ride thousands of miles alone? Will the loyal and courageous Guan Erye really have more inexplicable feelings with his two sisters-in-law along the road?
After some questions, it's really no wonder that the tea customers are more serious, it is really that the story in Mr. Jie's mouth has too many loopholes and cannot withstand scrutiny.
When asked like this, Mr. Xie didn't know how to answer.
He has been lecturing for so many years, and it is rare that he has not been able to get off the stage for a while, and his old face is flushed.
Bai Song was overjoyed to see it, and really thought that he had encountered a good opportunity, so he got up and took the initiative to relieve the old gentleman.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the main reason why this Second Master Guan can ride alone for thousands of miles is naturally that Second Master Guan is brave and brave. Of course, there are also some objective factors, the most important thing is that Prime Minister Cao Cheng respects Guan Erye, and he cherishes his talents and loves talents. After learning that Guan Erye was leaving, he was afraid that the guards along the road would block him, so he issued three military orders to let the guards along the way let him go, if it weren't for Prime Minister Cao's military order, it would be impossible for Guan Erye to ride alone for thousands of miles. Mr. Xie, is that right? ”
Everyone was stunned and looked at Bai Song one after another, and they didn't know who it was, but they didn't hear about Prime Minister Cao's military order from Mr. Xie's words just now.
But with this key factor, the whole story makes sense.
Everyone thought about it and looked at Mr. Xie again.
Mr. Xie was worried and couldn't explain, so he nodded hurriedly: "That's it!" The reason for this is a long story, and the old man did not elaborate on it for fear that everyone would not understand. ”
"Then who is Cao Cao? But a traitor! How can you do the thing that let the tiger go back to the mountain! I don't believe it! ”
For a while, there was a lot of noise in the hall, there are many versions of this endless story of the Three Kingdoms among the people, and this controversy can't be said even if it is broken.
The entire hall of the restaurant was made into a miasma by a group of guests who only drank tea and did not eat, and the shopkeeper couldn't persuade him no matter how he persuaded him.
A good storytelling was so disturbed, Mr. Xie took the opportunity to get out of the desk and walked to the backyard of the restaurant.
Bai Song squeezed in the crowd and followed Mr. Understanding.
When Mr. Xie walked out of the hall, Bai Song also walked out.
The backyard is just a handyman in some restaurants, and there are a lot of people, but it is obviously much cleaner than the hall.
"What are you doing?" Mr. Xie had noticed Bai Song a long time ago, and when he saw that he had also followed him to the backyard, he immediately stopped and stopped.
Bai Song smiled and arched his hand: "It's really good to listen to the old gentleman's lectures, but it's just because of the roughness of the books, otherwise the old gentleman's eloquence will definitely be able to go further, and there will be no talent." ”
Mr. Xie frowned and looked Bai Song up and down: "What do you mean?" Coming to ridicule the old man? ”
"It's not." Bai Song smiled and took out the Three Kingdoms script that he copied overnight from his arms, and opened the first two times, "The old gentleman can take a look, there is a whole set of Three Kingdoms stories here, I want to cooperate with the old gentleman, let the book be published in the future, the old gentleman will tell the book, you can see ......"
Bai Song didn't finish speaking, but Mr. Xie just glanced at it: "What is it?" Does the stinky boy think that the story written by the old man is not as good as yours? Let me tell you, the old man has told more stories in his life than you have walked! Listen to me, then Guan Er Ye is already a god, and he can ride alone, and he has nothing to do with Cao Cao! Get out of here, the old man doesn't have time to take care of you! ”
After speaking, he unceremoniously smashed a stack of manuscripts on Bai Song's face.
Bai Song smiled, put the manuscript away, and looked at the back of Mr. Xie leaving, without any expression.
"Since you can't look at it, let's think of another way."
Bai Song muttered to himself, he wouldn't compete with the old man at all, and asked a handyman to leave Shangyuan Restaurant through the back door.
I thought that this was the end of the matter, but I didn't expect that as soon as Bai Song stepped out of the restaurant with his front foot, someone followed him out of the backyard of the restaurant.
"That kid in front of you stop!"
Bai Song turned around and found that it was a middle-aged merchant in brocade clothes and jade belts walking over with a few handymen armed with sticks.
"Stinky boy, dare to dig the foot of the wall in Shangyuan Restaurant, right? Do you know how much effort it took us to bring Mr. Xie here? A few days after the lecture started, you made a mess of the scene, but you still dared to talk about cooperation with Mr. Xie? Today, I'll let you know who Xiangyang Street is! ”