Chapter 118 Riding a hen, God is a special good family woman and man
Qi Muji tugged at his clothes, looked at Nangong Yu with teary eyes, like a shy new daughter-in-law, and shouted writhingly: "Brother Yu~~"
Nangong Yu's scalp was numb for a while.
"Don't call me Brother Yu, I don't know you."
Qi Muji was sad and crumbling like a broken flower and a willow.
"Woo, Brother Yu, how can you say such a heartless word? When you were younger, you liked to play with me the most, have you forgotten? β
Yo, this is still a person of the same race.
The Queen Mother and the others had their eyes lit up, and they all gathered around to eat big melons.
Princess Qingyang felt that something was missing, and then smiled and took the cloth bag hanging on the milk dumpling, took out the melon seeds from it and distributed them to a few people one by one.
Luo Ranran: "......"
Mother, are you polite?
When it was sent to the fifth prince, Princess Qingyang paused slightly and asked softly: "Little Wu, do you want to eat melon seeds?" β
The fifth prince blinked his dark eyes, stretched out his little hand and thanked him obediently: "Qing'er, thank you aunt for the reward." β
Princess Qingyang: "......"
It's a real hammer, and none of the people in their Luo royal family are fuel-efficient lamps.
Ah no, it should be said that there is no one in their Luo royal family who doesn't like to eat melons and watch the excitement, and it is really in the same vein!
"Slur, snort, snort......"
"Sniff ......"
Next, everyone was snorting melon seeds while watching the performance of the parties, and the conscientious shadow guards moved chairs for the masters, and also built several fires on the side, for fear that they would freeze.
Nangong Yu: "......"
Speechless is his native language.
Qi Muji, one of the parties involved, was not embarrassed at all, if he had changed before, he would have been ashamed to burrow into the ground.
But after more than two years of devastation, his already pitiful self-esteem has long been smoothed out, and now his only thought is to escape from the clutches of the old witch and live well.
"Wow, Brother Yu, for the sake of you and I who have known each other since childhood, would it be good to save my life?"
Nangong Yu had a cold face, looked Qi Muji up and down, and came to the conclusion: "I see that you are brightly dressed, with flesh on your face, and your body is healthy, but you don't necessarily need me to save you!" β
Qi Muji cried aggrievedly, "Brother Yu, only you can save me, don't you know, I was planted by Miao Rou'er's old witch Gu worm, if I don't listen to her, I will be cleaned up by her very miserably." β
"Woo, I'm a good family woman, and I've been ruined by her like this."
[Hahahaha, what a good woman and man of God's special house!! γ
The milk ball giggled, and the terrifying rooster laughter made Qi Muji shiver loudly.
"Poof......
"Hahahaha......"
The Queen Mother and the others couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
Qi Muji: β(β ββ’βΟββ’β β)β
Although he is thick-skinned, he can't stand the ridicule of so many people.
[Qi Muji? This name is interesting, riding a hen, isn't it Miao Rou'er's hen? Hahahaha......]
Qi Muji: (κ¦_κ¦)
If he had known that his name meant something like this, he would have said that he should not call it this name, which would have embarrassed him to the extreme!
The Queen Mother and others: ...... Belch!
Good baby, although it is true, but you are still a child, don't say these words again in the future, so as not to affect your well-behaved and cute image.
Also, I really don't know if you're a milk doll, how do you know these things?
Luo Ranran didn't know at all, her heart was heard clearly by her family, and at this moment, she was looking at the information about Qi Muji.
[Yo Yo, it turns out that Qi Muji has another surname, called Nangong Muji, but because he himself stays outside all the year round and rarely returns to the Nangong family, he has always used the name Qi Muji. γ
[He doesn't have any bad intentions, and he's not a promiscuous playboy. γ
[Two years ago, when I was passing through a small county, I happened to be met by Miao Rou'er, the old woman was full of lust, and she fell in love with his face on the spot, and stepped forward to seduce him to no avail, so she gave Qi Muji a Gu. γ
When Qi Muji heard this, his eyes were red.
What happened to him can be described as tears for those who hear it, and sadness for those who listen to it.
[Since then, Qi Muji has been controlled by Gu worms, and he can't get rid of Miao Rou'er, after several times of torture, he almost took his life, and he no longer dared to give birth to the heart of escaping. γ
[Then, she was eaten and wiped clean by Miao Rouer, an old woman, and completely became her male pet! ] γ
[Qi Muji is in bed - he has to serve with all his heart, and under the bed, he has to serve the old woman to dress and wash, as well as eat and wear, which is really comprehensive. γ
[I have to say that Miao Rouer, an old woman, is very disgusting. γ
Qi Muji nodded in agreement, that is, the old witch is the most disgusting woman in the world.
Luo Ran was a little sick to her stomach.
[Others have to spend money to raise male pets, Miao Rou'er is good, just a small Gu worm can control people, not only let Qi Muji serve her, but also let Qi Muji spend money to support her, she is really a scum in the world. γ
[Also, over the years, there has been more than one man who has been ruined by her, Qi Muji, there are also many innocent men, they were killed tragically after they were tired of being played by Miao Rou'er, and the old woman was simply mad. γ
The milk dumpling clenched her fists angrily.
I have to say that Miao Rouer is the most disgusting and resentful woman she has seen since she came to the mortal world.
The Queen Mother, Princess Qingyang, and the Empress, the three of them looked at each other with condensed eyes.
Damn Miao Rou'er, look at their good baby disgusting.
Hmph, they have already thought about it, and then use all the torture tools on the old woman once, no, once is not enough, twice, three, four times......
Everyone sighed, and looked at Qi Muji with pity and sympathy in their eyes.
Qi Muji: ΰΉδΉβ‘δΉΰΉ
Actually, his skin is not very thick.
Looking at Qi Muji's blushing cheeks, Nangong Yu couldn't help but smile, "Okay, the Gu worm in your body is dead, Miao Rou'er was also arrested by us, you can leave at any time." β
β°(*Β°β½Β°*)β―
Qi Muji shouted in surprise, "Really? β
Nangong Yu bowed, "Really, Miao Rou'er is lying in the room, for the sake of you and me, I will allow you to go in and take a look at her." β
"Okay, okay, I'll go and see it."
Qi Muji was emotional, he thought that Miao Rou'er, who was extremely powerful, was so subdued, it really made him unbelievable!
Qi Muji quickly got up and entered the room.
Then dumbfounded......
ran out of the house quickly, grabbed Nangong Yu's arm tightly, and shrank beside him trembling.
"That, Brother Yu, Miao Rou'er is the old woman lying on the ground?"
"That...... An old woman with gray hair, wrinkles, and a mess of blood? β
Nangong Yu glanced at Qi Muji, smiled and nodded, "Well, she is Miao Rou'er in your mouth, how is it?" Isn't that a surprise? β
"Gross!"
In the next second, Qi Muji squatted on the ground and kept vomiting.
The scene was instantly filled with a sour smell.
The Queen Mother and the others looked at the melon seeds in their hands, the corners of their mouths twitched, they couldn't eat these melon seeds, they were afraid of indigestion.
"Let's go, go home, I don't want to stay in this place."
Everyone nodded their heads and hurried out, and in a few moments, they were all gone.
Qi Muji: "......"
"Hey, wait for me, save people to the end, and send Buddha to the west!"