Chapter 87: Retired Hunter, Marriage and Childbirth Security Association (3100 words!) )
Shivering teachers in the pile.
The middle-aged woman sat down slowly, and the smile on her face was very gentle.
"Ladies and gentlemen... Have you found a partner lately? ”
As soon as these words came out, a bunch of teachers lowered their heads and remained silent.
And a few teachers with families held their heads high, turned on their mobile phones, and leaned in with smug faces.
"President Shen! This is a picture of my two-year-old daughter! ”
"Sister Shen, this is my family photo!"
"Come on, come on, look at my wedding photos, handsome or not!?"
"My wife is the same hunter as me!"
……
The middle-aged woman looked at the mobile phone albums of the teachers and smiled with relief on her face.
"Excellent... That's great! ”
"Seeing your happy family, I feel like I can live another 100 years!"
After a heartfelt joy, the woman's eyes rolled and slowly looked at the silent teachers.
She smiled and sighed deeply.
"And you guys, it's really hard for me to do it......"
Shen Rou, Retired Hunter-Marriage and Childbirth Security Association, President of Luzhou Branch.
Specializes in worrying about the marriage of retired hunters.
The low rate of marriage and childbearing among hunters is something that the Hunters Association has been facing.
During the service, the mission is dangerous, and everyone does not want to fall in love, which is understandable.
But the problem is that now that I have retired and live and work, I don't have many people who get married and have children.
Being single is a habit.
These hunters have been single for decades, and they are completely accustomed to, and even like, and love the single life!
This is sad to the leaders of the association above.
You must know that the children of hunters generally have a high adaptability to power, and the probability of becoming a warrior is much higher than that of ordinary families.
These newborns are precious new blood and treasures of human society!
The Hunters' Association can't wait for them to get married when they retire, and each of them has three children, and each of them has triplets!
But... Contrary to expectations, these people are just not interested in love.
Moreover, retired hunters are all heroes and heroes of mankind, and they cannot be forced to do so by reason and law.
After thinking about it, the Hunters' Guild began to think of some ways to go off the beaten path.
Hard ones can't work, then soft ones can come!
Thus, the Retired Hunter-Marriage and Childbirth Security Association was born.
The main task is matchmaking, lobbying and tempting them to fall in love.
They integrate marriageable retired hunters of all ranks and ages, and travel in various departments, schools, armies, hunter associations, shops... Pervasive.
Even hunters who live alone and live at home can be found by them and come to the door.
Introducing blind dates, holding friendships, leisure travel, carrying out activities, haunted houses, board games, secret rooms, talent shows......
I even recommend things to you on the Internet all day long.
What hunter blind date sites, retired warrior happy family documentaries, cute baby short videos, sweet love sci-fi films, movies, comics, novels, etc., that I watched movies that were hot and couldn't sleep all night, and so on.
It's just doing everything, and the ability to work can be said to be quite terrifying.
"You are also forty or fifty years old, and the eldest is not too young..."
Shen Rou sat straight, folded her hands on her knees, looked at the teachers, and said earnestly:
"Now young and handsome, young and beautiful, isn't it a pity not to find someone to fall in love?"
"After a few decades, your skin will start to sag, your face will start to have wrinkles, like... Like me. ”
Shen Rou stretched out her fingers, tapped the light lines on her nose and the corners of her eyes, and said with a sad expression:
"When the time comes, everything... It's too late! ”
"They will think you are old, they think you are ugly, they think you are bald, they think you are greasy, they shout about your brothers and sisters, call you uncles and aunts behind their backs, and guess your menopause ......"
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Shen Rou... I really don't want to see you end up here! ”
Listening to this bitter chatter, the corners of the teachers' mouths twitched slightly.
You've lived for almost 200 years, is there really a problem with calling you old aunt?
I feel a little disrespectful to call grandma!
Of course, this kind of thing is also thought about in the heart.
In the face of the marriage and childbirth security association's urging to marry, we must not argue in person, let alone be a bird.
Otherwise, they will pester you with unimaginable patience,
The teacher kept his head down, should not fail to answer, as if he was humbly accepting the teaching.
But Shen Rou knew that these people were just going in and out of the left ear, and when she left, what should they do.
"Ugh..."
Chairman Shen sighed lightly, his gaze slowly shifting, sweeping over everyone's bodies.
The teachers who were looked directly at by her were all stiff, and cold sweat broke out on their foreheads.
And those winners of life who have objects and families are crossing Erlang's legs at this time, nibbling on snacks and melon seeds, and their arrogance is extremely arrogant.
They know that President Shen's pressure has just begun, and the next time is to appreciate the ugliness of single dogs!
Shen Rou's eyes moved slowly, pausing for the last moment.
"Civet - Xu Ruomei..."
"Meow~!?"
Facing the panicked female teacher, Shen Rou said with a few treasures:
"C-level hunter, extremely good footwork, 45 years old this year, unmarried."
“… Why is this so? ”、
Shen Rou rubbed her eyes and asked suspiciously:
"Could it be that I have trained too much, my legs are crooked, and I dare not go out on a blind date with low self-esteem?"
"It's not crooked! Look, see for yourself! ”
Ignoring the female teacher who was trying to prove herself, Shen Rou's eyes glanced at someone... A man with long hair and a sloppy beard.
"Crazy Sword-Miao Fei, 66 years old, although he has not learned alienation, he is outstanding in the field of power emanation, and he belongs to a B-level hunter who has been exceptionally promoted..."
"Although you are exceptional in terms of combat power, you have not learned to alienate, and your lifespan is still at the level of a C-level hunter."
Shen Rou shook her head, her tone very regretful.
"66 years old... It's not small, and the sword below is no longer used, and it will become noodles in the future. ”
"Heh..."
For this kind of ridicule, Miao Fei smiled casually, and he didn't even bother to defend himself.
Seeing such a frank teacher Miao Fei, President Shen pondered for a while and sighed:
"I've heard before... The atmosphere of the men and women of the Raging Corps is anxious, I thought it was fake? I didn't expect that..."
"Of course it's fake!"
This time Miao Fei couldn't be silent, he was so anxious that his face was purple and red, and his muscles flared up, and he argued loudly:
"The Rage Legion is all pure masters! Iron straight man! We are not thorn roses..."
After saying this, Miao Fei regretted it, and a certain two female teachers stared at him directly, making him feel a chill down his spine.
But because of this sentence, the wife of the marriage urger looked away from him.
Looking at the two female teachers with stiff faces, Shen Rou hooked the corners of her mouth and chuckled:
"B-level hunter, red female ghost - Wu Qinghua, 47 years old."
"B-class hunter, Dark Lady - Li Jingru, 46 years old."
Bang bang bang... President Shen clapped his hands and exclaimed:
"What two wonderful women, even in the Hunters' Guild, you are very talented."
"It's so good and so beautiful, it's a pity to be lonely for the rest of your life..."
Shen Rou took out her mobile phone and a gentle smile appeared on her face.
"There are also many young talents on my side, no matter their appearance, talent, personality, and age, they are all exceptional, let's add the contact information, and send it to you to choose now."
"No, no!" Li Jingru shook her head, and said nonsense with a slightly panicked face: "People like young people!" I'm not interested after 25 years old! ”
"25 years old?" Shen Rou frowned.
"Yes, yes! I especially like college students, but don't worry, I know it's wrong, and I won't do it..."
"It's okay."
“… Huh? Li Jingru was stunned.
"It doesn't matter..."
Shen Rou looked directly into Li Jingru's eyes, and her tone was encouraging:
"It's not illegal, no, even if it does, it won't be prosecuted!"
"If you have what it takes to get students hooked on you, that's love... The love of two adults! ”
"You can take him back to your dormitory, and before he graduates, hurry up, race against time, and get married if he dies!"
Li Jingru's face turned green directly.
"Of course, male teachers are absolutely not allowed, please stay away from female students."
After all, even if Li Jingru succeeds in eating tender grass, she is pregnant, and the student can continue to study and work.
And if a male teacher dares to shoot at a female student, he will probably be pinched by the principal......
Shen Rou gave Li Jingru a thumbs up, and then turned her eyes to Wu Qinghua.
"Tsinghua... What about you? ”
"I'm not thinking about marriage for the time being."
"Alas... In another forty or fifty years, even B-rank hunters will start to grow old, and wrinkles will grow when the time comes..."
"Then I'll become an A-class hunter."
Wu Qinghua pushed his glasses and said categorically.
“… That's fine, too! ”
Shen Rou pondered for a while, and then a rather satisfied smile appeared on her face.
If urging marriage can prompt an A-level hunter, it will really make a lot of money......
President Shen let Wu Qinghua go and aimed his fire at the other teachers.
……
Li Jingru pushed her friend's shoulder and wondered, "Do you really want to become an A-level hunter?" ”
"I've rested enough, and I feel like I can go further."
Wu Qinghua clasped his hands on his shoulders and said lightly: "When this class of students officially graduates, I will return to the army to resume my duties." ”
"Oh~" Li Jingru's eyes rolled, and the corners of her mouth hooked up a sly smile. "Then I'm going to be an A-rank hunter too!"
"Otherwise, when we meet in the future, you are still so young, but I have wrinkles, and just thinking about this kind of thing will give me goosebumps all over my body."
"Next year, let's go back to the corps together and resume our duties!"
Wu Qinghua glanced at his friend, the corners of his mouth hooked up a faint arc, and he did not refuse.
……
On the other side of the main seat, the greetings and reports to Vice President Jiang Wenlong also ended.
The old headmaster refilled the hot tea for him, and said with a warm smile:
"Tomorrow is the 6A qualifying round, you can stay at the school these days, the room is ready."
Then he glanced at the three uninvited guests, and said quietly, "There is no place to live for you here..."
In this regard, the three corps cadres smiled disdainfully.
They had already guessed it, so they all came in RVs!
President Jiang took a sip of tea and said with an elegant smile:
"There are more than 30 students in this year's 6A evaluation, and there are even two abilities in it..."
"The next game is really exciting...!"
Hearing this, Ling Sen and Lan Bao glanced at each other, and a tacit smile appeared on their faces.
"President..."
Against everyone's puzzled gazes, Ling Sen helped his white beard and said with a little mystery:
"Your sense of anticipation this year may be a little higher......"