Chapter 28 Uncle Emperor, your head is covered with a green grassland

【Little fairy? 】

[Uncle Emperor, there are no little fairies in the princess's mansion, only little ginseng essence, hehe. 】

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Luo Ranran fluttered her little feet, and her little head rubbed against Princess Qingyang's belly.

[Mother, let me tell you quietly, this baby suspects that there is something wrong with the emperor's uncle's brain, and I always feel that he is a little abnormal! 】

Luo Huang: ...... (´._.`)

What's wrong with him?

Princess Qingyang: ...... Guy Bao is right.

Luo Ranran snorted: [As far as the emperor's uncle is concerned, it is no wonder that he will be cut off by Luo Fangjin three years later, and hung on the city wall with his body to dry for nine hundred and eighty-one days. 】

Luo Huang: ...... Σ⊙▃⊙ Chuan

What?!

Chop off the head?!!

?!!! by Luo Fang

This, this, this...... What's going on?

Could it be that the little fairy told him the tragic ending in disguise, so that he could be mentally prepared in advance?

Princess Qingyang: ...... (゚⊿゚)ツ

Poor royal brother, you died so miserably!!

Prince: ヾ(; ⁰; Д ; ⁰; )ノ゙

God, why is my Luo clan so miserable? Could it be that in the previous life, they collectively dug up other people's ancestral graves?

At this time, the Guaga system, who was locked up in the small black room, looked at the little finger, and his tone was flattering and extremely flattering.

[Dear little lord Ranran, Guagua detected a rich and dazzling green light on the top of your emperor's uncle's head, and almost blinded Guagua's dog eyes. 】

Lo Ra Ran: (՞•Ꙫ•՞) ノ????

[What's the fuss about the green light, Guagua, you've been with this baby for so long, and you're still so ignorant. 】

The Guagua system hurriedly explained: [Ranran, this green light is not the other green light. 】

Luo Ranran: ε(* ́・ω・)зShe's lonely?

【Oh! Guagua, what kind of green light is that? 】

[Little Lord Ran, that's the legendary green hat, not a green hat, but a green hat, surprise or not, surprise or not? 】

The Guagua system smiled, this laughter sounded a little obscene, and Luo Ran got goosebumps on the spot.

pouted disapprenorovingly: [The green hat is good, it can shade the sun in summer and block the wind and snow in winter. 】

[That's not the case! 】

The Guagua system is a bit scratchy, how to explain the true meaning of the green hat to this little ginseng essence who is 500 years old but ignorant of the world?

Luo Ranran snorted: [If that's not the case, what is that? Guagua, don't forget, you haven't spent all your points to buy skins yet, and this baby is still angry. 】

Guagua: ......

[Oops, Guagua has never experienced being cuckolded, so I don't know how to explain it to you, but I can show you a video, and you will know the true meaning of a green hat. 】

Luo Ranran's difficulty is reluctant: [Okay! Open the video to the baby. 】

Guagua System: [Yes, my lord. 】

Luo Ranran looked at the video and smiled slyly.

In fact, when Guagua started to talk about green light, she really didn't react, and then Guagua said about green hats, and she suddenly realized.

In order to tease Guagua, I also wanted to see how Guagua explained to her, so I fooled it into such a video.

It just so happens that she is bored now, and it is better to have a video to pass the time than to listen to the brainless uncle go crazy.

It's just that such a stupid system turned out to be hers.

Sorry, she really can't compliment.

It was clear that she had laughed at the fact that the imperial grandfather was cuckolding, but the stupid melon seemed to have forgotten, it was hard not to let her wonder if its brain was normal?

Guagua shouted wronged: ...... X﹏X

…… Well, this video tells the story of a husband and wife, who were affectionate and entangled at first, but then the husband had physical problems.

But his wife was in great demand, and he couldn't meet her.

The wife began to look for a man outside, and it was not enough to find one, so she found a group, and when she was tired of this, she changed to that, and she didn't spend too much fun.

Because the wife has no scruples and cuckolds her husband without principle, the husband is pickled in green from the inside out.

Even the shadows are green.

Finally one day, he couldn't stand the ridicule of the people around him, the humiliation of his wife, and killed his wife and his wife's concubines with a long sword in his hand.

In the end, the husband laughed three times, and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Hahaha, I am the mother of the thousand-year-old king and the eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, and in the next life, I will never be a ninja turtle again......"

When he was done, he wiped his neck with a sword and slept with hatred.

Luo Ran sighed twice.

In her opinion, whether it is a man or a woman, they should remain loyal to their relationship, if this relationship really can't hold on, when it is broken, don't be that negative man, slut.

[My emperor's uncle, who got up earlier than the chicken and slept later than the dog, your head is covered with a green grassland, it's really pitiful. 】

Luo Huang: (. ・ˇ_ˇ・。 :)

What?

The head is covered with green grasslands?!!

What does that mean???

Luo Ran sighed.

[Hey, Uncle Emperor, it's not this baby who buries you, just you, how can you satisfy the three thousand beauties of the harem? ]

It's no wonder that those concubines can't stand the loneliness, so they will seduce the guards, ministers, and princes...... Wait, you've been given fresh cuckolds one after another. 】

Luo Huang: ...... What? I'm actually green?

(๑•ૅω•´๑)∝╬▅▆▇◤

Come on, bring my machete, it's a matter of my man's dignity, I must kill today!

Princess Qingyang: ...... Yo Yo Chek trouble.

Aha, hey, brother Huang, I'm really sorry, I'm not trying to laugh at you, but gloating.

I have long said that the most important thing in the world is women, but if you provoke so many women, you are to blame for your own greed.

Plant the cause and get the cause, plant the fruit and get the fruit, you don't cuckold, who cuckolds?

Prince:...... ∑(O_O; )

Facts have proved that women are ruthless and there is no such thing as men, and even the emperor of a country cannot escape the fact that he is cuckolded.

Oh my God, it's horrible.

In order not to be green, he decided to guard himself like jade, and only one woman was enough for the rest of his life.

Luo Ranran kicked her little feet, and her complaints became more and more intense.

[Tsk, men are big pigs' trotters, if you want to blame the emperor's uncle for being too greedy, a good girl's family, obviously has a good marriage, but you have called a show girl into the palace year after year, and has become a woman in your harem. 】

[As soon as you enter the palace gate, it is as deep as the sea, and Xiao Lang is a passerby from now on! ] 】

[Uncle Emperor, look at you, not to mention the marriage of others, but also imprisoned the fresh and beautiful girls in the inner courtyard of the deep palace, let them waste the years in vain, and after a long time, they became resentful women in the deep palace. 】

[In order to get your favor, some people have done everything they can, and conspiracies and tricks continue to come out frequently, causing the harem to be angry and countless people to die. 】

[Cause and effect have their own definite number, Uncle Emperor, this baby advises you not to be too careful, there are few people in the harem who really love you, shouldn't you reflect on yourself? 】

Luohuang: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

Introspect yourself? How can I reflect on myself?

Woo, it's so angry!

I was actually green by the women in the harem, this is a matter of men's dignity, so how can I not be angry?

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