Chapter 286: Whoever marries, who dies the whole family
"Emperor Xiao is afraid."
"Hahahahaha, this big brother probably remembers the incident when Hua Nong caught the snake!"
"Pastoral variety shows become love variety."
"Emperor Xiao is afraid of ......"
Hua Nong listened to Xiao Beirin's words, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "How come, don't think of me like this, I'm not such a person." ”
"Really?" Xiao Beirin obviously didn't believe it, how could Hua Nong not be that kind of person!
A wealthy lady can even catch a snake herself, what else can he believe?
"Let's go to the kitchen first."
"Haole," can't cook, and it's not good to do housework, she must be well-behaved, listen to Xiao Beirin's dispatch honestly, and strive not to be scolded or besieged by Xiao Beirin's fans.
"What's there?"
"It's just rice."
Hua Nong thought for a while: "It's really not good, let's cook some porridge at night and deal with it first, and then find a way tomorrow?" ”
"That's the only way to do it."
"You let me do it, I'll get it?" Xiao Beirin wanted to work, but saw Hua Nong standing aside like a quail, which had little effect, but blocked the way.
"I'll help you?"
"No, it's very simple, I can do it myself."
"Do you believe that if I let you do it alone today, netizens will be able to scold me on the hot search tomorrow?"
Xiao Beirin was a little speechless, but after thinking about it, too, the live show, maybe the fans of the two families are there, if it is a little bad, they will have to be cool.
"This sister has a strong desire to survive."
"Hahahahaha
"Hua Nong: No one wants me to be scolded"
"Okay! You go to the rice, I'll make a fire, will you? ”
"Yes."
Anyway, I have filmed the role of a good wife and mother before, and in order to do a decent job, I went to study in a class, otherwise she would definitely be black-eyed now, and she wouldn't know how to do anything.
In order to be realistic and get closer to rural life and nature, the program team arranged for them to be the kind of earthen stove.
Cooking has suddenly become a high-tech thing.
Ordinary people don't even know how to make a fire, and as soon as Hua Nong came in, he was shocked to see that Emperor Xiao had already lit the fire.
"Will you do it too? You're too good, aren't you? ”
"Emperor Xiao, which girl will have such a good fortune to marry you in the future? Marrying you, that's really a blessing for three lives, you tell me that you are handsome, have acting skills, have a good figure, have money and can cook, all the advantages of men in the world are in you, you are really unique~"
"Hua Nong, I won't mind if you eat rice, there's no need to find a rainbow fart."
In the comment area of the live broadcast room, it was all hahahaha in an instant.
Fortunately, Hua Nong couldn't see it, otherwise, it was probably trying to break Xiao Beirin's head.
"You agree, I agree, netizens disagree."
Xiao Beirin continued to light the fire and glanced at Hua Nong, who was sitting on the pony at the door: "The desire to survive is so strong? ”
"No, I don't want people to say that I landed on the moon."
"Anyone!"
The two were chatting, and a beautiful picture of the quiet years was broken by the villagers before it began.
"Yes, auntie, is there something wrong?"
"I live next door to you, and I saw that this house was empty for a long time, and finally someone moved in and came to bring you some food."
I'll go! Rain in time!
This aunt, dear!
"Auntie, come on, come in, thank you so much, we're worried about running out of food!"
The eldest lady entered the kitchen and saw Xiao Beirin cooking on the fire, and glanced at Hua Nong: "Don't you know how to cook!" How do you get a man to do it? ”
"I ...... Learning. ”
"How can a woman in the house make a man cook? Don't you know the truth of the gentleman's cooking? Men are going to make money outside, so how can they be trapped between the stoves? You see, this girl of yours must not be married, and she doesn't even understand this thing. ”
"Yes, yes, my aunt taught me." Give me food, I can bear anything.
People from the director's team: ...... Can you bear this? Plus!
I don't believe that Hua Nong can hold back and not spray people, they already know that Hua Nong's mouth is so easy to talk today?
"Girl, will you get married in the future!"
"Me?" Hua Nong was taken aback.
"Yes, you!" The eldest lady said and pulled a stool to sit next to Hua Nong, looking like she wanted to talk to her.
"The fortune teller said, I'm Kefu, whoever I marry will die in the whole family, auntie, do you have a son? Grandson is okay, I think I can talk to my aunt quite well, if I want to get married in the future, I will come to my aunt to help me talk about matchmaking, lest I really can't get married in the future. ”
The smile on the corner of the eldest lady's mouth was a little unbearable: "Girl, don't you joke with me!" ”
"How can you joke with the eldest lady! In this way, if the eldest lady thinks that I am joking, then you call your son over, and I will go to get the certificate with him tomorrow to see if what I said is true. ”
Xiao Beilin: ............
Program group: ...... "Don't listen to her fools, and then find a topic to talk about." ”
The eldest lady accepted the money from the director team, so she must do things well, and looked at Hua Nong seriously: "Don't lie to me, I know that you little girls in the entertainment industry don't like to get married and don't want to get married, but have you ever thought about it, where will you be buried when you die if you don't get married?" ”
Hua Nong clapped his hands: "It's so simple!" When the time comes, see who I have a grudge with, and I will die directly in someone's house. ”
"I'm all dead, and I still care where I'm buried. The wind and rain are sticking in the walls of your home, anyway, what I'm afraid of is that you are not me, I really can't, donate my body before I die, and when it is scrapped, I can also buy a national cemetery, save the money to buy a cemetery, not to mention, when the time comes, I can still mix a compilation, others must take the test every time they enter, I only need to lie down quietly when I enter the compilation, and the welfare treatment is only a lot more, auntie, you say, is it not perfect. ”
Ma'am:............
Program Group: ............
"Auntie, why don't you go back now and see the bald skin on the wall of your house, and when I die, paste my ashes and Yihe directly, I can be regarded as doing a good deed and mending the wall for your house."
"Hey...... Auntie, don't go! It's not over yet! ”
Burst...... Xiao Beirin couldn't hold back his laughter, Hua Nong picked up a chili pepper in the basket and threw it over: "Laugh and laugh, laugh at you." ”
"Gentleman is far away from cooking, why don't you come? How can you make a big man cook! "Hua Nong's yin and yang are weird.
Xiao Beirin couldn't hold back a smile at this time: "I'm sorry, are you thinking about going to cross talk?" I think you're a good fit? ”
"Director, cut it out."
"Put it on the Internet, buy hot searches," isn't the program team just waiting for Huanong to spray people?
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"Sir, this is the itinerary of the wife's program group, you can take a look," Xu Wei handed the thing to Lu Jingan.
The latter took it and glanced at the next day's itinerary on the list: "Mushroom picking? Still all night? ”